Now You're Cooking, Meth - Episode 1

[TheCozybear65]

meth is nothing . MDPV is a bad ass stim.

[cbuedel]

making meth is not worth it man. You will eitheir go to jail or kill yourself. If your wanting to make some money. Go to school and get a good education. Once you finish school it will pay off in long run. I am sure you get student loans or grants for a good trade school in your area.

[FAnimaniac]

@cbuedel fuck that shit nigger

[pray4theGay]

That looks yummy

[whatsinmadrid]

you know guys, kettle corn is every bit as crystal meth.

[scor9977]

i wish to god i could find where the fuck u live so i can kill u and burn u

[agentz100]

I wanted a funny vid and got 1 lol

[TheKevster35]

all i can say is CHUUUUBY

[MulberryMurderMafia]

And to all of you fags trollin and talkin crap to the crankers let them smoke their fuckin globies and make their meth in fuckin peace holy fuck. No1 cares if u hate them no1 cares what u think about them and if them doing it reeally bothers u THAT much u got worse problems than they do.

[MulberryMurderMafia]

Wow you must have beautiful women just all over you. What a perfect specimen of a man right here. This is what ladies want guys. A grown man making creepy distasteful boring youtube videos in a small messy rundown apartment playing with dolls and puppets talking to himself... What a success! And he's bald...

[1skullduggery]

his meth can't be any good; he's overweight.

[Organdonorisben]

dude my shit came out weak i was low on garlic. :/ hmmm maybe i can substitute w garlic butter? :/

[BOVEE666]

thats funny



[bledonyou]

Rhodium.ws ;)

[amandajane0510]

this is like watching paint dry.

[Seguris]

I bet he's going to forget the aluminum......

[Philitron128]

@phenphensky go die you fucking loser, you're using my air.

[ChannelFamilys]

They Say Meth Is Easy To Make But Where Do I Find Out How

[WetlandsRemediation]

@ChannelFamilys Research the chemical abstracts in the college library.

[MrSmudger687]

@ChannelFamilys - At university, doing a chemistry degree.

[KiPKayfanatic]

Hey meth we got vampires!

What are you talkin about?this is a cooking show!why would there be any vampires?

Why would there be puppets-_-

too shae 8D

[Crazyfilmers123]

this video is annoying gay and gross. idk who made it but fuk u

[tropicalfruitsdesire]

fucktard

[kthnx420]

i got that same album as behind the sock puppet x)

[nimabifu]

fuck you man

why did these idiot makeing this viedo? weasting my and your time

[nimabifu]

omg

[slk1771]

im to smart to make meth.......

[Jodapus]

can someone just post a real fkn video and show me how to cook meth so i can make some fkn money...

[cportmigo]

@Jodapus hit me up

[brucebu]

@Jodapus

get a fucking job instead of wanting to make meth.

[deoss69]

@Jodapus read a book nigger and learn to do something

[tvcurty]

@Jodapus Get a job

[graffitidave88]

JUST GOOGLE SHAKE N BAKE METH . I'M NOT TAKING ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING THAT GOES WRONG YOU DO THIS ATT YOURE OWN RISK.

[MrCalculus999]

@Jodapus i'm sure video have been posted but they take them down. since whites use it they wouldnt want them to hurt themselves

[2drops0fwater]

i'm to lazy to make meth

[MrAdkinsjames]

lol

[aznriceboye]

how come its not getting me high..... am i doing something wrong?



[LighterOfDewbies]

Lmao why so many dislikes? This is funny as shit

[ekoglen]

400 people thought they could teach how to make meth

[dreamsmakemecry]

why airnt you in jail...you stupid f**k

[gaelenfade]

SCARY

[XxTaylor88xX]

huge letdown ): Oh god i'm fucking horrible o.e

[MrPb5525]

y r u so fat?

[MrChaotic1982]

Well I see why you are a fat ass, just like nearly 40% of americans. How can you say that Clamato is the best "TOMATO" juice to use for Bloody Marys? Do you realize that eveything in a Clamato is reconstituted? To explain it since you seem about as sharp as a marble. It means that a lot of what's in Clamato is artifically made, unlike V8, which is 100% juice; actually makes a much better "BM". Not only is it better for you but it tastes better because it is REAL juice.

