Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"

[jballen90]

I feel ashamed to live an entire state away from you.

[Udany147]

Apparently the trolls that got Chris to make this video instructed him to SUBTLY insert the word "wristwatch" in it a few times, so they could hear what it sounded like.

This is Chris being subtle.

[NintendanGX]

you don't deserve a 3DS

[Sexxgoddess94]

FAKE!!! Rofl

[smartarse001]

Where's the new instalments of Sonichu, you assburgering-fuckstain-gone-wr­ong?

[superfawful65]

@smartarse001 I don't think we'll see anymore Sonichu, what with Bob dying, the GAMe PLACe incident, the current financial situation and Chris being a lazy fuck.

[aeestela]

what's wrong with the cwcki?

[korynnleefx]

WRIST WRIST UH SUH DUH WRIST WRIST UH SUH DUH WRIST WRIST

[BrandyIsABilly]

FUCK! LOOK AT THAT BIG FAT ARM!!!

[sexhaie]

it's a little depressing to know while bob was dying, chris was far too busy doing this than worry about his own father who had to put up with his retarded ass for nearly 30 years and asked for nothing in return.

[DaYoungestCritic]

i like how shitty that song was, btw i know where u live and your phone # thanks to the cwcki!

[JefteNintendoNerd]

Why does he have stickers all over his 3DS? What the fuck, is he like 5 or something? Geez...

[ytimg62]

He has a My Little Pony sticker on his 3DS.

[TheCrackerSoup]

...great. You pissed on another fandom. I wondered and now I know you joined Cesear's Legion.

[CyberMcRock]

They let the fecking fecker get a fecking 3DS!!?

[OminousLatinUsername]

Turns out the wristwatches were counting down for Bob, not Thorg.

[tmanuel44]

@OminousLatinUsername Ouch, too soon bro. LOL

[XxPromisesBrokenxX]

@superfawful64 Huh, I actually didn't know that. I thought that was just a joke of sorts. Lol.

[TheGrungeGamer]

Why am I reminded of Brak singing something like this from Cartoon Planet?

[XxPromisesBrokenxX]

@superfawful64 His dad died. R.I.P Bob the lumberjack. He was the best internet-cutter out there.

Anywho, I don't have any idea what his and snorlax's plan is now, but if Snorlax goes, he is royally fucked.

[kirbyfan4]

wait...what? i don't get it



[ryanwashere21]

I dont feel sorry for him

[Gg66dolphin]

i wonder what part of this video made Thorg quit trolling

[ryanwashere21]

I feel sorry for him

[Popanator2010]

Hey, Chrissy? I want what you are on!

[1337masternazi]

Cool do you shove watches up your ass too?

[trollforlulzben2009]

It's a "The Watchmen" joke. My god.

[GaM3RB0X]

I kinda feel sorry for the guys... but he don't do anything to help himself...XD

[n2existance]

He is obsessed with his wrist.

I wonder why.

[szovas]

Roughly a minute in: "WRIST.. *GASP*.. WRISTWATCHES *WHEEZE*... ISAIDA WRISTWATCHES *PANT*..."

[Loller65]

Hey Chris, I'm digging the Pip-Boy style set up you've got going with your 3DS. It's pretty ballin'.

[JohnMooreification]

@Loller65 Pip-Manchild 3000!

[AydenDGK]

break ur face den take ur wristwatches

[TriggaJackson]

This'll be on the next Lil' Wayne mixtape. When Birdman gets him a new watch.

[cdbutler1204]

Is there supposed to be some sort of secret code in this video that most of us are oblivious to?

[DrGonzoPrototype]

not WRISTWATCHES its CHRISWATCHES hes a troll idiots.

[asukafan133]

wristwatch AKA chris chan Pussy deflector

[moonlight8609]

Wristwatch Fetish?

[manhackmatt]

has anyone ever thought of attaching an iphone or a psp to your wrist like a pipboy? Because that would be pretty awesome

[anotherguttersnipe2]

@manhackmatt Those are the sort of ideas you come up with when you've been so far as decided to use want to look more like.

[untunedguitar45]

Is this supposed to be a reference to some 80's commercials about wrist watches?

[GeneStarwind09]

Ass-ass-ass... ASS BURGERS!

[SuperPsychonautic]

I'm so confused.

[Szgerle]

Vault Ruckersville ghoul.

[iDukeByrne]

does he have a 3ds mounted on his wrist?

[jballen90]

@iDukeByrne for the WRISTWATCHES.

