Mother's Day Story

[MrsScrumpadoochous]

When I was three, I was sitting in my moms lap I was bobbling my head back and forth. My eyebrow collided with her teeth and she bit down, so now I have a scar in my eyebrow. Everyone thinks I shaved it weird....

[cotyghero]

eh i dont like mothers day anymore

[bimbo99]

I wish you were my mom!

[Blackura67]

@bimbo99 hell yeah!!

[FlowingGeisha]

I was sent to my room to have dinner up there. You're in your thirties and it's still Mother's Day.

[kirbyfan000]

Aww, ur so sweet :D

For me, my mom just slaps me. :P

But she was tired and it was only the first question I gave her.

Don't think I'm that annoying

x_x

[gre2g]

when I annoyed my mom by asking what was for dessert She used to say ---close your eyes ---What do you see?--

Nothing ?--- that's what we're having for dessert

[tiny4204201]

my ma used firecrackers to get me up for school once.lol

[hanlovexx]

All*

[hanlovexx]

haha, once i when i was playing my hand animals, where the middle finger is the head, i pointed it right at my brother once, and he said.. "HANNAH! Do you know what that means?! It means You are a F***ing idiot!" So i was young, and i had NO idea what it meant, so I said "You are a F***ing idiot!" My brother ran and told my mom EXACTLY what i had said to him infront of LAL my relatives! She washed both of our mouths out with soap.

[bunnspecial]

When I was in 3rd or 4th grade I shared with my mother some of the new words I had learned from the other kids at school. She then washed my mouth out with a bar of soap.

[SenbonzakuraK]

lol my mom set me on fire hehe ^ ^ i blow up that cat though so i guess i deserved it.

(dont play with fireworks around small animals)

[JoshVanAlstine]

I cant say Ive gotten a "punishment" per se that fits the bill. I have however gotten an odd treament for repeating the same word again and again. I had this strange time when I would say "really" over and over. Her response was to get ahold of my neck from behind. I would automaticaly cringe and use my shoulders to sort of lock her hands between them and the back of my neck. It didnt tickle, but I had that feeling mentaly like it was going to. I learned my lesson after a month or so.

[Rayzdays]

Everyday iz A Mothers Day

Nice Story Tho = )

[samkanwal]

plar is not present due to this no vidio seen

[trulyjess]

LOL that's hilarious!! How COULD you not remember it haha

[wholforen]

lol! my mom poured honey on me to wake me up once on a Saturday morning.

[EdElisea]

I hope you weren't too bothered by the ending. She was a heavy smoker and stubbornly resisted anyones attempt to persuade her not to smoke. She ended up dying of cancer. Anyway, take care of yourself. Thanks for the comment.

[unfamouschris]

That does sound absolutely traumatizing. At least it wasn't in public. lol. My mom just sticks to telling embarrassing stories about me exclaiming I wanted to be a gas station attendant at age 8.

[TheIndecisiveColor]

My lips turn up at the corner of my mouth, so it looks like I am always smiling. One day my mother was yelling at me for something I cannot remember, and she decided I was smirking at her. I was probably 5 years old at the time, I didn't even know what smirking meant! She ended up spanking me with a wooden spoon. Ouchhh.

Another time, I slapped my brother, so she turned to me and slapped me across my face. Ouchh again.

Violence isn't golden.

[yojimbo30]

Milk makes a body grow!!

[slaQ83]

can you say 'interpunction' ? thanks...

[Tykael]

The most traumatizing punishment my mom gave me was when she slammed me into a fridge and sat on my body, I forget why though, looking back at it I sometimes laugh but dunno why either, guess I'm just a freak like that sometimes =_=

[smokingmonkeyvideos]

I guess my mom is one of the rare moms in the world who doesn't care about mothers day or any occasion at all as when I used to get her gifts before she always got pissed at me and hated when I spent money on here and paid me back for the gift I got her by throwing the money at me. So, to this very day I don't get her anything anymore as long as I come and visit her that is all she wants

[kylerrhodes]

threw a plate at me on christmas

[kaidians]

but we laugh about it, so I'm good!!

