This Troper EP 104: Hugs (TV Tropes)

[pellypates]

1:58 Data isn't programmed for hugging!

[pellypates]

1:36 the only self-aware troper

[StrangePretence]

0:54

What a miserable, dishonourable piece of fuck.

[HappyRadio3000]

Oh my God It only took two notes and I instantly realized the song was the instrumental All Alone by Gorilllaz and I was like "Holy Sheeyat!"

[blahnameful]

Amend the title to be Hugboxes

[FrozenFourthSeason]

This is why you need to use a lot of physical contact with your children when they are little babies. If you don't they turn into tropers.

[HToTheRMX]

Air Hugging: the evolution of the Hover Hand.

[MegaBlargle]

FUCK YES GORILLAZ

THIS TROPER HAS PERVERSE SEXUAL LUST FOR CRAZYGOGGS

[SergeantLuke]

CrazyGoggs! They've shut down Troper Tales! What are you going to do now?

[EphidelDarkheart]

ALL ALONE (ALL ALONE)

[WatchThisReview]

Meh, been using TvTropes forever and never even saw any of this crap before. Where the hell was it hidden?

[HaldoChan]

Boy am I ever glad we got rid of this site feature.

[Microwavish]

@HaldoChan hopefully the whole site will eventually delete itself too you faggot

[HaldoChan]

@Microwavish Classy.

[TheGojira84]

@Microwavish troper tales is only 5 percent or so of Tvtropes. fuck you.

[HunterBelmont01]

Isnt this called Cooldown Hugs not cooldown pat on the backs?

[ZagZagovich]

Too bad It's gone now. I just started watching these and they are very soul cleansing. You really can't feel bad about yourself when there are thousands of just insanely sad people who just burrowed themselves into their own imaginary world. I get that most of these are probably are hyperbolic for the sake of getting some attention but there must be something horrible underneath. It's all humorous, refreshing and very very sad. This kind of cesspool has to exist. Thank you for archiving it all.

[EponymousKid]

@ZagZagovich The stuff we've been seeing in these vids has largely been gone for about a month; Goggs is using mirrors and stuff, and that's probably what he's going to keep doing

[RomZomCom]

@EponymousKid

Also Wayback Machine, and the trope pages are supposed to get Troper Tales-ish threads.

[Microwavish]

@EponymousKid you seem to think the fact that tvtropes stopped you people from being terrible changes the fact that these terrible people are the people who are part of a competely user-made website

tvtropes is shit even if you deny it

[doctorman1000]

@Microwavish We can't help if TV tropes attracted some creepers.

[Microwavish]

@doctorman1000 "some" creepers

Even the people who aren't creepy retards (if there are any) are still morons if they visit TV Tropers because the entire concept of the website is breaking down creative writing into just combinations of cliches called "tropes", like a psycopath attempting to understand how emotions work. It's a retarded website written by idiots who have nothing worthwhile to say and don't know shit about writing

[doctorman1000]

@Microwavish My god, you embody the concept of internet tough guy. 

[Microwavish]

@doctorman1000 "internet tough guy" is someone who threatens to beat you up if he saw you in person, it doesnt just mean "anyone who i dont like", dipshit

[doctorman1000]

@Microwavish Not necessarily. You talk like one.

[evarhadyashitpusedin]

@doctorman1000 huh

Saying facts=Toughness eh?

[doctorman1000]

@evarhadyashitpusedin I alwyas thought it meant somewho who thought they were hot shit. Seriously, if you avoid tales, tv tropes isn't that bad.

[TGSean]

@Microwavish Tropes Are Not Bad.

[Microwavish]

@TGSean yes they are

[rogermwilcox]

@Microwavish To deny that tropes exist, and are used, would be every bit as detrimental to ones understanding of fiction as to insist that they are all that fiction is composed of.

[Microwavish]

@rogermwilcox cool autism

[crazyrabbits]

TVTropes: destroying the concept of "personal space" since 2007

[EponymousKid]

ITT implying Troper Tales is even on TV Tropes anymore

[blacksnakerone]

@EponymousKid Moving it to a discussions page and letting the same shit get posted means it's pretty much still on the site.

[EponymousKid]

@blacksnakerone Deleting fucking everything and exiling it to its own website means it's pretty much not still on the site.

[grandpathong]

huggin too hard give a nigga aids

[RawrWolfie]

I understand people getting angry and pissy when they were in high school, but my god. SOMEONE HUG ME SO THEY CAN MAKE MY DARK SIDE GO AWAY I CALL HIM TETSO

[BoisterousBizarnes]

1:30

"...wife..."

Wait, a troper got MARRIED?

[TheMrManginelli]

"as it is evidenced by this emoticon"

also, great musical choice (as usual)

[ShintaLePuppy]

The music is the best part of this series. I mean, the least depressing.

