Baby Rhino War

[goldblaze93]

Baby Rhino: Get away from my mama!

Male Rhino: (Running away) AHHHHH!!! Mommy, help me! A baby rhino's gonna eat me!

His mom: You're kidding, right?

[WarGameHeadquarters]

Fag

[PinkShirtz]

So cute

[BJs4MePlz]

COME AT ME BRO

[Jay14675]

This is cute

[Anatche18]

Increíble.. 

[sincara3900]

hahaha it was a comedy show

[MrLamborgnini101]

Like a BOSS

[nickrundle1]

What a Tank...

[careluisillo]

I see two viginas and two little big balls in this video!

[TheAngryBro]

MY MOMMA ALWAYS TOLD ME

[ShinigamiBoy13]

dat baby all like DONT FUCK WITH MY MAMA!!!

[TYDiMaria]

Ohhhh, this is cute :P

[XxLaUr3nZzZxX]

badass baby

thumbs up if you think this baby is chuck norris in rhino form

[bulli1234561]

wat a  big pussy

[quarterman7007]

That kid has BALLS!!!

[arooni33]

@quarterman7007 rhino balls !

[xxEmpirionxx]

1500 pound bull? That narrator is SERIOUSLY wrong. An adult rhino can weigh between 4,000 - 6,000 pounds. They are the world's second heaviest land animals.

1) Elephant

2) Rhino

3) Hippo

[Chameleonslove]

@xxEmpirionxx

I think they're the third

[jokertardification]

looking to ram his horns into her. oh yeah.

[FluteBeauty]

bwahahah!! "Don't mess with my momma, Don't mess with my Doritoes!" hahaha

<3 

[OoLenny40oO]

Baby: If you do that again maaan, Ima cut you so bad, you gonna wish i ain't cut so bad .

[davfas123]

at 0:49 the baby is like.you wanna mess with my momma?lets go then

[EdgeIsNearPK]

lol

[oahusquid]

YouTube....oahusquid.....check out the HUGE tiger shark my son and I ran into while spearfishing in Hawaii.

[dhcars]

When baby rhino grows up, he'll be king.

[md991free]

I love this video, makes me laugh every time. Even when I'm feeling blue

[ValtronW]

"Trying to ram his horn straight into her".

.........you get the joke.

[SuperElla888]

poor baby rino!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JokeAt9]

@SuperElla888 why do you say poor baby rino?

1. it's poor rino mum, cause she could have died

2. it's poor male rino, cause he ran away like a pussy

The baby was like the king here...

[shaunmakesvids1]

@krissibenassi they don't. They speak like gray rhino's.

[48734A]

"trying to drive his horn straight into her" see? He only wants to be nice to her xD

[MisterMWest]

That baby Rhino is a legend.

[MyDs98]

he was scared of a baby

[SlenderTroll]

Uh....... 1500 lbs ONLY? I suspect MUCH more. The average male white rhino is about 2.5-3 tons.....

[ytpking1000]

in soviet russia, baby chase dad! (had to)

[chizoioioi]

how come we dont actually see the baby come in? Fuck animal planet

[sdeschanel1]

oh my gosh that's too cute! bless the little fella

[1997tomahawk]

why wont u get a sense of humour DUMBFUCK!!!!

[metalmachine92]

haha that baby is like the gary coleman of rhinos. tiny, but strangely scary! rip gary coleman you hilarious little motherfucker..

[MataSantoS]

that baby got horns!

[re6fan1997]

that babys got balls

[1997tomahawk]

baby to dad : STOP IT CANT U SEE THAT UR TARING THIS FAMILY APART!!!!

[manny24lal]

@1997tomahawk thats not the dad dumbfuck

[Cherie049]

That's cute!

[mupoe11]

hahaha that call mama son

[peaceandlove22999]

0:50 lol he's running away from a baby

[Angles786]

go kill him boy

[ashthegreat]

I think it's because the rhinos have terrible vision, he could not see the size of the baby accurately and just assumed it was outnumbered and overpowered by regular sized rhinos so it ran off. Although I must say it is a coward and similar to some dumbasses in the world today shamefully.

[iginowbyron]

sooo f****** damn cuuuute!!!!!

[9LoL1]

that baby will grow up to be a very cocky rhino

[NYtassu]

Nobody hurts my mother!

[unsheepled]

Baby is low enough to  neuter big boy!!!

[jason6295]

Like this if you would do the same thing if that were your mom (Y) :)

[farmchik95]

@jason6295 I would!

[Chameleonslove]

@jason6295

lol

I would kill the attacker

[tommy2chips]

Amazing!!!!!!

[tep2005]

Give new meaning to "mama's boy!"

[MrJaldal]

FAIL !

[cher65p4]

wow,aint that something.

[RyanFischer1]

That's Love!

[PoseiidoNxD]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk The Baaaad Baby :D

[RobertWeekes]

go baby go!!

[royalnez]

chuck norris pet rhino sorry i had to =D

[justagirl1916]

awww that was kind of cute.

[comicshaun07]

I don't know much about nature, but I'm guessing this is one of its miracles?

