Marty's YouTube Comments Song

[holyshticantfindanam]

My nose looks like a credit card sunk between my eyes.

[JackMcCool09]

My nipples are tender like a hotdog vender.

[mrhlimegreen]

i just got scared the crap out of..

[TheFizzyBear]

lol

[9494blahblah]

1:00 i wish i could play a mini keyboard like that.

[duckkillerclydeclyde]

@9494blahblah you suck because I can play a mini keyboard just like that.

[80eighter]

the yappa pie brother~!

[BulldogsFTW]

Where's my beer f-ing terdmuffin

[TheLizardMan008]

I may sound like a cocky pissfuck but i wanna get laid with a fat black dinosaur

[nightwishfan06]

have u ever stalked someone u just look like one of those creepy stalker dudes

[Sento35]

Look around for some of my comments, there funny as lol.

[warriorxp111]

lol

great song

[BELLSY175]

YOU FUCKING SUCK! GO SUCK YOUR DADS PENIS FAG

[MaraTheCrazyChick]

MARTY SMAARTY

[MaraTheCrazyChick]

jew

[man20mike]

idk my ass itches...

[keviiinwa]

Throw me a fricken bone here

[zemp123]

I want to dip you in lemonaide and throw milkduds at your boobs.

[zemp123]

GAY!

[lockyfilms3D]

OMG fail

[hafeez587]

start a rock band u belly dancer...

[SuckMyRawHemroid]

You guys are a mess! Look at your comments,

they are all over the place, devoid of any

purpose or meaning! You are all in need of a

leader to help you through this crazy thing

called life. Come here. I will be your king.

[valentine1125]

at 0:10 he looks lik the guy from Blues Clues!!

[fisheyedfreak]

i hope you go to jail and get raped. please do not hesitate to kill yourself

[Punt66]

hahaha very creative

[checkfoldcallraise]

lol nice job. im in the mood to look up funny yt comment vids. this is good!

[TheColts99]

hahahahahahahha!

[SatanicSBA]

everyone in this video is a lesbian

[StealthShooter1029]

Fucking Proggressive Commercial at the beginning...

[fxdrdnme]

Hot dog nipples? yum......

[Fr8ass]

when marty said bonappatete i started eating mac'n'chese wierd eh?

[MissJasmine254]

thats funny

[InfernoPicsAndVids]

CHEEZ NIPPLEZ :D

[coryboysorry]

"Gay!"

"lol!"

[wotsecalled]

thats nuts

[yoson25]

after watching this I want someone to come over and chop my penis off cook it and eat it with me then kill me in a barbaric manner.

here is my address: 146 Driggs ave Brooklyn New York 18328

[316Lunatics]

Omfg... This was OSM... i love it

[AnOTproduction]

I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.

[wotsecalled]

the funniest comment i ever read on youtube was this dude just randomly put "i think black girls feet smell the best" ha ha.

[OnTheBoulevard10]

lulz!!!!

[MultiWoWProductions]

haha guys yu dnt get it it's not him that's funny it's the random comments that make the song which are funny haha

[cenyan13]

heres a comment for you, SUCK MY ASS

[budlite415]

GAY!!

[MissJasmine254]

"remember to check your smoke detector 2 times a year"

[mindfreek454]

Nice shoes, wanna go to dinner?

[r3dx1131]

F you, Marty.

Your show sucks!

[SexyPeopleHaveLives2]

wipe yourself with sandpaper than cover it ur ass in melted cheese

[SexyPeopleHaveLives2]

'your face reminds me of pickle'

dats my song lyric 4 u

[54spiritedwill54]

OMG, so funny

[Exfo00F]

go to marty go to marty !!!!

[akidthatskates284]

"I like the dogs, but there are more laurels on the boat!"- Hot Pocket Industry

[imbrianvargas1]

hey love it or shove it

[imbrianvargas1]

if i suck it

please dont mock me

i never ment to be

the toile clogged on pee

[Rathorius]

I seriously don't think he'll be able to fit that in a song, Guitarfreaxx. I mean, I'm as big of a fan of spontaneous word association, but none of that stuff rhymes. Maybe you should try again.

[JunoMacLeod]

GAAAAAAAAAY!

[xkylex2231]

that was so fake

[softballplayer44]

If I call you homework can I throw you on a table and do you?

[softballplayer44]

hey the word of the day is legs how bout we go back to my place and spread the word

ur parents must be assholes cause ur the shit

do u work at subway cause u just gave me a foot long

u got somthin on ur chest, my eyes

how bout u sit on my lap and we talk bout the first thing that pops up

lets make like fabric softner and snuggle

can I take a pic of u so I can show santa just what I want for Christmas.

if i tossed a quarter in the air what are the chances of me getting head

[softballplayer44]

hey baby im like a rubix cube the longer you play with me the harder i get

[softballplayer44]

do you work for cingular cause ur raising my bar!

