IGN Daily Fix, 9-29: RE 5, Star Wars and More

[ZzOssieZz]

Lol if you need boobs get a girlfriend!!!!' XD

[Valkodu]

@csrtitus YOU got the date wrong, dumbass. This is from 2009. Fail.

[csrtitus]

@Valkodu I noticed that as soon as I hit the post button. I could not delete the post...lol.

[exia41gundam]

IGN:-

if you put a guy they want a girl(so they unsubscribe i think)

if you put a girl they talk about porno..

what the heck is wronge with these guy's

[radzabojzoda]

wtf did he said that girls name yuri ?? its lesbian in japanese

[SexxyAmberii]

heh feeling lonely anyone up for cam chat? ^^

[CarlxCor]

you guys should do a Just Cause 2 Review

[Krazi3bon31395]

i dont give a shit about her

[RyunSharp]

We don't need girlfriends.

WE NEED BROTHELS!

[crxthrasher]

Don't need boobs, but I mos-def need Jess back on The Fix!

[Vleesball]

i have my doubts about this star wars game..

Gameplay looks great..

story telling awesome..

but what about the loot ?

if the loot sucks then it will ruin the whole game...

it wont have any gameplay value then as an mmorpg.

Why bother.. when your charcter looks like shit on high level..

Since jedi's only wear gay robes...thats gonne be hard to please the gamer..

[Neoand12]

Who really gives a flying fuck about Jessica. I just came here to really hear about some News on Super Street fighter 4. Which me and my girlfriend love. everyone is nothing but a bunch of sarcastic assholes these days.

[wayner396]

hahaha daemon always cracks me up

[CerealKilla43]

cod waw shotgun!!!! double barrel!

[mkvssf]

go death metal gamers !

[WhyteLis21]

oh shit that burn on the first line ppl anyways why dont they just save money for the next resident evil game dlc is nice but is it really worth puttin more side story its not an rpg just tryin to milk more money for dlc i think re5 was okay

[AlphaBeat333]

love that first line!!

[ederondotcom]

Ha! He quotes bad movies..

[EnemyN666]

Daemon is the best host IMO. Leveled voice, good sense of humor, and charismatic.

[Vleesball]

yea, dÆmon is better then chobot..

[dranze111]

i tryed registering for the beta but the fucking thing wont let me even though am doing everything right

[GenuineVanillaFace]

It's most likely because the server knows that you blow men in truck stop bathrooms, and the server simply don't get down like that... moral of this situation, stop blowing fat truckers.

[tgdwarf]

IGN has money get Daemon to buy implants.. voila.. boobs without jessica.. i am just that good!

[Riexn]

if I need boobs that means I need a girlfriend? BULLSHIT ! Get Jessica back !

[macrox77]

woot swtor beta!

[cabelas1987]

haha owned

but you still got to admit, even those of us with girlfriends would rather look at Chobot than him. I come here for the news, Chobot is an added perk ;)

[iPhap]

Daemon just owned all of you.

[HIMM2011]

Heeeeell yeah!

[DiemetriX]

^^ Go see my deviantart page ( mynick@deviantart ).

I'm not fat, I have tons of friends. And I Don't want a girlfriend cause being single is means more variations for me ;)

[ItOnlyTakes4]

cannibal corpse woo!

[Undertaker760]

Uncharted 2 demo is awesome. I love the game. Can't wait to pick up my game on the 13.

[Quelspunk]

too bad uncharted 2 is gona be released here in europe one day after that :(

[roidza]

lol u listen tocannibal corpse.... fkn freak

[terk0iz]

lol Daemon just slapped you guys in the face.

Seriously, if you can't get a real girlfriend, 90% of porn is free.

[johnwilkinson4]

You come to IGN for gaming news, not to jerk off. You'd think everyone would know that by now.

[PR0GRAMMING]

Repeat this message:

Bring back Jessica Chobot!

[terk0iz]

She's at TGS you fucking retard. Get a fucking girlfriend you fag.

[RoviRoviJ]

SUPER Street Fighter 4.......

is it JUST ME or do they need to sort out the ONLINE Lobbys & Copnnection...

OR is it JUST ME!?!!?

[zigzagelfy1320]

capcom is too dam greedy also adding an extra episode is basically wat gears did but re5 will take longer

[beefking69er]

Fuck you IGN, if i wanted boobs i'd look at Hilary Goldstein

eveyone thumb this comment up so Hilary reads it and can feel bad about himself

[samsung123ify]

You're a fuckin prick.

[sheppage3]

nice joke.

fair play.

[tabyRNB]

CORPSE

[xMatsuyax]

Wow, I guess they read these comments after all.

[woodchip200z]

this cunts a gronk piss him off put jess or da other bloke on

[punjabibandar27]

AAAAHHHH BRING BACK JESICA

[shanobie7]

I see a massive Boob speaking to me in this video ^^

lol only kidding , anyone who even talks to Jess = cool. :)

[warpthal]

Cannibal corpse is the best fucking brutal death metal band ever..

