GEEZA JOAB DUNDEE WINDUP CALL - FUNNY :D

[AbcSchoolOfPolish]

cool. is it hard to find a job in dundee?

[onlyhuman1954]

that really cheered me up!! brilliant! don't think i would have kept my cool the way she did. 10/10. :))))))

[jamiegee123]

this isnt a wind up its legit.

[WORLD8NSH5KNIGHT1]

This is fake. She would be trained just to hang up.

[wrcraftgamers]

burgling!

[yeaiamuglysofuk]

going to post this on wwwdotdundeeforumcdotcom

[stevodewar10]

1:15 i remember when these flats wer still up!

[stevodewar10]

0:57 WOW

[stevodewar10]

0:40

This is probably as close to my street as ill ever see on youtube

[blugal102]

@stevodewar10 same!

[CookieQueen132]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[hanikhan57]

hahahah if that would be in england the lady would have hangup after 10 seconds

[xxdundeegalxx]

Kyle Falconer!!!!!!! amazin pics they had in tht!!haha

[CameronS999]

neither are the ones at 03.15

[CameronS999]

The multi storey's at 02.01 aren't there anymore

[wrighty1909]

love it, well funny !! lol

[triplehandreymysteri]

i saw the bottom of my street on thsi vid!

[benbeano1]

Quality

[ChickenDanceTV]

where can i download this as my ringtone for an iphone

[TheTealix]

Scotland <3 :')!

[vincedelgato]

This is great!!

[phunkyphreek]

0:18 Is that Nick O'Malley from Arctic Monkeys?

[frusciante39]

@phunkyphreek no it's Kyle Falconer from The View, they look absolutely nothing alike lol

[millingtonjp]

never stops being funny

[justynaitomek]

sometimes really miss Dundee and dundonian

[lindsay3640]

i wish the birds in the jobcentre here were as good a laugh as that bird

[lindsay3640]

that bird is REALLY patient

[Laurie2733]

I've got family in Dundee and I watched this vid with some friends, got to the end of the video, Im laughing like mad and they're saying "The fuck did they say?"

XD

[hodgiepodgie2007]

She's fantastic! Well done, a great advert for public service employees.

[MrPenfold84]

@hodgiepodgie2007 She must have been bored prior to his call! She sounds a cool lass! Great accent! Iove it.

[jillianx1]

funny LOL

[FatBlackFrancis]

Thankfully those of us that travel outwith Tayside or who work in the city centre, quite a multicultural area due to the universities, speak with a generic central accent. We even say 'know' instead of 'ken'.

But meet a dole scum from the outer estates or get two of us plastered and in the same room together and you'd probably need an enigma machine to crack our speech.

[weechunt]

@FatBlackFrancis

You're a fucking muppet wi a statement like that. It's fannies like you that fuck up our dundee accent by trying to fucking roll marbles in yer mooth.

Take it fae me, I sound jist like the boy in this wind up call, and ehm proud oh it.

[FatBlackFrancis]

Tak, Pit, Geez, Haud, Ken, Kundy, Dowpey, Kerpit, Bairn, Frae, Skell, Skunner, Stot, Eah, Wid, Puss, Flair, Doag, Wa, Fa, Ba and Fut. Ind that's jaist aff the tap o ma haid.

Dundonians have a unique word for just about anything making it more of a dialect than an accent, add to that the fact that we speak quite quickly and you have the makings of a secret language.

[DOBYMOVIES]

You are a legend best wind up call in a long long time

[Lush10able]

sounds like hendo!!!

[Lush10able]

sounds like hendo!!!

[petethe2nd]

LMAO BURGLIN

[OlympicScientist]

Halifax bank and the inland revenue have call centres in dundee. So any of you who think this is glasgow give one or the two a phone. Dundee is notoriously difficult to understand if you aint from there, even glasgow dont understand dundonians half the time. and the thing about it is, the further north of scotland you go the harder it gets. Glasgow is relatively close to the english border compared to Dundee, aberdeen, inverness etc. obviousley they are gonna be radically different

[o0scotland0o]

scotland has the best banter man fuck english comedy

[ediandpen]

fantastic

[1967JAMO]

NIGHTSHIFT - BURGLIN LMAO QUALITY

[TheFifaFreeak]

Brilliant!

