Life of An Engineer (TF2 Machinima)

[Foxireas8]

HAHAHAAHAHA.. no not really

[hullothereyall]

What the hell is this shit?

[GreatBlueKnight]

Is it just me or is it clear that nobody at machinima has had their balls drop.

Seriously, where's the fucking testosterone?!

[TheMuhalefet]

Use Fraps!

[kalebkitty]

machinima is not making videos people making videos to it so they get popular :D

[KevTheHunter1]

Meh. Could've done a little better but still good

[mohawkMan60]

get a REAL country guy to play engineer

[JrLeader0]

Machinima means Machine cinema... that's where the word came from.

[TheIRONGIANT531]

you can't teleport while holding intelligence fail

[vkyle52]

@rayane181297 People submit videos to machinima. Machinima doesn't steal them.

[Nissanas69]

@rayane181297 Dude do you know what machinima stands for? Machinima stands for a gameplay,walkthroughs,acting,p­arodys from a game made by another person a person uploads it to his channel and THEN he uploads to machinima learn something,bitch, and get a life.

[cannonball117]

@Nissanas69 swearing at people isnt very nice you retarded cunt

[MrDahot1]

holy fuck shitty voice acting

[rocker26a]

0:37 ... Nope.avi

[morningrise877]

bullshit



[cornproductions101]

is there anything machinina wont take?

[1113stve]

I didn't laugh

[MrDude3332]

@1113stve

What? Was it supposed to be FUNNY?

[1113stve]

@MrDude3332 I don't even know

[PsychoFlounder]

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[EBisDAV656]

@ElboTheHedgehog DJY1991 to be correct.

[Abel97Hun]

bad video :/

[Jimkbbh]

vagineer machinima, i want it nao plz

[tanman155]

lol that spy is an engineer!

[TheJeNgaMaN147]

Wow, for an machinima made on the xbox version of TF2, that was actually pretty good!

[BlueKewne]

@TheJeNgaMaN147 Even for a console, this sucks. Look at Red VS Blue.

[CherokeeJohnny6]

That's worse than an engineer oging to the battlements

[Georgina1325]

@CherokeeJohnny6 a spy behind you

[CrimpyMoonZoom]

Machinima is a lot more experienced now they have epic vids

[MrRayman1000]

look at the name at 0:54 what???

[ArmorTalons310]

LOL Grief...

[Bob0p]

This was a half assed poorly done video that made no since in the dialog or thought process of the teleporters in the attempt to confuse the viewer but for someone who actually got it they will find that the teleporter that trainie stepped on was suppose to be a exit not a entrance and where he came out was suppose to be the entrance not the exit.

[TheLurppakurppa]

Oh god this sucks...

[SableyeFromSteam820]

Oh come on! I've seen sega cd game cutscenes with better quality than this.

[20202Aaron]

uehh that spy is an engineer lol

[828fa]

the spy disguised as an engineer should have said "heck yes"

[vampire80413]

@828fa no, it was an engineer was disguised as a spy

[LaptopRadio1]

Sux on ice

[kramt203]

whats with the hate? its not that bad o.O

[brickfilms333]

i was wrong, there are some tf2 videos that sucked but your other videos r better like freemans mind, those were good

[QuadfishTym]

@brickfilms333 This is (I think) made in part by Kootra, or whoever is in this SSBVET group. Freeman's Mind is by Ross Scott. Unless, this is some kind of new director supergroup, I think you have the wrong author :)

[darkblood1209]

lol

[thisisaverylonguser]

490 people missed the dislike button, and I'm very disappointed with you Machinima you should be ashamed.

[KyleAB5000]

@thisisaverylonguser

you do know machinima dont make these

[thisisaverylonguser]

@KyleAB5000 yeah but they commission them

[Avakadoman1995]

Spy sapping my machinima!

[Jukebox36O]

In the word f heavy weapons guy: NOT GOOD

[xCoLoUrFuLnEsSx]

..... Not very good....

[ThunderEwokB]

i dont get it

[TheAle89515]

You know, I've seen a ton of TF2 poop videos and I'd begun to think it was impossible for anyone to make one that didn't even make me crack a smile... congratulations, you've succeeded. What a piece of crap.

[Maksymaxi]

voices kinda sucked... and video quality too... and it wasnt even that funny... and why the hell did anyone make this incredibly unforgivably shitty piece of garbage mousefuck raisin-nut piece of dhiarrea bursting out of a vagineers bunghole?

[delmarman888]

funny idea but not amazing

I would give you a 3/5 BUT FUCKING YOUTUBE JUST SHOVED THAT UP THEIR ASS....

[TheDarklord0211]

ERECTING A DICKSPENCER

[TheDarklord0211]

ERECTING A DICKSPENCER

[theunknown98]

@cloneboy890 STFU with the fricken chain mail/comment shit

[SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ]

@SuperGraDient64 It isn 't stolen you idiot.

[VGGeek]

YOU CAN'T TELEPORT WITH INTEL. RETARDS.

