Swiss Reflex - 1/6

[s0673451]

"extremitays"

[BitchAtUrFace2]

@s0673451 "boday"

[s0673451]

"I studied at the Shirley Price Clinic in HInkley"- you've got a degree in baloney!

[missblah2108]

4 dislikes :O This is amazing, how can anybody dislike it

[Monaray618]

Wow everyone has really gross feet!

[cpel99]

Ron Paul!

[ame8the5ace]

how do we know she dont know how to do that? just to play with the joints and make them click????? foot reflexology...whatever. nice voice tho.

[Irrelevant402]

I'd like to think these massages at least felt nice.

[Porly62]

English accent>>>>>everything else...Literally!

[mildgrooveon]

She sounds like she's making it up as she goes.

y-you know.... because I might be able to feel your skeleton...but just tell me if you feel anything... Like.. my psychic waves telling you to feel bruised WHEN I PUSH LIKE THIS.

[johnny5050505]

Stop talking bollocks and get on with the massage

[alienative]

I love this woman's voice. I'll put all these on a playlist and play it while I sleep. So relaxing.

One thing that tickles me about this clip is where she says its easier to access the center of the foot that corresponds to the liver, than it is to access the liver. What would you do? Massage the liver if you could?

[TP1988]

Losing the ends of their energy meridians must be the most bitter pill for amputees to swallow.

[BernieDegnan]

@spamsponge You are a genius. I idolize you. And your incredibly witty responses to people who took your posts seriously. They must be experiencing a clogged energy line... Friggin unicorns...

[BernieDegnan]

I hope you guys know kezzielegs isn't Victoria...

[467290]

You can't very well go into a clinic and say "A footrub, please"... That's why we need swiss reflex techniques: to rationalize our need to have our feet touched.

[Porly62]

I just watch this shit to hear her soothing voice....

[SuperVideoman71]

This is a great video series! Thanks Victoria, even if reflexology does not have any scientific or medicinal value, your presentation was excellent.

[antz8tfive]

they just call it reflex in switzerland

[MrJtr75]

I love this video series but I had a hard time understanding what she meant by respiratory system, then I realized what she was talking about. The english pronounce it differently than Americans.

[rivynaussies]

Funny and smartass in the same post. Kuddos! I do love these videos none the less.

[614560w]

3:35 My Auntie had that fireplace!!!! Well that was before she burned the house down lol.

[goldragon988]

Victoria is a total MILF.

[omfghaxusername]

Do shut up and enjoy the video, despite the proven fact spamsponge cannot enjoy a mere massage video. =.=;

[SuperGamer87]

Hey, I'm as scientific-driven as the next geek, but chi exists long enough for comfort's sake, at the very least. While I'm getting a massage, it exists, okay? Besides, science is not in position to brag--we're still not even sure what makes gravity work. We have a good guess, but it's still a guess. We must be honest that there's still many things science cannot explain yet. So who knows? Maybe a form of spiritual chi really DOES exist...

[SanctumZero]

@SuperGamer87 Wiki excerpt "In physics, the graviton is a hypothetical elementary particle that mediates the force of gravitation in the framework of quantum field theory."

[SanctumZero]

@SuperGamer87 And I do believe that science is VerY much in a position to brag 8D Thank the pioneers of science, math and engineering, that you are not now sitting in a cave eating your mammoth raw.

[SanctumZero]

@SanctumZero Well, should we have nothing but awesome storytelling, literature, craft, philosophy, language, and history (which happens quite by itself) ;D You'd still be sitting in a cave eating your mammoth raw! You might know how to make fire. But you'd have a hard time recording any of the above if no one in your tribe had come up with something like clay tablets. And you wouldn't have much time for it anyway if you didn't know domestication and agriculture. And are you hot?

[emjtarget]

@hunterlevi85 and Zummon09

Actually yes she does... she has the left foot raised to start with while she checks the right then goes for the left foot to examine - when the camera changes she still has the right foot in her hand and the left is still raised - you can see it at the top of the screen!! oopsie lol :)

[hunterlevi85]

has anyone else noticed how she goes lets check the other foot, but then is still examining the same foot.

[Zummon09]

@hunterlevi85 She doesn't.

[outforbl00d]

I do think that reflexology is a load of old tosh but it still looks just as relaxing as regular foot massages :P

[echoshadowlight]

What bothers me about this is it is completely ignoring and rectifying the real causes for the 'grittiness' (Which is actually swelling and scar tissue) - and pain, and is not rectifying the actual issues, which often come from jobs spent on feet, unsupportive footwear, lack of proper show inserts, postural problems, and improper walking/running technique (which are often caused by knee/hip problems, which are often caused by IT band tightness).

