Uffie - Ready To Uff

[eblair1990420]

i feel like this song would be good in a snowboard vid

[terratrema]

2:22

Yes.

[theSTAR70]

im ready !!!

[iRusiko]

ready to yiff

[057626236]

@iRusiko Lol

[jack0lino]

it's uffie of course.

[wangsta25]

Beat is so dope it makes cocaine look like Robitussin

[gDisk13]

after a while, i realize that ke$ha isnt how we perceive her, she just sounds like a donkey orgasm instead of copying uffie. so stop saying that ke$ha copied uffie, cuz ke$ha just copied donkey orgasms and put a beat to it.

[themichiprincess07]

@gDisk13 keep kesha out of this you retard, she has nothing in common with uffie

[gDisk13]

@themichiprincess07 hahaha thats the exact point i made..?

[osbely]

reminds me of 2LiveCrew

[MaltratoPsicologico]

ke$ha can sux my salty ball$

[sicilianosono]

Exactly what the next GTA elektro radiostation needs

[IgnorantBliss92]

I'm Boxxy...

[BuenaBuona]

WTF why was this flagged?

[JonesMcgahee]

@BuenaBuona Kinda looks like she has a cock with a sock...just saying..HAHA

[ultran33b]

Picture at 2:26

YES PLZ

[catmi2011]

those 79 who don't like, just uff you....hhh

[kizzyontay53]

Kesha is a dirty little mong and her music is shit. UFFIE IS A BABE

[supersamo95]

Feadz bby.

[dianniscool]

i dont even see the similarities. and its seems to be flooding all of uffies vids

[DropDeadRawrrr]

Its insulting to compare uffie to Ke$ha, uffie is much better.

[ozzyinsomniac]

Stop feeding the trolls with the kesha / uffie shit...

[obdurare]

@lilmzgigglez908 uffie at forever 21...? kesha at hot topic? I kid you not, that was one of the worst analogies I have ever heard

[SuliTF2]

I think that I'm, IIII'm, IIII'm ready to uff!!

[tiffyjohnstone]

a lot like peaches

[123ertms]

make a pimp, make a -make a- make a pimp proud :)

[SB9Dragon]

@IrmaCerrutti.... What? lolz.

[imaniannsnelling]

this rlly need to be on itunes

[tarandja13]

Uffie > Kesha.

[Warrior29200]

Best Pic at 2:38 !

[ShadowwTheHedgehog]

I see comments about kesha on every uffie vid lol

[jennaLOVESmichael13]

Uffie = Baddest Chick

Thumbs up if you agree

[ruffintuffin]

77 people are not ready to FUCK !

[dimvoly]

Who would win in a rap battle? Uffie or Ke$ha?

[vivsyfull]

@dimvoly Why is music about battling? You people are so pathetic. Their music is no where NEAR the same.

The ONE thing they have in common is talk-singing. And they aren't the only two singers that do it. Ke$ha sounds nothing like Uffie.

If you think Kesha stole her style, you listen to Dev. U ppl are so stupid it's hilarious.

[TheViolenceMan]

@vivsyfull ahah veronica veronica...i'm not going to attack you cause you are a girl. but listen more carefully to their "music" and you'll find more than one likeness

[vivsyfull]

@TheViolenceMan Holy shit.... how do you know me name?

Anyway. Thanks for your respect to women. But the similarities between Kesha and Uffie don't define them. You've only heard the songs Kesha releases, not the ones on her album and not her demos.

When you've hundreds of songs by both artists like I have, and actually GET TO KNOW THEM, you'll realize they are nothing like eachother. Even if they were, what would be the point in comparing them.

[TheViolenceMan]

@dimvoly they both better stick to porn cause they sucks bad at makin music, i can't believe some of those fuckers even find that shit to be "music"

[DrynSarcastic360]

Thumbs up for a Uffie porno named "Ready To Uff: Justice Will Prevail" and it's second part "Ready To Uff 2: The Revenge Of Ke$ha's AutoTune Moaning". The third part will be "Ready To Uff 3: Legacy", the prequel "Ready To Uff: Revolution", and the fourth part "Mr. Oizo and Uffie in: Four Cocks For Freedom" (also known as "FCFF"). And who could forget the animated porno she wrote: "Robot Oeuf", and the oh-so controversial child porn movies "Illusion Of Love", "Pop The Glock" and "ADD in the SUV".

[vivsyfull]

Every Uffie vid i see Ke$has name following a lame insult appears.