[SCRulerShinoda]

The news implies no injuries or fatalities. He is probably prancing around his room in a miniskirt putting his toys back on the shelves right now.

[jballen90]

DIE

DIE

DIE

DIE.

Please tell me you're dead.

[SirRobertDole2]

Chris! I'm sooo sorry about the earthquake!! Are U OK??

don't tell anyone, but I think the trolls might be behind it. I read about this Earthquake machine u could make (look 4 tesla's oscillator on wikipedia)

I think the TROLLS made that machine and used it AGAINST U!!!1

[superfawful65]

@SirRobertDole2 Sir, I think Chris can come up with ridiculous conclusions about things that are completely normal on his own.

[Letsplaytopicssuck]

Chris' 3DS watch is the stuff Steve Jobs has nightmares about.

[AngryAnusMcFee]

We must know if your still alive Chris.

[IAmSuchANerdLol]

I guess his time is up.

[DracoRincewind]

I just heard that Charlottesville was the epicenter of the earthquake today. Are you still with us Chris? A video letting us know how you fared would be appreciated.

[hove1968]

It is being announced that parts of Ruckersville VA have sustained heavy damage due to the earthquake; reports coming in that a naked, obese man has been dragged from the wreckage of a house, furiously masturbating and rambling incoherently

[AbdulScissorHands]

goodnight sweet prince...

[MeReTodd]

I think Chris perished in the earthquake out in Virginia.

[Nomad9]

Chris this doesn't even make sense god I hope you die a slow and painful death ERGH I HATE YOU SO MUCH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Kaweebo]

...

Mkay.

[pilebomber]

So are you alive?

[speeps84]

RIP chris chan

[ClydeC000]

its official, chris died in the earthquakes. rip.

[MrSexyRoland]

chris i hope the earthquake didn't get you :( please stay safe and let your fans know you're not hurt

[mrbob091]

Blackmail is in the tags

[K3inMitl3id]

How was the earthquake, Chris? You were about 25 miles away from it.

[whetlands]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[SoopySnoopy]

Chris, I'm gonna ask you nicely, as a loyal fan of your's. Are you going to continue the sonichu series? Or are you gonna be a lazy fuck and discontinue it, and just live a pointless life as a vblogger, that everyone hates?

[Simpsonsfan1011]

Is it just me but does Chris have a pic of sailormoon that he masturbates to (:0

[captainghey]

JULAY!

[JonoScarbridge]

best music video ever

[OminousLatinUsername]

Chris, it's been a few days. We need an update, buddy. Are you alright?

[CrimeComunismFagotry]

Seriously, you came back from an eight month hiaitus to post This?

Don't you have any more spunk left that you could be drinking instead?

[Lippy802]

Chris...I'm ashamed to know you right now...

[iyasaekki]

risswoches.

[OSVahn]

BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY WRIST WATCHES

[GoblinsnHobbits]

Can we put this thing in the gas chamber before it causes more damage to mankind?

[36dopman]

@GoblinsnHobbits No we need to presereve him he makes our lives feel just a bit better

[timitheus]

He appears harmless enough. But in truth, he's one bad day away from turning into a groper, or even worse. He's sick, and he needs to be chained like an animal and locked in a shed with cameras and electric shocks. However, I don't think he needs to be put down; at least not yet!

[Soooooooooooonicable]

Open this video in three tabs. Let the madness take you.

[thecrispt3r4t0r]

@mysteriousanimatorx Better submit those videos to Virginia Mental Institute then, if there is one. Look for one on Google.

[Cab0cl0]

Could somebody sue his parents for neglect, or make a formal denounce?

[IAmSuchANerdLol]

Chris, I'll go out with you. I'm a boyfriend-free girl, but you must do one thing for me. Please go outside on a Sunday morning to the yard of your local church with ONLY a very short t-shirt (I must be able to see your belly button) and a set of HUGGIES Pull-up Training Pants as your attire. After you achieve those requirements, go right outside the entrance of the church's main door, and sit down in a dog-like position. Once that is complete, begin to howl at the sun. I find this very sexy.

[ThatLankyBastard]

@Ozker1313 Seconded... Auto-tune is needed here...

[Ozker1313]

Somebody remix this.

[themisanthropex]

What?

[TriggaJackson]

Wrist wrist wri-wri-wri-wri wrist watches are the new Sonichu Medalion.

[DrHerccoel]

Is that a wrist attachment for the DS? My god its like a really gay pip boy.