[kaidians]

this isn't funny, but one time I guess I had an attitude and she threatened me with a knife, and like I remind her all the time and she denys it, and also when I was like 8 I was late to a soccer game and I it was bothering her so she had this hanger in her hand and she threw it at the ground to get me attention, then it popped back up and hit me square in the forehead and I started bleeding profusely. Oh how I love my mother!!!

[ranger7theseries]

She used to chase my dad around with the wip cream can when she was mad at him. Became a huge family wip cream fight by the end! Oh, you hair cut looks great! ;)

[nick8638]

1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 1 video, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what

[EdElisea]

The worst I can recall my mom doing something to me was when she locked me out of the house for being late for supper. Later, as we were having a discussion about it, she grabbed my upper arms and dug her long nails into them. I don't think she meant to, but I pulled away and broke several of her nails. She usually paid no mind to me. She was much stricter with my sisters. She passed away in 2005. : (

[BillyBughead]

You are so lucky. You got off easy. She could have poured a box of Rice Krispies in your hair first, THEN added the milk...

[ihearnoise]

your annoying me now!

[lobomeanswolf]

when I was little my mom once bought me a danish at the store but then threw it on the ground and stomped on when we got home

[narutonamizake]

one time i was playing my n64 and my mom jus came up, picked it up and threw it out a window 3 years later she did the same thing again to my ps1. wow this brings me bak

[lebronn12]

ur hot

[Mage12477]

o ya ill defintly give u a mothers day gift how about sex..

[1979bastardo]

Yeah my mom used to break out the plastic hot wheelz track and go indy 500 on our asses!!!

[Rayzdays]

Everyday iz A Mothersday

[CharlotteSpeaks]

Once my mom ordered me a strawberry ice cream cone instead of chocolate so I cried and my mom shoved it in my face, True story :)

[IrishGodThe4th]

hey jill wanna meet up!

lets get chicken!

[stude1953]

Someday you will have a beautiful child Jill and you can pass on the tradition of  pouring milk on it's head! lol

[hannahbeeandme]

I was like 6 or 7 and I was at my grandma's house and out of nowhere she picked up this egg and smashed it right on top of my head. I started crying and it ended up that it was a confetti egg. That was cruel.

[riverjustin]

milk covered jill, is that like a yogurt covered raisin :/ great story!! i will have to get my mom to do a vid

[Dave256onYT]

Great Mother's Day Video!!! Hope you and your mom are having a fantastic day. :-)

[LuvmyPinkflipflops93]

happy mothers day!!!

milk?!?!? lol

[chadWINS]

Nope. Well, there was one time in 4th grade (maybe 3rd) where I was outside playing when the Dr. told me I couldn't play outside ( I was sick and it was cold outside). But I lied to my teachers and played outside anyway. It was the recess before the bell for school to end, so cars were already lined up to pick up their kids. I am guessing my mom saw me playing outside (her car and me was probably 40 yards away) so she got out of her car and grabbed me and started yelling. yeah, that was fun

[Sledge327]

Does this mean you have never used "cream rinse".  I

nspiring mothers day video Jill.

[primus567]

My step sister and I both faked being sick one morning so we wouldn't have to go to school years ago when we were about 10. My mom knew we weren't sick, but she went along with it and made us some chicken noodle soup. Right before she served it, she took all the noodles and chicken OUT so we wouldn't throw up..  So we were stuck with chicken broth basically. She's sneaky.

[Tiredofcrap]

xoxo

[DarkFreedomVamp4]

My Mom was talking on the Phone one day when I was 6. I kept yelling "MOMMY I WANT EGGS NOW!!!!"

I kept yelling non-stop for an hour! She got so mad that she threw an egg at me! It hit me Smack in the Face!

[rebostorm19]

bitch, milk aint fuck lol i pissed ma mum soo much, she smacked the shit out of me with a wooden spoon. she smacked so hard, part of the spoon broke off. Motherfucker! till date she still keeps that spoon around! Once. she even encased that shit!

[xSHADOWxCHILDx]

not to sounds like an asshole, but is your mom mexican? becuase that sounds familiar.

[fatdaddyb28]

My mama gave me milk too LOL

[ItalianStallionette]

hahaha....... Milk is an interesting choice. I love your tat....

[PTKilowatt]

Ah yes, the wooden spoon is familiar, so is the belt...

