Newsreel: Nicolas Sarkozy & The Royal Family - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[Animalcrossing95]

Yes..ive invented a car that runs on CHEESE!

XD

[MyLifeAsLouis]

are you interested in organic biscuits? LMFAO xD

[Ammmy3]

"Oh this? No,this is from George at Asda" !

[musicmonster2k8]

their not hats, thats their real hair

[BrieLarsonFan]

I love Newsreel! It should be on more often!

[MsAbixxx]

She has magnificent boobies! you want 2 see her boobies don't you? haha!

[MrHenryshmenry]

whats the one about the car insurance called

[MrCrazyPenguin21]

does anyone know where i can find the un one?

[dan221]

"i'd break her in!" hahahahaha

[MINIJOE265]

ROFL LOL quick wats ur number we havent got that much time?!

[lordlewisuk]

hav u heard of the show... wife swap! LOL 1 of my fav lines of all time

[Kotassium]

OOh look at her. She puts the lead in my pencil.

[bnz7]

Magnificent Boobies!

[rangersfc2008]

this class,i could watch it over an over

[samuelson92]

prince phillip is always my favourite!!!

[dageezerboi]

tell me have you heard of a program called wife swap lllllllllllooooooooollllllllll­llllllllll

[markads]

Hello you froggy bastard, lmao comic genius

[toddster87]

"I'd break her in!"

best mock the week moment ever, for me.

[TehChopstick1000]

the 6 people that dislike this are idiots who don't recognise pure comedic genius. Go Hugh!

[dancingbrave24]

hugh dennis doing prince phillip is epic

[MrMiniKG]

Wife Swap! =D

[redxenos]

"It's an army. You won't recognise it as you don't have one in France"

[Critchy39]

Lol Charles and his cheese

[davygray88]

@Critchy39

haha love the newsreel one when hes does the cheese thing lol

[jimmystormchase]

omg i know the fox and firkin : D been there loads of times : D

[simondgrass]

@jimmystormchase It's generic.

[ChromeXk]

@jimmystormchase Theres probably about a thousand pubs with that name

[fat1man1strangler]

organic biscuits

[choicesman2000]

yes she ended up with a french cheese eating git lol

[0WN4GE09]

Froggy Bastard Haha!!

[Meeriio]

Yes ive invented a car that runs on Cheese!

[Dreadlock124]

oh my god, oh look at her oooh she puts the lead in my pencil

[Colonelketchup821]

Have you seen a program called wife swap LOL

[rockingrocker347]

yes I've invented a car that runs on cheese. LOL

[SpadaBelformaOficial]

"Ah look here's something for you Nicolas, its an army you wont recognize it you dont have one in France!"

That was just quality lol

[adamclongden]

id break her in!

[Ulfang999]

Here's something for you Nicolas its an army, you wouldnt recognise it you dont have one in France LOL

[nameyettoconstruct]

"incidently have you heard of a tv show called wife swap?"

[edster220184]

oh quick we don't have much time!! LOL

[GoldenSowrd82]

let's go for a pint, shall we ?

XD

[technicalkid123]

"Puts the led in my pencil" lol XD...He'd probably need a sharpener to!

[lukeperrin123456]

haa "You Froggy Bastard"

[x0Mactavish0x]

You froggy bastard! wheres the wife. OOh.look at her. She puts the lead into my pencil. What i wouldn't do with a wife like that Nikolai. I'd break her in. Look Nikolai, it's an army. You wouldn't recognise it, you don't have one in France.

Do you like cheese?

Amazing stuff, psml all the way.

[lolzinOo]

froggy barstard xD

[SamUKest89]

thats the very reason i searched for this vid, haha

[Animalcrossing95]

"oh this thing..no this is ehhh this is ehhh from George at Asda" XD

"yes i`ve invented a car that runs on cheese!"

"tell me are you uhhhh interested in.... organic biscuits?" XD i love this video!!!

[needbettername7]

funny stuff.

[MiffyMoodles]

I love it when Hugh does accents.

[pharcyde110573]

so very clever!!

[Domunication]

How does he do all of these accents?

[x0Mactavish0x]

@Domunication

He's a comedian. He works on stuff like this for maximum effectiveness. Plus he's probably had years of practise

Have you seen my wife, shez a crackeer, iznt she?

[VillaMan08]

"Id break her in" lol

[abepb01]

lmao i would break her in. This is from George at asda

[Olinolan190]

Why does everyone feel the need to repeat what we can clearly hear?

But anyway, a great video.

[maff77]

@Olinolan190 we're just expressing the bits that crack us up particularly much lol

[Smitamas101]

ah heres something for you to look at its an army, you dont have one in france lol

[totalsoccer17]

its an army,u wont recognize it, u dont hav 1 in france

[xxNBAxx]

Froggy Bastard

[01Vortex]

"Hello you Froggy Bastard"

ROFLROFL fucking classic XD

[Rukar145]

Points for hugh there says Dara at the end... no shit.

