Jackie Mason's 2009 New Year's Message

[TakeDetour]

I love this man. He so rocks!!!

[theninjaman87]

Jew cunt...

how tasteful...

[vadimteatime]

@theninjaman87 unacceptable

[theninjaman87]

That was kinda my point. You know, in my comment. That was a response to another comment....

Thanks for being to quick on the up-take Sherlock...

[vadimteatime]

@charliemctruth

unacceptable.

[EstebanDeathwatch]

@charliemctruth - you'll bring a lot of people around to your point of view with comments like that. not

[moproducer]

Thanks, Jackie, from a longtime gentile fan and admirer. Best of everything for you in 2010.

[criminalminds24]

mason gu

[pokemon2112rush]

yo jakie im doing a play called 45 seconds from broadway and i need pointers on youre accent any pointers on how to pronounce the words the way you do? oh and everyones a friggen lier on thier new years resolution!

[catandpiddle]

well done jackie... I've always liked you and hearing this, made me think a lot and yes, you're right. things 'are' better than before and you're smart enough to know we still have a ways to go. good on you!

ps I'm not an american.

[EstebanDeathwatch]

@jazzbox50 - then turn the "dial".... he doesn't have a speaker pointed at your house.

[WetWetWet10]

God Bless America, (says this Brit).. and God Bless Jackie Mason too.

[philbbg]

I agree. Homosexuality is an abomination to our Father. This guy has turned on his brothers. He thrives on being funny. I have never met a liberal Jew. ANTI CHRIST

[crazycheetha]

take it easy boys.... hate wound get us anywhere.. u should pray from him and " them "

[sasukekunai12]

FAKE!!!!!

[tivathehusky]

fool

[vano3153]

fuck masonsss GEORGIAAAA

[s3ksh0n8]

fucking kike killed jesus

what a typical kike on a bike

[jockoman62]

s3kh0n8 Your an ignorant jerk! You should shut your pie hole.

[mcfrdmn]

Excellent commentary by Jackie Mason

[Hrvpicard]

lol are you serious... or are you just jewish

[peppino1961]

This fucking ass is such an idiot. I thought he died 20 years ago. Looks like he has a potato up his ass.

[dombshomemade]

4.35 this must be a piss take. you killed jesus lol oj

[cupwithhandles]

Love JM

[Tarateesh]

jackie mason can suck my big fat cock.

[caramelkidd]

Do you smell propane?

[gtmassive230]

fucking kike!

[gimmli53]

1.take ur middle finger and put on ur nose.

2.say a name of someone u like.

3.that person will ask u out or say they love u tomarrow.

4. heres the thing copy and paste to 2 other vids

[LYono22]

Every LIFE AROUND THIS POOL.....IS MY RESPONSIBILITY!!!!

[markthebeast586]

AHAHAHA

[RXJ7]

Take this Avice:

1. put your finger on your nose

2. hold your breath for 5 seconds

3. say the name of your love

4. that person will ask you out on the next Friday

5. you will have the best day tomorrow

6. if you don't copy and paste to 2 other videos you will have bad luck and die in 2 days

[halibut65]

fuck jews BURN IN THE MOTHA FUCKIN OVEN

[jimboyoyo]

what a bunch of low IQ low lifes on this page... certainly a good case for abortion...

[itstheowner]

played the robot tailor in Woody Allen's Sleeper, brilliant.

[gingergiblet]

KIKE

HEEB

YID

FRIDGE MAGNET

[kondor26]

to Gingergiblet :

intelligence is something you show when you

post messages like you have posted. I guess

I'll have to explain......you have no intelligence.

[gingergiblet]

No, intelligence is a mixture of many seperate entities, the most apparent being intellect and knowledge. You seem to lack articulacy. It's a shame really.

[oblibious47]

starting to wonder Jackie...are you SICK? Haven't put out any new videos lately, and as a fan I am concerned about you!

[ilsy74]

Yes I agree, blacks and homosexuals should not be ostracised. However the jews can be, so long as klutses and putses like you claim to represent all of us.

[silverasasasain]

jews left out the whole new testament and are still looking for the masiah or jesus

[davecyco]

looking in vain

[davecyco]

for the messias I mean. They need to look for Jesus, or they will go to hell. In fact that goes for everyone who does not have Jesus.

[gingergiblet]

Jews lol

[Jay3z]

whats the dwifference between a jew and a pizza?

pizza dont scream in the oven!!!1

LMFAO!

[ufcsucks47]

i DONT LIKE HOMOSEXUALS!!!! they are a bunch of fags!

[iplaycss]

fuck jews... fuck religion...

[mk181818]

Great guy with brilliant sense of Humor.

He is the practical tester for anti-Semites. And some comments bellow just proved that.

