Dane Cook's Hey YouTube!

[eroxo]

dan is so hot i didn't hear a word.

[eroxo]

dan is so hot i didn't hear a word.

[leej70]

This guy is about as funny as infanticide

[asome232]

God he is awesome

[xandrawood]

just discovered Dane a week a ago, i can honestly say that he makes me laugh so hard that I GET BRUISES LOL

[izzysparksisgay]

i think gabriel iglesias is way better :)

[eakins2014]

U r so funny b n e tomorrow hahaha

[sexykitten0627]

Hi Dane! I love you!

[bobbykl6]

Dane cook is funny because he is good at telling storys and making good sound effects and that's why he's my idol :D his jokes r not so funny but his stories are hilarious

[spaceoreo]

I saw 'Dane Cook...asks everyone to send him their funniest...' and immediately thought 'Oh he needs to steal some new material for a new show?' The guy is an anodyne fucking hack, which is bad enough, but when you steal from people as good as Louis CK, you can get, as Louis might say...AIDS. Happily Louis seems to be going from strength to strength.

[authenticallyerica]

i loveee dane cook!

[Ramubay]

Let's see, he buys his routines from writers who steal other comics material (or steals it directly himself), his movies tank at the box office (not one has shown a profit), and he's a dick. So why does he have even one fan?

[SpartanOfUber]

Hey Dane Cook maybe if I yell a story really loud people with laugh.

[millsburg]

aaaaahahahahahahha ffaasdjf;f;alsdkjd slaslfj dane cococococ i want some of those peaches

[QLFILMS]

his voice sounds so weird in this lmao

[1ghostguy]

DANE COOK FTW

[Hellacool66]

wooo im dane cook wooo

on family guy hilarious

[Bazgann]

yea u americans got gr8 sense of humor well it fits my ;x

[jjakkobb1]

YOU ARE A COCK SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Bazgann

[Jimskizkool]

i am so dane cooks biggest fan.

[JustDepends]

no your not.

[UZAMAKI999]

dane cook is hands down the best comic ever he would beat any other comic in a landslide hes the funniest guy ever nd he FUCKIN RULZ! lol

[Biggiejxxl]

well...i wouldnt say that considering the type of comedy he is doing is some what stolen..may sound to harsh from another older comedian I forget his name have to check it again. the material he uses though is his yes but the way he presents it is not his original art form.

[Harrisononthesack]

I dont know about EVER...c'mon...Sam Kinison was the best !

[troygasm8]

How does he stutter in the least bit?

[xXxRenoTurkxXx]

DANE COOK IS FUCKING AWESOME AND PWNS!!!!!!!!!! XD lol

[nomayab]

i think u r awsome dane, u r a great comedian

[randomdude63]

posted on september 11th!!!

[zaklarrabee]

thats just unnecessary.

[helenkitty23]

Now whenever i make those paper thingies, my friend would yell at me to put in purple as one of the colors

[kjia12]

DANE COOK ur awesome man ur awesome!!!!! anyway hai other peoplez xD

[trekker294]

i love dane cook he is so funny like naughty naughty kool aid

[Monkeyhair99]

i didnt drown but my brother almost did!

[Monkeyhair99]

my friends and i take quotes from dane too many times a day! i finally got to use the drowning sucks quotes!

[hopePShope]

I'm lovin me some Dane Cook... my 15yr old daughter and I watch him often..

So all our love to Dane and how he keeps my daughter and I laughing uncontrolably!

WE ADORE YOU

[Moonchie360]

look when this video was added

[Blindedbythelight]

"link right above me"

i dont see any link, damn cock

[DaFleegsta]

its a bit to the right.. i dont think u looked hard enough

[fencerspencer]

look in the mirror mr.flabby-o

[1337random1337]

Woah Dude! You rock! I pee'd my pants watchin Employee of the Month!!