[ibanezguitarist37821]

bullfucking shit Cannibal corpse sucks nuts.

[whb786]

That time of the month huh? Make sure you have those tampons handy.

[justfuckingdave]

epiosde 4 a new hope or the first one released if you prefer

[HCSEJamvaan]

"If you need boobs, I sugest you find yourself a girlfriend..."

Or Greg Miller, he's a boob with moobs.

[RazBaJah]

Scott was funny with the prom shirts ^^

[SinuousStudios]

He shouldn't assume that we're all guys watching this stuff, I mean we are, but still he shouldn't assume.

[leecrew82]

Not everyone who watches IGN is a guy. I'm a girl, and I still like video games and updates about upcoming systems and games.

[ryanlikescheese]

Nice XD

:P jk

[SinuousStudios]

I new there was one or two, just checking.

[CMPUNK95]

CANNIBAL CORPSE NICE!!!!!!!!

[FatSongProduction]

wtf what happ to scot !!!! -.-

[RE4E]

BOOBS? DID U SAY BOOBS??

thats weird, thats not a chobot characteristic loolololololol

[cheezytaz]

Nice Cannibal Corpse T. dude

[HaloVsC0D4VsGTA]

LMFAO about that Boobs bit well hes gotta point . Its great That the Host r Getting Funny now

[omaraty009]

Lol-ed at the opening joke..!!!

Daemon is Funny ..!!!

[almostcrime49]

NICE CANNIBAL CORPSE TEE MAN!

[RE4E]

is just for the vid due im pretty sure he likes things like jonas gays or that kind of crap

[almostcrime49]

nah he probably likes indie and shit

[RE4E]

yeah maybe, but \m/ dont think so

metaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!!

[doyle579]

If u want boobs... i suggest u find a gf LMAO

[LeoRJH]

lol lisp...

[sirODST117]

LMAO, comment about boobs :P hilarious haha

[Hadouken471]

ALMOST as awesome as Chobot

[Electroguy1996]

nice how the new ssf 4 female characters name

[koof4]

he told them desperate nerds strate

[Stryker246]

well, my 360 system just died yo. So for now, I'm permenantly stickin' with PS3 and Wii. And that's all I ever want.

Sure, Natal is interestin' in all. But I wanna see this thing; the PS3 version of the Wii-Remote.

[joka232]

it looks awsome doesnt it

[SayAnything8]

you know you can get your 360 fixed for free Right? if it got the RROD or the e74

[rushrox777]

I wish i could watch a damn video on youtube or any other site without it stoping ramdomly!

[sstrunks8813]

I'm surprised that street fighter 4 owners are crying about the ssf4 like they did with left for dead 2!

or maybe it's still too soon for that?

[Hubster777]

that re 5 thing sounds gd but do I really want to buy it again for an extra chapter? No

[fireskink17]

you dont have to it carries over the saves and trophies

[batburgers]

lol people are slightly obsessed about chobot

[dirt664]

more trophies for re5? so download a path for it? arg i already got a platnium trophie for re5 hope they dont that away the platnium

[NitroLegend6]

i hope re5 alt edition doesnt come to 360

[joevictor53]

I don't think it will. The Alt edition is gonna use the PS Motion Controller. Natal can't do that.

[NitroLegend6]

natal

thats the worst gimick i ever heard off

[Gaffacharge]

thank god i'm not the only one who thinks this

[NitroLegend6]

yea xbox fanboys like to defend it but even they think its a money grabbing gimmick

[iPRLu]

why?

[Gaffacharge]

after the awful show of natal at tgs, you can see its not a real way to play games, same with the sony motion control. Both didn't work and the motion aspects where just tacket on.

[gumbionics]

No one should ever complain about Daemon doing The Fix rather than Chobot, cause, hey, at least it's not Scott. And he has a sense of humor about Chobot not being there. 5/5

[DiemetriX]

OH sNAP!

Get a girlfriend? haha. Nope :P

[MaggotGrind]

Cannibal Corpse rlz!

[fox110110]

Jess is gonna quit if these fucking nerds keep pissing her off

[fox110110]

the 360 won't get re5 alternative addition because it can't fit on a dvd

[KGlegendkiller]

that line he said at the end is from kotor 2 i think. something 2 do with the mandolarian wars or something. fuck knows

[y4944060]

no new street figher and resident evil for pc again...

[shineph]

"If you need boobs i suggest you find yourself a girlfriend" xD, way to go IGN, my words exactly ^^

[notforvideos]

Nooooo!

It was was Obi-Wan said in Episode 4

[Mextraz]

I swear one of his eyes is bigger than the other Oo

[TheSackboy14]

Chobot has boobs my ass she is should be dead.

[MasterBrief]

lol she is, this is a evil robot built to entice young boys to join the cyborg nazi reich

[Hypster123]

haha yh where you get that from, phillyD lolll

[MasterBrief]

LOL no but I love him he's funny as hell. where you thinking that sign with the zombie nazi vampire thing?

