Nissan Juke-R reveal promo

[amg462]

это что за внебрачный сын cayenne и micra?)))

[Chaznasty87]

@12389h.... First of all i was referring to the juke, not the bs juke r.... Second id put a Typhoon up against that thing if were talking about performance suvs.

[speedruiz661]

Why are people calling this car slow? This isn't a normal Juke ...

[Epotheros]

So it has 5 doors, but only 2 seats?

[Chaznasty87]

@12389- yea..... So is the juke..... Duh.

[12389h]

@Chaznasty87 What do you mean it feels like it has no balls? It's got almost 500hp. You were really disappointed when you left what dealership? The Nissan dealership? Funny there's only 2 of these made and they aren't for sale to the public yet. Your GMC would get destroyed by a Juke diesel, never mind the Juke-R. Stop talking shit.

[Chaznasty87]

The juke is a joke. Its slow, feels like it has no balls what so ever. I was really disappointed when i went to the dealership, and left in my 1994 gmc jimmy, 4 door, that has a tuned 4.3 V6 and made more power and handled just as good and cost less for me to build.

[12389h]

@Chaznasty87 Your a joke.

[Hade45]

I eant one. I think it looks like its ready kick your ass

[Godzukiisan]

I dont know why people say its hideous i had one and loved it. The only thing wrong with it was it wasnt fast enough.

The ladies loved this car. And if your trying to impress men with your car your probably gay.

[05EVORS]

I dont know wether to call it the joke(r) or the junke(r) now...jjkn its awesome.

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

I don't care how much horsepower they put in it, it's still looks hideous.

[edstone61n]

Your video is popular on Dodoma

[MrTekChuan]

This is incredible hulk version of the Suzuki...

[nickolascook718]

This video went viral on Monrovia



[fladzjm]

what a beautiful frog car

[ashqihunar]

sexy texy i like this

[nenuchka]

bring it on lexus isf!!!!



[akillies]

I've never wanted to drive a Nissan so bad b4, it looks FUN as fuck!!!!

[PSYTECH91]

its not so bad looking ,but i dont like it

[YEGLIL]

I LOVEEEEEEEEEE IT!

[UD747RED]

WOW,they made a hatchback with GTR engine,i like that.definitely it will beat GTR-R35.

[oiereas]

how maney this sell ??



[ivanlai0225]

the nissan joke-r.

[TheFireSpace]

i have original nissan juke

[TheFireSpace]

very

[okbahkan]

OMG! the sound. the power. from that tiny car

[NisMo7Nerd]

Yeah, but is it stick?

[PregnantChipmunk]

@NisMo7Nerd theyre going to try to make this as fast as possible, why would it be stick?

[NisMo7Nerd]

@PregnantChipmunk so, is that a yes or a no? also, is this going into mass production, that also has not been made clear for me

[PregnantChipmunk]

@NisMo7Nerd Obviously a no, manual is nothing compared to a SMG transmission. In more simple terms. It's basically an automatic, just like every new sports car, even the veyron is an automatic. But thats in simple terms, they're technically dual clutch SMG transmissions.

[NisMo7Nerd]

@PregnantChipmunk Not taking away how more proficent automatic is compared to standard, my qualm is whether or not there will be the option, for people who, like me, believe it takes away the TRUE driving experience

[PregnantChipmunk]

@PregnantChipmunk why would they even bother making such a fast car manual? there's a reason the veyron doesnt come in manual. why have an engine so fast, only to have it slowed down by a manual transmission. there will always be tiptronic though, but never manual

[TheVitJag]

Is it FWD or AWD?

[postalsteve]

@TheVitJag AWD. Can you imagine the torque-steer if it wasn't?

[TheVitJag]

@postalsteve Yeah it would be mental.Thanx:)

[moriak15]

music name?

[jex9]

This is what happens when a GTR makes love to a Juke!

[itsjeffreyau]

It's so embarrassing how the Juke looks.

[coolbrandon92]

Juker joker

[nosliW7Wilson]

this car is sweeet!!! thwy should put it in production, I'd buy one. a GTR for myself and a Juke-R for the wife lol.