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

Machinima like to put GOOD movies on their channel., PEH. this is like the worst tf2 movie EVER!!!

[DrJohnLove]

One good joke, not worth the watch though.

[psychobunny1995]

faiiiiiiil

[Troubledbc]

FAIL DESCRIPTION

"Senturies"

[SuperGraDient64]

Stolen.

[SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ]

"That spy is an engineer" lol.

[binderfind]

The teleporter bit was actually really, really funny but the rest was pretty mediocre tbh

[portalify]

borring

[OblivionKnight457]

it SUCKS!

[Jijo233]

fucking horrible

[runescape0wnz22]

OOOOHHHH! This is bad!

[MegaSean45]

LOL!

[TehCrizmo]

spy's cant teleport with intel on. FAIL

[Stupidmonkee11]

I think its good but it could have ben put together better.

[stanguner]

exept the voice acting it sucked

[Andreazor]

This was terribad.

Do it in Gmod for crying out loud. So boring.

[Gigaspine7]

Because Gmod would definitely still make this a Team Fortress 2 machinima.

[Andreazor]

Why does that matter if it ends up being so much better?

[Gigaspine7]

Because then it would be a Garry's Mod machinima.

There's a distinct difference between the two.

[ThisIZAce]

@deltagrapg, None of this was G Mod you retard, learn to comment.

This was still shit.

[h0troddude]

NOT GUUUD

[Renax111]

I think it was quite good, nice voice acting!

[minker11]

complete shit

[Chekkogrnteam]

L2SourceSDK

[deltagraph]

learn to G-mod

[TVFrag]

could u just pls pipe down a little

u r screaming like hell - ___ -

[XiaoXiaoMan1123]

The number of ratings is a sign: 911.

[muntchy]

shame the teleporter string does not work in game

[DeadlyNeurotoxin]

bullfuck

[honeymustardn]

How to make a good TF2 machinima: end with one of the characters turning out to be a spy. Right? Because the spy is always funny! hehe!

[Oldfile]

Wow that was awesome!

[JumpstyleFanatic]

THAT SPY IS AN ENGINEER!

[troublebrotherbigbro]

Despite what you guys say, this is hilarious.

"THAT SPY IS AN ENNNN-GINEER!"

[BlueKewne]

It's not the joles I'm complaining about (although they're mediocre)

It's the quality of this machinima. It looks like they stuck a camera to the TV screen and zoomed in to get rid of the HUD, rather than using the in-game source demo recorder and cl_drawhud 0 to get rid of the HUD.

Go watch AshHousewares, or EvilDadelus. THAT'S how a TF2 machinima SHOULD look like.

Not like this garbage.

[alexmeanberg]

@BlueKewne "It looks like they stuck a camera to the TV screen and zoomed in to get rid of the HUD, rather than using the in-game source demo recorder and cl_drawhud 0 to get rid of the HUD." Well that's what everyone does? right? XD

[BlueKewne]

@alexmeanberg Uhhh...no?

[alexmeanberg]

@BlueKewne I was kidding. Something tells me your sorta knew that.

[NarutoBrZacker]

@BlueKewne When i was at the school, my teacher always said "Before you give me the test, make you didn't write anything wrong"

[SegaMario]

@BlueKewne their tf2 machinima was actually made on Gmod

[BlueKewne]

@SegaMario If they really did use gmod, then they did it horribly wrong and should feel bad.

[TheJeNgaMaN147]

@BlueKewne

Also, this want made on the PC, it was made on the Xbox 360 version.

[BlueKewne]

@TheJeNgaMaN147 that's even worse.

[PsychoticVeggie666]

@BlueKewne Or watch antoine35DeLak, that is some stop-motion Gmod you shall never beat.

[SnoweyMan111]

@BlueKewne You're missing something. Machinima are console bitches.

[QuadfishTym]

@SnoweyMan111 So this was filmed on non-PC TF2? Basically not TF2? That seems likely.

[SnoweyMan111]

@QuadfishTym Not all Machinema videos are console filmed. This is though. And they usually take console footage for no god damn reason. Perhaps they like the poor quality.

And yes console TF2 is not TF2 :)

[QuadfishTym]

@SnoweyMan111 Realistically there's not that much difference between a software capture on a PC and a good capture card on console (besides a few hundred dollars). But on PC you get the Smooth function and the like, so it makes things easier.

[SnoweyMan111]

@QuadfishTym :) Source recorder

End of story.

And they have to cut out the UI if they want footage without the UI.

[QuadfishTym]

@SnoweyMan111 My only complaint with Source Recorder (very minor) is that its difficult to force it to record in slow motion. That said, I've only tried it with demo_timescale, and not host_timescale.

Yeah, I've got my keypad bound with "normal" mode (cl_drawhud 1, r_drawviewmodel 1 etc.) along the bottom and "film" mode (no hud or viewmodel) along the bottom. Makes things quite easy :)

One other thing: do you know of any codecs for the recorder that work besides DivX?

[Fosax]

@SnoweyMan111 Machinima is a community actually, a pc player can upload his stuf in there if he wants.