[TheFifaFreeak]

Brilliant!

[MissCourtneyDowie]

cmon dundee haha

[MissCourtneyDowie]

cmon dundee

[zoolander2485]

This isnt a wind up its genuine lol!

[TheIndieKid1]

@zoolander2485 and how would you know

tell me o mighty oracle lol

[dundee520]

very funny wee man ktf

[LeeGeePyd]

the view



[421kevink]

cLaSs !!!!!!!!!!

[rchrdsnf]

shut up cheuchter ya bawbag lol

[mendmycrew]

Omg yous are all starting a war here can yous not all accept that we are all from different parts of Scotland and have our own way of all saying things no need to start a youtube holocaust fuck! and why do we all have so much against eachother arguing you know isnt going to prove which City or town is better and yeah we say pehs meaning pies leave us to it isnt doing any harm just as yous call some things a different name too!

[Scotlanz]

This has just become my favourite wind-up. I used to work in the dole office in Dundee and this is pure class.

[SAVI45]

Once again class mate!!! Keep em

Comin, make me smile!! Lol

[donkykong011]

That was fucking funny :D

[christinerose20]

THAT WAS SO FUNNY DUNDEE RULES GLESGA SUCKS

[switchtransition]

I'm goin down the job centre to find her!

[EmmaNicole99]

Class! :D

[mmdlx]

this is hilarious!!!:L:L:L

[scottishkayaker]

that was absolutly brilliant... i love living in dundee

[TheHunhunter1]

cunts fae the east sound like right tits, ken, ;-)

[weechunt]

@TheHunhunter1

Wi might sound like tubes, but wir ingin pehs are fucking marvelous

[TheHunhunter1]

@weechunt @weechunt ,, whit the fuck is wir ingin pehs ????

[weechunt]

@TheHunhunter1

If ye need tae ask what an ingin peh is then yer no fae Dundee

[TheHunhunter1]

@weechunt of course am no fae dundee ,am fae glesga, whit the fuck is an ingin peh ?? yous cunts talk a power o pish ,,, ,,ken,, ;-)

[fside]

@TheHunhunter1 ingin pehs r fuckin teckle by the way! much better than the weegie speciality o fray bentos pehs haha:)

[TheHunhunter1]

@weechunt av o got a fuckin clue whit yer rantin aout wee man,, you talkin about pies????

[weechunt]

@TheHunhunter1

what is pies? sorry weegie mannie, but I've never heard of pies, ken

[TheHunhunter1]

@weechunt a fuck pie,, mince,chicken,, steak,, a fuckin pie,, wits fuckin ken ,ken is a guys name, ,, know whit a mean ;-)

[weechunt]

@TheHunhunter1

You dinnae ken what you are talking aboot, ken. I ken a guy called ken, ken, and he isnae a weegie, ken, and he loves a guid ingin peh ken

What the fuck is a smelly wan shoe weegie daein on an east coast youtube video anyway ken, huv ye no got some sectarian shite ye need tae post somewhere? ken

[eso2810]

wat a cracker!!! i'm an expat now living in oz, n that made me homesick!!!!

[freshfed]

hahahahahahaahahhahahahaahha

[Adi150DD]

ohh my fucking good

tht is fucking awsome

[chrislovespillz]

3:35 tae to 3:44. at wis funny as fuck.

[johnmckinlay67]

Carol, yer as cool as fuck hen ! x

[JoEzZy100]

mon the dees

[skyegaffneyable]

pmsl! xxxx

[smujiodome]

She's great..

