Jim is a tortured soul. He's been affected by fame greatly. His comedy is more like Tourette's than pure simple schizo. Robin Williams is worse though.
They are terrorists! And we celebrate, with a Mickey hat as we just did on Bin Laden's death Oh honey, where is Brandon? I'm in the basement I'm alone My hopes and dreams they all were gone Bullying every day I'm gonna cry A voice told me that today my dad should die! Check this website they teach you how to make a bomb (To make a bomb!) Pills, vitamins, cheddar cheese All mix in a comb (in a comb!) I hate society! It's so bad...to be alone! To be alone! It's so good...to detonate a bomb!
(Deserves!) Let's go honey, it's Stand-up night Do you know what Mexico exports besides tacos and marijuana? Bananas? Bad gardeners! And do you know what the difference between a chinese and a korean? No? Not I! Who cares?! It's so good... ...to be american, american (2X) Oh, it was so fun, I can't understand why europeans don't like it Oh yes honey, they don't know the meaning of the word: FUN! Now I go sleep with the sensation that tomorrow we should bomb a Muslim nation
our neighbor is a communist Why is that? Because he is cooking metan in his house He certainly doesn't believe in Jesus I hate communits arabs and gays But my gardener is from a latin race Buenos días senhor Sorry, I don't speak bolivian I love my property and my family My AB Shaper, my guns and my TV Oh, it's so fun I pray every day for Charlie Sheen to quit the drugs and come back to the show (To the show) And also for Jennifer Aniston that doesn't have a husband but she deserves!
American I'm american Because I was born in America It's early morning freedom in the air Hamburgers, waffles and pancakes everywhere I choose the way I wanna die sausage, bacon, metan or french fries Ninety cents more in the price and I get the ''Super-size'' (''Super-Size!'') It's have fatness in my heart I'm so happy that I'm gonna a super-fart! (Super-Fart!) Because it's so funny! It's so good... ...to be american, american You know honey, I think that
I wish I could fall in love with a man even somewhat like Jim Carey.. He's so honest yet kind and HILARIOUS.. His confidence and goofiness are extremely attractive to me.
SIGNS OF JESUS COMING:DAMASCUS,SYRIA-WILL BE DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1),EGYPT(ISAIAH 19:1),ISRAEL-DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2),WARS-IRAN’PERSIA’(EZEKIEL 38-39,PSALMS 83), EARTHQUAKES(MATT.24),MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF ANIMALS(HOSEA 4:3),GLOBAL STRANGE SOUNDS(JEREMIAH 25:31).IT’S FRIGHTENING FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW THE TRUTH.HELL IS REAL!WWIII,MEGA EARTHQUAKE?–RAPTURE (1THESSALONIANS 4:17)-ABOUT TO HAPPEN--ONLY THE HOLY ONES WILL SEE THE KINGDOM OF GOD.REPENT!READ THE BIBLE.GET IN THE ARK NOW!JESUS IS COMING!
This is what drugs and being "a fabulously famous cartoon-character" will do to you: particularly: from about 7 minutes to 9:26. ... and yes: "he's a wild and crazy kinda guy" !!!
SIGNS OF JESUS COMING:DAMASCUS,SYRIA-WILL BE DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1),EGYPT(ISAIAH 19:1),ISRAEL-DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2),WARS(EZEKIEL 38-39,PSALMS 83),EARTHQUAKES(MATT.24:1-14),GLOBAL STRANGE SOUNDS(JEREMIAH 25:31)JONAH'S SIGN(MATT.12:38-45).IT’S FRIGHTENING FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW THE TRUTH.HELL IS REAL!WWIII,MEGA EARTHQUAKE?AND SO IS THE –RAPTURE (1THESSALONIANS 4:17)-ABOUT TO HAPPEN--ONLY THE HOLY ONES WILL SEE THE KINGDOM OF GOD.REPENT!READ REVELATIONS -BIBLE.GET IN THE ARK NOW!JESUS IS COMING!
He's sitting there talking w/ Letterman knowing what he's about to do and is calmly going about the interview. He makes the transition into the New Years celebration seamlessly. Great stuff.
thumbs up for raping random people in the audience and spraying a hot dog vendor with his own condiments and getting hit by a taxi…. (waiting for somebody to like) P_P
I would love to fucking chill with Jim Carrey is so fucking funny type of person who you can hang with don't have to spend much money and still have fun
This is the funniest shit I've EVER seen. I've seen this video at least 30 times and still laugh my ass off how his humour is so excessively good... :)
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@bloodystain You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
4:20 grinch face
LaMargoful 4 hours ago
He's not right in the head.
aaronscrewme 6 hours ago
@aaronscrewme of course not, he's left.
