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  • This is the worst movie I ever watched!!!!

  • the fuck people its a b movie i fuckin loved it piss off

  • i came her to look what other ppl thought about this horrible movie , :every plz u can better watch a drama out of the sixties i dont know why they ever make this movie :(

  • Everyone is sain' that, but I cannot avoid it too: THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE I EVER WATCHED. I just came here to this.

  • looks cheap

  • Rented it, didn't even watch 5 minutes of it. The worst movie EVER made.

  • I was in this film and still aint seen it.

    Where can i get it from?

  • This kind of movies must have a sign saying "ATTENTION!! WATCHING THIS WILL DESTROY 90 MINS OF YOUR LIFE"

    I mean this "thing" is more a video than a movie...i didn't even understand,EVEN AFTER THE END what was the meaning and the plot of this...

  • I think it was a pretty good movie. Low budget post-apocalyptic survival horror thriller.. The trailer could be much better it doesn't say much about the picture really..

    Reminded me a lot of how I felt during my first ten hours playing fallout 3.

    cool game, cool movie, cheers

  • I never laughed so hard after watching a grown man ride a little bicycle in da forestt to hunt zombiess!! hahaha

  • I rented this movie thinking it was worth it and 2 mins through the movie, I stopped it and returned it right away!!:P

  • iam solomid

  • stout shield + vitality booster + ring of health = VANGUARD

  • Granted it will go over a great many Americans head it is a great achievement in film. Simply glorious & I couldn't take my eyes off of it...my ears were happy too. the soundtrack is brilliant. I have found it on filmsi.co.cc today.

  • This director always makes amazing movies. I'm definatly seeing this when it comes out on filmsi.co.cc, since his movies never do well box office wise. I will see it more than once, thats sure!

  • Well if you haven't seen it all you can hardly comment. I would agree that Avatar is the most visually stunning film in terms of CGI but in terms of natural cinematography, this film rules. You can get it at filmsi.co.cc from now.

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  • the bike part was hilarious , as was the rest of the movie .

  • ahahaha

    VANGUARD

    The name of item from DotA Allstars game.

    The main character is like a hero with name Troll Warlord from this game :D:D:D:D

  • this movei suck so much that i wanna see it :,D,

  • This movie started out promising enough as a really fun shitty movie. I laughed my ass off when they tried to make mute man a badass on his nerd bike but by the 2/3 it was so bad it became the 2nd movie ever we had to ff to the end. First one? Five across the eyes.

  • near 1:22:00 in the movie i laughed my ass off, he is supposed to be pinning a guy to a tree and knifing him repeatedly but instead it looks like hes masturbating onto him, i know it sounds like its not true but oh god it is, and oh god its funny. The sound effects make it, it made the movie worth it.

  • oh god, this movie.

    i think that they didn't waste even a dollar on the making of this movie.

  • I laughed so hard watching this movie. One of my favorite movies ever.

  • When will people realize you can't just throw ripped up clothing and fake blood on ANY 'actor' and make a zombie film for god sake there is some craft to this and most of these films just fail miserably

  • amateur crap xxl

  • wow just wow, now if you will excuse me i have to go to the hospital now because my eyes won't stop bleeding

  • WORST THING I HAVE DONE IN MY LIFE TO SEE THIS MOVIE

  • BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RESIDENT EVIL GET HIS ASS KICK!!

    COCK SOCKER

  • this movie was awesome for something that was low budget u cant do better 

  • I'm comin for yo boobies 1:12

  • looks kinda rerartando !

  • lola is solid snake xD in a z movie lol

  • look the guy frome the hang over :D

  • THis movie kicks ass, , its low budget, stop eating fluoride and actually pay attention to a story

  • *Scenes involving zombies and hand-axes*

    *Girl stripping*

    This movie markets itself well.

  • this movie was so bad it made me laugh 8D

  • Lol I stopped watching after 10 minutes. Soo baad.

    I imagine it would be funny if you're high/drunk. Never tried it though

  • Low budget project or what?? The only good thing was at 1:11

  • this was such a stupid movie. first he is deff, then he isnt, then Buddah comes in, then the guy and lady arrive randomley. im a fan of these types of movie, but i have seen it 5 times and still it doesnt make sense, and i understood the matrix on my first go around.