But no one talks about Uffie on Kesha's vids. Maybe Kesha's fans are more mature. Ke$ha isn't a threat to Uffie. You people need to chill. Some of us like them both.

[mattybo512]

@vivsyfull youre a lame insult...

[vivsyfull]

@mattybo512 What you just said is a lame insult.

[Kristof2540]

I like people who discuss random shit. Nobody gives a shit about your comments that she sounds the same or not.

[PRidhaCrew]

ganda puta bro, so quer pinar com o meu mano feadz

[vivicahumidhell]

the difference is uffie came out first and kesha a baby wannabe rapper theif

[endocondor]

Kesha debuted in 2009

This video itself was upped in '08

[tchiddy]

Actually, I genuinely cant tell the difference between her and kesha. What is the difference? Voice/style sounds exactly the same

[PLAZTIX]

never compare uffie with kesha! uffie's the shit.

[Jassssyjaja]

erinnert mich sehr an Peaches - Fuck the pain way!

[hoyerswerdajule]

@Jassssyjaja nein, uffies stimme ist viel schöner

[LosIzmad]

I'd fuck her, she says she's always ready. hahaha

[acida17]

she is ready to fuck

yeahhh

[cruzjuvenal01]

iuno why, but this song brings me back to old school hip hop

[spiderscwein5]

ooohhhh dudde i love that ed banger soundes ... like that tunes

[coricidincrush]

What the fuck are you blabbering twats on about? WTF is a Ki$a?

[spiderscwein5]

@coricidincrush hahaha yo dont know where ke$ha is . shes worst artist on earth but uffie is the best. ed banger style haha

[xXPiNkYDottyXx]

2:34 love that pic lol

[groovekiller]

Uffie came first, Ke$ha came second. Please check their release dates on Wikipedia + Uffie would kill Ke$ha musically.

[OMGMyPeaches]

My mom won't let me listen to this song >:O

[esteban629]

OMG 2:24 

[initforthem0ney]

Marake$ha es una mierda, no participa en álbumes de grandes como Mr. Oizo, es una puta que solo usa vocoder, no la pueden comparar con Uffie.

[yootesa1515]

listin to peaches if you like this its like

[TheIhateurface]

i love when she says whore so hot

[frenchgirl487]

Uffie of course! Love her!

[sensen772]

Whoever dislikes this is jealous of the views.

[meowzero]

Every damn Uffie vid has some shit on Ke$ha. Ugh.

[therightredhand]

all i can say is /watch?v=x0xLejwP17g

[TheGarnt]

Stop talking about Ke$ha you dorks

[bigtoontownfan1]

@TheGarnt ik right?

[obedine]

uffie was here first as much as i love ke$ha uffie is just straight up sicker

[neselpipe]

Ke$hit.

[Devicon]

Lyrics ruin this.

[roxlebox]

ke$ha makes commercial music. uffie is just uffie. own style with a very sexy voice

[whovian27]

@roxlebox uffie is the pretentious privileged bitch I'd rather support, because Kesha sucks.

[MisterBlueray]

@roxlebox By saying " i'm ready to fuck " she's just using another way to attract people who pretend to hate commercial music, but the single " ready to uff " is in all stores, so... who's commercial who's not ? The only thing i know is that i've buyed the single so, no differences for my wallet lol

[stream0fspin]

gotta love the uffie-vs-kesha-war

[cutiepie223017]

@stream0fspin And its Uffie Of course = ))

[davidvonbarany]

I'm gayer than pink but the pic from 2:23-2:34 is... almost raising my dick, lol.

[ladyluck092795]

@davidvonbarany gayer than pink. lol

[bubblegumfordinner]

I-I-I-I-I-I'm ready to F***!!!

[shinjukudistrict]

This commenter is now a fan!

[meeniepluis]

Seeing her tomorrow! Woot!

[itzme15]

the artwork is insane

[lsorayal]

how come everytime i check a UFFIE video ... ke$ha is mentioned .. ?

there IS not comparison , why are people comparing them . their styles are so different ...

[alkalinerush]

@lsorayal cuz she ripped off the uffie style. i even noticed it myself when it came on the radio, n i've bene listening to uffie for a long time.

[TwilightStarSarah]

@alkalinerush Um, What Are You Talking About? Uffie Raps And Swears In Almost All Her Music Ke$ha Doesn't. The Only Thing Similar With Both Of Them Is How They Like To Party And They Make Party Songs e- o But So Do Alot Of People. I Guess They Ripped Off Uffies Style Too I Guess.