However my parents soon got creative and essentially made me do community service every time I got into trouble lol.

[SEANxLONG]

Tell your Mom Happy Mother's Day for Me Jill! YOU ROCK!

[cubbie2o2o]

When I was little and when I would got into trouble, my parents used to give me the option to get a woopin or be grounded for 3 days. I used to hate to not see my friends everyday so I chose the woopin. It was a great way to show me tough love and lessons and for that I love them very much. Thx mom and dad... RIP dad

[bluwooforme]

my dearest mother use to torture me by disembowelment. first she would cut out my heart, then she would remove my liver and this would lead to my untimely death.happy mothers day mum.

[RayWilliamJohnson]

I like your mom. =-)

[XrotarebiL]

My mother put hot english mustard on my tongue for swearing once.

Oh and at least two wooden spoons were broken on my backside.

But the belt hanging in the laundry was the ultimate threat.

[Palltube]

Wooden spoons?! In my experience, that could be concieved as unusually kinky...

Mum used to pin me down and pour vinegar over my face when I was 7. When I was younger still, she would use the Troublesome Trucks from 'Thomas the Tankengine' as threats... Wierd... :S

[XrotarebiL]

What I think is weird (and most unsettling) is when mothers threated to leave their children in the store, so they are forced to run, etc.

Pick the kid up and put them in the stroller for f*ck's sake.

Another one is when a kid is screaming his lungs out and the mother is oblivious to it. Stop and ask your kid what's wrong and listen for the answer. They will tell you.

[JXintheZ]

Happy Mothers Day!

[Domingo0022]

Well, when I got in trouble, she made me eat Wasabe whole. That's when I was 12.

[MichaelERutherford]

I've been so confused lol. I live in Scotland and our Mother's day was a couple of months ago. Wonder why you guys have it on a different day?

Happy Mothers' Day Everyone!

[Vivi1790]

lol! milk?!!? wow! hope u spend a great mother's day with ur mom! ^_^

[hugozoom]

did you dislike milk or milk products afterwards?

[AccountantX]

mama gobo I want some milk from you

[thwipp]

mama gobo should've poured milk on your head when you became a cyber hooker.

[Sillybillydilly]

Is your mother as hot as you are?

[tommylane]

Good story. My mother was annoyed with me when I was about 10. She threw a baby shoe at me. I ducked and it hit my sister in the eye. She blamed me for ducking. haha.

We still laugh about it every now and then.

[boobtubious]

I had my mouth washed out with soap when I said something naughty. Tastes disgusting!

[natepayne2007]

i just had to say jill i think you looked the best i have ever seen you in this video.

[thepearlissandy]

cute video - HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL - MOM's ROcks

[infinidem]

Your funny story just created a new association I'm going to have with milk whenever I see it. I may need to bring you to therapy to prove that you're not a product of my imagination. Nonetheless, a great mother's day vid, and your hair looks beautiful!

[19Becka]

Haha, awesome!

[xSamanthaNicole]

lol too funny Jill, your mom is awesome! Happy Mother's day too her!! :)

[daytonafuntim]

bless ur mother's heart!

question though. where do u get that music?! I hear that thing EVERYWHERE!! Where can I get it?!

[xgobobeanx]

its from imovie!!! :)

[ifwere1021]

LOL poured milk on you... that's freakin' awesome. Too bad there's no video, that could probably make some money on AFV or something.

[LivingiPod]

aww!

[jryan9307]

wow lol. that's somewhat funny, sorry for saying so! love the new hair.

my parents usually forced me to eat foods that i didn't like lol. and i hated it.

[justmks]

I'd like to give your mom some abnormal punishment, if you know what I mean.

[MAVETISSIAN]

Happy mothers day to all the mothers ))

[RBVineyard]

well i was playing some music she didnt like so u think that she would take away the CD but she threw the radio into my wall

[JIM2579]

Well e and my mother are pretty close, and she has never done anything abnormal to me now my father is a different story.

[rbermea]

My mom and I have a love-hate relationship for 23 years and me and her most times get along. I remember back in 2003, I gave my mom a watch and a necklace with her birthstone on it and she loved it. But I still love my mom. It's just sometimes, she can be a you know what. It's the "c" word. And by the "c" word, I mean cunt. She is just mean and sometimes she goes cuckoo for no typical reason. But, Jill. I wish you could become a mom for whenever you and your boyfriend get married and have kids.

