Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids

[Kitesurfer5000]

some sick mother...

[Etnymony]

So much lol.

[zuzkaes]

Can anybody make a subtitles?? please!! :) or just transcript. Thanks a lot! zuzka.s@post.cz

[hmjs13]

2:08 , look at the conversation... LOL btw "corey" being the mom.

[Jekktis]

Sad thing is, this isn't very far off. Though you could just remove them from your friends list.

[vjm3]

You see this is why you make two Facebook pages...

One that is nice and conservative (your real name)

And the other that's a nickname which you link your friends through your smart phone.

Even Facebook is becoming a lie!

[chris111690]

OMG her twitter avatar was the Troll face. ROFL!!

[ghjiop23]

@chris111690

That wasn't the troll face.



[theboso666]

wow u add ppl no shit just block or stop em from seeing ur status lol

[snake1625b]

I AM AN EMOM AND I THINK THIS IS GREAT!

[efrainy123]

funny shit guys

[aaabbhddgf]

lmao how fake, but funny

[L4MD4]

She sounds like a pretty good mom.

[CamNM1991]

I h8 slutzzzz that smell like smoke.

porno fucked my computr

[playhardlivehard96]

That looks like mac miller lol

[DahBigBadWolf]

Idk what you guys are talking about... there is nothing fake about this one.

[uknowidontno044]

Stop calling people retarded for thinking this is real cuz there are people who are actally thinking this is serious xD and in my opinion that is hillarious but theres no reason to call them stupid retards. GOSH

[SuperWarking]

@uknowidontno044 Actually you just listed every reason why some of these folks are stupid retards :)

[riplearaelothian]

this is a joke!!! haha

[XBHacks]

THIS IS RETARTED

[IMPS117]

*Parents friend's request* Deny :)

[R4LAXED]

@IMPS117 i dont deny i just do nothing about it :D

[TheAppman2000]

Invasion of privacy

[shaneho78]

some people will add their parents just to up their friends list

[wacko1358]

Wow @TheOnion you are the best ever.

[CumtasticClimax]

2:02 LMFAO

[thenicksdabomb]

xD Adam Lambert 0:53

[CumtasticClimax]

@iambetterthanyoufool

I thought... this guy is a fucking cocktard. But then i went to your channel and scrolled down. It's all good, fuck em all!!!!!

[MultiSdgsg]

@iambetterthanyoufool Wow I can't even believe how dumb you are.

[MrClone501st]

@iambetterthanyoufool Obvious Racist Dumb-ass Troll Obvious.

[xxxellirks]

I read this "Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock" in the description and thought we had finally invented a teloporter!! FML.

[MANFAIC]

Tagging is actually illegal in some cases, such as images taken in Las Vegas. I'm completely serious, you can report these people.

[erikabarbie18]

fuck you bro !! :) :) :) LOLOLOL

[AmericanGangster2012]

rilly fuckin cold in DC tooday/ Wheare a warm Coat fer sure if you go out...Lmao

[ladawg81]

hahaha one of her tweets said "fuck you bro"

[barakski]

LMFAO!!!!

[WealthWithVitoria]

So NICE to see your video. I liked the funny stuff too :)

[curryeater259]

you know, you can use the find function instead of searching for georgieporgie6991 's comment

[TheAmazingZachRE]

So we all run to Google+

[ApparitionOfficial]

lol. leave your kids alone. they usually are glad to have facebooks because it makes them be who they are without some stupid adult controlling them

[capricorncoool]

This is why i have 2 profiles.....

[MidnightAngel357]

"So the only excuse to not know your child's entire life is having a life of your own" lololololololololololololol

[watanabe757]

She tweeted back to her son: "fuck you bro".. Lol

[1TheLoneWolf1]

rofl

[nonamekid79]

my dad added me on facebook so i blocked him lol.

[Gangstabob716]

@nonamekid79

 i blocked my whole family XD

[dantesinfernal0]

Oh god, this was my biggest nightmare about adding my mom on Facebook lol.