[kimmulakshmi]

@comicshaun07: It is actually all mother & child have bonds so when either one feels that the other one is being threatened both will try to protect the other one. It even happens humans also.

[junekeo]

leave my mama alone.

[Karmaffix]

WOAH. Thats a brave rhino!

[meaphe]

WHAT A BADASS!

[InTLProduction]

THAT MADE ME LOL

[blissnes0]

"Trying to ram its horns straight into her." Or trying to ram its dick straight into her.

[thepuppetmaster5000]

@blissnes0  little bit of both

[animalgurlx]

Lol that baby can kick ass XD

[tosgem]

It's a nice story and all, but it shows you one thing - brains the size of peas.

[TheMisterRedonkulis]

when i was a baby i all i did was slide around on my ass and sometimes i scared myself but nothing like wat this guy did

[gratoa84]

that's my baby!!LOL

[Rainbowblanket1]

rock on baby hippo!

[Rainbowblanket1]

@Rainbowblanket1

i kno i made a mistake!

[CanonSilica]

@Rainbowblanket1 ehm...rhino ye mean?

[Rainbowblanket1]

@CanonSilica

ya i kno i kno

[kayin72]

*baby* "get away from my mama you big boowy

[semurg1045]

baby say " No daddy NO"

[tattilemos]

filhotes são adoraveis... sinto falta do meu!

[MrClyde222]

wow thtas amazing

[LAURENBILL10]

GOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY BABY ANIMALS ROCK I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANIMALS CUZ THEY ROCK!!!!

[Sk8erBoy731]

Baby: "Nah mamma i got yer back."

[ViktorVR]

Great Vid.

That baby have big balls.

[xtr2nd]

male : im your dad, she is your mum but not my wife

female : noo baby, he raped

baby :wtf ? im going to fuck you back

male : D:

[yolajosefiyo]

you tell 'em!

[Chameleonslove]

I think in nature the mother protects her baby not vise versa !

[gungho95]

pussy!!

[Jamaicanchocolate34]

YEAAAAAH FOR BABY!!! GOOOOO BABY!! RUN YOU MURDERING LITTLE FEMALE HATING BASTARD!!

[DayLight95]

is it just me or do i charge faster to church than that rhino did? (im atheist)

[dharmdharm]

so impressive :) i liked this baby rhino :) good son :) hahaha... lovely

[shaunmakesvids1]

male: BITCH IMA KILL YO ASS! female: omg plz dont hurt me!! baby: hey motherfucker ill kick your ass! male:holy shit this little guy means business! im out! baby: yeah bitch run, if i see you again your ass is grass ya hear me!?!?

[themexicans509]

@shaunmakesvids1 lol

[FictionStrange]

@shaunmakesvids1 lmao

[PrivateLeffers]

@shaunmakesvids1

how did this comment get 40 likes?

[KrissiBenassi]

@shaunmakesvids1

why do rhinos speak like black dudes?

[HoneyFromTheHive]

@KrissiBenassi Why do only 'black dudes' speak like that?

[KrissiBenassi]

@HoneyFromTheHive

stereotypes

[Hikaru2g]

@KrissiBenassi, Dude i've heard white, asian and latino dudes speak like that. It's not called "Talking black" it's an urban accent or country okay dude

[henryzetabluewolf]

man rhino gets owned by a baby rhino

[misskitty2good4u]

lmfao hahahahahaha baby showed you up

[peace24252630]

Female rhinos=Weak Male Rhinos=assholes

Baby Rhinos=brave

what can i say reality

[MrRapisLyfe]

I wonder wear the father is.?

[leeafx]

@MrRapisLyfe Probs busy at work in the office haha

[luckypoink]

baby rhinos = smart

[MyMuramasa]

LOL



[patlavert]

Male rhino:

"I'm going to kill this...Upp, OHH Ohhh NOO, I sharted!! RUN away! RUn Away!"

[ashayrems]

I love this little guy!!!!

"you leave my momma alone!!!"

[sniktun]

hahahaha. he'l have fun explaining that one to the lads

[snipermike13]

0:18 - 0:23  Pervert!

[SuperFlamb]

thats funny 

[bananasun1]

Big Rhino:urgh get the hell over here.

Baby Rhino:Imma pop a cap in yo ass bitche!!!

[MrBad1habit]

i watch this 1 min ago and wanted to watch it again cause its so funny especially when the baby chases the male rhino and how cute it looks

[kompuiheartsu]

lol i would do the same exact thing it that was my mummy ;)

[Zaakiyah55]

GO BABY RHINOOO!!!

[H2dD]

wow.. a chuck norris rhino. awesome

[chengggg]

u fuck with my mom one more time

i going to killed u!!

[pokie4life]

Rhinos have very poor eyes and cant see very well, so they take any movement as a threat. if theres more than one animal, and too much noise. it confuses the rhino and scares it away

[santamaria19]

very cute.....at the end was funny.......love animals so much...

[saesforvill]

Un buen ejemplo de como ser hijo, gracias Rino nené.

[unloadses]

hahahahaha

[xoBeautySparkzxo]

domestic rhino abuse. male got owned by the kid.