[gunslinger713]

here is one for your next song

"are you an angel because i got an erection"

[domino17rally]

Nineteen freds - 40 smoshs = Random!!!

[MILEYFANFORLIVE10]

fucking gayass

[nblankenship1009]

do you wash your clothes in windex cause i can see me in your pants

did it hurt when you fell, from heaven?

[nblankenship1009]

Do you wash your clothes in windex cause I can See me in your pants.

Did it hurt when you fell, from heaven?

[laxkid1996]

i like marty he is cottage

[laxkid1996]

read to the blacksmith all day long

[xxCrazyIrishGirlxx]

WOOT!

[SilentCobra44]

CHEESE NIPPLES

[352Glipz352]

GAY!

[Funnymoves]

LOL cheese on a stick

[NarutoMasterNo1]

lol. thats is all.

[AnethSvartalf]

Ninjas and pirates don't get along.

[ashebeanie]

"hey, I'm immortal!"

Now with twilight that's the best pickup line ever! :D

[dcj178]

This is dude is gay..he must live with his mom..hes got nuthing better to doo with his life...so yeah getta life...what are you 40?

[nkahan5754]

thats great

[kwakle129]

U must live near a cemetary cause u ave me a bonar

[Supercoolguy97]

I have AIDs,would u like to share my joy?

[noticed007]

just tell her to go fuck herself

you cant go wrong with it you faggotty jew

[clockith]

fuck you asshole. go to hell.

[noticed007]

lol

[StellaTortuga]

"You have lovely childbearing hips. Let's go procreate."

[DEMIFAN208]

hey u guys pleaz pleaz,pleaz,pleaz go on(soccer power=D)AND tell me if it is funny or not!!!!!pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[cassdoublel]

lol i was laughing the whole time

'and the always original "GAY!"'

'"Bleep you Marty your show sucks" Thanks Haters!'

[84spidermonkey]

Sweeeet! as my mother's breast milk!

[TheMartyChannel]

Hey, Marty fans! If you want to see NEW Marty episodes, subscribe to the ZILCHZONE (link in description).

- Andrew

[TAYLO355]

lol hahahah

i click on this on acciden

nice song!!!

"SPAM SPAM SPAM" hahahaha xD

[k1llinUrPk]

do you work in subways because you just gave me a footlong!

[kenyv91]

My magical watch says we're having sex right now.

Girl- your watch must be broken

oh no, sorry its 5 mins fast

[omglooklol5]

my anus blue rofl

[godsthirdleg]

GAY! lmao i lavued that

[jb123luv]

i luv how u make fun of the haters u rock

[PowerlessLady13]

Oh my fucking god, I love this!!!! "I mourn for the poos and wees across the seven seas" xD I laughed myself stupid! MAKE MORE!!! I'll find them!!! xD I love 'em! "Cheese on a stick isn't cheese on a stick, if it doesn't have a stick. ITS JUST CHEESE!!!" Roflmao

[grimreeper47]

Marty. You're a GENIUS!!!!! Making a song out of youtube comments. Tell me when to send end my next comments for your next song.

[TheMartyChannel]

grimreeper47 -

Glad you liked the Comment Song. But I've actually moved to another channel: ZILCHZONE. That's where all my future videos will be posted. Go subscribe so you can be a part of the next YouTube Comment Song!

- Marty

[lifeisallaboutmusic]

woody is hot. no joke.

[DoctorPayneofBBHS]

The always original, Gay! lol

[CompellingDisorder]

"Cheese on a stick isn't cheese on a stick if it doesn't have a stick. IT'S JUST CHEESE!" lol.

[demonfoxnaruto93]

your mother smells like a hampster full of farts.

[vampb1tch]

OMG, so funny

[ProtoVelez]

goooo goooo

[HATEFUELER]

can you please tell me what is up with all your sweaters,and your odd shaped glasses

[snscrazy]

I Like cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[djdock87]

You likaaaa da cheeeeese!!!!!!

[kaguesna]

My that's funny... are the lyrics and chords available?

[ClayPoolMania]

Congratulations Marty, now you've got all of them trying to make "hillarious" and "random" comments.

[hannulunchbox]

your my favorit flavor of ice cream.... vagina

[Barbabeppo]

So what if I'm a cannibal? I'm fully masturbatable

[resandelantis]

"I want to make sweet, sweet rape to you"

[drewcifer66]

I've never hit a woman, but I'm not afraid to slap a few bitches.