:-)

[mommyosullivan]

Jackie Mason, Neshikot! We love you! Keep it up!

[1961smiler1961]

my ansestors were jews.can i go to a synogog

[mommyosullivan]

synagogue, shul, beit knesset...

[dakotain91]

Hi Mr. Mason. Always enjoy your vids. Keep up the good work.

[piplemeter]

A dancing pupet

[sidsixpoint7]

"Its no co-incidence theres a black president"

Oh we know that Mr. Mason

Just like his left cover is no coincidence either. It's interesting the comments here, the opinions people can be led to. I look forward to viewing more of your material.

[jayezzo]

Racist Zionist Jew

[UnknownTraveler1]

Jackie,

Your great! Would love to see you and Pat Cooper tour the Country. The Ultimate Jew and the Ultimate Pepperoni (Pasquale Caputo). The combination would fracture the funny bone. Is it a possibility? You both are comedic gentlemen and icons of comedy ... it would be a legendary combo.

Blessing to you Jackie ... We love you!

[golsno147]

Every thing is right in America! Youve got to be joking-but then that's your profession. No offence Jackie you are my

favourite comedian but some of your views on politically contoversial issues

have racist overtones too.

[obamazombies]

But Jackie..."tolerance" is not a virtue.

Truth, justice, charity, patience, humility, prudence, temperance, fortitude...the list goes on and on. But then again we are talking real virtue: Christian virtue.

[dozendoughnuts]

washie40 ...you are a piece of drek..better tit turd ... go smoke ganga and play wit your mother.. what has a rastaman contributed to society besides being doped up...look at what the jews have given..you ignaramous idiot with a brain cell of robert mugabe

[squilky1951]

LUV YER

[swordofisis]

(.)  / \

[atlantapad]

Jackie!!! Thanks man! I saw you in South Beach today near Lincoln Road. I was eating a hot fudge sundae. One by one, people aroached you. You were very nice to give everyone attention. Cool man, and nice message!

[vegaslover777]

I saw him as well at Lincoln Mall, it might have been the same day, he was with a younger man - maybe his nephew - and he was wearing an apricot-colored jacket. He looks great for his age.

[coma2009]

Thank God for you Jackie.. your heart is so rich...

[Shizue7]

Thank God for this country and thank God for you, Jackie. All the best for 2009! (Love your message and those chubby little legs!)

[isame789]

Happy new year Jackie. You are right we respect people of all colors, religions and sexual orientation in America. We are a tolerant society. I am proud of my country. God Bless you Jackie

[rebelstang]

Happy New Year! To All!

[Chicago10281]

Great Message! The Message From 2009!

[dsgspm]

great message jackie. each video you put out is better than the one previous. very true the things that are right about america way overweigh those that are wrong. for the most part because of courageous people like yourself who speak out about the things that are wrong

[swordofisis]

washie40, you really live..or do you just hide out in Israel? Do you worry that if Israelis find you out that some magical coincidence might land a palestinian rocket square in the center of your forehead? If it weren't for our brothers the Jews then America wouldn't have changed much in the last 400 years. The Caribean without the Jews or American intervention would still be a slave plantation. Hitler's regime might have made furniture out of your family but they proably wouldnt like the color

[SHMUJEW]

I have no problems with homosexuals, I have a problem with homosexuals disrespecting the moral foundations of western civilization

[GlobalSufi]

One oxymoron piled upon another! Witzig!

[tekobari]

Thank you, Mr. Mason. That was one of the most beautiful New Year's wishes I've heard this year. And you're right. Yes, we have a long way to go, but not nearly as long as we have come.

Happy New Year, with good health and prosperity for you and your family this coming year.

[porche75]

Happy New Years...

I won't be going out this year. I HATE being forced to small talk. No, I don't think the economy is going to get better in 09, no I don't think Obama is going to save the country, I'm not taking sides between Hamas and Israel, bipartisanship is a JOKE, I can't even watch the news anymore...if I can't handle it sober, then I can't handle with after a few shots and a glass of champaigne.

And may God Bless the people who don't speak English in America.

[porche75]

I'm not making predictions, I'm so not making any resolutions.

If there's not music blasting my ears, I vow to stay at home with a bowl of icecream watching old cartoons.

On the upside, there WILL be football tomorrow!

[XxAlexXBM1908]

Have A Happy 2009!!And 2009 Wishes!

[aza1aus]

13 minutes til the new year in Australia & I'm on youtube :((

[delgadorox]

Happy New Year :)

[Conail23]

happy new year!

[racelinemax]

G-d Bless The Great USA!!

From Australia

[porche75]

G-d Bless Australia,

From the U.S.

Cheers!