[jamesgers08]

that carol is a legend

[mckenzielns]

funny as hell lol its flippin brilliant well done bob champ at wind up calls

[saschiver]

very funny, added a pint to my cafater bag hahabrillantwell done

[robert16902008]

glasgow rangers champions oh oh oh oh oh

[polnatista2410]

Burgling lmao

[Mysticmorris]

Lol, wind up merchant :)

[scottijet]

nicest people in the world

[imranamiwala]

@scottijet

[frusciante39]

@scottijet that Pizza Man Wind Up video would seem to suggest otherwise

[xxcheerylxx]

classss.

[haroldzoids]

michael buble

[RyanBabes2k7]

this cunts meh ald man and he bides on a cliff now, he actually doesna hae a joab and he wis bein deadly serious in this 'wind-up' call, he's pure thick as mince and hes a soap dodger, hinks hes dundees top boy but hes a punch knockoot hes aboot 60 and he still belts aboot saying troop rule we there mad sign hahahaha, boab (its jim really) yer a dafty ;)

[rambo1157]

this women called carol

rocks she s great keep rocking carol

[MaltesersAreAwesome]

this is the most funniest thing i have ever heard

[stevoid99]

That woman.... brilliant. It's great sharing this wee world wi people like that eh.

[expositionuniversell]

stereotypes r us

[noobrune]

Bubbless.

[paulwwwynne]

very funny. and she was very a very good sport.

[Kookoooo1]

its wan ay the idiots fae the view

[ROBERT9205]

is "windup" like a "put on" con job?

[twistedballs1]

its soooo rough but dundee has so many roundabouts so ppl have more exits

[DarrenFromEngland]

It looks a very rough place Dundee !!!! wallace what is an " Intae " ?

[zombiekilla3000]

@DarrenFromEngland it means "in to"

[foruwowvids]

@DarrenFromEngland "Intae" is an't it just how it sounds or isn't it

[wallace1232]

ha ha thats classic although she would have got intae bother for swearing on the fone...

[KOSTAS22R]

Is this the cunt that nicked ma TV years ago? :D

When u compare Dundee tae the shitehole that is Lanarkshire I actually want tae go back there now.

And no, am not a fuckin gadgie. Remind me, isit Fintry or Downfield they all live at now?

[jonathanbain14]

lanarkshire, shithole? LOL

[weechunt]

would be fun to hear them again fo :)

[Hazratali2006]

@krashd Yeah i just realised it mate, his fae dundee :D i use tae hink his fae glesga

[DundeeDude]

You can tell very easily by the accent that he's not glaswegian lol

[thepiper84]

@DundeeDude exactly!!

Glasgow and dundee accents are so disimilar!!

Love the video all the same :D

[Hazratali2006]

his fae glesga, he got the glaswegian accient, his 100% fae there

[jonathanbain14]

hes obviously not, have you ever heard us?

[evantrude]

good old dundee

[holz4jason]

i live in dundee and its SHIT but so ace :))

[beanniectw]

Haha, thats a quality call :)

[Steviemtothec]

smack city

[jondees]

hilarious!!! the woman on the phone is also brilliant! when he said self employed night shift, burglin i was a bawhair fae pishin masel

[GuysSeriously]

Bob Clapadick

[clarkko1000]

fuck ya hun wanker

[JedOasisForever]

Fukin Dundee They Speak Like Rite Chookters lol Moan The Gers !

[eojbhoy67]

one a the best search for the "paisley tapes".

[Kookoooo1]

shes takin nae shite

[jonathanbain14]

shes the best call centre lady ive heard :L most of the time there all formal and cant laugh or anything

[Stacykeiblerisamazin]

Yous areny "warm hearted" when Rangers come up there and take 3 points!!!! WATP

[Mouse2113]

Fuck the Gers. YOO ARE TEH PEEPUL!

[bigmopettin]

im a rangers supporter to, whats it got to do with this?you dont even know what yer on about ya daft cow!

[MarkMck1994]

Classic Really Funny!!

[TheStigP11GT]

Lol, thats a belter

[jordanjaii]

lol a clasic vid from where a waz born

[weechunt]

Hey DundeeDude, Can ye no remove that fecking numpty that posted a video response to this?