[ksandnp]

Oh no!!! Its the same horrible music from the Facial Massage video!!!

[jeremkee]

Lol I'm Swiss..and I have absolutly no idea, why it's called SWISS Reflex XD

[holbolly]

at 8.55 she says lets work on the other foot but its still the same foot after the camera swaps over!

[Moss235]

How long did Victoria have to train to gain all those qualifications, she definatly seems to be at the top of her game

[floraminao]

love this vedio...very educational.

[kpsuk]

That area she points to @ 7:00 is very painful for me, if I touch it, it feels like it's going to cramp up!

And I quite often get pains in my lower back which can sometimes take me off my feet!!!!

[millennialgirl]

victoria sounds crazy trying to "educate" her "patients" on this reflexology hoopla. it is an absurd non scientific theory

[spamsponge]

This is all kind of silly! I mean, we actually DO know, scientifically, what causes "gritty energy lines"; it's when a unicorn has trod over the grave of a cursed leprechaun who lived near the patient. To fix this simply mix up a potion of elderberry jam, a pint of water from a elven stream, and a sprinkle of faerie dust and apply the salve to the forehead. This will polish your energy lines to a glossy finish in no time.

[sfservice75]

@spamsponge LOL

[millennialgirl]

LMAO

[gamemeister27]

@spamsponge heheh, scientifically, I'm pretty sure it has been discovered to have "relaxing" properties. If they want to babble about energy lines as an explanation for why you feel better whatever, I don't care as long as I feel better.

[patrickburnsmusic]

@spamsponge Awesome!

[smellslikechildren1]

@spamsponge

Don't make fun of Faerie Dust!

[ZachBora]

@spamsponge No! a bleeding is required to fix that!

[Aparashi]

@spamsponge But it's no joke. My parents were killed by unicorns.

[charlibabe]

@spamsponge

How can you pre-judge such a thing if you havn't tried it? I did this massage on a friend,it worked to release pressure and tension throughout.

[spamsponge]

@charlibabe I'm not saying that the reflexology treatment doesn't work, I'm just saying that the potion I described will do a much better job if your energy lines are gritty. The larger issue is of course the tragedy that people like Aparashi have suffered due to the unicorn stampede problem. Unicorn habitats are threatened all across the globe, forcing them closer and closer to leprechaun gravesites and thus having the gritty energy line side effect. We must all do what we can to help.

[MaddestHatterFilms]

@spamsponge Have you ever had a reflexology massage? Have you ever even researched reflexology? I doubt you have, otherwise you would know that there is some science behind it. Thousands of years ago, people didn't know what the lymph system was, so they explained it using words like "energy lines". The grittiness people feel are the lumps within this system that are designed to remove patgogens and antigens from the body by despositing them in lympnodes. Science, not magic, and a very wise idea

[spamsponge]

@MaddestHatterFilms No, but my next door neighbor had one and some of the positive Chi reflected off his walls and hit me through an open window. Unfortunately I was not aware what had happened at the time. Since he was having a treatment for his right elbow my left foot suddenly felt awesome and I was able to jump higher than usual. Also I have researched reflexology by means of researching catfish noodling. It may seem odd, but the research pathways are mapped that way.

[charlibabe]

@spamsponge

How can you pre-judge such a thing if you havn't received the treatment?

[kikiAlo]

@spamsponge

lol I used to think like you, really man, everything she says sounds so bullshiting, it makes no sense right?, but some weeks ago, my right shoulder was very ichy, and everytime I moved my arm, it was in pain, the next day the same, plus a spotted pain on my right foot, I was like gtfo, no way, and I came to see the video and the foot chart, and the pain was exactly on the shoulder point at the foot, shited myself, i cleaned my ass and my mom massaged the spot, the next day i was (:

[nesteph]

@spamsponge you forgot the mintberry crunch

[DicksonsVixen]

@spamsponge

LOL



[CassieAnnaCary]

@spamsponge dude...go get a massage...just because YOU don't like the theory doesn't make it incorrect...and you can leave off the hyperbole...it doesn't serve you or the "point" you're making, it makes you seem like a dick.

[1980hea]

@CassieAnnaCary

No... it serves him and his point.. and it doesnt even have enough validity to be considered a theory..im sure it feels good, but reflexology is bullshit.

