Bruised and Bloodied: Oprah Narrates Snooki Getting Punched

[DefiniteScorpio]

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[Vacanilla]

goo JWOW get the shit out of that guy!

[funnyperson1969]

I can't belive that she got punched

[dialmora]

571 people dont agree with Oprah that people from jersey are mammals

[HelpmeLOL1]

shes so ugly when she cries, god damn >:O

[irockallthegirls300]

Bitch u should chut up their no mamals u say one more thing about yerse shore I will find u and Sew ur.bitch ass

[dexteralexandria]

@irockallthegirls300 Please spell right. I couldn't understand anything.

[bawii111]

Ahahahaha !

[522waterboy]

got what you deserve fat bitch

[YongeStackz]

Fawwwllllccccuuunnnn Paaaawwwwwwnnnnnccchh!!!!!!11

[GrantSteell]

"Lucky to have survived the encounter" Seriously? I agree with the guy that said Animal Abuse.

[jonnyabbotti]

There's nothing to damage in her head apart from bones and teeth

[555BUTTONS]

but he might wanna wash his hand now ugh must have slut all over it

[555BUTTONS]

dude......its halerious that she got hit...but also funny that everyone jumped on him after

[andres222221]

JAJAJAAJ SHE IS A BICH

[pifster300]

i hope his hand was ok its too bad her fat jaw didnt break

[TheDevilCro]

Snooki wants smoosh smooosh !!

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

Uhm, I say punch the cunt again. I'm against abusing women, however.... this trash doesn't qualify.

[richardslayton1985]

When a woman is in your face like a man, I say she should be ready to take a fist like a man, just saying, if she didn't want to get hit, she should have backed down.

[FreakWithGun]

When a woman go out from the kitchen that means that she wants equal rights...that means that she is a "man" now... so where is the problem of she getting punched xD! * forever alone*

[Chillaramic]

Anyone who hits women is just a fucking loser!

[alwaysspitstruth]

@Chillaramic if a woman hits like a man she can get hit like one. end of story,in this case no snooki didnt hit him and he shouldnt have hit her but she was being an idiot. any woman who hits a man should get hit back

[emoloverockertaco]

@alwaysspitstruth Thats fucked up! Bro.... Women have to have babies and shit and you fucking say a man can beat up a woman?! Fuck you sexist whore.

[alwaysspitstruth]

@emoloverockertaco Im not sexist dipshit the sexists are the ones who think women can hit men and not get hit back, taking advantage of the double standard, educate yourself on what sexism really is. Fuck off with the baby thing not every woman is a saint just because women reproduce, that argument was always crap and means nothing. did i say a man can beat up a woman?No shut the fuck up i said she was acting dumb, and no one should hit anyone,woman hits a man, he can hit back

[alwaysspitstruth]

@emoloverockertaco So when you're going to argue maybe pay attention to what I actually say, and explain how it's sexist to defend yourself. If anyone wants to swing, the person they hit can hit back, obviously.

[Beckerlover13]

Daym if he puched Snooki waround me I would fucking try to kill him

[freddy333ful]

@Beckerlover13 I guess it showed how tought Mike is...he was sitting right there and did nothing! I almost thought this was fake because she didnt lose a tooth or she wasnt knocked out, and no real blood. But the way her head snapped back, I guess it was real because she isnt that good of an actor.

[ajmush313]

I wish that bitch lost a few teeth, she might look better

[helenread112]

The "planet earth" voice over was a brilliant match.

Describing their animal behavior play by play gives them more respectability than usual.

[commentslearn]

fucking whore deserved it

[bored2144]

Wtf I hope da guys beat da fuck out of dat guy for laying a finger on her

[94EglVisionTSI]

Ker-powww!, Wow it is funny the stupidity of ppl watching this video. The narration is dubbed over from "Planet Earth", you morons.

[bele77]

"she is lucky to have survived the encounter..." what the fu*ck?? she only got punched, 'cause of her big ugly mouth!! she wanted it...she got it!!!

what the hell did you and she expect??

[Kovetastic]

Shoooooryuken!!!!

[machi433]

that shit was epic hahaha

[antijelly]

OMG WHOSE THE BASTARD THAT PUNCHED SNOOKI? I want to meet him and discuss her stupidity over coffee.