[workinggoats]

wen im really bad my mom makes me read a really boring book then gives me a thorogh test on it. (shes a college professor)

[suzyisbeautiful]

aw your a blondie! i love it! : )

the milk thing is very random hahaha!

i cant think of any strange punishments :'[

[jdfox1]

Good video.

[2goinggreen]

Milk on the head!?!?! That's a new one lol. Happy Mother's Day to all you beautiful women :)

[PDXvlog]

Mom just yells at me - and then pays my rent and tuition and board and gas without me knowing. She's like the Batmna of mothers. =)

-JP

[trafficdreamer]

HAPPY Mother's Day!

[andhisband]

That was sweet, Jill.

[barrydope]

My Mother died when I was 20. Mother's day sucks for me.

[SweetxBerryxRachel]

aww, great vid!

love the new hair color, looks amazing!

[vclamp]

(((Jill))) so when I hug you, I should lick your hair too right? ;-)

Have a great weekend!

[imanstevebaby]

...lady, what happened to me at the hands of my mother before i was 12...you don't want to know...

....i did learn not all people are like that...

...happy mommy day to all...peace...

[justadragonmonster]

what did she do

[famousony0utube]

cutie head

[teamsharkie]

hahah I love it. I can just imagine you standing there with milk dripping down your face.

Great video. 5 stars.

[kinglonewolf104]

Hmm... I can't think of any interesting stories about me and my mum, but I do recall that my gran used to make scones when I was little and I was allowed to lick the bowl (used to make the dough) clean. It was delicious... and so were the scones :)

&eB

[teddybli]

i once play a prank on my mom on April fools day and ever sense that one prank every 1st of the month she comes in my room and pours ice cold water on me . but it's ok cause i shall have my revenge *evil laugh*

[sosaut]

I've seen some of your pics Jill... the things you do to your hair 8^/ Nothing wrong with a little milk, rather tame actually. Unless, after pouring milk on you , she made you eat dry cereal. Now that would be traumatic.

That was a sweet vid Jill, makes me happy that you love your Mom

[jdjdbig]

Well, this probably explains why you only drink soy milk and rice dream now!

[Brento44]

I had hot soup "spilled" on my head by "accident" by my mom. I think she did it on purpose...

[ETBRAIN]

Hi Jill, got no mum's stories to share, 'cause I did not knew my own (You know, aliens don't have mothers like everybody else) but I wanna say I liked the vid , simple straighforward and openhearted. I wish a very happy Mothers Day to your mamma, and a lovely wekend to you! Cheers!

By the way, how's the Pink Fiesta?

ET.

[mrrandy1]

Did I see a tear in your eye Jill? Very nice. Your dad is pretty cool also. Miss his videos.

[ahp109]

lmao your moms awesome. i would so do that to my kids. i have an old school dominican mom so she would whack me with whatever was near. lol

[WHATTHEBUCKSHOW]

Happy Mothers Day!

I love Milk!

[jjcheer95]

MOTHERS DAY FTW!

[macfanleapord]

Your hot.

[DontCryPussy]

lollll

[Bucknik]

So... what did you do to deserve milk poured on your head?

[princessshortie29]

yup all the time its the reason im socially crippled and mentally unstable. God i love my mom.

[CoollidiaBanghra]

awesome video:) you rock Jill:D

[dangledog]

Happy Mothers Day to all the ladies!

[smashbro1999]

Hi, Jill! I can't remember any stories about me and my mother, but I thought yours was very nice. Thanks for sharing! ;)

-Jamal

[JoeFielding72]

That is awesome. Your mom gave you the milk bath of love. She was making Shir you had milk. Just not serial.lol You are so awesome Hun. Moms are the best. I am sending you Big hugs and tons of kisses for your cheeks. Happy Mothers Day to all the moms of the world. With out you we would not be hear. God bless you and your family.

[THAHITMAN509]

Take care! good video.

[RandomRashum]

Mothers day rocks! (so does this vid!)

[37474748]

hey Jill appears im both the first to rate and comment...

take care girl...