[bone656]

One thing I should mention. Don't use a black background if you wearing black, it's hard to filter out all that background. You should make your videos in front of a green or blue screen.

[rightright3232323]

very well said sir. Happy new year to you my friend.

[happybeingme4321]

Jackie we are much better off than we were before. You just can't convince people of that because we often feel better in our society when we act like victims rather than being thankful about how blessed we really are.

[whatareyou323]

It's a brave new world jackie... indeed.

[mymomtookmytoys3]

New year's sucks

[ohnoiateit65]

It's no fair Jackie you get two new years in a year and we only get one!

[billga2007]

To tell you the truth, the hatred and bigotry is worse now. Your positive outlook is nice but we all have too much work to do to make the world a better place to be wearing rose-colored glasses. Best wishes to you in 2009 . I still think you are a caring man and a great comic.

[greevve22]

billga2007 , Sorry bill but you my friend have rose colored glasses if you beleive what you say to be true, and negative opinions like your's while respected are just ignorant.

[billga2007]

Well how about this week's top stories for instance ? Pakistan putting troups on their border,Israel and the Hamas firing rockets at each other. Obama picking Rick Warren to read his inaugural. You mixed my metaphor by the way."Through rose colored glasses" means > an attitude that things are better than they really are.

[billga2007]

You mixed my metaphor by the way."Through rose colored glasses" means > an attitude that things are better than they really are. Being 20 years older than you might make me more qualified than you to comment on changes in America over the last 50 years. I think we all want things to get better, let's bond on that !

[takeachance43434]

The economy in the 50's was supposed to be so prosperous but looking back, we didn't have nearly the economic flexibility we have today in this so-called "pre-depression".  Thanks for making think JM.

[TroyOi]

"Economic flexibility" is about the last term I'd use to describe our current situation. The Fed has expended all its interest rate-cutting ammunition; our national debt's at an all-time high, & further spending on stimulus packages has to be weighed against the fear that our creditor's will cease lending to us; the consumer confidence index just hit its all-time low; we're about to be hit w/ a credit card debt tsunami to rival the mortgage crisis...

But, if u say we're flexible, I'm all ears.

[hellopeter34]

jackie you look great in diapers

[killeryo77]

Happy New Year to you Jackie

[TallBrooklynGuy]

rav yankiff,

you look more like a rebbe darshining in gimarah than you are a conductor with those hand movements. i guess you can take the comedian out of the rabbi but you cant take the rabbi out of the comedian.

hahahah

happy new year rav yankiff and to all!

[slLLyhumans]

Jackie your the best .

[TroyOi]

Well, kudos to Jackie Mason for producing perhaps his most positive... well, least negative... videos. But his grasp of reality could still use a major overhaul. "Everything is right" with America?? "It's getting better every day"???????

Well, I'm sure President-elect Obama will be very relieved to know that he can pretty much cruise when he assumes office next month.

[hucklberrydoc]

America has gotten better. And there are two reasons to believe that this country, and every other democracy will continue to get better: 1. Jackie Mason 2. Every other person who has the freedom to read this comment.

[TroyOi]

I wouldn't even begin to know how to respond to that.

FWIW, though, pretty nearly every person in the world has the "freedom" to read your comment.

[hucklberrydoc]

Try to 'youtube' in China. If you say you have and were able to do so freely...then you are lying. Just came back from there. Nice country, but not free.

[TroyOi]

Can't speak for China. I can say Vietnam's no problem.

If China is selective about what they block on YouTube, as opposed to blocking all of YouTube, I doubt they bother with Mason.

[clayp72]

Well, as usual you knocked one out of the park, Jackie. Thanks again and God Bless You.

[hollywoodnight]

sucky

[hellorodney]

A M E N ,,,,,,thank you sir,,,,HAPPY NEW YEAR

[MrNanny]

Happy New Year's, sir

[Teflon65]

Happy New Year, Jackie, and Happy New Year to all. Let's only resolve to resolve our differences.

[jesusrules2012]

Jackie you look so cute in that New Years get up! Love you Jackie and Happy New Year!

[chicharon5]

I love this man, hes a great American!!

[yhshvh10]

G:D Bless America!

[CottonO]

Ahh, --a wonderful cup of New Year's cheer--

Thanks, Jackie.

[rd1999]

shalom

[AmericanBNP]

There is a special place in Heaven for people like you Mr. Mason. Best of wishes for you and yours Sir.

Jeff

[Kold2market]

Yes Jackie, happy New Year !

[rogermoore27]

I wish Jackie all the very best for 2009 and I hope to see more of his videos.

[infesticon]

Wonderful message Jackie:)

[fuyingbro]

good job Jackie

[midnight9wanderer]

Happy New Year, Jackie!