  • this is the worst movie ive ever watched... but i did laugh at the beggining when he was on a BYCICLE and the track was some hard metal hahaha

  • Haha, the main character looks like Zach Galifianakis

  • There are a lot of negative comments towards this movie. I have never seen it but i was wondering if that kinda cute girl goes topless, or does that check bounce from the spank bank?

  • @BullRonin watch it... it was one of the most funny experiences i had watching a movie.. thats how bad it is... ITS sooo bad that its a must WATCH ...

  • hahahahahahaha

  • Have the film to watch this weekend, the trailer looks interesting to me personally...and I think there should be some leeway when viewing an independent film that is very apparently done on a small budget. I'd like to see some of the critics here go out and make a film, hell a short clip that looks better. Not as easy as one might think.

    That said, I'll post my thoughts of the full film next week after viewing.

    Props for someone doing their best to see their idea made as best they could IMO

  • @Rolend44 Wow aren't you a pretentious fucking know it all? SHAD UP!

  • this film just goes to show how much film makers HATE us. this film is so shit!!!!!!

  • I cannot stop laughing. This movie is so bad.. BAD FUCKING AWFULL PIECE OF SHIT BAD!

    Its just so not worth it.....

    GOD THIS MOVIE IS BAD! BAAAAAAAAAAD!

  • yea i bought this movie on a whim like every zombie movie except this sucked so bad my brother punched me in the face for having watched it and rightfully so those of you that have seen it know. wtf a bearded mute bum on a bike with sunglasses killin zombies i gtg punch myself in the face for wasting another minute and 42 seconds on the trailer

  • Hehe its just like porn.. no meaning at all but it makes a smile on my face.

  • what is with the beard....... is he jesus? jesus goin zombie slaying?

  • trailer makes it look like s stupid F*CK movie

  • i lauged my ass off on this movie

  • PROBABLY ONE OF THE WORST FILMS EVER........i never comment on things like this but FECK ME WHAT A WASTE OF TIME AND EFFORT...ACTING SEEN MORE BETTER IN A NATIVITY PLAY OF SLOW LEARNERS,,,,,,NEVER I REPEAT NEVER WATCH, OR PURCHASE THIS. LIFE IS TOO SHORT AND PRECIOUS.

    WATCH SOME GRASS GROW INSTEAD MORE ENTERTAINING AND DRAMATIC.

  • probably the worst trailer i have ever seen.

  • no comment.......vomitevole....2 palle csi x 2 ore sconsigliato assolutamente

  • All the people that liked or loved watching this movie have have no respect towards movies and just have bad taste

  • go watch avatar you fucking faget thats real shit bro

  • This movie has no character its just some guys killing.

    Theres no meaning to the film like is there a cure and the guy has to kill people to get it or something like that. This movie is just a Waste of moneythat could have bin spent on something like a sci-fi or something like that.

  • film di merda!!!! Badddddddddddddddddddddd

  • a me piacciono gli orror, ne vale la pena o e` una cagata mondiale?

  • @asuspiero guarda.... non esagero... è il film + brutto ke ho mai visto, considera ke pure a me piacciono gli horror o triller ma questo fa pena proprio. L'abbiamo affittato con i miei amici e lo abbiamo levato a nemmeno metà film perkè nn ce la facevamo +. Te ne posso consigliare altri ke vale la pena di vedere se vuoi ;) se ti piace questo genere tipo zombie o mostri vari :D

  • shit!!!! they did this movie with the ass!!,damn!!!

  • this movie, is the best out of all the "splatter after civilization" movies that exist!!!!!hehehe....you people are some fucked up ignorants for whining about the actors and shit. fuck you hollywood suckers!! ...

  • فيلم لا يستحق المشاهدة ... البطل الرئيسي يشبه شارل مانسون القاتل المتسلسل والقصة بدون معنى والتمثيل ركيك

  • I did not understand this movie, the main idea is good but ... the realisation and the acting and scenario are very disappointing

    and the savages are less savage then the main personage... the psychopath egocentric guy... I hate him really ..