[AegisK]

I've invented a car that runs on cheese!

[LCFCAlly1]

GENIUS!!

[brightsideoflife64]

"break her in".......!

[evilrobotz]

Hugh absolutely nails this. The recent one with Gordon Brown at the G20 is also hilarious.

[Olinolan190]

Is that one on the web?

[evilrobotz]

Sorry. I cant find it.

[Olinolan190]

I found it anyway, dont worry

[evilrobotz]

Where??

[sneekycheeseman]

hahahahahaha "ahh froggy bastard"

[MiniMelo15]

does he actually do this freestyle or does he get to see it before the show lol coz everytime he does an amazing job

[SmurfsUp]

he see's the clip but its not like...scripted, if you get me lol

[LordLayAlotTK]

recorded beforehand.

[Mansell1994]

arr froggy bastard wheres the wife

[Charlottex99]

Lmao!! This is briliiant xD

[NottinghamForest22]

"heres something for you Nicholas its an army, you wont recognise it you dont have one in france"

hahaha

[SilaVendethiel]

"I've invented a car that runs on cheese!"

The cheese jokes never get old.

[LongLiveAndros]

I love the cheese jokes.

They always crack me up xD

[o0Cookiez0o]

FUCK ME! WHERES THE CHEESE?!

:}

[OreoChief117]

hugh dennis is so quick witted (Y)

[gondoguru]

Absolute genius!!

[Bringmetolifexx]

''are you interestred in organic biscuits?''

Lmfao at that...

Love Hugh! =D

[BloodOfLove]

that was so hilarious that all newsreels & the like should be officially funny. the world needs more laughter from mock the week

[Scadandy33]

newsreel has to be the best game on MTW

[theglasgowranger]

superb!!

[electradash11]

Hugh is the best!

[Figglesplum]

'Points for Hugh there.'

Who else would get any??

Hugh is so funny

[slypito]

u nearly kill densise. rofl

[Sl4y3rNeb]

Hugh Dennis is a god.

[ronchiti]

"I'd break her in"!

[Exagerative]

haha tres bien

[xmattvsmondayx]

love it when he says "Here's something interesting for you Nicholas, an army! You won't recognise it you don't have on in france!" hahaha!

[xmattvsmondayx]

0:45 I nearly died xD

[mancity1000]

'yes I've invented a car that runs on CHEESE' lmao. This and scenes we'd like to see are the best features on Mock the week

[andrewroberts4eva]

is it pre-recorded, or has he seen it before and practiced?

[dclarke535]

neither..hes payed to think on his feet ;]

[sedgesgirl]

absolute genius!!! laughin my arse off!!!!!! haha!!!

[dpembo2006]

george at asda lmao

[contructiveslaughter]

oh this thing, no this is from george at asda! hahaha! great line!

[mico2020]

hugh is a god

[braderzio]

oo..she puts the led in my pencil...

have u seen a program called...wife swap? lmao

[TashaIsDead]

One of the French teachers at my school used to go out with his son.

FACT. :D

'Froggy bastard'

[xxJASH01xx]

have you ever seen a programme called wife swap?

[NMtB4ev4]

"Quick, Carlo, what's you number, we only have a minute"

[NMtB4ev4]

so good it is unreal

[LilprincessKyra]

they are so funny. "You froggy bastard" - ive never laughed so much.

[emzybabbi]

Ah yes now we have joined the mile high club, we can get back to our sexy games late LOLOLOL

[HistoryKing100]

these voiceovers that hugh does are my favourite part of mock the week. hugh dennis is hilaroius!!

[lillestat]

lol, its so true. sarkozy literally is a real life Pepe Le Pewe

[limezy2]

"YOU FROGGY BASTARD"

its genious

[footyking77]

LMAO LMAO LMAO

this is so funny!

I was wetting myself laughing!!

[babiiemmii]

'have you ever seen a programme called wife swap?'

Lmfao! XD

[raidoxgunner777]

hugh dennis - comic genius!

[brettyboy09]

Id BREAK HER IN!

[theOriginal1991]

'tell me are you eh? interested in organic biscuits?'

lmao Hugh Dennis is awesome

[Grakulus]

"Oh no this? this from George, at Asda."

[EvertonFanSince1878]

she puts the led in my pencil lmfao

hugh dennis ledgeeeend

[flamehart0]

'Have you seen a programme called Wife Swap' classsic :D 'Magnificent Boobies' :P

[shadowfox189]

"here's 1 for u nicholi n army u don't have 1 of those in france" fuckin love it lol

[moominsammi]

I'd Break her in! show her whos boss

[xxLastWishesxx]

"I've made a car that runs on cheese!!!" Ohhhhh lord, cheese xD

[iamthestig7]

I've invented a car that runs on cheese.

LMAO !