[MrsMcMahon4life]

HE LOOKS SO DAMN HOT IN THIS CLIP! *favorites it*

[caryscat0]

hannah montanna is an idiot no need to waste your time writing about her x

[mumbo2jumbo55]

this is a place of miniture business

[leighannthegreat]

what does this have to do with hannah montana or miley cyrus??????????

[elow13]

"get your putter out of the whales ass" haha

[brawler417]

wow too bad its now 2008....

(you are funniest man alive)

[johnkerfoot2003]

i think you are brill can you send me a sined pic of you plz

[M24Masta]

she can suck my eft nut, actually no.. shes ugly as hell

[homerunderby19]

Miley Cyrus

[shady156]

dane is fucking hilarious.....

wtf hannah montana????... WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?

im suprised some people actually enjoy that crap

[marddii]

YOUR SO HOT DANE! ILY!

[tigger1153]

You're my favorite. :)

[sayaintjimmy]

hannah montana sucks see "music massacure"

btw dane u are hilarious

[sayaintjimmy]

says the nerd

[sniperviper76]

you have no friends you stupid little bitch but your first few comments were in joyabale

[goku178]

just to tell you something anime can be for anyone. and the word nerd/loser was not cool man. anime is cool to watch. even i have some anime movies that i can watch.

[katiedayy]

dude your name is goku.

of course your a loser.

[goku178]

look get it through your skull. it is just a name i use on youtube. and goku is not may name. it's darcy fredereick ok. and i am not a loser. if you want to see a loser. look at the marrior and you will see one. yourself as a loser.

[katiedayy]

how am i a loser?, and nice spelling mate :)

[Voibs]

Nerd raaaaaaage

[TitaniumToothpaste]

your name is darcy? yea thats a lot better than goku

[thejillweddle]

yeah, look in the marrior.

lol

[imjustgodlike]

Your name is darcy, and you want someone to look into the marrior. So you're "not a loser"?, I beg to differ.

[goku178]

hey man just chill out. some people do say some stuff that ticks off other people. just chill out man.

[goku178]

you know that name HANNAH MONTANA is not her real name. i know her real name. i just can't think about right now.

[AODhugger]

hes so hot, in movies, id like ONLY pay attention to Dane.xD

[backfire911]

dane you are cool.please responed.

[TerroBite]

dude, Dane is the the fucking MAN! if he came to Newfoundland... ya, that little rock off of Canada, he would sell every seat

[Sprite37]

One word, "Overrated"

[NickJanosky]

hi dane cook , your comedy is very funny

[1longshot3]

WOW. comebody who can't even fucking spell FUCKIN MORON is telling ppl to go get a life. thats special

[xoluvspuppyox]

who doesn't like dane cook screw you people that take your time to write mean comments

[ERiiK98]

DANE COOKs A FUCKIN LEECH

[chamaeleon65]

get your putter out of the whales ass

[InuKag44444]

Dane Cook Rocks!!! and ppl who say otherwise r naughty fucking koolaids.

[evansplashgarrett]

u r an idiot

[razorshark666]

hey dane cook.. you are the best.. love your work and you are naturaly a cool guy

[nokiamouse234]

i did not laugh, dane cook took that commercial too serious , and hes not funny, its your damn jobto be funny and u cant even do that, and i hate your voice, its so annoying, burn in hell u white racist, have u guys seen how he treats Giermo in jimmy kimmel live, hes such a coky douchbag

[tripledeath24]

guy u are a fucken moron go kill yourself , and o yea get a life

[AODhugger]

shut the hell of tripledeath, if u dont like dane why r u watching this?!

[tripledeath24]

Man r u fucken stupid, im not talking about dane cook you idiot, i was talking about the kid who talked shit about him i love dane cook going to see him on the 24th of nov/

[AODhugger]

oh........

[drewnosaurus]

cool dane cooke

[kaypurr]

ok i guess

[MissM420]

sucha hottie

[xeibborx]

dane cook

[hellohello130]

um...what banner? lol

[DeathByStiel]

Dane Cook Rocks My World!

[KDeSAeST]

lol poeple can dis him all u want Dane cook is already on top and hes moving fast cant stop him

all u can do is wine of youtube comments to bad....