  • Wow This movie is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen!!! the actors are fuckin rediculous, the dialog is shit and a lot of it makes absolutly no sence, dont waste ur time seeing this crap

  • @convoycr yea i no dude this movie is the worst movie i've seen in my entire life. i saw it yesturday and i fuckin fell asleep

  • sucks

  • This movie is... I don't know... BAD... but not horrible... I give this movie a low 2 out of 5. The actors are okay at best, the special effects weren't special at many times, the pot kind of sucks, zombies walk like gorillas & act like vampires, I don't like the main character, & the end sucks ass. It is a low rental.

  • good comment ,tnx

  • your welcome.

  • HAhahaha even the trailer looks bad xD

  • This movie is shit,, even the actors are ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  • i'm gonna watch this on netflix for a laugh lmao

  • POSSIBLY THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE. but what can u expect from a movie that looks like its been made in a highschool media class

  • This looks like crap.

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  • DAMM This worst shit i have ever seen in my life look at 1:15 they cant see when they making the movie this guy is killing with the other side of the axe lol nabs ^^

  • its made to be like it.

  • we watch it and we laugth all the movie long its so bad crappppp

  • this movie isn't even worth to rate.. it's to bad. and it's dumb.  better to not make a movie then.

  • The ugliest and senselessest movie I have ever seen in my own life.

  • I'm watching this movie now and my god it SUCKS. The camera work is shit, the outfits look tacky and budget and the story is just...CRAP!

  • i believe you, it looks horrible

  • I love this scen :D:D 01:25 so fun n nice :D

  • So einen beschissenen Pennerfilm hab ich noch nie gesehen. Wirklich der letzte Dreck !!!

  • It is absolutly a good movie, the first 40 minutes are perfect, the soundtrack is awsome,

  • So bad this movie made me cry.

  • @DrKillinSpillin you mean bad as good or bad as I wanna my money back.

  • @OutlawzAKA As in, I want to kill the shit out of this movie. It sucks so bad.

  • @DrKillinSpillin

    Say no more, you gonna make me cry now. This kinda movie are type you get paid for watched, not other way around. And absolutely no way in hell I will watch this 4free, is waste of good time.

  • @DrKillinSpillin and laugh

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  • hehe nice beard

  • The movie wasn't as cool as I thought but not as bad as many here make it out to be. Though I like a lot of movies for what they are.

  • the movie sucked ass.... it was so bad you cant imagin :P

  • I+m watching right now. and im LMFAO!!!!!! The scenes suck more than a whore! THe worst part ive seen yet is when the survivor runs up to a tree and kneels down as if he is hiding then this "zombie" jumps and lands right next to him. Its fucking hilarious! The way the zombies act like gorillas and hits each other on the back is so funny!

  • it sucks trust me

  • A friend just saw this film and said it was a bit crap, but trailer looks interesting so will check it out! . This trailer looks awesome check it out! . thedead-movie official trailer

  • The main actor is a vilager :)

  • Whoever thinks this movie is worth watch must be some sort of a Psycho!

    IMDB website gave it a rating of 3.8 out of 10

  • I watch it for teh lolz

  • No problem m8=) it realy was a CRAP movie...

  • this movie looks horrible. period.

  • shut up guys it's supposed to look stupid its a comedy god why cant people get that

  • Me and a friend watched this and thought about that to... but the sad truth is that it isn't a comedy. Even though you have a couple of unvoluntairly laughs this is not worth spending 1h and 30 m of your life on. That's my opinion at least...

  • your mom isn't worth spending 1h 30m on,

  • you spend your 3 hours fucking your mother and lickin her shitty asshole. :P hehehe...

  • just saw this movie... and it was the crapyest movie ever. waste of money and time...

  • stare at the blood at 00:30 it looks really real

  • omg it looks like crap xD

  • no i mean 0:40

  • WOW 1:40

  • What in all great pieces of shit?

    oh god! this movie looks cornier than the last dump i took!

  • sucky movie?

  • hahahahahahahahaha lol did they spend more than 20 bucks on this movie?? don't think so :D

  • It's not american it's a Brit movie indie movie. Much better than I am Legend.

  • hate his beard lol xD

  • The Trailer really speaks for itself....It clearly says Low Budget movie... With bad actors...:S The only thing that actually made me wanna watch this movie was the Girl that was undressing! But...Thats not enough..