[ispeakcat95]

Meanwhile a flock of Jews flies away to avoid any further confrontation, as it is their best chance of survival.... *National Geographic theme plays*

[Eber1794]

what the fuck shes not even bleeding and there giving her napkins hahah she desever it 

[monicamarie07]

"She's lucky to have survived "

Really? It was just a punch

[BTRushSuperCrush1]

hehe dey jumped his ass

[Xeonss1982]

JFKSL JEOWIJHI UIHUIR UIERUYRIUHW ERUY HWIEYRWIOS

well.. crack this code and see if i give a shit...

[AlchemistHawk]

hahaha love this new culture. NOT

[209TRAV1]

LMFAO DIS IS FUKIN HILARIOUS

[vlatko993]

0:00 BEST PART

[PiisQoPaT]

hahah so, fun Sit--down fucking hazard!

[smallkid4]

He has aids now.

[Areyeful]

@smallkid4 LOL or genital warts on his knuckles

[ebonimonroe19]

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[TheRubyFactory]

lucky to have survived the encounter... wow.. oprah...wow.....

[JessicaFrostHeart]

damn she got knocked out at 100 miles per hr!!!! her head flew back!

[darkfairy1075]

lol this is funny, at first i was like what? lucky to have survived, and then i was like OH, i got ya. ha ha silly silly

[ThisUserNameUnknown]

Sounds like the Nat-Geo channel to me

[pifster300]

i hope his hand was o.k to bad it didnt break her jaw ugly fat turd i pray there shore house burns down

[ladygagablackgurl]

I actually thought Oprah was exaggerating like always... then I saw the comments

[MartinAlanWOW]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahah suscribe

[Kyurem008]

LOL this is about a whale

[Zybergabo57]

wHAT THE FUCK IS oprah talking about? is this a description from animal planet or something?

[Zacofonix]

@Zybergabo57

it is, as a matter of fact.

[jowildcat40]

He clearly didn't want to give her smoosh smoosh.

[Monet20989]

man oprah act like dhatt bitch was gonna die

[ariesterrazas]

lol i never watch jury shore so when my sister showed me a clip of snookie getting nocked out i was so mad! how could he! that feeling lasted only a few minutes after a seen a episode wow she is something looking back i think now wow i dont blame the guy sorry snook

[imFluxury]

@ariesterrazas jury shore?

[crazyasspusshole]

no offense, but i have to say that:

IN YOUR FACE! :D

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

''she's lucky to have survived''

WTF?

AHAHAH oh my god.

[polo4211]

That's good for Her Ass! .. He should have Shot her

[Invulnerability11]

Anyone seen the Snooki of SouthPark

[Lydario]

Wait, did she say "every ADULT?" Since when do we consider the JS cast adults?

[LightningAries]

The narration was funny but the video wasn't

[LightningAries]

What the hell is wrong with that stupid bastard why the hell would he punch a girl. And all of you guys are fucked up for saying snookie isn't a girl if she has tits and a pussy she is a girl. Or at least she would qualify to be one

[UndergroundMedia1993]

wow.

[facebookweeworld]

snookie deserves to get punched by a real man ! shes a dumb idiot!!! i wish i could punch her

[rockyjohnson21]

@facebookweeworld I dont think u got the balls to punch her..

[kiwidubz]

@rockyjohnson21 agreed.

[zlickDude]

i dont think snookie counts as a woman -...... ta dumm tss**

[TheBlingbong1]

doesnt look like snookie

[firebreather6661]

Lucky to have survived the encounter? are you fucking serious?? a single punch like that would cause a KO tops, if someone dies from something like this, that says it all really

[RiazGT]

@firebreather6661 your not all that smart are you?

[ayoung1104]

@RiazGT your? try not to get the specks out of other eyes before you get the log out of YOUR own. <<<< correct usage of the word "your"

[firebreather6661]

@RiazGT since when does matter of opinion have to refer to intelligence? maybe the guy should have punched you, knock some sense into you

[ResignoverDarkness]

She deserved it

[violeta21]

Nah men are twice as strong he could of just slapped her. Not a punch cmon man.

[CommanderRoth]

lmao at all the dumbfucks who think that Oprah is actually talking about the Jersey Shore.

[MiseryLC]

@CommanderRoth Yep, check this one before mine xD

[MrPersia23]

this is oprahs sister.

[imnotgonnareadit]

Hahahahahahaha" bruised and bloody she is lucky to survive the attack" hahahah mammals

[GottaBootyLikeWhoaa]

lucky to survive.......it was a punch chill oprah

[SocksNsnipers]

@GottaBootyLikeWhoaa Your a moron. 