[pHr33kAcHu]

I refuse to believe that not all tropers are like this. Creepy creepy site.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You've done it! Troper Tales is gone! It's... wonderful. Amazing! We're so proud of what you've accomplished, what you've endured. There's no way the people of the Internet can ever thank you enough for what you've done. You've saved the internet, who knows, maybe even saved the human race. *sigh* That makes the rest of this even harder. Everyone will want to know what you've seen, will want to emulate you. And then what? They'll go insane. You'll kill us. You're our hero....but you must leave.

[slamaplaya]

@MetalSlimeHunt *Bloody Mess perk*

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

I couldn't stop laughing at the "jack shit" entry.

[pHr33kAcHu]

@ExcessiveSpareTime ditto LMAO!

[sirskeletonsam]

Hey Gorillaz, all right!

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

@sirskeletonsam

Yes. Quite a good choice, even by these guys' standards.

[littleladysonic]

1:36

He DECKED his high school principle for putting hand on him from behind. How did he not get expelled for that?

On second thought, it's not like half of these stories are even true. So glad Troper Tales is gone.

[littleladysonic]

@littleladysonic *his hand on his shoulder.

Messed up on my post.

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

@littleladysonic

It has expired, yes, but rather than decomposing into nonexistence, it has taken the route of ossification.

In other words, they nuked it, but some wag was kind enough to archive it.

Our righteous journey may have ended, but we may still reap the wastelands.

[Brainstrain]

It's a tossup whether each of these cases is caused by childhood abuse or severe autism

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

@Brainstrain

Or both.

[fslpoon]

@Brainstrain

Most likely bad parenting, rather than all-out abuse.

[KingAndy1992]

Last guy was Bateman.

[KingAndy1992]

MY BEST FRIEND LITERALLY DUCKS UNDER MY FLAILINGAHHH AND HUUHGGGUUUUAAAAH

[TheLordExplodeon]

2:13 For some reason I love the way he said "a-the twist".

[Protectorett]

This is pathetic. I can't even think of a particularly funny comment for this; It's just sad.

[RandomQuestions]

Ugh, I kinda wanna punch that dude who's blackmailing girls into hugging him. People desperate enough for affection to attempt to coerce others into being physically intimate with them need to be smacked, hard.

Conversely, if not for the facts that he was air hugging people and secretly desperate for affection via physical contact, I could respect that dude who didn't want to make anyone uncomfortable by touching them.

[BoonHAck]

Ughn. What the dicks.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

1:35

wife

huh

[tylertoon2]

You have the best taste in music

[fslpoon]

Just LOOK at this mess: menchildren and womenchilden -- some of them college aged -- throwing tantrums in school and in public, to the embarrassment of anyone around.

I'd rather hug a tree than a troper.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

ALONEEE

[889654]

Guess they aren't the ones that hate being touched

[xxIreneCaffeine]

1:20 Mary Lee Walsh

[Fallendevilmon]

This makes me glad TroperTales is being moved off the site.

[Doreagarde]

I'm an interesting case because I'm really special nobody is like me somebody hug me oh god

[Redirukod]

Blackmailing chicks into giving you hugs by threatening to act like a retard? No wonder you're so popular with the ladies.

[momoandmiz]

I need a hug after watching this video. Or this series in general. How are you keeping this up without going insane, goggs?

[CenturionRyan]

"until some miserable whore spoiled my fun"

So, she objects to some sweaty, obese, weeaboo midget walking up to her and groping her, and that makes her a "miserable whore"?

TVTropes, ladies and gentlemen.

[PikachuyProd]

"All alone"

Nice song choice!

[Mesarphelous]

You can't ~*hug*~ people over the internet, retards

[Lanyardish]

TVTropes: where even a page about mild physical contact makes you question the value of human life.

[RomZomCom]

@Lanyardish That's implying human life had any value, HARDCORE NIETZSCHE WANNABE UGH UGH NO MORALS BECAUSE I'M A TROPER.

[lolavex]

I want a full hug.

[driverx241]

the complete asperger's guide to hugging

[fslpoon]

@driverx241

Some of them crave hugging, some Hates Being Touched. The can only be one definitive recommendation: avoid Aspies at all costs.

[speyeker]

@fslpoon As someone with AS, I'm ambivalent to hugging, and don't overanalyze it. Why? Because in this regard, I'm fucking normal.

[FirstPistolSammy]

get a hug, SHE WANTS TO FUCK!

[chimechofan5]

HUGS ARE SRS BUSINESS.

[2Dzz]

OVERANALYZING HUGS

[speyeker]

@2Dzz Pretty much.

[RarEndangeredCrabSpy]

FULL HULK RAge mode

[AssassinTheHasson]

Bitch please