[megaman4life]

This is why I dont have twitter, myspace or facebook.

[SmashingShinyRay]

LMAO Sadly, this is why I am not on any social networking sites.

[FreeBlago1]

Who Face's anymore? So 2009.

[spud303]

@FreeBlago1 This video is from 2009.

[CutieHoney13]

Haha I know this is fake...but the best way to solve this is to NOT add them as a friend. Especially if you live with them...already enough drama.

[daveforfun22]

@CutieHoney13

i never accepted my mums or dads friend request but my brother did so now i look bad

[CutieHoney13]

@daveforfun22 Lol haha I honestly don't see the point in accepting their request (if they do know how to use the internet) because if they want to get into your facebook page then that's prying especially if you already live at home with them.

[1hellaMoFo]

she tweeted, fuck yeah bro! lol

[DudethatyelledMurloc]

rofl this video is meant to be fake...but its also true...

[Catalystheory]

LOL at 0:55 from comment by adam lambert ?!

[dragonistarrs]

u wont even have to deal with ur child if u just use a condom guys that solves everything

[AnObviousFailure]

Oh man, poor Jeff. LOL

[AgentZeroTutorial]

"So now the only excuse for not knowing every detail of your child's life is having a life your own" that was hilarious

[TheYouwontgetit]

the non-fake news on onion network are usually pretty scary...

[bollocks2who]

It's not funny to me, because my FATHER STALKS ME!! Almost like this!!

[Nekorin]

The acting is just perfect, especially the mom. XD

[TheAshleyBravoKid]

I'm a kid I have facebook p.s I'm hakin my sisters acc here

[lorthin123]

Actually, this must be the most accurate thing on The Onion. People actually do this.

[jeezusallahchrist]

@lorthin123 hmmmm well duh why do you think they did it

[lorthin123]

@jeezusallahchrist I don't think I like your condescending tone. I'm calling the Onion reporters.

[virgilio539]

I think these is too much you just need tobe comuniaction with your parent and thats oll

[AntiRacismAndHateCom]

Also, just a heads up, the "8-Year-Old Terror Suspect?" under Suggestions is not the Onion. How messed up is that.

[AntiRacismAndHateCom]

Jokes on them, I use Google Plus.

[RhadoomasterX]

This is a nightmare! :|

[guitarlawyer75]

I'm pretty sure many moms actually do that!

[fraytasticfan]

fuck this cunt. i'm so glad my parents TRUST ME and don't do this shit. go get laid bitch.

[zzyzx0788]

@fraytasticfan Its sad that you cant understand satire

[Toca91]

Her son probably has worst life of us all. My condolences.

[CooCurrent]

#2:02 is the most hilarious part. I love how The Onion always put these details in!

[TheProsprods]

@CooCurrent just like the mum's profile how all the about me tabs are incredibly detailed

[lemonrind]

Brilliant.

[thebranchinator]

Fucking die... How about that you cunt?

[thebranchinator]

FUCK YOU! STALK ME YOU CUNT!

[elcool]

Online illiteracy-makes-you-cool 101: "just make sure you spell everything wrong"

[1addictedude]

What the fuuuuu

[martineriksson23]

is this a real shoe or a haux?

[D1Z3W]

@martineriksson23 It is deff a real shoe.

[CumtasticClimax]

2:08 LMAO Fucking Hilarious

[mayalana13]

I went and looked for her twitter lol

[shaperCZ]

I write on my sons four times a day:D

[0LoveableYou0]

DEAR JEFF, YOU DIDN'T CALL THIS WEEKEND BUT THAT'S OK. I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING FUN WITH YOUR FRIENDS. SINCERELY, MOM.

[WinterXbreeze]

The bad thing Is this is actually true ._. I just found out my parents stalk me on everything so there probibly reading this right now that's why I

Hate them. They were INVADING

My privacy all this time I feel like I'm in a prison someone watching my every move

[SlowAndSteady2]

"I'M SERIOUS. IF YOU TOUCH HIM I WILL KILL YOU."