[MrChaotic1982]

Well I see why you are a fat ass, just like nearly 40% of americans. How can you say that Clamato is the best "TOMATO" juice to use for Bloody Marys? Do you realize that eveything in a Clamato is reconstituted? To explain it since you seem about as sharp as a marble. It means that a lot of what's in Clamato is artifically made, unlike V8, which is 100% juice; actually makes a much better "BM". Not only is it better for you but it tastes better because it is REAL juice.

[MrChaotic1982]

Dude has why too much time on his hands, and is a complete idiot. I give this video two thumbs way, way down. I, as most people who clicked this link, was either curious to see if this was a actual meth production video or some BS video created by a moron. I see this guy is a moron whom enjoys inserting objects into his anal cavity. Bravo you idiot, I hope you are proud of being a complete idiot. Oh and no Clamato doesn't make the best Bloody Marys. Clam broth is used in it, and V8 100%.

[flymarvin]

This is Dumb as F*CK.

[MrChaotic1982]

@flymarvin I agree. Well I see why you are a fat ass, just like nearly 40% of americans. How can you say that Clamato is the best "TOMATO" juice to use for Bloody Marys? Do you realize that eveything in a Clamato is reconstituted? To explain it since you seem about as sharp as a marble. It means that a lot of what's in Clamato is artifically made, unlike V8, which is 100% juice; actually makes a much better "BM". Not only is it better for you but it tastes better because it is REAL juice.

[NromulousZ]

obviously made by meth users fucking awsome

[Abelon535]

that sandwhich looks friggin awesome and the dvd commentary is hysterical

[Abelon535]

that sandwhich looks friggin awesome

[123moonwolf2]

T.T no meth

[ctebo41]

I guess using a 3 as an e makes you cool....fuck drugs they're easy life is hard grow a pair and get back on your fucking feet

[Mixatronicalizm]

SPEEDS WOT YA NEED

[wpulhamus]

god damnit im trying to get into the dope game and youtube is not helpin me with this shit.

[justinwadevaughn]

@wpulhamus

If you wanna G3t in da Gam3 G3t yo azz up and Go ta da Web and by da Web i ain talkin bout da internet ... mak3 a Coupl3 n3w ''fri3ndz'' and smok3 a f3w bluntz wit d3m, show d3m you Got no f3ar of anythinG... Aft3r all dat conGratz you ar3 ready ta b3 put down, Choos3 da riGht Nation and l3arn da triCkz of da trad3 from ya n3w broth3rz... Trust nobody in da hood cuz itz all about you or d3m and r3m3mb3r ''If it Aint Blu3 it aint Tru''

[flyingoncloud9]

@wpulhamus hahaha theres a pretty good FAQ on that at wwwdotscribddotcom/doc/4522969­9/meth but its better u knoe a cook cause its hard to lern by urself.

[xKaoKaox]

aw... his name is meth lol

[bummiesstudios2]

lololololol.... xD

[MrVaeth]

crystal-sucks.yooco.de/

[LuciousLuiz]

hahahahahha! :D

[capinclint]

this sucked

[thedombrose]

lol!

[shortliner1425]

lolololol!

[YMPCHEDDA]

i mad but i loled

[jeffburky8388]

that fat fuck needs some meth befor his fat ass falls over dead of a heart attack!!! Lose those man tits boy!!!

[sukcmdyick]

this doesnt show me how to cook meth!

[juliakasokeo123]

fuck ur a paki lookn squid

[ME200576]

FUCKING GREAT! no homo

[MUNSTER601]

too fat 2 b on meth

[Revelde20]

jajaja

[mwgcubs]

big sloppy man boobs

[vireak209]

I thought he was going to make real meth :(

[robotragehacks9999]

@vireak209 all people who do drugs like meth, oxy, cocaine, heroine and other drugs like this are IDIOTS, MOTHERFUCKERS, N00BS, and they know nothing about normal life!

[InWitheNew]

@robotragehacks9999 lol you'd know about normal life using words like N00BS right?

[robotragehacks9999]

@InWitheNew yeah, i just wanted to say all kinds of bad words,well except those words in *s

[chang55555]

@InWitheNew ...:) yea , little NERD i guess..probably back to shoot THE ENEMY in UNREAL tournament!!