[farticas101]

Kung Fu Rhino! Rated R for baby rhino ownage

[noebudy]

*Slaps* keep your hands of my mama and keep your hands of my doritos

[Vengeance509]

Forget the story of the courageous "baby rhino".

The bigger (and far more disturbing) story is told in terms of the quality of comments here. I knew our nation had become rather illiterate, but I did not realize there were so many outright mongoloids wasting air on this planet.

Most of you should have been aborted and your own mothers impaled, without mercy, on a rhino-horn.

Truly.

[CleverDjembe]

@Vengeance509

HAHA!

[theotherther1]

@Vengeance509

I hate domestic abuse, pimp and thug "humor"... I've never laughed a single time at any of those jokes. Yeah those comments are a waste of space, glad to see someone speaking out. 

[mrjasXD]

cute rhino..

[trekkicat]

yeahhhhhh go baby rhino! kill that male bastard!

[purelegend08]

Y wud u dislike this????

[crazycoolguy87]

fucking rhino hes a faggot men cant hit girls u faggot rhino

[TAKEMARU666]

@crazycoolguy87 if a woman hits you in the face you should punch her or use your pimp had. only a whipped bitch would not defend themselves, course this is a different thing.

[youtmeme]

holey crap!!! O.O

[Jakzerstoren]

what a fucking pussy rhino

[chuckypratola13]

Holy sht the mother taught him well

[tore1992]

And after the video cutted .. The male ran turned around and made the word brutality have it's meaning!

[Ultimategrid]

Thumbs up if you don't want to hear any "throw a pokeball at it" comments on animal videos.

[TheOskarshow]

The baby is like F*** of bigtard. Heh what a P*ssy

[Thefalconman681]

the baby is like get the f**k away from my mama

[FlamingDragonite]

lmao this is like so backwards... i mean come on the baby should of been killed not be chasing off a full grown rhino.... makes no sense

[stickstr8up]

I remember when I was a kid and my dad came home drunk one night and started beating up my mom. I had to go into their room and pull him off of her and I grabbed him by the neck and pushed him out of the house. He got so pissed but he never touched her again. This reminds me of that time.

[TitoR0sales]

Mini Rhino for president!!!

[elpadrotedelperro]

@TitoR0sales haha yes

[Heemsky]

...thats just like every other dad....well my friends dad xD

[elysha091]

SOOO cute :)

[Daepicchannel]

ok since i watched like all of these vids i need 2000 poke balls srsly

[eazyat]

that babyrhino has balls, imagine when he grows up, he'd be pimpin all over the place

[FGAngelx]

Even animals abuse their wives >.>

[javernot]

he ran away from a baby? wat a wuss

[SuperBUGGzBUNNY]

LMFAO of all the vids this one is a jaw dropper

[treehugerproductions]

YEAH... YEAH YOU BETTER RUN! BITCH.

[comi1998]

go baby rhino!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperAnimalclub]

baby was lik dont mess with my milk

[UKKorby]

thats amazing lol

[doh1959]

that baby is the mike tyson of the rhino world

[lotten16]

wow, i've heard of mothers protecting their young, but i'm surprised that it became that the youngster protected his mother

talk about a brave thing to do

[MultiRonron123]

BABY POWAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrsAckles09]

LMFAAAAO.

[Vinnieback1]

wow

[SuperAdviceMan]

Male Rhino: Hey this is my territory!!

Female Rhino: Then take it!!

Male Rhino and Female Rhino attack...

Baby Rhino: DON'T TOUCH MY MAMA!! *rams Male Rhino*

Male Rhino: What the-

Baby Rhino chases Male Rhino...

Baby Rhino: COME BACK HERE SUCKA!

Pwned...

This is why rhinos are my favorite animal, and why baby rhinos are the awesomest things ever.

[elpadrotedelperro]

jajaja ese rinoceronte se llevo su merecido .!! xD

[elricky305]

that shit was cute!!!

[hustla8907]

OMFG , THAT WAS SOOO FUCKIN CUTE!!

[BUNNIEZHELL]

Male rhino:What the fuck are you doing in my area?

Female rhino:.............. screw u

They attack

Baby rhino:Fuck off you get your own woman.

[lilsorahearts]

i think the baby was trying to suck the titties of the male

[DestroyofArea52]

i wish the baby got killed ahahahahahaahahah fucking piece of shit

[angryheavyriff]

@DestroyofArea52 hey man i was so bored , i wasted many time today searching for a true youtube retard and i found your comment , hehe i can go sleep with a smile now :)

good night dumbass

[bellasosweet111]

SOOO funny

[iloveniggers1000]

it'd be kinda like if a small child was running at you with a hammer. you'd be like WTF

[jdesignclub]

i like it

[roolman201]

hehe dat rhino got pwned frm da baby

[flyinggirlxxx]

go baby!

[FrikkenChicken]

pwnt. and @Samil360 the mother always wins :/

[JoeDaPokemonMasta1]

I think I saw something like this in DBZ once...

[TexTK]

DAMMNNN NATURE! You Scary!!