[VladimirVasier]

No, the power of his wrist watches have managed to cause me, Vladimir Vasier, to collapse to the floor and suffer extreme heart burn. If it did this to me, then can you fathom the agonizing pain that Jeremy is suffering at this moment? Please Chris, don't make any more of these videos, I'll do anything, I'll even get you a date with a voluptuous boyfriend-free-girl named Veronica that I was saving for myself!

[BruceTurbo25x365]

I'm going to need a dubstep remix by tomorrow.

[ParakoopaPete]

@BruceTurbo25x365 Great, make a shitty song even shittier.

[CatsyORulez]

@BruceTurbo25x365 lol, post a link if it happens ^^

[TheFinalFantastic]

I would say Chris has lost his mind, but he didn't have one to begin with.

[XxPromisesBrokenxX]

This is like a bad acid trip...Chris-chans voice and a bunch of clocks....

[NORSKULV]

What the fuck did I just watch? Please, erase my memory, DO SOMETHING!

[permexOQ]

This marks the debut of The 3DS of Fail.

Gee, I wonder how he bought that....you're welcome, Chris. I didn't get a summer job for nothing.

[furryhater4life]

@permexOQ Your tax dollars at work.

[KiraShikaku]

At 1st I'm like "what... the fucking hell... does this mean?"

I think I got it.... Thorg is running out of time right? The deadline?

[Tiosh]

@KiraShikaku

That makes sense actually. Problem is Chris already uploaded the Thorg video revealing all.

[jakevader93]

@KiraShikaku Do you really think that Chris Chan will be smart enough to remember?

[InuSama95]

@jakevader93 When has Chris ever been able to just let something go?

[jakevader93]

@InuSama95 touche

[J4pseye]

I said the Chris Chris, I said the Chris Chris, I said the Chris Chris, I said the Chris Chris...CHRISWATCHING.

[PopaRocks]

This catchy ass single is gonna be stuck in my head all fucking day.

[FPSLink55]

Hey. Hey Chris. Hey. Hey Chris.

...

Go kill yourself, faggot.

[WinAFreeAppleIPod]

Can we file a class action suit for an SSI refund?  This isn't paying for itself anymore. Everyone wants the pants-shitting nerdy closet case back, not this cultural trainwreck.

[sexhaie]

chirs proving he doesn't know how to properly spend tax payers money.

[JohncenaThe321]

Does he got problems! O_o This guy needs to restart and try to change his life! At least try to change your life Chris! First off: Fix you're hair and face! It's disgusting! 2: Don't be such a nerd and stop being a little kid and do something what men do all the time; Drink, Sports, Fuck bitches! And finally: Stop being such a transsexual fuck! Please close this account and restart you're YouTube reputation including your life reputation!!!

[furryhater4life]

@JohncenaThe321 You should know talking or trying to help chris is just useless. He wont even listen...Go ahead and post any messages to him, He wont read them. And I've been hearing he's deleting comments that dont praise him.

[JohncenaThe321]

@furryhater4life Oh ok I'm new to his channel so I didn't knew *.*

[HoundShock]

The power of meth

[Echnadin]

And Thorg abandoned trolling because Chris blackmailed him with Butthurt Dweller pics and wristwatches... Great.

[CodyStation3]

I like the part where he said "wrist watches."

[ReGZeta]

I'm gonna guess a joke stolen from Family Guy, as with many other "jokes" he's taken from the show.

[onoratodanny]

The CWCki would like to announce the official resignation of Thorg, who has been with us since 2009. We wish him the best in his retirement from trolling.

CWCki's quote of the now.

[hypermetalsonic]

This vid gave me autism

[YouPeopleAreHorrible]

Wrist = masturbate

Watches = time

Masturbation time.

Too easy, Chris. Try harder.

[8x13Wolf]

I liked the part with the wristwatches.

[megadeth425]

Is there some kind of joke or reference here I'm not getting?

[smkd101]

He was gone for 8 months and this is the best material he has? What the hell was he doing all that time?!

[NewIndustrialAnarchi]

@smkd101 Most likely taking a load off and drinking "navy"-fanta cocktails.

[MetroidJunkie2007]

@smkd101 Jerking it to hardcore wristwatch on wallclock action, duh.

[ConstantineDaniels]

@smkd101 Cross dressing.

[masenrocks]

I'd like to know when this will be released on itunes

[ThatClassicGreyBox]

Is chris really too poor to use movie maker? Instead he has to film the pictures with his shitty camera.