[Ramonezs]

bitch deserves it

[MrLazlott]

In this United States of America everyone wants their equal rights. As it appeals to women this means equal rights equal fights. Don't go jaw flapping unless you want jaw jacking. Life is really that simple.

[pifster300]

i hope is hand was ok....

[geografia83]

They dont show that in brazilian MTV, Tanks youtube (:

[AsukaTenjouSS]

sigh... i dont like the fact a woman gets punched however..

[CandyAssHo]

@AsukaTenjouSS

Well Snookie's hardly a woman. I think I'd chalk this up as animal abuse.

[Noogard587]

@CandyAssHo lmao

[paul11399]

@AsukaTenjouSS same here if i was there i would do my best to get that guy in the hospital

[mrfrelancekiller]

@AsukaTenjouSS niether do i but i still cant say i feel sorry for her

[Zacofonix]

@AsukaTenjouSS

shes not a woman...shes a fucking oompa loompa

[Dzongka]

@AsukaTenjouSS Oh no, a woman getting punched...how helpless...how defenseless...how...[yawn].

[AsukaTenjouSS]

@Dzongka I don't see where i said that. I just said I don't like a woman getting punched. the rest was added by you.

[jafar14200]

HEAD SHOT !

[xXmilliondollasXx]

@holets58 you are so right.

[daniel911]

I think that most people seem to misunderstand this video... this is an Oprah soundtrack played OVER the jersey shore video... hence the animal sounds and the "lucky to have survived", and not some sort of American dramatization of the events.

[TnTfav4life]

WTFC (who the fuck cares)Snooki didn't get her fuck on instead she gets fucked up. More praise to the man who punched the bitch.

[holets58]

You guys are stupid, NO WOMAN DESERVES TO BE PUNCHED LIKE THIS!! This is gross! and disturbing!!

[MugenNiFukuzatsuna]

@holets58 Hey, I'm all about equality. If she said something to him that he would punch a man for, then it's A.O.K. in my book.

[brokenbones199]

@holets58 No man deserves it either Ms.Double Standard ,she's just trash so who cares

[youvejustlostthegame]

@holets58 Ahh Dumb whores thinking that the vagina between their legs grant them power and immunity. The only power is that men want to fuck you and will give you shit for a means to an end, and being able to get any guy put away for fake sexual harassment charges. So a woman can't get punched but a man can? I love the look of surprise on her face when he clocks the shit out of her. Truly shattered her reality right there.

[videomaker1231000]

if you like this look up (betcha didn't see that comin) its comin soon lets just say its a younger jersey shore comin in 1 month on the 17 th (march 17th)

[hawkin]

hahahaha, lucky to have survived? are you fucking kidding me? It was a good ol' punch, nothing more. Stupid bitch.

[elchavon90]

press 0 and 7 JWOWW goes hard

[LucielaTOR]

"they are mammals"

no. theyre backwardly evolved americans

[Domerhead]

"she's lucky to have survived the encounter"

....are you kidding me? I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[swagninja1]

wtf y they makn it sound like she got attacked by an animal. bitch this ain't no untamed and uncut! XD

[SethBrundleify]

Did Snooki give a shit about the cop shit hit with her car? FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!

[xDuXx]

what are those animal sounds in the background hahah hilarious

[rune4help]

The americans commentator talks about how lucky she was to survive. My ass.

Americans want everything on TV to be over dramatic and I'm getting tired of it!!

[KingSushiz]

lucky to survived

[kidannyinsanity]

I feel like i should send that guy a present

[Edifice06]

Quick, someone give her smush smush!

[ArianaGrande1402]

ITS NOT FUNNY, STOP COMMENTING MEAN STUFF ABOUT HER!!!!!!

If You Hate Them STOP WATCHING THEIR VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ImKoolWithThis]

@ArianaGrande1402 Shut up fag.

[provisionaldude]

No one can stand these cunts!!

[supermissabigail]

Come on guys seriously....She made be rude and obnotcios sometimes...but no girl EVER deserves to be hit. Did you see her head wen he hit her? He should be put in jail for life. Pauly coulda killed that killed.

[peleking352]

@supermissabigail i find that fucking hilarious and pauly wouldnt do shit anyway

[supermissabigail]

@peleking352 well, i bet it'd be so hilarious if it was you got punched across the face.

[peleking352]

@supermissabigail ya bullshit that never goin 2 happen and u r a fucking retard dumb fat bitch

[ImKoolWithThis]

@supermissabigail Shut the fuck up fag. Dumb bitch's deserve to get punched.