[kakashiunlimited]

don't dis Dane Cook he is the best!! the most funniest persone ever Adam and Jim come to a close third and second but Dane Cook is the best!!!

[midgetsuicide]

Dane Cook is not funny, or talented in any way but the ability to jump around like a jackass and scream into a microphone. He's a complete embarassment to real comedians, and is just awfully hard to watch.

[XDownfallX]

lol hey and whats ur name mr famous comedian oh and who must be rich too to be puttin down someone that u couldnt even do ONE day in his job lol when u become a famous rich comedian then u can start talkin shit . faggot

[flipblackandsiver]

FUCK UUUUUU

[XxGaarasGirlxX]

If you dont like dane cook why are you watching this video GET A LIFE YOU ASS HOLE!!

[KawaiiBunny202]

Hey you why don't you shut the fuck up?

[jeemobon]

not only is he an ugly sumbitch, but he's such an assholed dickeaeded ego-trip. F*ck-'m

[NATE091806]

get a fucking life "sumbitch" what the fuck is that lol fucking idiot were you playing the banjo when you wrote that

[Akabane101]

dane cook rules ^_^

[Gabagool]

This is probably just another vehicle for his thievery, so he can make the excuse that he didn't steal from other COMEDIANS.

[TygerFan2007]

Okay...you're an asshole!! Dane doesnt steal material. He is brillian and makes it up on his own!! And he is super sexy!!! Im so tired of people hating on Dane!! Why do ya'll hate on Dane!? Hate on comedians who have no talent...like...Jim Carrey!

[VampirePriestess39]

Yeah, no kidding!! Stop getting all up in Dane's Kool-aid like that (not that he likes kool-aid anyway)!! Dane is the man!! You all need to find some other way of making yourself feel "special" besides getting on other people's cases!!!! Grrrrrr!! XP

[XxGaarasGirlxX]

I agree every thing you said exept wat you said about jim carrey he is funny....but not as funny as dane cook of course! ^^

[jeremyc9]

I take it Dane ran out of material and was trying to find some way to steal some more.

[daisygrant2]

i lub u more wid a beeard!!

[MonkeyOctober]

I wub you Dane!

[zeonizer4]

Is this Dane Cook's Youtube username.If so I would like to tell him he is the best comedian ever if not stop reading this message.

[briannabreakkdown]

Well, sweetheart, maybe more people would take you a teeeeeeensy bit more seriously if you used proper spelling, tried some punctuation, and turned off the caps-lock. :]

[SideSlyGuy]

well that woud b a good idea but i got fired and they wont let me in the building

[ketast]

WTF IS WITH ALL THE CHAINMAILS?!?!?

[IrQuat]

Dane...if you read this or if this to you, i work with some freaky people. Let me tell say, It may not be the best...but it would make you want to see it for yourself. :)

[pyro079]

wooooow there r some really stupid comments on this page...

[Johnnybaby645]

hahaha i know!

[hugsalot44]

ur a creep haha loser

[vashthestampede000]

employee of the mont is sooooo funny i loved it

[outofyourmind101]

really??? i have never seen it

[centralhighstudent08]

newest!

[CarlPlaysMusic]

this gay ricky martin is a tool.

[Sinspiration]

You got the wrong video, that's Dane Cook. Moron.

[EvilkitsuneDemon]

Hahaha i love dane cook he's so funny ive watched him ever since he started out and i have to admit his act as gotten slightly better cant belive he's on youtube now.. owell i shall take this challange ^_^

[emmaistheshiz]

people could be stealing from gim.

[lugar56]

i really like dane cook alot im a very big fan but most of u dont know this he had the tendency to steal some stuff :s i have seen many vids showing that some of his stuff is copied..

[toshlibka]

hey man i jizzed in burger at my work and made some random guy eat it it was really funny

[DeathStar77]

....coolz...

[PinkPanda1997]

Dane cook call me plz :) DROOL :D :P

[evergreenoldboys13]

Is Dane looking for new material?