[Gg66dolphin]

@ThatClassicGreyBox

no, he just doesn't feel the need to spend his welfare money on anything but video games and women's clothing

[jcrowley1985]

@Gg66dolphin I wouldn't be surprised if the women's clothing he wears are actually his mom's

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

@ThatClassicGreyBox

Not poor. Probably just stupid

[LavendarFox]

Hey Chrissy! According to a story I just saw on the news, the Social Security Disability Program is almost out of money. (Don't believe me? Google it!) So whatcha gonna do when you lose your tugboat?

[LegionsOfAnon]

Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a cool cup of Fanta (and nuclear winter)

[slimedime333g]

That wasn't a bad video. I kinda liked it.

[TheHammar117]

Somebody needs to do a remix of this song.

[poopskinTheLiar]

I can't help but eye my Casio Databank uncomfortably...

[mudpuppyUK]

Him mind is broken. The trolls broke his brain

[wwwwolf]

There's no feeling in the world like pulling a facepalm at 0:00.

I have one of those Nintendo watches. Buried in the closet. And now it will *stay* there... FOREVER.

[iNvictaStudios]

Please, get Help. Im serious. Please get help.

[demoshco]

I'm becoming more and more willing to travel across the nation just to show up on CWC's doorstep and punch him in the face.

[untunedguitar45]

@demoshco That's it?

[permexOQ]

He runs out of breath just for singing. Lol, fat bitch.

[DrPunkin]

Scientists and psychologists alike could learn so much from chris's horrendous smelly hunk of brain.

[BunrakukenIII]

Care in the Community? Failed!

[sub2me4areview]

We broke him.

[videogamenostalgia]

I'm genuinely worried about Chris now. He used to be the eccentric creator of Sonichu. Now he's a seriously unhinged individual. He desperately needs help...

[ssjbrolly3]

You are getting fatter.

[SomeBlokeLol]

Chandler's attempts at creating internet memes will forever be overshadowed by his attempts to create internet memes

[RayAndFlare]

@SomeBlokeLol Chris has created many memes...by accident

[SCRulerShinoda]

@SomeBlokeLol and the fact the he himself is a meme

[hemightbegiant]

WRIST, WRIST, I said the WRIST, WRIST, I said the WRIST, WRIST, I said the WRIST, WRIST, WRIST WATCHES! I said the WRIST, WRIST, WRIST WATCHES! WRIST, WRIST, I said the WRIST, WRIST, I said the WRIST, WRIST, WRIST, I said the WRIST, WRIST, WRIT, WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST WATCHES!

I can barely make out the rest because he's already out of breath and can't keep repeating words without fucking them up but I'm assuming it's pretty much the shame shit.

[ButterscotchsMirror]

fuck you

[TheMachinimanator]

his back of his psp has sonichu on it

[bikegirl2]

is he on crack?

[Slaphappygam3r]

Hears a quote dedicated to you chris chan.

Penn's quote is "You need, to shut the fuck up"

[renoxzor]

Is there a way to either put her in jail or in a mental institute?

[SouljaBoiQueer]

CHRIS, what's your 3DS friend code?

[mariosonicmania1]

chris is an idiot

[ZeroZiat]

'no description available'

yes youtube. there's no description for this.

[CSick27]

@ZeroZiat that joke has been used a million times before. i expect more from the true and honest sonichu fans. come on people!!!

[ZeroZiat]

@CSick27 so sorry you couldn't get top comment

[CSick27]

@ZeroZiat my comments are usually positive. so, no one likes them. not even me.

[ZeroZiat]

@CSick27 heh

[constructpaper53]

hey chris chan i made a wallpaper for you on my backround and other guys too if anyone else wants this backround too message me or replay to this comment

[sirpico123]

how many youtube accounts does chris have? there is a video"is it august 31 already?" on thecwcvillelibrary account, from chris where he reveals thorgs identity

[ZeroZiat]

@sirpico123 he deleted that video i think. this is his actual account

[sirpico123]

@ZeroZiat dont make sense, making this video, as someone reposted his deleted video, revealing thorgs true identity but then, chris has never made sense.

[RayAndFlare]

@sirpico123 the video got taken down cuz it didn't follow community guidelines. as far as we know, this is Chris's only account

[ZeroZiat]

@sirpico123 hm, i may have misspoke, chris uploaded that video, the archive guys snagged it, he deleted it cause he realized he's a retard. (not really) but yes, all of his new videos go on this account.

[SpaceBobDerby]

at least it's not his sex toy collection he is making a song about.

[aeestela]

a lot of nerds wear their watches on their right hands. pay attention and you'll see.