XKATR1EL 3 hours ago
3:07 cracked me up
Hamunii93 7 hours ago
press 3 for some fun
ItsaBJuniverse 8 hours ago
8:59 that guy he made out with is the only guy not claping xD
BIGTOAST75 9 hours ago
i was in tears watching him mollest the audiance i hope they wernt in on it the guys outside had to have been
dave00dance 12 hours ago
None of that was scripted....
magicbiped 16 hours ago
Jim is a tortured soul. He's been affected by fame greatly. His comedy is more like Tourette's than pure simple schizo. Robin Williams is worse though.
HoldennnCaulfield 22 hours ago
@HoldennnCaulfield Yeah Robin is worse. Jim is so........random.
craig712030009 19 hours ago
@craig712030009 @HoldennnCaulfield wow, do you two ride the same high horse?
f0ksie 18 hours ago
@f0ksie Yeah I guess so
craig712030009 16 hours ago
Jim is unique
MrRaphaloz 1 day ago
what the heck did i just watch
nanfolio 1 day ago
I love Jim :D Great impression of Miloš Forman!!! Greetings from Czech Republic!
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sorocityangel 1 day ago
@sorocityangel Cool story bro (Y).
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sorocityangel 1 day ago
HOLY SHIT OMG RAPEFACE WTF
PEDOBEAR OMGROFLMAO JIM CARREY GOES JKKDFHOWEIGFWDIUHWUL#RA
ThePredatordark 1 day ago
if any body is watching this for the first time skip to 6:58 and enjoy the magic
joshfontanella 1 day ago
... Best 9 minutes and 26 seconds of my life....
Harlequin619 1 day ago
I wonder how high he was?
ChristianEvolution 1 day ago
I wish I could fall in love with a man even somewhat like Jim Carey.. He's so honest yet kind and HILARIOUS.. His confidence and goofiness are extremely attractive to me.
Jaihdev 1 day ago
I love this dude!
eltrut96 2 days ago
4:12 - Grinch :DDD
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ENTERRAPTURE20 2 days ago
This is what drugs and being "a fabulously famous cartoon-character" will do to you: particularly: from about 7 minutes to 9:26. ... and yes: "he's a wild and crazy kinda guy" !!!
lenbenhear 2 days ago
@lenbenhear he doesn't do drugs
ZaRi0KaRt 2 days ago
awesome!!!!
BeingOfLight1111 2 days ago
thats what my new years is always like
laughgasm 2 days ago
"Did I just got raped...by Jim Carrey?
...should have see that coming..."
UltimatePlayer000001 3 days ago
lol canadians.
ChuckNorris2344 3 days ago
So much Robin Williams in Jim Carrey. Both brilliant actors/comedians.
carbineAU 3 days ago
@carbineAU you're right, except Jim's funny.
Johnnywhamo 3 days ago
0.57 to 6.51
dont wst time
hdatdi 3 days ago
@hdatdi thnx
Thiessu 3 days ago
oooooh god :) this is amazing !!
finalfantasy7hero 3 days ago
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23 people didn't get jim's underwear
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mrdexter86 4 days ago
4:16 I love how you can see the resemblance to the grinch
bioletsmakeiteasy 4 days ago 2
yep....daddy sure is a freak
vioJulie 4 days ago
Bloody hell this dude is the craziest ever lived on earth!
The last minute rocks at the most...couldnt stop laughing loud!
peterHmode 4 days ago
Funniest dude ever
unicursalhex 4 days ago
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ENTERRAPTURE20 4 days ago
i miss the 90s
mckyle9 4 days ago
Yap he's lunatic
BLAMMENH 4 days ago
he's so hyperactive
Breengab 4 days ago
how does he improvise like that!?
TimothyJamesHunting 4 days ago
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Is he married who is the chick he kissed??
MrJonathansmith14 4 days ago
Is he married?? Who's the chick he kissed???
MrJonathansmith14 4 days ago
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US audiences need to chill the fuck out
TheLordSod 4 days ago
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool
I dig the REM song at the beginning lol.