[AimeeBekkaNeate]

@spamsponge lmao im sorry you say this is silly did you actually read back what you wrote

[TheAlmightyGabzilla]

@spamsponge Best reply to a video of all time.

[fjahmad100]

@spamsponge one of the better posts I've seen

[bjhudo23]

@spamsponge actual lol 

[mjbuffum]

@spamsponge almost as believable as that "God" fellow people kill for everyday!

[ploxioths]

@spamsponge

Snake oil is easier to get

[thezebrastripe89]

@spamsponge Ironic how eerily similar that is to religion.

[BOXCARHOBO79]

So... she believes in magic? Because that's what this essentially is...

[millennialgirl]

I do not know why u have minus4 cause u r so correct!

[BOXCARHOBO79]

I know! I mean, everyone can see the benefit of a massage as it is relaxing etc. but there is no need to give it more credit by making up stuff. She might aswell say "I am casting a spell on you".

[millennialgirl]

LMAO! If a person uses the word Chi to describe what a technique influences, then a person can conclude she is dealing with spirituality- NOT a medical procedure. all reflexology is is a longer and much firmer foot massage. You can tell its bullshit by the way she keeps asking her idiot patients questions trying to prove reflexology is real. She needs to stick to massage and eighty-six the witch doctor treatments. I mean what the hell is an AROMATHERAPIST! LOL! What a bunch of new-age nonsense!

[BOXCARHOBO79]

Problem is when people seek this sort of "treatment" instead of proper medicine, then it just gets dangerous.

[millennialgirl]

very true.

[BOXCARHOBO79]

<3.....

[SilentKonami]

The client looks like a right snob. Look how she looks down her nose at Victoria at around 8:48. I hate people like that. ¬_¬

On the plus side, "I'm working up the shoulder blade here". I love that bit :]

[fabien82]

You have to admit thought, the client does have beautiful feet. I would love to be in the masseus position right here.

[Dude0096]

the client looks bored and like she doesnt wanna be there

[Beau74]

I really loved Victoria's other massage videos.

These videos, however, I find rather annoying. Meridian channels? Spare me.

If a technique works, it works. You don't need to make up reasons why.

[RachaelCheeseburger]

I completely agree. Call it what it is guys...it's an awesome foot massage. If it makes you feel better all over, hell it's because your feet hurt. But no, there's not as much money in simply calling it a foot massage. Have to make up invisible, magic meridians. lol

[AlexTrevelyan]

These techniques are based on Asian accupressure concepts. The Asians call them meridians. It's not hocus pocus or silly new age fluff, it's old hat, the nomenclature describes a specific physiological reality, lines, call them meridians, marma points or use Western medical phraseology, it makes no difference, but it describes a real thing, she's not making it up. It's like chi, which is just a Chinese word that corresponds with what science knows as neuro-electrical impulses in the body.

[foppa123]

open your mind.

[cyranotwo]

The reasoning will enhance any effect whatsoever - it is called placebo effect and accounts for more than half of any effect of any treatment, be it alternative or so called school medicine.

[meyerson44]

This is 100% true. That's why some people do get better when having certain treatments versus others. It's all about people believing in it or not.

[indianajks]

the the success of the treatment is contingent upon believing in it or not, that's called "the placebo effect"....

[SkanRashke]

@indianajks You're ridiculous. Its called a freakin FOOT MASSAGE. You could have ebola reston and this would make you feel better! It wouldn't actually.. you know.. MAKE you better, but MAN. A good foot rub can make you feel GREAT! Healthy balance is all bollocks but yeah.. we do use our feet alot and they don't get much TLC. (No offense to Dr Scholls!)

[augtenth]

That looks amazing. But I'd be afraid it would tickle and I'd kick her. Then I'd feel bad. :)

[weeardguy]

@ augtenth: Massage of the feet is mostly a routine of firm moments of pressure at the feet: if you do it to soft, you can get ticklish

[ant8tfive]

lol its not ticklish honestly. they apply just enough pressure for it not to be ticklish. i hav ehad a foot massage. there worth the price.

[nunoMCanes]

you are amazing :)

thank you

[tyra696]

Lovely, Victoria...simply lovely

[nightssmare]

Interesting !!

Thank you for posting her videos  (:

[akira3038]

Yay another Victoria video :)

[muluso]

Brilliant

[sirtinycreep]

Brilliant. Keep up the good work. Very enjoyable to watch.