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  • This movie is lousy. I went to the IMDB to read up on it before watching it and somone (who probably stood to gain from it) claimed it was the best movie he/she had ever seen; even better than I Am Legend! Can you believe that??? I'm glad youtube had the trailer and now I know how lousy it is!!!

  • wait this is actually a movie?

    lol i thought it was a joke

  • I was as shocked as you. I'm even more shocked at those trying to defend it. Budget is not the problem, the acting is. The actors make NO EFFORT to make the movie believable in any way WHATSOEVER

  • huh this is almost like i am legend..

    they copied omg!!!

  • OMG!  I Am Legend is a poor ripoff of a good book.

  • This film makes I am legend and Omega Man look like teletubbies.

    Very powerful film. A Brit Mad Max you might say.

  • I bought this from tesco because the dvd case looked pretty good. This is by far 1 of the worst films i have ever seen in my entire life. the guy who created this should b shot. Give me a job instead, i could come up with something better in 1 minute. if u havnt seen this film , DO NOT BUY IT!

  • LMFAO wtf is he doing riding his bike at that point

  • i almost feel asleep during this, i wonder would the real film do to me, put me in a coma?

  • I thought the movie was a bit slow. I also reminded me of 70's/80's low budget horror, which is not bad. I liked REC, FIDO and Black Sheep much more that this. But I will give it credit for breaking some new ground by not spending 1 billion dollars to produce a watchable movie. Not everything needs to have a huge budget to be good. Watchable but a little off the mark and a little slow. Not saying I could have done better but I expected more for the cover and description.

  • Just got this movie as a xmas gift, and having just finished watching it, i fail to see why its getting such a bad rap below. For a budget movie, it has an interesting plot and good pacing. The only way i can describe the feeling it left me with was 'independant cinema meets late 70s/early 80s BBC tv drama' Two thumbs up from me for a fresh alternative to the now incresing number of stereotypical zombie movies hitting our screens. Recommended. :)

  • hehehe 1:13- south park

  • lol.....

  • wow what a boring trailer...

  • Damn!! This movie is soooo Bad. Damn!!!

  • it has an evil dead budget, but it's a pretty cool movie. makes you think.

  • Ohhhhhh no. You did NOT just compare Evil Dead to The Vanguard. This movie is no where close to Evil Dead, low budget or not.

  • actually i just compared budgets. i agree,

    aside from that, there's hardly comparison.

  • it's the worst movie of the decade

  • I beg to differ.. 'Zombie Diaries' filled that title, along with 'Worst movie ever' LOL XD

  • low buget anyone?

  • this movie was boring as hell!

  • 1:33 was the funniest part in the whole movie XD the rest was boring !!!!!.... Don't watch this...

  • The movie begins very well, but the script gets confuse and boring you to death in the end...

    The main character Max is like the The Last Stand 2 survivor, he is pure cool! Worth the watch, you don't see characters like him today.

    If only he was in the film, it will be better than I Am Legend!

  • 1:33 lol

  • aiurea :|

  • what a fuck! what a fuck was that! :D

  • braaaaaaaaaaains !!!!!!!!!! nice !

  • crap,crappy,crap

  • i was naked while I watched this video! A

  • Oh my..

    Its the clone of Chuck Norris!!

  • looks lame to me

  • garbage

  • this for real?

  • LMAO at 1:29

    looks cheesy but a good laugh, none the less.

  • Ordered the \dvd and going to see in couple of weeks at the GoreZone Fest in London-

    Looks like a fun film- Hope it's gorier than the trailer!!

    Support Indie film!!

  • be kind my dad made this movie wit little budget

  • What a fucking waste of time. its the worst movie ever.

  • c grade b/s. looks like its made by a bunch of 6th form highscool kids

  • @rebelredeyedjedi777 : yeah im sure you are zombie #69...

  • This is sutch a stupid fucking movie!!!

  • This is a bit like resident evil

  • Big laughs r on the way

  • why does the main dude look like super tramp lol

  • My friend from school is an extra in this film.

  • Anchor Bay's website makes this one sound really good, but honestly, the trailer makes it look kinda weak and zero budget to me.

  • This looks a very good film

  • lets hope its not another scifi channel turd

  • when can we expect this to be out?

  • IM IN IT. IM IN IT.

  • Your innit?Acting??