[QuadfishTym]

@BlueKewne I'm getting pissed off to no end by people not knowing how to use Source Recorder.

[ElboTheHedgehog]

@BlueKewne

Go try to make one right now.

Come back when you're done.

[BlueKewne]

@ElboTheHedgehog I can and I have. I don't upload em to YouTube; I make em just for myself.

It's called Gmod, it's not that fucking hard. Seriously.

[ElboTheHedgehog]

@BlueKewne I meant from TF2 only, rendered in TF2.

Like DJ1991

[BlueKewne]

@ElboTheHedgehog Djy1991 used gmod, you dumbass.

The model for "John Freeman" is a City 17 survivor, which comes from Half Life 2.

[BlueKewne]

@ElboTheHedgehog in fact it's in the tags for the video Half Life: Full Life Consequences.

# garrys

# mod

# gmod

# 10

Look it up.

[BlueKewne]

It would be alright, but why is the video in crappy quality?

This is Team Fortress 2, guys, running the SOURCE engine. There's ways to capture high quality video recording, look at "Meet the Spy Checker"

[veribigbos]

The bad quality is because they zoomed it all the way in to hide the hud.

[BlueKewne]

cl_drawhud 0

There's no fucking reason.

[veribigbos]

I know that, but the guy filming didn't. These guys films suck anyways so I'm not really suprised.

[DontHurtTheIntersect]

Pretty awesome

[DarkSide173]

what the hell that was a piece of ass!

[stickcult]

pretty meh

[DayVour]

it was bland.

[7Comic7mischief7]

Why is this getting bad ratings? o_0

[letsgetsomeshoes1239]

Wow, the maker of this doesn't know how to spell "Sentries."

[tinymouse2]

This sucks on ice

[iCookieDreamer]

Lol "(Gasp) That spy's an engineer!"

[LuigiBroBrawl]

Nice job, Vet. I loved it. haha

[Xiaaaa]

wow, that sucked

[spartan934]

lol tard machinima have to be ingame stupid thats why theyre machinimas not just random films if you didnt want halo 3 videos why subscribe to machinima its all they put out

[MicH1g4N]

Uhm... that was.. disturbing.

[FlamingHomelessDude]

faily dumbness

[DjViRuSl33tz]

A SPY ?! FUCK THEIR SURROUDING ME , THEIR , nah just kidding , but i gotta say , it kinda describes how the last games that came out this year , like the counduit , bionic commando and prototype are

[comanderfarsight]

thats the king from gears no more

[AniVids]

It was...okay.

[iroflmyself]

crappy

[ilyabaxter]

ummmmmmmmmm, this is even worth than getting cancer

[POOPtard69]

No its not.

[ChidoriXhacker]

that video was so bad i think it gave me CANCER!

thanks, fag

[ConstantinIV]

boring...

[piggiebank20]

failed

[Stoshu1234]

Pretty good! I Lol'd!

Nice work VET. 5/5 :-)

[maisyo123]

not bad, but could use improvement, stop bagging them everyone

[chaklong]

not bad

[micdragon]

Senturies

Was it really necessary to make the "cameraman" appear to have Parkinsons?

[darksabath94]

that was so shit, you didnt even bother to face pose them

[LordLagalot]

gay

[HellsAngel123456]

The comments section of a page is for posting what you think about the vid, not your sexual orientation. Good day to you sir.

[IIHEAR7ACHEXx]

??????????

[0orazielo0]

You really need garry mod. 8D

[Chris940807]

Aweful just aweful

[NerdyNinja08]

lol awful spelling.

jk.. hehe.. o-o

[Chris940807]

i spelled it wrong?

[NerdyNinja08]

yea.. its 'awful'. lol its ok... i suck at spelling

[robertman369]

homo

[notoriousnick500]

I liked the spy part.

[TehWoodPcker]

I think this was filmed in XBOX 360???

[ahshtz]

eh horrible

[lazy1337genius]

good its short, with bad quality, but ok.

[MrRockAlive]

->

Spelled sentries wrong.

[letsnoobtehpwns]

ABSOLUTE SHIT

[jonathan0322]

everyone back to the base pardner.

[MatBookPro93]

absolute garbage

[KARASUadw]

pretty bad but i liked the last line.

[CloudRiviera]

HEY director guy... IMPROVE !!! everything is okay while is not a shity record or Halo

[Lionheaaart]

wtf

[steveincairo]

The teacher dude is the locust king dude from White Phoenix or some other. Dude.

[Deathstarreader]

wtf? 1 star

[iansquared3]

everyones hating on it. but i give it 4 stars!

[IblisStarEvan]

Haha, nice vet.

[ARomanianKid14]

it was sort of funny

[HellsAngel123456]

Great Vid BTW VET!

[HellsAngel123456]

People, get ur facts straight before you go "This sucks ass" SSBVET used his capture card to record this on the 360 version of TF2. He already has said that the future that he will make these on the PC version.

[LemonLimeMan]

great concept, but plz work on the filming, no video cameras

[GameplayExtras]

cap card u noob