Zarbod the Select. MEAT is good....By the Way Starzship just knocked off some 'endangered polar bears' for rugs.....Want one? Frio, First Science Officer.
Also, if you don't like to club baby seals to death, you can always use an alternative method of killing them, like Dynamite, lasers or a flamethrower.
MyChesseS, Say where can we pay for some one to club some baby seals for us. Starzship wants to do a BBQ.....Hmmm MEAT........Frio, First Science Officer.
If 'They" fixed Zarbod then his voice would 'really' be fixed...Oh the humanity!Then what would he do with his leopard skin G string?...wait! He could always use it for a sling shot! See there's always a bright side!
Save the polar bear - donate your clubbings America (minus the beautiful furs of course - for those great fur throws in front of the romantic fire place where we burn our wood and sustain erotic gravity so it never looses its meaning)
Short of swimming nude which I endorse heartily,never does anything feel so glorious to the naked skin than fur,preferably Ranch Mink.they both put the S back in Sensual.I give both my seal of approval.Oh,seal fur is course, not refined and soft like mink.
Take heart as I've been to Anchorage several times and if you're in need of a mend - there's some incredible, FRISKY women in AK that will keep your fire plenty warm. Lucky alien.... ;)
Please check the calibration on your global warmth generators, they were doing a pretty good job of it but seem to have slipped into hard reverse for 2007. I'm counting on you to reduce my maximum desired temperature rise down to the point where I can get away with just a water heater instead of a boiler.
He's switched to natural fuel emissions by feeding his Arctic heard of Bison enough malt and baked beans.The other Generators were not fuel efficient.You won't have to wait long.
Sometime in the near future, I can see Baby Seal Clubbing replacing Pin the Tail on the Donkey or Pinatas at Birthday Parties. Honestly I think it would be a nice change of pace.
Where can u get ur warm fur coat? your skin is ur warm coat not skin stolen from murdered animals.
NasimATBird 4 months ago
This made me "lol."
veerkillerx 7 months ago
So many tasty animals, so little time.
spiderjerusalem100 8 months ago
Fuck Canada!!!
PUNKS1001 8 months ago
You stupid arrogant cunt.
noahisgod 9 months ago
aha
kile1258 1 year ago
EAT MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mannyortizjr 2 years ago
Meat FTW
Fuck the seals
MAWK93 2 years ago
LOL
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Fuck you asshole!
heylucyjude 3 years ago
Oh come on be nice. It's just PETA. I think they lost credibility 20 years ago.
Zarbod 3 years ago
amen
albertaforalbertans 2 years ago
Good for you Zarbod, making safe videos and avoiding controversy.
hutchiee 3 years ago
Well, I don't want to anger anyone.
Zarbod 3 years ago
Zarbod the Select. MEAT is good....By the Way Starzship just knocked off some 'endangered polar bears' for rugs.....Want one? Frio, First Science Officer.
frio109 3 years ago
I don't eat meat YAY!
MmmmVeggies 3 years ago
I don't eat vegetables but you don't hear me bragging.
mycheesesteak 3 years ago
MyCheese, Not to worry. I have directed some Giant Venus Human Fly Traps to EAT mVeggies.....Frio, First Science Officer.
frio109 3 years ago
Surely a sign of a higher intelligence.
mycheesesteak 3 years ago
MyCheese........Oblivious the Giant Venus Fly Trap has a higher intel then MmmVeggie. Frio, First Science Officer.
frio109 3 years ago
Veggies......Don't worry. Some Giant Plant life will EAT YOU. Frio, First Science Officer.
frio109 3 years ago
Carnivorous plants are interesting....
zqueenbean 3 years ago
Also, if you don't like to club baby seals to death, you can always use an alternative method of killing them, like Dynamite, lasers or a flamethrower.
PlanetZoltar7 3 years ago
What good is money if you can't use it to pay someone else to club baby seals for you?
mycheesesteak 3 years ago
MyChesseS, Say where can we pay for some one to club some baby seals for us. Starzship wants to do a BBQ.....Hmmm MEAT........Frio, First Science Officer.
frio109 3 years ago
Killing seals and making deals.
mycheesesteak 3 years ago
MyCheeese. It is eat or Not eat....... I choose Eat. mEAT. Frio, First Science Officer.
frio109 3 years ago
How about sharks with lasers and flamethrowers? Those could take care of them real good.
hutchiee 3 years ago
I have developed a robot called the Murderbot 3000 that kills everything it sees without respect to cuteness.
