APH America's Greatest Speech...EVER

[9intheaftern00n100]

Italy: YAHOOOO~!

Me: *grabs Italy and runs* BY ME!!

Italy: HELPMEI'MBEINGKIDNAPPED!!!!

[dragonriders729]

@9intheaftern00n100 Pffft, XDXDXD

[9intheaftern00n100]

@dragonriders729 Italy:WHYARENTYOUHELPINGMESERI­OUSLYAAHHIMBEINGVIOLATED

Me: *epic rape face*

[KKat4500]

I choked on my gum watching this XD

[dragonriders729]

@KKat4500 Oh noes, now your gum is gonna stay in ur stomach for 7 years or so. :C

[DarkSakuraCat]

well...congratulations.

i don't know how, but this video was so funny...that it made me choke...on nothingness

[xKatjee]

I could see Obama saying this XD

[darkwerewolf11]

*Italy jumps around happy*

*Germany grabs him from his shirt* That is not for you!!

(reference from the movie)

[PenDev0us]

but italy was supposed to be a virgin!!! *remembers him being tomato fairy*

[MissBakaOtaku]

YES! >W<

[Sunshine123RPG]

@MissBakaOtaku Yes! indeed, Canada-kun!

[moodringmoon]

I was eating brownies during this.

BIG mistake.

[thebnjshow1]

"HEY EVERYONE WE'RE GONNA GET LAID!"

YESH! Lol!!!

[EmmyAltava1]

Notice how they are at a Roulette table. XD

[shadowgirlof11]

Can I be first? XDD

[Exisjewel]

Me: YAY! Wait. I'ma girl that has red eyes...... THATS MEANS I'M GETTING LAID BY PRUSSIA :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D BEST! DAY! EVER!

[ladyknights104]

*dies of laughter*

[AbadonedInTime]

Yeah, that's pretty much what he should have said in "Paint it White"....anyone else agree?

[moodringmoon]

@AbadonedInTime *raises hand slowly*

[coolzzdraperzzdezz24]

lol

[tridtate09]

me first, Alfred XD

[animefreakydubbs]

Italy is probably the most excited of them all

[oneloveforever1500]

Italy's happy cause that'll be like the millionth time that day that he and Germany- //shot//

[zombieluver1023]

i decide to watch this at the worst possible moment XD my sister and her friends are watching the blind side XD

[ilikedaanime]

Caddyshack+Hetalia= *junior golfer fangirl squeal*

[LittleNinjaPuppy]

HAMBURGERS FOR EVERYONE

Me and everyone else: :D

America: Wait, scratch that. Hamburgers for no one

Me and everyone else: D:

[hibbsification]

God Bless America

[LolzIwillShootYou]

no..i think it was...hamburgers for everyone c:

[xAlynthiaLollipopx]

Italy's so excited XD

[mathclubgirl]

No not you italy we need you to make the olive oil //shot//

[Jayfeatherlovr]

italy is so excited :D

[littlemissyuki13]

Italy's fukken happy then XDD

[Yamislittleangel55]

(America says line)

Me: O_O!!! (Burst out laughing and trying not to choke on food)

[dragonriders729]

@Yamislittleangel55 Oh my god, are you okay? XD

[Yamislittleangel55]

@dragonriders729 Lol, yes I'm fine XD

[256NatLiz]

*America says said line*

Me: *face. of. shock.*

[shinycelebi225]

I CALL ENGLAND!-

i mean.................

[ImYinSoo]

France: OHONHONHONHON

America: NO! NOT YOU FRANCE!

France: *le emo box*

[3awesomedud]

wwooooot i can totaly say thats the best american speech ever

[AutoMixIsWhoIAm]

dose that mean your offering your self?

[hannybanny1235]

@AutoMixIsWhoIAm if so HELL YES!!!!!!

[theboredperson13]

HA

[MrBambooChopsticks]

That akward momment when you don't put your earphones all the way in your phone and the sound comes out the speakers, all of this happening at school...at the momment of silence...well now I have detention. :P So worth it.

[ericamustang13]

The person who disliked this didn't get laid...

[januaryicye]

nice one america dont do it again you idiot*punches america in gut *



[DarkShadow8998]

oh my gosh..caddyshack mixed with hetalia...you air are my hero

[DarkShadow8998]

@DarkShadow8998 *are

so many errors...

[AnimewatcherfreakMal]

Italy: Ve? Germany, where are you..?

[KokoroLotus]

Sealand: What does "getting laid" mean? :D

....Ask me again when your grown up.

[Hinatachan121]

Very cool! :p

[SolarstartheWolf]

Anyone see the virgin run across the screen?!

(Virgin=Italy)

[Stealthpath]

Your argument is invalid. Sweden can't!

[XDgrapeytoesXD]

"Cause I know how to give a good time! ... Give a good time? What am I, a hooker?!"

-America in the Paint it White bloopers XD

[TheHetaku]

@XDgrapeytoesXD

Yesh Alfred. Yesh you are. :P

[OokamiMikoHanyuu]

Woah! America must know a lot of hookers! >:O

[Sandra3594]

LOL XD

[DismalSpectre00]

Yes, Italy will too... XDDDD

[dragonriders729]

@DismalSpectre00 LOL. Your comment is epic! 8D

[DismalSpectre00]

Tell me why I can see America actually saying this?

This really made me laugh! XDDDDD

[dragonriders729]

@DismalSpectre00 Thanks, I get my inspiration at the weirdest of times. XD