GANOOZE: 12.26.07: partially gnawed and chewed edition

[zoticus1]

Fuck ru paul!

Keep up the vids, love em.

[Hermgirl666]

I live near SF and the Tiger story is sort of like the Big Dig over there. The Tiger and Benazir Bhutto, that's all that's on the news now. Maybe tomorrow they'll have an angle on how the Tiger might have been responsible for Bhutto's assassination.

(Noisemaker and confetti) And Cograts on making it past the first three days! It'll get better! Remember what I said about fresh air!

[Loreleila]

Impressed with the smoking thing. That's the trouble with those those pesky self destruct buttons, they are often not wired up to anything even slightly related.Keep going, you haven't lost the love of your life, just a deceitful so called friend.

I like tigers.:)

[nobodycouldhavethis]

i'll try to type this better . dude, if you want to quit the smokes , try one of alan carr's books . it worked for me and my mom who had previously tried almost everything to quit . even neddles in the ear . so , yea. alan carr . don't have to buy it . borrow it .

[nicolatwo]

Super Gary, I am so happy for you!!! You did it. You quit these goddamn fucking cigarettes. All my love and peace for you. Nicola

[SatwaMan]

Lol !

They better not fire you !

YouTube will not be the same.

(I like the other person too though)

[SatwaMan]

I am surprised to hear you supporting Ron Paul and his views on property taxes.

[mackdaddy1976]

Like the tie today!

[AspasiaByName]

The first 3 days are the hardest. Hang in there, it gets easier. I conjured up images of black lung to help me get through it.

As an FYI, methinks you were too hard on Warren Buffet. He's a self-made man who lives in the same house he bought in 1958 for $31,500. Also, he agrees with your view on inheritance and intends to leave his billions to charity.

[munkiiboi]

i know what you are going through, personally i never gathered the well to stop smoking, hang on in there!

[midwestcharm]

new year's resolution= haircut

[Zoeler]

i saw one of those tigers a few months back..not sure if it was that one in particular, but they were very frisky that day, running around in their limited concrete bunker containers like kittens. sad for the victims and their relations but i've more sympathy for the imprisoned creatures. that tiger didn't go crazy; that tiger went TIGER! she didn't want to be a domesticated plaything for gawking tourists anymore.

[nobodycouldhavethis]

went tiger , lol , you're a chris rock fan , right ? i totally agree anyway . i saw a program today about croc factories skinning and making hand bags and shoes out of what is really a triumph in evolution and head of the food chain . if we get put in some jar bar aliens and poked with stick , we totally deserve it , no ?

[Hermgirl666]

Yes, we totally do.

[RabidApe]

that tourniquet uniform is pretty fuckin' brilliant!

(roflmao @ neck strap!)

[joebot1]

or we could just not go ans try and blow up brown ppl for the sake of steeling there oil?

Just a thought

lol

[RabidApe]

well, yeah, of course! That doesn't stop me from admiring the ingenuity...

XD

[ru2blind2cee]

male siberian tigers do not weigh 1000 lbs... more like 660 lbs

[riverran67]

...and eight ounces

[ru2blind2cee]

...and 15 grams

[nadiaTeeze]

Is it wrong that it pleases me to hear about a zoo animal getting a bit of revenge? Zoos make me sad.

[aBlueMeanie]

sweet

[radpick]

Please Keep the Non-Smoking thing going!!!

[creole60]

The Big Dig was worth it.I live in Boston and a twentieth century roadway infrastructure isn't going to be efficient for the twenty-first century.Boston is an old city and it was in desperate need of a make-over.True it did cost to much and five people(4 workers and a driver)didn't have to lose their lives.Traffic has improved in Boston and more importantly the city looks bigger and cleaner.This generation went through the birth pains,The Big Dig will be appreciated in up coming decades.

[Steadno]

Take the zoo to court. The tigar needed to die anyway after it attacks a person, just like a dog.

[nicanicabad]

Ah that's what was missing today! A GNOOZE! Pay them to not fall over--love it.

[LimpLoser]

i suppose they could have tranquilized the tiger with a dart gun.

[jogayot]

you're fired! perhaps bend a little in stead of anxiously pressing the self destruct button without effect.

i just watched "Hulk"... old, but nice, and not dark!

[Cherri59]

I tried using the patch to quit smoking. It didn't work so well for me. Cold turkey is impossible: I don't like getting "bitchy." (I don't loose my will to live, I want to destroy others. LOL) Have you tried hypnosis? I hear that works for some people.....

[Cherri59]

Oh, and if they fire you your loyal followers will storm the television station! :-)

[Hermgirl666]

Yeah, we'll picket.

[TellUaboutIt]

You couldn't be correct about the damn movies, have the time you set there wondering what the fuck is going on, because you can't see shit.

[TellUaboutIt]

sorry *more correct

[TellUaboutIt]

Damn *Half the time you set there wondering* you would think I was the one that quit smoking.

[squiggey]

Funny you should say it has no educational value. Looked up at least one word you said ;) No, movies aren't so great anymore. Was disapointed in 'Wrong Turn 2' and 'Saw 4'. They were both disgusting but not exciting at all. The first one in the Wrong Turn series can be recommended though.

[ozjthomas]

Congrats on your first three days cig-free, keep it up!

[SSanf]

You can never actually own your own property. You can only rent it from the government.

[40rever]

ahahahahahahahahahaha

i loved the war retarded shit

keep it coming.

[DarwinsHamster]

When the brick hit the woman in the Big Dig, did it peel her skin off?

I think Warren Buffet opposes inheritance, or most of it. He is at least fighting to keep the inheritance tax, but I think he would go further than that.