[Lucky466]

The worst is when your friend's parents send you a request.... O_O

[dadadumx3]

well.... umm im deleting my dad...

[hockeybuzz555]

Did anyone read the mom's tweets? Fucking hilarious.

[AvalonJoyous666]

LMFAO!

[AvalonJoyous666]

LMFAO!

[wafflela1]

Creepers

[xxdaaannaaa]

lmao what a desperate mom

[Drbolla345]

I know onion is supposed to be a comedy YouTube channel in sense with fake newsreels, but this isn't fake and some of this is true to a certain degree. There are parents out there who do this sort of internet stalking on their kids and some even cyber with their own children. This isn't all false and some of it isn't comical either.

[YouTooberMatt]

@Drbolla345 Satire, my friend.

[MRTEL7777]

STEVE SCHRAGER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 0:52 .

[0801carolann]

I am a parent, and I would hate for any of my children to think that I was so nosy, and sorry that I would VIOLATE THEIR PRIVACY AND THEIR RIGHT AS A HUMAN BEING AND MY CHILD; by not respecting them. This mother is clearly OBSESSED with her son and has no room to talk about what kind of girl Jenny is, when she walks on her son's boundries. I may not be a PERFECT JUNE CLEAVER of a mother, (nobody is) but i know how to treat my child, and that is with love and respect. NOT by abuse! (smothering)

[speaker4324]

@0801carolann wow you're also a moron. the video is a joke...

[LORDCYBERSAURUS]

@0801carolann

$5 says this was made by a 12 year old.

[EugenKaalikas]

@0801carolann You are so funny! I seriously hope you were joking and DID understand that the video is a joke! It is staged, and they are all actors!

[DMVideoUserxx]

LOL wtf is this? "I write on his wall 5 to 6 times a day" lolololol

[MichaelQuinnJohnson]

creeeeeeeeeper

[cp69yoo]

i like porn and rejecting my parents on facebook

[viking977]

how very creepy

[grishav2]

Fuck this, I am making everything private and never, ever adding my parents on facebook!

[WaendchenWand]

good thing my parents have no idea how to use facebook or twitter.

[Blacckkfire]

I'm happy my mom is not obsessed with every action I make... 

[JayBo68]

"i can get a good idea of what she's like just by looking at this trampy picture" lol



[dpflrdms]

@ThePoopcornMachine

Don't get me wrong, I love my parents very much for bothering to take good care of me. But I don't want to reveal everything of myself to them, you know what I mean? I don't want my parents to see every post and message that I send to my other friends. And I'm also scared that my mom will use it to stalk me

[sourpatchalex1]

also lol i followed coreys1990 to see more hilarious conversation its legit. along with the other twitter accounts.

[sourpatchalex1]

the best part is the twitter conversation. that makes the vid.

[GeorgiePorgie6991]

If I ever have a daughter, I'll just check porn hub and redtube every day. If I don't see her on there- successful parenting.

[VirusofLife182]

@GeorgiePorgie6991 - yeah plus you end up watching a shitton of porn. fucking win-win if you like watching massive amounts of porn.

[donovan3955]

@GeorgiePorgie6991 dont forget xhamster

[doodle878]

@GeorgiePorgie6991 You forgot Damplips, Youporn, Perfectgirls, sunporno and Youjizz.

[haymaker710]

@GeorgiePorgie6991 I don't have a daughter but I check porn hub and redtube everyday anyway.

[csgrambauer]

@haymaker710 You're just checking now for future possibility of your future daughter ending up there, right?

[haymaker710]

@csgrambauer right ;)

[notabook]

@GeorgiePorgie6991 and if you do see her there, *fap* *fap* *fap*

[Niarfan]

@GeorgiePorgie6991 HAHaha yeah man !

[superearthbender]

@GeorgiePorgie6991 I think that would be a result of her genetics, not parenting.

[danielzilla60]

@GeorgiePorgie6991 OMFG LOL



[LeinadNesterbegne]

@GeorgiePorgie6991 Thanks for the excuse to watch porn:)

[hectorqwer]

@GeorgiePorgie6991 xvideos.com FTW!!!