[Muttondressedaslamb]

"I've lost my self-respect. Do you still have yours or are you prepared to sleep with me now?"

[g3ftw]

Mooncheese!

[Winsp]

cock

[Monklady]

I'll pull on your nipples and flirt 'em

[lostindisillusion]

save water...shower with me

[J03597]

I love you even though you have three boobs

[biosturgill]

Girl U Know Karate because your body is kicking...

girl theres nothing i like to do more than butter yo biscuit...

[ecnobean]

"forget you!"

or

"this one's a zinger"

or

"hey! i like you"

or

if she says a joke "LOL" and pronouce it loooohl not el oh el

[yuskeura]

it´s just cheese!!

[KitsuoKun]

I just want to say I love your show, here are a few pickup lines for you.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?

Im like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.

If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

[montazarmontazarmont]

the best sound a girl can make is when shes giveing you a blowjob and she tries to say yes it just turns you on lol

[IronSoldier820]

I was on JibJab when I saw The Honest Love Song, and then I noticed it was by RunawayBox, and remembered Marty. Came back to TheMartyChannel and found this. Made me laugh really hard.

Also, if you want a true From-The-Internet pickup line, try lines like from XKCD.

"You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all not. Screaming."

[Ghostb]

Marry me, Marty.

[slyfoxanimechick]

c:

LAWDY DIS BOISA GENYUS!

[smbsbswd4eva]

is dat his voice?

[therealmims]

Oh my gosh.  This is gold.

Honestly, this totally made my day.

[theawesomeone5]

"Are you wearing space pants, because your ass is out of this world"

[m8816]

you're very funny.

[TheMartyChannel]

Thanks, m8816. And you're very nice.

- Marty

[Videogamewalkthrough]

hahah thanks haters!

[a011ckr]

lol "thanks haters!"

[tekneek03]

"and the always original GAY" OMFG I LOVE THIS, subscribing

[crazylegz610]

"Do you like it when I eat your penguin ass?"

[emdogg1989]

"That outfit is very becoming on you! Of course... If I was on you, I'd be coming too."

And my favorite:

"I think I'm going to get a sex change, whether my parents say its okay or not."

[MVCoho]

"Hey, what do you think about ham-radio volunteering skills for local emergency management services?" gets 'em every time. boy does it ever.

[TheMartyChannel]

MVCoho -

If I could go back and re-record the Valentine's song, this lyric would definitely make it in.

- Marty

[Blasticks]

Wanna play strip poker?

[juanpoznan]

once es eleven in español

[iNewell]

I lost my virginity, can i have yours?

[19hasty88]

seeeeeeeeex

[pahteeh]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

[Josch93]

My Name is Marty lets visit a Party

[wigglepoo]

so....uhmm wanna boink?

[wigglepoo]

you know what they say break a leg

[hermywats5]

Oops, I posted one twice

[hermywats5]

"If I poke you I'll bet you'll be squishy"

[Ghosy2]

im not fat

[decameter]

Pink Penguins, they are the perfect gift

[Rkamlage]

"my penguin is soft and clean"

[wigglepoo]

great art starts with a fart

[wigglepoo]

three nipples are better than one.

[wigglepoo]

i hope that thing on your lip is actually a third nipple.

[PStarTony]

I'd buy you lots of crap if you were my wife.

[bmjb276]

"Hey, you're a girl right?" My fav one! ;)

[DJNSider]

Only a Monkey eating his own fesses can express my love for you <3

[PureNasher]

Line For Song:

" Please Dont Look At My Pants "

[666evil6cow666]

mine song lyric is oh baby I want to run my tounge all over you body.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Heheh.

[elizard]

Hey, I've just put new batteries in my smoke detector! What to come to my place to check it out?

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

That is so creepy. Rofl.

[ATalkingFish]

"If I'm good enough to make songs on youtube,

I'm good enough for you.... right?"

I'm posting this here and on the other video cus i didn't know which one to put it on :(

[23cmp23cmp23]

oh and this is my line...

hey babe, i like your chest

oh btw, do you like my sweater vest? lol

[23cmp23cmp23]

HAHA YES MINES SECOND WOOO ILY!

[Laur0sie]

"Bear my children, bitch."

[dgf50]

I'll let you borrow my sweater vest if you get cold

I hope to stay with you till you get old!

Heh, I love your show Marty! :D

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

That one's appropriate :D.

[Peacemaker636]

How about

"Are you a telephone operator? Because I think there's a connection here."