[hvpbplayer19]

This could have a bugatti engine it's still gay as fuck

[Asherra9]

This sound......so sexy!!

[n0rul3s]

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[n0rul3s]

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[41357684219718749676]

Mrs. GTR married Mr. ARMADA and gave birth for cute JUKE

[BIoodshead]

Is this a commerical car or just some concept thing u they making?

[seri267]

porsche cayenne turbo ain't got nothing on Juke!!!

[07SuperchargedSS]

If Batman had a family........

[rainofthepast]

@07SuperchargedSS LOOOOOOOL!!

[toyotaprius79]

I think the Juke is the best looking thing ever, but who knew that two stupid little lights on the bonnet could ruin everyting!

[budurean]

nice car!! anyone know the song ?!?!?! :D

[mustang750r]

Does anyone else think It should be called the "JukeR" and just leave out the dash?

[mustang750r]

GT5!!!!!

[AlexTheZebra]

Ok, now add it to GRAN FUCKING TURISMO 5! PLEASE!

[Thefallenraptor]

the car looks are well exotic some will like ti other don't, it's a car for young people who want to stand out, this one is for those and who actually like mean looks and a crazy engine, which btw sounds great. if you have enough money and you're that kind of guy or... (well i don't think it'll sell well with girl) it's a better choice then the Aston Cygnet, M1 or brabus A classes and smarts.... 

[schefar]

Ohh that "-R"...

[grgfourtinas]

nice sales pitch Nissan !

[3108711289]

i just got juked

[MTRibeiro90]

Sounds better, but still ugly 

[2008calander]

Pimptastic!

[kasou01]

that spoiler really looks like a very thick eyebrow

[ahmadyan1]

It's a JOKE-R!

[HaHaEntertainmentR]

It's so ugly it's cool...

[theuaepure]

i see 340 km/hr i hope its true

[collosuz]

oh look! hippo car!

[GundamAngelicDevil]

@collosuz

hippos are quite lethal.

[anouskatkout]

still ugly :(

[EgozyGeae]

Seriously. how do i find the name of this song?

[4fastdrs]

when I first heard about this, I was like WTF, after seeing it I'M LIKE WTF took so long.... as ugly so the juke is when you first see it, it grows on you after you around it for a while, and the same is true of this concept vehicle. which is just bad ass. As for a price point, if there is enough interest in it,to bring it to market, based pricing will be $49,990, while fully loaded should be somewhere between 55 & 60K!!!

[remelsheikh]

If this proves under $50k, I'd buy it in a heart beat.

[missionABG]

THUMBS UP if you want to see NOW, juke R vs GTR r35!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thefallenraptor]

@missionABG

srsly dude no point gtr destroys it :)

[supervegano]

fucking love it!

[blackmist27]

whats the point of this thing? i mean, first its ugly... secondly, i can't buy one anyways. ... i feel like fat girl is propositioning me for a bj. yeah i want a bj but not from a fat girl. pointless...

[Bahamuttiamat]

@blackmist27 Everyone knows fat chicks are freaky as fuk. They have no choice but to compensate. Besides what's the worse that could happen; its not like you can catch high cholesterol from head. (unproven) 

[EndofDays213]

Why a juke!?

[gurvir44]

Why do manufactures still use those ugly yellow headlights/fog lights

[sirtristan01]

lots of space with no rear seats... cool.

[pdublt3d]

I love this philosophy from Nissan. As the company moves away from it's old line up of sporty coupes and into a new business model focused more on the SUV/crossover market. They tease us with a marriage of both! Taking two great ideas and folding them together like a samurai sword!

Keep it coming Nissan. I want MOAR!

[Drakainian]

like the sound it makes in this vid

[amathew711]

the fact that this is so unusual makes it...cool? i like.

[amurogundam]

if i buy this, the reason will be the GT-R like centre console.

[amathew711]

@amurogundam lol thats a pretty stupid reason to spend what im guessing would be a 50k + car..lol

[oWHONERSo]

First and this cars filthy. If it comes in stick.... Mmmm sexier...