Fowk might think that's me. :)

He's lucky I dinnae drink in the toon nae mare, cos if I seen him I'd bang his puss :)

[retroshows]

lmao burglin muhahahahahahaha

[krisMcA82]

dundee daftys! heavy door dubbers!

E.Y.T on tour A.S.C 110%

east coast's finest!!!

[69BODIE69]

Well funny...!

[RMLMAC]

love scumdee!

[Dev2007]

Classic Dundee ! :D

[locheelad2]

6000 miles from home, wi' the few a'' deid, this was magical, cheers dundeedude

[DrstunPvP]

haahahaha WIN

[RossWood09]

thats my uncle jim :D:D

[DundeeDude]

i know , becuase he pmd me with his mobile number to prove it was him ,,, hes wanting his other pranks.

[weechunt]

Are ye going to let me have them or no?

They are a bit shite, done in the nasal junkie accent, but I have no copies of them :)

FFS dinnae post them on youtube lol

[weechunt]

Awright Ross,

You're too young to be listening to this language :)

Change yer post to uncle Boab :) Dinnae let abdy ken my real name LOL

[daz648]

boab flapperton...fukn class

[laurac3515]

hahahaha

im from dundee

this is class

[RyanCfcTyre1]

dundee's git sum patter man :o

[RIGTHEMORT]

thats pure mint so it is

[saschiver]

lmao that was hilarious, do u do criminal checks lmao

[lorisuth86]

this is hilarious!!!!!!

[SPTSuperSprinter156]

"Can ah no just git a joab?"

[acwynd622]

check oot ma new sangs on ma acount if yi fukin love dundee.. some of them are orey some are normal ;)

[paisley12345]

that is one funny teuchter

[dorts99]

Haha pure n utter class i was bred in dundee but moved to Ireland it was a great wee blast fea the past...

[DASLAYBELZ]

OMFG LOL! That's quality hahahahaha

[vivadundee]

he is amazing..thank u for this clip>>I like Dundonian accent >I cann tell ya...hahaha

[musicthom]

magic

[deivuxas13lt]

ah thx :)

[deivuxas13lt]

what does bourglin mean?i love the way they speak i luv their accents i wish i was scottish :(

[paisley12345]

burgulary... breaking into peoples homes and stealing their belongings

[weechunt]

You cannae just become Scottish, you need to be able to break into houses, be able to fight, and be able to drink copious amounts of alcohol, and then cause trouble with our friendly neighbours in England for no reason before you can even be considered to be "scotch" as the burger eaters would put it. Burger eaters being the yanks. They have no idea that Scotsmen find it extremely offensive being referred to as scotch.

[pussypop100]

@weechunt i agree scotch pies and whisky but scots men and women

[Chasems97]

@weechunt because Scotch is a drink, and being a Scot is what they are. *shaking my head* Nobody is scotch.

[segano1]

@weechunt, Your right there, Before, I never actually thought much of being called 'Scotch', but after a few times people started using the term to refer to a Scot, I found it strangely annoying being refered as 'Scotch',

But because I know some people will call me that on purpose to try and insult,

it kinda takes away a lot of the insult itself and replaces it as nothing more than a lame insult

[evantrude]

is he the guy that pretended to be a swearing postman pat

[xGamerBoy360x]

awsome

[davyb08]

Just came acrosss this qaulity man.

[raeynah]

Its not an accent, its a dialect, there is a difference and not everyone who lives in these cities talks the same way. Much of it can depend upon upbringing and the way your parents talk. Personally I dislike most of the scottish dialects but I love a scottish accent.

[gregmilne10]

oooooh

[joehughes9]

Dundee is bra, is it?

[GLENROTHESFOOFOOS]

fucking brilliant!!!

if ye want a glimps of how fucked glenrothes is check our page and watch the trailer

[nobodyimportant23423]

Jesus fuckin christ, Gee the boy a fuckin joab!!!!

[quicklist11]

lmao!