OoryanoO42 5 days ago
I got his underwear
PeZeR456 5 days ago
His reaction to 2000 new year is my reaction to waking up in the morning.
xxczerxx 5 days ago
too much red bull
TheAgy777 5 days ago
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@TheAgy777 I think cocaine
TheLordSod 4 days ago
i feel hes rippin off Johnathan Winters wen he does some of these voices, still love jim either way
aztheformat 5 days ago
@ 6:50
HELLZ YEA!!!=] ALL DAY baby ALLDAY....
Nativehustler21 5 days ago
I... love this guy.
So. Flippin'. Much!
Specopcleric 5 days ago
Like A Baws
MXhm91 6 days ago
celebrating new year, like a boss
metamoorph 6 days ago
He's the man.
mynameisgyw 6 days ago
I love you Jim carrey, I wanna be like you, people say I already am
rodriguez3444 6 days ago
just jim carreys usual new years eve
ukanlos71 6 days ago
who's Tom Cruise??
pgramann 6 days ago
Well, he's simply fascinating! I adore him! He is a living legend.
beingadeanerisgreat 6 days ago
This is so much better than tom cruise..
rystdin 6 days ago
what ever he does it is funny.
smallpotatoes989 6 days ago
Dear sucky "comedians" - Take notes, please, this can only do good to you :)
LiorPotolsky 6 days ago
He's sitting there talking w/ Letterman knowing what he's about to do and is calmly going about the interview. He makes the transition into the New Years celebration seamlessly. Great stuff.
bailinnumberguy 6 days ago
drugs?
LordSood 6 days ago
@LordSood no i think alchol and drugs
DzanVanDamn 6 days ago
The Trickster God is just another name for him. A living god.
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MrJMPK 1 week ago
Ahh yes classic Jim!! :D
Mattundies 1 week ago
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07:01 over dose?
Ali704 1 week ago
Last 2 minutes, was he drunk or on drugs or what?!?!??
BRUCEBAUM45 1 week ago
A dozen years later....and nobody has ever filed a rape charge.....fucking awesome
KiddKatsuki 1 week ago 54
@KiddKatsuki Implying that wasn't staged.
sdam50 5 days ago
@KiddKatsuki its not rape if they enjoy it
TiempoClanAu 1 day ago
last 2 minutes: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ciromago 1 week ago
Holy fucking last 2 minutes!
mormegil2 1 week ago 50
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Typical Jim :D
IgiWhiteman 1 week ago
thumbs up for raping random people in the audience and spraying a hot dog vendor with his own condiments and getting hit by a taxi…. (waiting for somebody to like) P_P
WeekendWorkers 1 week ago
I would love to fucking chill with Jim Carrey is so fucking funny type of person who you can hang with don't have to spend much money and still have fun
Ladiixo 1 week ago
You all mixed me.
Theshemproductions 1 week ago
But howe didzy he gnkow itht?
Theshemproductions 1 week ago
ashnew swyork
Theshemproductions 1 week ago
Jim the KING of HUMOR ! ! ! :)
sancoking 1 week ago
Абажаю Джима он супер))
Alderon2012 1 week ago
i don't get it... 22 dislikes!!! i never disliked a video in my whole life (exept for Rebecca Black ''friday'')...
DantonDK 1 week ago
@DantonDK haha me too. i never realized that and i watched here over 50k vids.there must be alot depressiv people outhere . hatersgonahate
denyor80 1 week ago
Cocaine's a beautiful drug....
drumttocs8 1 week ago
is taht in 1999?
micger 1 week ago
ADHD
micger 1 week ago
That was pretty rude to just run through that dude like that. He is hilarious though. Everybody makes rude mistakes. I know I do.
clarkkent163000 1 week ago
Love him!! He's so talented!! Not every one can be that casual and mad. XD
uptowngirlvivi 1 week ago
Okay I hated when e pushd that guy out of the way?!?
He's rude and not very funny at ALL !!!
sweetiepie1610 1 week ago
@sweetiepie1610 what guy are you talking about???
nmycon 1 week ago
@nmycon Jim isnt as funny in real life as i thought he was xox
sweetiepie1610 1 week ago
@sweetiepie1610 The people he kisses/ hugged/ pushed/ humped were all actors
AMagicWizard 1 week ago
@AMagicWizard I hope so :P xox
sweetiepie1610 1 week ago
hahaha he actually is pretty funny.