[Lonewolfjedi]

The funniest work-related thing that has ever happened to me I dont have a video for but I so wish I did was when I worked in the parking lots @ Disneyland, I was working the southern lot of Downtown Disney and it was so busy we had to use the Simba lot and I was directing traffic and this lady in a dark red Navigator pulls next to me and says, I kid you not, "Is there a closer place to park, we didnt come here to walk", working there made me realize how stupid people can be

[Xemnashumanform]

Ok, fine. but if you say something and quote it, can we quote you on the quote u quote?

[sunfowler]

man, you look so much hotter with that cute beard you had in the movie and in 'vicious circle'. still...i drool, i drool.

[yuhri]

=_= dane cook, i love you. lol. you are absofuckinghilarious!!

[datiger]

Wow... He will put somebody else's video on youtube. What an honor. What a prise. (this was sarcasm you genius)

[centralhighstudent08]

great spelling of prize.

[datiger]

Jep. I'm the best speller of the world. So what?

[m3talmilitia15]

Is it true that you don't write your own stuff?

[joliebpoop]

that was the worst rehearsed joke plug ever

[FlamingEnvy]

Thank you Dane Cook. Now I HAVE to get Employee of the Month. I wanted to see it. Now I REALLY want to see it. =O

[satinpetal]

Have you got bronzer tanner on?

[satinpetal]

Dane Cook Lady Fingers SuFi.

[lazywolf71]

yeah i agree, pretty lame

[nunbot]

lame

[labibi05]

He sounds like the has a helium bubble in his throat.

[Bluetooth4all]

Nice work on SNL! You actually made the show worth watching again!

[SweetIAM]

dane cook is hilarious... i wish i could make a vid like he wanted but im a studen and hav nvr worked...

[danecookispretty]

My username says it all. [[ADDICTED]]

[jmo87]

Heh, sweet. I'm working in the background of this video.

[DarkDragonGoddess]

Dane Cook rules! hehehe

[PSFanBoy]

wh00t dane cook OWNS!

[sweetjuicyorange]

Hi DANE! Your sweet juicy orange is here. Complete amateur to Youtube. :( How does everyone make such clear vids?

[LooneyGirl25]

Well, at least no one is posting nasty comments here! ;-)

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[Joaquin360]

ho the hell is that

[CarlosSPIRIT]

lmfao

[c4mpincarl]

i love how you people talk like DC himself actually posted this movie. Same thing with celebrity myspaces, 90% of the time they aren't the ones managing it. So when you want dane to have your babies, you mean the lowly employee who manages DC's publicity/fan attraction spots?

[grendel47]

actually, dane is one of the few that is hands on, thats how he got so much notoriety, utilizing napster, AIM, etc

[tnichols321]

he may be funny, but hes still advertising

[departedessence]

Me too

[c4mpincarl]

good job buddy. =)

[theamazingbender]

already has. remember lonelygirl15? yeah

[randomculture]

Dane Cook is awesome!

[uhohitsaids]

i love you dane <3

[daxwaxred]

Only funny to Yanks

[humbert2]

For all you that say Dane Cook is nothing less than spectacular, first of all you can eat me. Second of all have you even seen his material? Obviously not. And who sold the most CDs out of any stand up comic since steve martin? Oh yeah, that was Dane Cook.

The same people who say Dane Cook sucks are the same people that hate anything original. I do hate that he's doing a movie with Jessica Simpson though. Maybe he just wanted to bang her.

[aquaina1994]

does the video hav to be one that i made or someone elses?plz reply

[EmployeeOfTheMonth]

Anything you want...as long as its funny...

[csi9jdap]

I haven't got a vid, BUT I do have a list of pranks you can do at work, especially toilet ones. Eg. go into a loo spread some peanut butter on a piece of loo roll and drop it under the stall wall into the next one. but then you gotta ask for them to kick it back for you. Some do some don't.

[YoYoDog123431]

search TBWL to see a funny movie