[InWitheNew]

@chang55555 haha i know right who uses the word noob ever? its like someone fuckin saying lol in real life. there should be a bylaw where if someone says words like that then its ok to strike them.

[cmcook1027]

@vireak209 THAT BITCH CANT COOK CHEESE TOAST

[sniper321w]

this video should be renamed, " Now you're being fucking retarted!!"

[TheKingEnEn]

salt salt salt plus more salt = heat attack

[frankyhighhat420]

take a little vodka..........and a little bit more vodka.. LOL yes!!

so whats up with this dudes name anyway, whys he trying to attract tweekers with a cooking show, i thought they didnt eat?

[frankyhighhat420]

take a little vodka..........and a little bit more vodka.. LOL  yes!!

[tigwaump]

5:25 is hilarious!!!

[slinginguitarman]

if i had MY druthers,id stick your bloody mary up your fat ass.

[sheliescold]

hahahah this was funny! i think this is meant to be funny... don't be mad just cuz you wanted to learn how to cook meth and the title was misleading!! hahaha.

[selebet77]

you eat meth maybe, not cook meth

[WoopinCrane]

LOL, It has nothing to do with Meth

[HEYYitsALEXIS92]

the begining of it was pretty funny. like in a dumb way. vampires.... lolz and then the little puppet hold up his cross hahahhaha. idk.

[Slipknotaxes]

what the fuck is going on in this shit

[skeleboy101]

note how the first episode has 400,000+ views, but the second episode has only about 7k. this is probably because they stumbled across this by accident, and thought it had a cool title.



[100Lavender]

hahahaah favorited ^_^

[Wabaanimkii]

I did it....I watched it all.

[Surmie13]

take that so called "meth" you made...and shove it up your ass.

[parker16says]

take a little Vodka....add a little bit more Vodka... hahaha

[JogBird]

fuck this shit

[achieverx]

amyou sales of sillyericunt fascits, other co horse med diet stc grow u kids ephidrine pills own poor 99.9

[TheJarednz]

I t worked I am as high as a kite!

[joshyboiMF]

That was fuckin stupid...u shud do meth so u cn die

[ljokera15]

lmfao

[MrLovefile]

your fools doing meth,then makin stupid ass film abt it! not funny

[crackadile]

ill be honest, i fucking lol'd

[MJ4coheed]

you need a girlfriend dude.

[yaboymc1991]

i wonder how much meth he gave the camera man to film his bird chest hanging out of his shirt. you could probably get more drugs scraped off his stomach, then his garlic recipe

[Morgan777gc]

nice idea to cook various thinngs that are related to vampires. but you should change the show title... as you can see at the other comments they was waitting to see a meth recipe or something so that screws up your work

[superjokerxxzz]

eeeiyyyyyeahhhhhhhh ............. thats gay



[oxycotton75]

wtf yo.. good show but take off meth man.. thatz gay as hell

[MrCataracts]

lol

[maxnify]

This is wht we call a meth effect!! now FCK urself!!!

[kanserstyx]

the light bulbs are watching me! O.O

[moonfire138]

And those stuffed animals are probably your only friends haha .

[moonfire138]

Lmaoo you are one strange fatass . God help you :/

[br1tt4nyfl1nst0n3]

wowwwwwww i stopes at 00:5

[tripmast3r]

I stopped it at 0:13

[br1tt4nyfl1nst0n3]

@tripmast3r yea i stoped at 00"5

[hackajim]

@tripmast3r im wishing i would have seen your comment at :05 instead of :40

[streatzboimusic]

@tripmast3r lol

[MrNaska72]

i think hes addicted because most of his vids are related to meth

[cocopuff275]

ur a fuckin idiot!!!!

ur not fucking making meth!!!



[IBreatheGrime]

I feek sick now..

[mdcombs79]

There is a CURE for Meth addiction! I have seen it with my own eyes. I personally know friends who have been addicted to Meth. Now, as unbelievably as it seems, they are completely Freed from it. They have so much Hope in their life, so much Joy now, so much Peace that they have never experienced. I too was hooked on my addiction for years. Now I am experiencing complete freedom and hope myself. For proof of this, click on my name to see these powerful stories.