[carter71646]

I hate when people say stuff like this.. "She's lucky she survived the encounter." I mean for real...!!???? She was hit... one time.. with a fist!! Usually people survive that! It's no miracle. Get real!!

[ImKoolWithThis]

@carter71646 This Oprah audio is from another thing. This guy just took that audio and put it in this Jersey Shore scene.

[ApexTime]

Falcon Punch !

[TonyInTopeka]

Am I the only one who played the first 3 or 4 seconds over and over? lol

[MarianaKosko]

What does the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!! take that, take that, take that!! 

[acresir]

Something tells me she deserved some kind of "Wake-Up-Call" !

I don't know. Maybe the punch was a but too rough. But it looked sweet...

[sweetgianna1]

LMFAO it kills me how well this fits hahah

[jasadrek]

haha stupid americans

[carter71646]

@jasadrek fuck you dick head. You're stupid for writing dumb shit.

[Omellykim]

@jasadrek good think i am smart ;) 

[MrsRDiamond]

@jasadrek not all americans are like this. Thanks.

[jasadrek]

@MrsRDiamond yes i know sorry... i respect america (usa) for a lot of great stuff and people... but this kind of crap is also typically american, you can't deny that... or at least they are portraying it this way....

[TheAlmostGroovy]

@jasadrek Hey!!!....not all of us are stupid morons lol

[volainge09]

@jasadrek you're a total tool.

[tracecarr21]

I woulda round house kicked that bitch back to planet meatball where she belongs! Anti jersey shore all day kno dat

[TheXxlilwaynexx]

poor snooki

[Soccerxisxfun]

@Quetzalqoatl99 Let me back your ass up have the nerve to insults one nationality u r an asshole!!!! Second off snooki is not Italian she was adopted by an Italian family bitch!!!!!!!!!! How r u gonna reply now bitch huh huh huh??!!!!!

[ichliebejemanden]

HEADSHOT BITCH YOU JUST GET OWNED YEAHHH !!!

[Soccerxisxfun]

@topsy420 R u fucking kidding me, it's ok if u wish someone to die u will die...... Karmas a bitch......sleep tight.....in yor coffin

[Soccerxisxfun]

@Quetzalqoatl99 Excuse me m Italian and I'm not like this it's stupid assholes like u that give Italians a bad name, what r u huh? Besides a moron

[Quetzalqoatl99]

@Soccerxisxfun: I don't care what you are, you got the nerve to call me a moron when you can't even use proper grammar. Moron! lol

[Quetzalqoatl99]

Stupid Italian people! lol

[xsnookiex1]

@Quetzalqoatl99

WHY ARE YOU SAY THAT ITALIANS ARE STUPID??

SO THAT AUTOMATICLY MAKES ME "STUPID"??

[Quetzalqoatl99]

@xsnookiex1: I never said ALL Italians are stupid. Go back and read my comment. But if your going to use cap lock then you are being stupid. lol

[meshachb]

@xsnookiex1

yes you're retarded

[topsy420]

Too bad she didn't die. Honestly.

[shitzweakxxx]

Haha he punched the fuck outta her!

[Andhaira]

Stupid Kwans. They gang up on a guy just cuz he smacks a whore around,like she deserves. The Taliban were right all along.

[Yepholol]

>Implying sincerity in the narration.

DERRP.

[guyclark1958]

in the same catagory as lady gaa gaa

crap period

[guyclark1958]

grow up kiddie's

who really gives a rat's behind other than all of you tinyminded idiot's that call this (a show)

[guyclark1958]

and we the talented rocker musician's were outcast's ? at least we had (real talent)

[wharee]

this guy is a hero at most bars/clubs. I'll give him a job, "bitch control"

[ZataMachi]

Anything associated with this Jersay shit is so fucking wimpy and full of douche factor.

I can't believe this is important to some!

[jaredL18]

dumb ass dont hit my girl fagot

[akutskikiller15]

jersey shore sucks end of story.

[Amurphy6091]

What a good hit! Head first, hair second, floor third. I've never seen such an aesthetically pleasing display of kinetics!

[Sunshine24co2003]

Aahahaha JWOWW got some licks on that guy...didn't even notice that b4

[1rawar]

Not surprisingly.. they.. r MAMMALS! ..hmmm.. I'm goin wit .. HIPPOS! no no no.. WHALES!

[Amurphy6091]

@1rawar HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA SUCH A FUNNY JOKE OMG

[xXRiseingVelocityXx]

They are WTF