Commando moments

[jamesss11]

6:45-46 Ulalaaaa

[kingbigdawg9]

big ass titties at 8:34!!!!!

[joemoe23]

Dumbest movie ever made, which makes it the funniest movie ever made, which in turn makes it the greatest movie ever made.

[TheyCallM3]

I let him go. xD my fav

[ChefSounds]

hahahha



[yassin166]

Michael Jackson @ 3:42

[inuyashacoolieo]

oh teah and of course the telephone booth was the shit

[inuyashacoolieo]

i love on the airplane how the magazine flips as arnold knocks him out with his elbow and snaps his neck

[Bamskrull]

6:44, "ooh lala" XD

[Scorpio52518]

When "Mac" gets kicked into the other Hotel room by Arnold, why is the hot chick behind the dude, shouldn't it be the other way around??

[iRunLikeSonic]

6:37 his scream makes it enjoyable....

[Jattcool100]

negro:fuck you asshole

gun out of bullets

Arnold:fuck you alhole

[MeanT241985]

Right? WRONG

[SakuyaFM]

"I eat green berets for breakfast and right now I'm VERY HUNGRY!!"

[odawg114]

arnold: "during the flight please don't disturb my friend, he's DEAD tired."

lol too funny

[goldieboylover986]

7:31

MAN that guy got a giant head!

[martenRMIT]

Man this compilation made me dead tired.

[KatRinaZLuv369]

"I can't believe this macho bullshit!" Then why the fuck did your dumbass tell him to wait and get in the car with him to continue on his macho bullshit adventure?

[Aurone]

3:25 Arnold says use 1-800-Collect!

[glimlicht]

your funny guy Sonny... that's why i'm gonna kill you last...

0_0

[bobnublet]

7:30 Mac!

[7pinkstone7]

right ??? wrong ! :DDD

[21jakeable]

look at 8:30 ;) u can see the girls boobs XD

[tubebellator]

i always thought there were 2 naked girls in the other room at 8:30

[cruza76]

I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes john, I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU BETWEEN THE BALLS!!! . Oh man, best line ever. That cracks me up all the time. I love 80's movies cause the bad guys always talk shit, even when theyre about to die. Funny.

[joemoe23]

I used to get hammered and watch this and fall of the couch laughing...i like in the beginning when he's carrying logs for no reason. lol

[WILK0S6]

I still do haha : )

great movie!

[essuptenjin]

John Matrix? hahahaha thats a joke in itself

[johnmalory26]

0:53 Warriors come out to play

[explosivo415]

9:15  "cock!"

[coolcatwbc]

Lmfao, pause it at 8:57, clearly a stunt double hahahah

[Spadez9559]

8:34 TITTIES YAY

[Comeback209]

PUNS!

[Zombeast808]

notice the music from this movie is kind of like a action version of girls gone wild?

[H3ADSH0TER]

You steal my car, you rip the sit out, you kidnapp me, you ask me to help you to find your daughter, which I very kindly do, then you get me involved with a shoot out...... ARE YOU GONA TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON OR WHAT?!

...No

LOL loved that part!

[esh325]

I thought there was alot of things that Arnold in this movie that were inhumanely possible. Like slinging a huge log over his shoulder and carrying a chainsaw in one hand. Or jumping from a plane thats thousands of feet in the air and surving the fall in very shallow water.

[lt8653]

Hence it been a 'movie', they're not realistic.

[esh325]

Of course, just pointing those things out. It's good entertainment for what it is.

[Spadez9559]

nah hes Arnold. he can do all of that

[Emmett1991]

"your a funny guy sully i like you thats why im going to kill you last"

[randomhuntley304]

then you have to co operate right?

WRONG BOOM HEADSHOT.

THERES TITTIES ON THIS!

[bsngeneral]

Right ?

Wronge !!!

BOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

[FRaNkWhiTe98]

"I eat Green Berets for breakfast and I'm very hungry" hahaaa

[airjaff]

Where did sully go?

I let him go

[tlfictions]

rofl, his daughter got kidnapped:

listen if you want your daughter back you must cooperate.

wrong. BAM!

[DarknessBlood1]

6:44 LMAO

"OO LA LA!"

[Dumpes]

remember when i said i would kill u last!!!

yea u promised!!

I LIED!!!!

best lines

[zack11993]

"Right?"

"Wrong!"

*BOOM*

[KarnivorousK]

1:52 OWNED!!!!1

3:30 I fuckin hadit wit chu!!!!111 Awowowowoooo!

[BleedingWalls420]

That double punch at 4:52 was awesome! lol

[AdrianGrey]

Funny, at 3;10...if he had a cellphone, the movie wouldn't work.

[SlaineCZE]

legend

[gladeplugins]

I let him go.

[KingHish]

2:41, immortal Arnie.

[liquidfootball]

they saved the best to last...

"Let off some steam, Bennett!"

[ScentlessApprentice7]

1:56 I love how the black guys arms flinch when Matrix breaks his neck. HEHEHEHE!!!

[ScentlessApprentice7]

LOL This movie always makes me laugh.

ARNOLD IS GOD!!!

[nerezarga]

mello out man

[acandterra]

she's a good actress they should've had the big breast woman come along too and be in the whole film

[seeds101]

yeaaah definently i would of shagged her senceless

[JikOnAStick]

i want a radio, with the scanners