[kevinandger]

i think i just died, please stop

[lucasmorter]

NICE MENTORS HOOD.

[brandino69]

I watched the whole thing. hmm

[rrhone]

Worthless fat fags. Go diddle each other in the butt.

[1337NL]

Please die in a fire.

[rrhone]

idiot .  bunch of fags

[ph4tel]

this was really stupid. you should shoot yourself.

[mr1derful112]

Fuk Yeah Meth rocks, im rollin a bubble right now and i know u mutha fukaz wish u had some its fkn bomb,

[jimmyblaze87]

bored...very bored...

[pleazureaddikt]

this dude is a fat spun out greasy Ron Jeremy look alike...... put down the pipe and eat that fuckin sandwich!

[JosiahSCooper]

I love this. It is classic insanity.

[LowLowSpinners]

boooringggg...

[JosiahSCooper]

I enjoyed this. It's fucking insane, but just that insanity made me enjoy it.

[JesusgavemeHolySpiri]

I did meth until God showed me a vision: I was taken to an alley by my collar, like a cat is picked up by its mother... by an Angel and shown tweekers (after i checked the alley .. it was the same and the pipe was there just as i saw) .. then i was lifted into the clouds and lowered into a large wide land. People were walking around but had electric skin, like lightening. Spiritual bodies. One of them touched me and the FIRE caught me. I said Jesus and was removed from HELL-STOP USING NOW!

[JosiahSCooper]

@JesusgavemeHolySpiri

You are alone. Your only a hope is a lie, created from thy.

[pleazureaddikt]

@JesusgavemeHolySpiri.....DUDE the only thing you needed was A SANDWICH AND A NAP! WOW!

[braydenbigweener]

lmao!!! this doesnt show me how to make meth!! im mad!!!!!

[sxr951]

lame

[nikolatesla08]

take your meds and find something to fuck, you have to much time on your hands

[freqazoidiac]

what's the mic your puppet friend is using? Is that a RCA tube?

[freqazoidiac]

why is everyone dissing you? I though it was bizarre, creative and different.

I was looking to find Methamphetamine videos to show my friends kids, to know what to look for, and your videos came up. I'm glad. These are refreshing in a strange sense. Are you OVER dubbing your voice? it seems that way. I know what it takes to edit, compose,produce video, so I know you spent some good time to do this. It's not a quickcapture folks! Give this man a break, he's got humour! Peace

[sublimeherb]

HAHAHAHAHA. This is a joke you fuckin retards.  Give the guy a break.

[OGWEASEL]

Yall's fucked up....I mean REALLY fucked up.

[emmet123321]

fucking asshole

[mdcombs79]

There is a CURE for Meth addiction! I have seen it with my own eyes. I personally know friends who have been addicted to Meth and other drugs. Now, as unbelievably as it seems, they are completely Freed from it. They have so much Hope in their life, so much Joy now, so much Peace that they have never experienced. I too was hooked on my addiction for years. Now I am experiencing complete freedom and hope myself. For proof of this, click on my name to see these powerful stories.

[29dymmas]

i hope you die you fat fuck

[guschamber]

idiots are taking over...

[smoovbeing]

That was pretty funny. you put more effort into this then those people who just talk in front of a camera. Only adults with EXPERIENCE will understand.

[skyarsalan]

you peice of shit

kids go on youtube

[kassidybodom]

WTF is this shit,

[source9]

... what is going on here.

[PsychoNinjaFreak]

So this is what Ron Jeremy's been doing lately.....

[darkkkonyx]

Such a fat stupid fuck!  I hate him

[toofresh757]

yall gay....

for watchin this

[tonytang2222]

not much hapening other there...wasted time....

[pookela808]

What an idiot!

[kwhyguy]

this is terrible.

[chescarino]

gay

[Seekthetruth2010]

this is like a methed out version of manger babies from king of the hill

[drgigglesdoescocaine]

lol hes kinda funny

[snowginpat]

too much time on his hands

[JuisyNH]

tweaker

[CrabShackProductions]

is that Ron Jeremy's Cousin?!?! hahahaha :D

[p6a9u1l42]

fat virgin whos not funny at all

[PrickIttwice]

lol it looks nice but thats a completly bomb for your health man your going 1-2 kgs up for this rofl