That way there are no complaints from the "ugly" or "non-cute" animals, like rats.
PlanetZoltar7 3 years ago
Oh Zarbod. He's such a giver.
mangobanna 3 years ago
oh! you rotten bugger!
lapislazuline 3 years ago
lil bit :(
Zarbod 3 years ago
Don't be sad anything is better than nothing,who could not love you just for your mind?You have endless potential.
Bobofet241 3 years ago
I really wish they would fix your voice.
qiranger 3 years ago
If 'They" fixed Zarbod then his voice would 'really' be fixed...Oh the humanity!Then what would he do with his leopard skin G string?...wait! He could always use it for a sling shot! See there's always a bright side!
Bobofet241 3 years ago
I keep the bright side against my skin...what were we talking about?
Zarbod 3 years ago
Me too, but I think those days are gone. I guess you get what you pay for...and sometimes not even that.
Zarbod 3 years ago
So nice of you to end their lives now rather than making them wait for the ice floes to melt.
ddlsr 3 years ago
No one likes to wait.
Zarbod 3 years ago
Can you make me pair of fur seal gloves?
Massages with them drive the girls wild.
As for meat i think we should introduce selective canabalsim. Sweet and Sour Long Pork is one of my favorites.
irontoad123 3 years ago
Do I detect a double meaning?
Zarbod 3 years ago
Save the polar bear - donate your clubbings America (minus the beautiful furs of course - for those great fur throws in front of the romantic fire place where we burn our wood and sustain erotic gravity so it never looses its meaning)
Snowflake70 3 years ago
Short of swimming nude which I endorse heartily,never does anything feel so glorious to the naked skin than fur,preferably Ranch Mink.they both put the S back in Sensual.I give both my seal of approval.Oh,seal fur is course, not refined and soft like mink.
Bobofet241 3 years ago
Have you ever tried swimming naked while wearing seal fur. It's amazing...just watch out for bears.
Zarbod 3 years ago
My "erotic gravity" seems to be waning lately. :(
Zarbod 3 years ago
Take heart as I've been to Anchorage several times and if you're in need of a mend - there's some incredible, FRISKY women in AK that will keep your fire plenty warm. Lucky alien.... ;)
Snowflake70 3 years ago
Please check the calibration on your global warmth generators, they were doing a pretty good job of it but seem to have slipped into hard reverse for 2007. I'm counting on you to reduce my maximum desired temperature rise down to the point where I can get away with just a water heater instead of a boiler.
TimberGeek 3 years ago
He's switched to natural fuel emissions by feeding his Arctic heard of Bison enough malt and baked beans.The other Generators were not fuel efficient.You won't have to wait long.
Bobofet241 3 years ago
Just don't light a match.
Zarbod 3 years ago
I'll see what I can do. Move to Texas. The transformation is almost complete.
Zarbod 3 years ago
Merciless predator! Oh, well, I suppose this is just part of your endearing charm.
simplydaft 3 years ago
To know him is to love him.
Bobofet241 3 years ago
Thanks dear.
Zarbod 3 years ago
I gotta be me.
Zarbod 3 years ago
Sometime in the near future, I can see Baby Seal Clubbing replacing Pin the Tail on the Donkey or Pinatas at Birthday Parties. Honestly I think it would be a nice change of pace.
ToXiCaRoMa 3 years ago
I hear it's going to be an Olympic sport
Zarbod 3 years ago
Hello,Zarbod,
seal ka bob at your pad this weekend,then?
Blargaldalien 3 years ago
And beer.
Zarbod 3 years ago
Thank you!
a4near 3 years ago
You eat the skins? Because the bodies are always left behind... not nice really..
Rowdyeh 3 years ago
I have a barbeque right there. I don't waste anything. Mmm.
Zarbod 3 years ago
Seal eyeballs are a delicacy.
zqueenbean 3 years ago
The 'I' s have it!
Bobofet241 3 years ago
They only have eyes for me.
Zarbod 3 years ago