[alkalinerush]

@TwilightStarSarah i'm talking about her ripping off the uffie style. which you just said yourself. nothign about lyrics. relax

[TwilightStarSarah]

@lsorayal I KNOW RIGHT?

[Daaaanja]

Uffies'  Uff!

[hippiepsycopathz]

this girl proves that ke$ha SUCKS! This is good shit and I'm a rocker... this chick is real!

[johnnyk7]

@hippiepsycopathz YEAH!!!

back in 2007 lol, but nowadays....

[TwilightStarSarah]

@hippiepsycopathz Are You Stupid? Ke$ha And Uffie Have TWO COMPLETELY Different Styles. You People Are Crazy And Just Want To Find A Reason To Say Shit About Ke$ha :/

You Have No Good Reason To Hate Her.

[TwilightStarSarah]

Is It Okay To Say Uffies My Idol? x'D

[davidvonbarany]

@TwilightStarSarah uffie, uffie, uffie, OF COURSE :D!

[MercilessTakeda]

omaaagawwdd i love uffin.

[musicnfashionluv1472]

hey u heard her if u don't enjoy this shit get outta here:)

[weefout]

OH MY GOD,

let's just get one thing right...

KESHA is like UFFIE!! UFFIE isn't like Kesha

[IrmaCerrutti]

To the biting of the knockers,

Of the knockers, knockers, knockers,

To the tootling of the knockers,

Of the knockers, knockers, knockers, knockers,

To the blubbering and the beefing of the knockers!



[LulzWillEnsue]

@IrmaCerrutti Well what the hell is this?

[IrmaCerrutti]

And he keeps one’s pecker up and he yodels Dumping porridge, porridge, porridge In a type of voodooistic spree killing By means of the salvo of the knockers, Of the knockers, Dumping porridge, porridge, porridge In a type of shamanistic spree killing, To the yo—yoing of the knockers, Of the knockers, knockers, knockers, To the belching of the knockers, Dumping porridge, porridge, porridge As he twangs, hooters, honks In a happy—go—lucky voodooistic serial killing,

[IrmaCerrutti]

And who, wielding the baton, grinding the organ, squeezing the box Chez that pink drill, Pulsate a projection in hotly sloshing Vis—à—vis the fishy spunk, a bust! They are neither cyborg nor contortionist. They are neither Frankenstein’s Monster nor hominoid. They are bogies And their Pope it is who wields the baton As he babbles, bubbles, burbles, gurgles, Guggles A salvo from the knockers! And his tickled pink boobs bulge By means of the salvo of the knockers!

[IrmaCerrutti]

Smell the humming of the knockers, Juggernaut knockers! What a crust of economy—size hard cheese their Sapphic ode infects! Inside the clam of the dungeon How we jump with affunk At the punk prick of their rhythm! For every ejaculation that whiffles From the feculence within their blowholes Is a strain And the lumpenproletariat, ah, the lumpenproletariat, They that squat upstairs, swell the prick, Penetrating stiff,

[IrmaCerrutti]

How the big stick withdraws and gushes! From hour to hour the knob thrustfully blurts out. In the grunting And the abusing How the big stick squelches and swells Using the squelching and swelling in the sexual pleasure of the knockers, Of the knockers, Of the knockers, knockers, knockers, knockers, Knockers, knockers, knockers, At the sign of the blubber and the vibration of the knockers!

[Xextreem]

@IrmaCerrutti uhm yah sure what ever. but uh serieuse explane it?

[IrmaCerrutti]

Cheek by jowl a demonic Jabberwocky And a spunky sweat, For the nonce, for the nonce, adjoining people or over one’s dead body, By the swelling pride of the creamy whitewashed weathercock! Oh, the knockers, knockers, knockers! What farce their funk fingers Of Fantasy! How they swell and knock together and wobble! What a blotch they outspew On the codpiece of the tossing punkah! Yet the knob, it beefily fucks With the aid of the ting—a—linging And the exploding.

[IrmaCerrutti]

Smell the obscene foghorn knockers, Blaspheming knockers! What farce of funk, for the nonce, their knobbliness narrates! Chez the shocking knob of gloaming How they blubber bloated their abblot! Too much stank in the nostrils to let drop They can only chafe, get pins and needles, Stretched of cock, In a wanton sexual pleasuring to the sop of the spunk, Inside a frothing wet blanket with the stiff and red—hot with excitement poker, Squirting erecter, obscener, smellier,

[MrMushedup]

@IrmaCerrutti english pls?