[MyKuroo]

The bad thing is, this one vid is damn true xD

[Uru81189]

Why is it that so many people take these Onion videos seriously?

[1Dreamking]

-We are gonna interview a war widow in 3D

- Get those glasses out.

Hillarious =) And one thing about the onion is that they are so brilliantly accurate with their jokes. Spot on all the time =)

[dbernstein1955]

foflcgu!......that's senior texting... fell on floor laughing can't get up. loved this video . some parents dream; a kids nightmare.

[kent80082006]

LOL just make sure you spell everything wrong and swear a lot hahaha

[Jake09051]

Jeff is friends with Adam Lambert 0:55

[SPEARMlNT]

Hahaha people who add their parents on facebook... :D

[jo34j]

why cant the kids just block them?

[CockSmokinCrackHead]

Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.

[getlikemc]

dear jeff, suck it. sincerely adam LOL

[ShortyisHeree]

Wow ... Oh wow .. Woooow !

[colinmcom14]

Mom? Why are you on YouTube?

[Jonomanono]

haha " just make sure you spell everything wrong and swear a lot"

[Innovator8]

Diaspora FTW!

[SpoonsForks]

LOL his twitter:

SHIT almost forgot my dads bday tday Anyone else gto your dads bday comeing up?

friday nite but mybe i shoould study hmmmmmmmmm shit lol

i h8 slutszzzz dat smell like smoke...

cant wait fer weekndsd!!!! 2 visit my mom

[xSnip3rMontag3sx]

you can just make a secret account with foreign vowels in your name and last name and add all your friends and dont add your parents. and they cant find you because of the foreign letters

[TheSocialOutcasts35]

See my dad did that i made a new facebook and blocked him (:

[AutumnAco]

@TheSocialOutcasts35

xD

[pjtrain]

haha thats THE best line:

now the only excuse for not knowing every detail of your child's life is...having a life of your own ;D

[sikvenum82]

I never realized how blessed I am that my parents don't even know how to turn on a computer until now.

[dpflrdms]

K I'm not adding my parents on facebook

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@dpflrdms

Nothing like living a lifestyle that the people who brought you into this world would find disappointing and then callously hiding it from them!

[Dorminay42]

@dpflrdms I never have.

[UnicornKrossing]

The funny thing is there are actually parents like this

[Nizzemancer]

don't have facebook or twitter.

[scottytheace]

@Nizzemancer you are wise

[IamSecial]

people need to stop using "no homo" no one said or thought you were a homo in the first place, bro.

[METALMAN4Wii]

Sadly this is true not just with overprotective mothers but with ex girlfriends or boyfriends.....! ( no homo )

[ShaithMaster]

@METALMAN4Wii you know adding "no homo" makes it more homo

[shutupellen642]

@MarkQP stop being an asshole and get a life. Like seriously. No one thinks it's funny

[lexbug07]

1:52 3 following, 0 followers

LOL

[hayes1324]

Are the people who respond to these videos that oblivious or a they just messing with the rest of us?

[LMA629]

@hayes1324 I think some of them are purely oblivious, but some of them (like MarkQP) are just trolling. I don't think they're actually that stupid.

[cameraman4brainiac]

does she know that the person you add to friends has to respond to it (or in my case, reject it...) im friends with my dad, though he's cool

[PlatypusCaper]

I LOVE HOW ALL OF THOSE COMMENTS ON FACEBOOK FROM THE MOTHER WERE CAPS LOCK'D!!! WHY CAN'T OLD PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THE SHIFT KEY lol?

[electrolyfe]

her twitter: "i h8 slutszzzzzz dat smell like smoke"

[MadzieCat]

@Brigitte1281 You could also just block your mum, My friend did that.. :)

But I have a cool mum, so I'm safe ^^

[MadzieCat]

LOL is that mum 4 real?

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[shakemyass9878]

2:12

Epic

[ani451]

"Dear Jeff, Suck it. Sincerely Adam." tehe