SuperiorSquid 1 week ago
he's just not funny
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HE LAUGH AT HIS OWN JOKES
HES NOT FUNNY AT ALL
taliban911ify 1 week ago
@taliban911ify htgo negro
dangersuck 1 week ago
@dangersuck
im ARAB
YOU SEPTEMBER 11 CRACER VICTIM
I WILL BOMB YOUR FAMILY
taliban911ify 1 week ago
@taliban911ify and i have just reported you to the police. have fun
dangersuck 1 week ago
@dangersuck
I WILL KILL POLICE WITH MY ARABIAN SWORD
taliban911ify 1 week ago
@taliban911ify looool go fuck camels :3
Laserkarotte 1 week ago
@dangersuck
I WILL CUT THE WHITE POLICE OFFICERS HIS LEGS AND HEAD OF
LIKE IN IRAQ
AHAHAH
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HE LAUGH AT HIS OWN JOKES
HES NOT FUNNY AT ALL
taliban911ify 1 week ago
jesus christ I love jim carrey.
HomemdaFaina 1 week ago 2
what year was this?
hypedpotential 1 week ago
@hypedpotential 1999/2000
Adrian0k 1 week ago
8:03
Guy: ANOTHER HUG? :D
Jim: NO! :D
TheFunnysmile123 1 week ago 2
Lmao, Hold down the button 3.
DeliciousDaave 1 week ago
I should carry confetti in my pocket more often.
haszpla 1 week ago
lol I'd hate to be his daughter. XD
parkourDrew4745619 1 week ago
Press 1 over and over if to see Carrey and Letterman sap their feet in tandem.
Peteromich 1 week ago
happy new years
Dave1806 1 week ago
LMBO!!!!! Now if Tom Cruise had tried that, all he would have gotten was uncomfortable silence and a lawsuit
Yoganut319 1 week ago
jim carrey is my favorite actor.
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lmao at 8:17 - so random, love this guy!
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h27380ify 1 week ago
Im not sure who's teeth are more epic, Letterman's or Carrey's
thesinner922 1 week ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL at the End !
6NK6 1 week ago
Only Jim Carrey, and only here in 'MURICA! xD
Excedrine 1 week ago
"im gonna go and have some kids then bring them back to meet you" hahaha man is legend.
83BM 1 week ago
Why can't he do this every New Year? Dx
hideurcookies 1 week ago
very good men..
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B1AcKoUt21 1 week ago
Jesus Christ! That man is insane! But epic! XD
FurryFanatic101 2 weeks ago
name of the show?
dustycod 2 weeks ago
@dustycod Letterman
swirlingblacklilly 1 week ago
Jim Carrey's facial expressions are the best. Fact.
cocorocks88 2 weeks ago 2
I'm in the jim bit of youtube again!! Better get a few beers, this might take a while!!
theHatchett1 2 weeks ago 5
damn, Jim went totally ape shit XD
Yami6692 2 weeks ago 27
he can make 1000 trollface, lol
Vodopii 2 weeks ago 24
At the end I laughed so hard I almost puked. Only Jim Carrey. Only Jim Carrey......
Beastbabe2 2 weeks ago 2
This is the funniest shit I've EVER seen. I've seen this video at least 30 times and still laugh my ass off how his humour is so excessively good... :)
thumb023 2 weeks ago
OMG that was fucking hilarious!!
ArchAngelPayne 2 weeks ago
Oh my....:))
MissBelleBunny 2 weeks ago
How the fuck can you dislike this..
19 people are dead. :)
eROWK1 2 weeks ago
I love his french impression!
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jediknights9 2 weeks ago
fuckin scientologists
TripTea 2 weeks ago
hes crazy
MyOatesy 2 weeks ago
so charming
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thudymat 2 weeks ago
dang it i wish he was my dad!!!!!! ima wish on a star tomorrow!!!!!! xD
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TankTaur 2 weeks ago
@BluPantaloni Right. But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
bloodystain 2 weeks ago
@bloodystain You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
elitar123 2 weeks ago 11
@elitar123 Ma nugga :D
bloodystain 2 weeks ago
@elitar123 Mate iv seen some garbled english before but fuck!
bastardspastic 2 weeks ago
@bastardspastic LOL Brilliant! You said it mate! :D
Howardlionheart 2 weeks ago
@elitar123 I feel more like I do now than I did after when I first got here before now, then.
groovvvirgo 2 weeks ago
@BluPantaloni " :\ "? I'm sure Stephen king would love it.
bloodystain 2 weeks ago
This man has to be made immortal somehow.
bloodystain 2 weeks ago
jim carrey is a genius
giggler609 2 weeks ago 3
What was i going to say...oh yeah..Dave is a dickhead. Jim is cool tho
Hagfan789 2 weeks ago