[IrmaCerrutti]

How palm—greasing

Thunders the posterior! How Ruby Lips unbosoms oneself

Of the orgasm that overflows with energy,

Squirting the quivering and the ballooning

Of the knockers, knockers, knockers,

Of the knockers, knockers, knockers, knockers,

Knockers, knockers, knockers,

Bumper—to—bumper the jingling and the plopping of the knockers!

[IrmaCerrutti]

Smell the succulent coupling knockers, Creamy knockers! What a globe of snugness their shapeliness promises! Through the invigorating laughing gas of murkiness How they cuddle bulbous their joy! From the uncoagulated—bilious busts And stiff cock What unique rude lay seesaws Abutting the tit that nods, while bra burner blows hard On the weathercock! Oh, from out the grinding the organ sexual activities What a geyser of fluidity lustily splashes! How physical beauty distends!

[IrmaCerrutti]

From the knockers, knockers, knockers, knockers,

Knockers, knockers, knockers,

From the humming and the gurgling of the knockers.

[IrmaCerrutti]

Smell the tramp with the knockers, Silicone knockers! What a truckload of orgy their sex appeal prognosticates! How they pitter—pat, pitter—pat, pitter—pat In the horny elastic fluid of obfuscation! While the humdingers that oversquirt All the Abraham’s bosoms seem to wobble With a creamy sensuousness, Grappling bondage, bondage, bondage In a style of Gothic balladry To the twang that so voluptuously oozes

[d4rkf1r3]

uffie is unique.

keeeessshaaa is just crap compared to her!

uffie ftw :-)

[Miskaty1990]

ke$ha is really like pop music this is more techno music , WAY different

and uffie talks cool , Kesha talks always liek shes drunk!

[speedmagnet24]

uff has been in it longer i heard bootlegs from paris where she grew up b4 moving back to miami , feadz justice mehdi ed rec. shes been with that crew . when i first heard kiesha i thought wow she sorta sounds like a mainstrea uffie ,,,

[shkerbanel]

she's ready to fuck :)))):))

[jjlovesdani]

i like kesha, but uffie was here way before kesha. WAY before. i love uffie & they're not the same :)

[coolio135]

0:39... armpit hair?

[NacionalTV]

KE$HA has COMPLETELY ripped this girl off - Uffie = Talent, Ke$ha = Talentless

[kujyr]

why are people even talkin bout Kesha, she sux ass.......Im ready to UFF !!

[killer5509]

LOOK AT ME IM COMPLAINING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO COMPARE KESHA AND UFFIE OMG OMG OMG

who gives a shit?

[WhiteBlue7]

Ugh...sounds too much like Kesha!

[Dancrof80s]

@WhiteBlue7 you mean ke$ha sounds too much like her.. check the date boo... ke$ha wasnt out in 08

[danasaurussex]

I fucking love Uffie.

[schornsteinfega]

EdBanger Records ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[andresblazeit420]

/watch?v=2-s-AjowKDs

[Brooklynboy287]

shes pretty sexy. and she sounds like someone who is ugly

[gillsy187]

@Brooklynboy287 someone whos ugly like keisha?LOL

[bustsomecaps]

uffie aint give a fuck wut people think its pretty obvious and neither do i...uffie uffie uffie uffie

[dlesdeocks]

ready to uff!!!

are you ready?

:D

[pakui123]

this is almost like Kesha =)

[hottie3834]

@pakui123 no ! definitely not



[pakui123]

@hottie3834 hmm.. maybe you are right.. the lyrics are a bit "lady gaga" if you know what i mean..

[hottie3834]

@pakui123 not really she has her own style

[MimzySongs]

lol ready to uff

[TheEisenleber]

stop talking shit - listen

[stusvend]

these rhymes are weak as shit. Seriously, its like nursery school rhyme level. The Beasties already did this in like 1985.. get with the times.

[I1R2O3N4]

@stusvend

music is a form of art.

and its total normal to pic up older forms of expression and change them.

how ever if you don't like her style get the fuck off

[stusvend]

@I1R2O3N4 I think you mean: (M)usic is a form of art and it's total(ly) normal to pic(k) up older forms of expression and change them. (However,) if you don't like her style(,) get the fuck off(.) Rebuttal fail. And dont worry. One listen was enough. I read an article and had to see what the fuss was about. That doesn't mean I cant leave my opinion before I go. Oh and don't you tell me what music is. I've been doing it professionally for 10 years, you paraquatic douche bag.