[ManlySlut]

WHERE IS THE NEWS REEL OF BLAIR BROWN AND PRESCOTT

The one with Jon culshaw in. That was hilarious.

[rockchick80s]

Hugh Dennis is brilliant at doing these Voice-Overs. Almost fell off the sofa laughing. "Are you interested in Organic Biscuits?" Just the sort of odd ridiculous thing he would say - he's barking Mad after all.

[moominsammi]

definatly the best news reel clip! i never ever get bored watching this. This one or the Prince Phillip one

[Baden98]

I had to circle three times before I could make my final approach XD

[moominsammi]

Oh, what I could do with a woman like that..nicola..yess I'd break her in!

[seanK1m]

I think maybe he watches it a few times before so that he can take advantage of the timing a bit better but I'm sure there's much improv still.

[IncredibleGoliath]

I think it's pretty obvious that a lot of the show is planned out in advance. I bet they get the Scenes You'd Like To See line in advance, and the standup round is simply their standup acts. Not that that matters in the slightest.

[skatemaster3000]

have you seen a show called 'wife swap'?

[BoogeymanE14]

i would break her in, toooo funny. does he watch these scenes before he does the show or is it just randomly on the spot with what he says.

[moominsammi]

what series and episode is this from?

[Fartsurmonde]

nicolas is the best of the panel -not crude just brilliant

[normaldbzuser]

tell me are you interested in organic biscuits. OMG THAT IS SOO FUNNY THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST NEWS REELS BY FAR!!

[helzbelzjonez]

"ooh, she puts a lead in my pencil!"

LOL!

[kritz101]

haha this is pure genius xD

[DynamicScherzo]

Lol love it

[YasmineS94]

"This is from George at asda XD"

"This is an army, you wouldn't recognise it, you don't have one in France XD"

[LadyInsane66]

i know you froggy bastard! lol too funny are you interested in...organic biscuits??

[heavymetal577]

this thing its from george at asda lol

[PigFucker000]

fucking funny

[ThoriaBladecadas]

"Yes, I invented a car that runs on cheese"

[GFAWJ]

program called wifeswap brilliant

[BBCsMockTheWeek]

randomness is awesome

[04ma0509]

lols nice =)

[phelafel1]

i luv tht clip

[ellbo2]

janib is an idiot...

lol so funny

[Makkajakka]

"I know you froggy bastard!" LOL so many great lines, so little time.

[takemylength]

this is an army. you dont have one of them in france do you. funny and true

[unitedi]

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[ragerancher]

Janib007, Have you REALLY got nothing better to do than find something wrong with perfectly innocent jokes? Britain is renouned for having great comedy. How many famous European comedians can you name? I bet Britain alone can beat Europe in both comedy and music. Britain was one of the strongest economies in the EU, we have the best armed forces, better television, English restaurants are actually some of the best in the world now (check if you don't believe me)Seriously, sort yourself out.

[Makkajakka]

"have you ever heard of a game called wife swap?" XD

[unitedi]

lol

[mcluckster]

are you intrested in Organic biscuits??.. i have invented a car that runs on cheese. lol, so funny

[Blancheboy07]

ten pounds to say that janib007 is a swiss,wop or a russian.

"no foreigners can make friends with brits."

rly? i've got friends that our German,French,Swedish and dutch.

[RhiC89]

oh no this thing, its from george at asda!

[NottinghamForest22]

'ah look heres something for you nikola its an army you wont recognize it you dont have one in France'

hahahaha

[newnoise182]

she has magnificent boobies!

[tuce1241]

haha its totally awesome especially with the dancing cats skin XD u should add me

[EnglishRockerer]

i have done now xD

[tuce1241]

i cant be arsed to go on to the previous page of comments to look at 1 comment where someone is dissing brits, but anyway we brits are amazing and our humour is top noch

[EnglishRockerer]

tuce1241 i agree!

[tuce1241]

great stuff :D some foreigners trying to bring down our tv, pah

[EnglishRockerer]

hah brits just kick ass at comedy. We are the funniest country i know. and when people get offended at jokes, they deserve to have the piss took out of them

[tuce1241]

yes infact im really interested to find out who actually got offended by one of the jokes so i can happily rip the shit out of them :)

[EnglishRockerer]

well thats what i'd do. if someone was getting all bitchy cos they dont like a joke, just rip the fuck out of their mums xD

[tuce1241]

EXACTLY! we always seem to bitch about peoples mums, i think we should make it into a sport, see that in the olympics, wed win gold then XD

[EnglishRockerer]

hah i know. bitching bout peoples mums is fun though. and, once again, its just a joke

[tuce1241]

ye just a joke, some people seem to think its offensive, either way i cunt give a shit :P

[EnglishRockerer]

me either.. btw kool bebo (Y):D

[tuce1241]

haha its totally awesome especially with the dancing cats skin XD u should add me