[Hypster123]

haha yh, and hes always going on about how they gonna take over, haha

[UniMushProductions]

did you get the line he said last? It was what yoda said in Episode 3. LOL awesome

[xkrazyxboix101]

"If you need boobs i suggest you find yourself a girlfriend" Hahahahaha they finally acknowledged all the losers/nerds[people who mention chobot every video],way to go ign!!!

[SigandGibbs]

ugh that Star Wars game is going to be such a steaming pile of crap... it's not even a real MMO, its a glorified single player game

[znhype]

yeah, cos, like he listens to grind core

[TheClenchingfists]

Actually Cannibal Corpse = brutal death metal

[seanmcnutt95]

Thanks for the advice il try and get a girl friend

[ImGodOfCanada]

What is the Star Wars website?? I wanna sign up!

[SigandGibbs]

don't bother

[ImGodOfCanada]

Meh

So whats the website? I still wanna check it out...

[PenneyBack]

'If you need boobs, I suggest u find yourself a girlfriend'

too true!

[kaichi23]

I feel bad lol

i shouldn't recognise star wars quotes as uncommon as that one lol

[halocrap360]

anyone who likes cannibal corpse are freaks.just saying.

[halocrap360]

you must be gay then

[skillzpunk]

nice shirt bro

[ragland831]

lol this guy owned the horny nerds within 15 seconds, gg

[Yakko77]

Kick ass shirt!

[Haxed2Death]

I love cannibal corpse

[Th3SP1C]

ahahaah that was funny i like this guy

[slike101]

i love you haha, funny guy :)

[avengerisme]

CANNIBAL CORPSE!!! Hell Yeah!!!

[1jack369]

cannibal corpse

[Mrlinkwait]

jess may be slightly hot. but she is so fake

[SniperssOnly]

???? i don't get it.

[whb786]

I'm sorry pickle kisser if I offended you

[melo15813]

I watch the fix for gaming info nice boobies and a pretty face are just extra

[whb786]

You're either a jealous chick or a flaming faggot

[zibeddy]

find yourself a girl friend.....if only it was that easy.

[evilbobandrs]

i argee :D

[greatgames148]

But jess doesnt have boobs and i have a GF and thats a kick ass shirt my friend

[ug0ts3rvd]

i searched boobs and juggworld came up

[obaidshera]

we want to see her cause she has a cute face who see her boobs u pervert

[svicciarelli]

cannibal corpse?

[snappertjuh]

lol he sured p0wned all the girlfriend-less mothafuckers :D

[AJFearr]

Or alternativley you could go to Google and search 'boobs'

[Deman92]

no boobs? OMG!!!!

[yungbubbabush]

why does this guy always look like a british professer with a monicle to me???

[dannysmith12386]

need boobs...

[LYNxED26]

LMAO PWND!!!daemon ftw

[jdbruiser]

no we want your boobs daemon lol

[simpsonsareathome]

he pwned you freaks :D

[hiomioman]

Best Fix ever! xD

[Harelgur]

I need b00bs.

=o

[MIKAEL454]

ssfiv should be DLC

[Maztuhmind]

it should be but, it isn't. wa wa wa too fucking bad.

[TheDominoDecree]

Boobs or Cannibal Corpse?

Such dilemas.....

[Alkazardt]

Boobs!

[scatman123456]

they will never end the stars wars knights of the old republic saga!!!

[MeZmErIzEtheMiNd]

Here's Daemon Hatfield with the Scoop!

[6youngfretshredder9]

yuri?....thats lesbian anime

[iPostiPodiEatiYuri]

my name is yuri :(

[6youngfretshredder9]

hey,atleast your name isnt yaoi....dont look into,just trust me.

[tommson1991]

I want jess boobs, now.

[wamow222]

the line at the end of starwars thing is so f'en lame..

[R0BB091]

Awesome t-shirt!!!! :D

[BenderDaOffender]

Daemon FTW!

Greg should host a fix one day.

[sakorazen]

SNL FTW! and ign ftw

[TBVnBIX]

yeah fuck you

[TheLastHaze]

Pervs just got owned, by a dude in a Cannibal Corpse t-shirt!!!

Great fix!

[LegitimateLegenD]

"so if you need boobs, you better find a girlfriends"

YOU GUYS GOT PWND

lol

[8RSA8]

yup xD

[swish1234567890]

need my daily fix of boobs!!

[NaldoShowa]

der anfang is der hammer ^^

[117space117]

lol nice quote

[kalcaron]

I'll get it if they make a better challenge mode.

[colbld2]

he talks like that weird guy from SNL, he is funny

[WeTheTim]

beginning was brilliant

[bluecheeseftw]

>Implying Jessica Chobot even has boobs

[calaiscruiser]

Daemon you rock!!! I wish I was as cool as you are! And you always have such cool shirts!

Cannibal Corpse - Ace