[I1R2O3N4]

@stusvend

yes you recognized that my english isn't perfect. congratulations.

oh there's missing a comma again... do you feel better now?

is it your first time on the internet? do you really think i don't know that i have to use capital letters after a full stop? the trick is to know where it is really needed.

if you want to be like mister-know-so-much-and-do-eve­rthing-100%-correct you should have said: Hello. I, personally, do not like this old-school-beat but maybe others like it.

stupid.

[That1GuyRobtv]

ummm her and kesha are just alike theyre both whores that make retarded music. both of them sing about the same stuff. sex and parties. both just talk in there songs and use autotune to make it sound like theyre singing, and they both have terrible beats that make the song even worse.

[darthmango]

kesha and uffie are varying degrees of the same trite garbage. lousy beats, autotune to cover up shit voices and songs with nothing but sex and drug references with nothing even remotely useful to say. just more crap for the scene kids to worship as if they weren't already completely vapid.

[maya9080]

amazing memories with this song (: LIKE

[maricahn]

Kesha achieved in one year more than Uffie in several years; how can you explain it??? And knowing Uffie shows her whoring all the time. Her songs are nice at first, but aftera a while she just gets socks; the rythm is not on timing.

[JRV95]

@maricahn Ke$ha is owned by the media. Obviously she's more mainstream because that's how her recording company wants her. That's how business works. People like Uffie are underground and therefore not limited or created by businessmen. Also, music doesn't have to have a rhythm that is on time. IMO, Uffie is much more realistic than Kesha but I really suggest you read idkmyuser1's comment (Second highest rated comment). It generally explains both situations.

[jiptuckwarrior]

Kesha's a dumb corporate cum dumpster. Who ever called her a musician?

[cristybm]

uffie is in this business since she was little

where the fuck was kesha when uffie was already

a great artist..

probably wasted:d

[Melmarie15]

Love Uffie, hate Kesha. And to the people fighting on here, the only people who are right are the one's saying Uffie is better than Kesha, and Kesha just ripped her off.

[kookieymonsterz]

@Melmarie15 ive never heard of uffie were are all ya from

[JRV95]

@kookieymonsterz Uffie is more underground and like idkmyuser1 said above, she's less mainstream than most artists like Kesha (which everyone seems to be comparing her to for some reason). Uffie is pretty badass.

[vincent523yang]

uffie's MUCH BETTER than kesha

[MyGreatestSmile]

much better than Kesha

[HPfannLurve]

its called inspiration people.

[IWasKanBesserenNom]

Why everybody is talking about Kesha beyound Uffie Videos? Kesha is simple Mainstream shit, like many girlies were bevore. And Uffie is an (was an xD) Underground MC ... Can we start enjoy music again?

[Tardified]

Uffie and Kesha sound similar. Yeah, but maybe Kesha really really liked Uffie and wanted to be like her. you know? Maybe she didnt copy her, but if you want to be like your idol, you're going to sound similar.

[JJJJJJJackk]

she'll probably nevr perform dis live agen !

[ilovewii11]

THis copied a song called tik tok! OMG i hate uffie

[AdixxxCluber]

@ilovewii11 tik tok is newer than ready to uff hahaha

[darkshade07]

@ilovewii11 this song came out in 2006 .. -_-

[Horus515]

@ilovewii11 LMFAO. This song is WAY older. Looks like everyone already told you. Bet you feel smart now huh.

[purplemacaronicheese]

@ilovewii11 Get your facts right. Ready to Uff was released 27th February 2006. Tik Tok was released 7th August 2009. If anything, Ke$ha stole Uffie's vocal style.

[ginolikesfood]

@ilovewii11 Idiot. This song has been around for YEARS. I used to listen to this when I was 12 and I'm nearly 17 now. Ke$ha just came around not too long ago.

[Reysimful]

Uffie is much better than Ke$ha her music rocks more than Ke$as music

[kelseymg13]

This is NOT rap...her voice is annoying and her beat is terrible

[carbronica]

@kelseymg13

Hey flow is confusing cause you don't know

[Rawrzellers]

@kelseymg13 she purposely does not go with her beat because that's her style :/

[Sambeth92]

@kelseymg13 agreed.