MST3K - Final Justice (part one)

[TokyoKnights3]

The unedited version of this film actually has quite a bit of nudity.

[SpiderxBlue]

@TokyoKnights3 And there was a prostitute in Mitchelle too. becuse sexyness in Joe Don baker movies is...where? XP ick ick ick

[applebonker141]

HA, how strategic. The guy talking about his kid and bam! Shot...er, TWICE.

[tlrledbetter]

Same guy who made Hobgoblins? That might explain why I thought the stupidly over-the-top music sounded familiar.

[trapadoored]

@tlrledbetter

no way this music could ever be as good as "fish picker"

[ChaoticYak]

I think Cambot was just messing with M&TB with the Yes orchestra hit. He's just sitting there giggling to himself.

[GialloHorror]

Anyone else think Joe Don Baker, looks like Jim Ross from WWE?

LMAO! "And quit drinking baby oil"

I could quote every riff in this movie. They're all HILARIOUS!

One of my all time favorites!

I wish they'd put this back on television. There are no good shows anymore

[Cassavius]

You might think that eight people disliked this, but when Joe Don Baker hits a dislike button once, the sheer weight makes it count for eight people.

[eits1986]

How does anyone dislike this? Do people just hit that button out of boredom???

[WATTSNATIONALIST]

great riff's , bad movie!

[MrWoodywoodward27]

baby oil. lol from Mitchell

[Adamguy2003]

@baileyvg Ever seen when they did 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank'? I lost count of how many fat jokes they made in that.

[carolineskomix]

@Adamguy2003 "'All you can eat'? The jokes on them!"

[Drroxxette]

4:19 - 4:30 = Favorite Pearl Moment Ever.

That blank stare she gives at the end is just brilliant.

[trapadoored]

I gotta say I don't think Yes is techno.

[kftc88]

@trapadoored Maybe a sort of early proto-techno?

[SaveTheTapirs]

Is that Mitchell?!

[Rudobi]

Eeeeeh... Another silly video in the YouTube Mix For Justice even if it hasn't to be in this playlist at all... Fuck.

[GialloHorror]

Joe Don baker disliked this once but they counted his fat ass as 3

[SinnFein4ever]

1:42-2:40

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

(covers ears)

[GregofCanada]

Joe: Big fat nada. Servo: like me.

[pretorious700]

ugh, I just noticed that guy ate the donut that had been in Joe Don Cholesterol's mouth.

I feel ill.

[ArcaneOmen2041]

So does anyone think Joe Don Baker has a casting couch?

[mphst6]

@ArcaneOmen2041 I think Joe Don Baker IS a couch.

[IliyaMoroumetz]

That orchestra hit sounds painful...

...also, is it just me, but shooting a guy for nearly hitting you on the road seems like an monumentally stupid thing to do?  Seriously.

[MichRockHop81108]

big fat nada, thats me! lolz

[JervisGermane]

There a millions of owners of pencils, but only 517 Tom Servos, so I think he's much better.

[Shadowdancer21b]

"Owner of a PEEENCIL!"

[Kinemacolour]

So the sherif at the start of this movie is the writer-director. And he also put together Angel's Revenge.

[guysmiley00]

@SageTheAtheist I could make a snarky comment about being the "owner of a sense of humour", but I agree that this was one of their weaker sketches. Not terrible, just not great.

[SageTheAtheist]

@guysmiley00 Yeah, what the hell was I thinking? I think I had some sand in my vagina when I made that comment. NONE of MST3K is crap.... it's just when you compare some of the brilliant stuff to some of the not so brilliant stuff it seems really weak by comparison. I still think it sucks... but only in comparison to the better stuff. Believe me, I love this show.

[guysmiley00]

@SageTheAtheist No worries - there's no harm in noticing that not everything is great. The MST3K guys are wonderful, but they're not gods. And not everyone's going to like a sketch as much as the next guy, or even like the same sketch as much from one day to another. After all, it's just a show - I should really just relax.

[pretorious700]

@SageTheAtheist I liked it, I guess that make you "superior". Congratulations.

[SageTheAtheist]

@pretorious700 Jeeeeeeeeeeeeez what a drama queen!

[Urdarbrunn]

@SageTheAtheist As a fellow atheist, I think its a little pompous and self-aggrandizing to go by an online name that has "Sage" in it.

[Minyositine]

@Urdarbrunn MY name IS Sage you fucking idiot.

[Urdarbrunn]

@Minyositine You mad, bro? Why you mad?

Lawl at your sock puppet, you pompous windbag.

[rswan5]

The beginning - 0:27

It sounds like the band singing the opening is starting to get tired of singing the same song with different lyrics, doesn't it?

[SageTheAtheist]

@rswan5 Um.... no. Most bands in the world who are popular sing the same songs hundreds or even thousands of times in their lives. (Of course, new ones are added, but imagine how many times Michael Jackson has sung "Thriller" or Ozzy has sung "Crazy Train", and they always make a good performance out of it anyway.) If these are even the same people doing this intro, they only had to do it 5 or 6 different times. It's not like they have to play this thing in concert every night or something!

[TheEpisteme]

Quit drinking baby oil!

[ChaoticYak]

Excuse me, Pearl. Business, business. Deadline, merger, merger, stock options...

[afcukyeah9]

One person who disliked this is... probably Joe Don Baker

[wildvidz]

@afcukyeah9 look at that.. now there's 2 dislikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! horrors! call Brain Guy!

[ShadesofScorpius]

"What goes on in Texas?!"

Oh, you dont wanna know, Tom. You dont wanna know. *shudder*

[supermariofan03]

if they did master of disguise would it be funny?

[MartinRussellSchmidt]

Joe Don Baker's character called the sheriff a "lucky man" at 9:11, the sheriff gets shot dead at 9:20, this movie may hold the cinematic record for character who dies soonest after being called a lucky man or otherwise being told he has a good life.

[ShadesofScorpius]

@MartinRussellSchmidt Best comment EVER! Laughed till it hurt! ^.^

[KingOfUm]

That was kind of a weak skit.

[Amack2]

@KingOfUm well, they can't all be winners.

[KingOfUm]

@Amack2 I imagine it would be really hard to make gold every episode. Also being a not-Yes fan doesn't help.

[antgav79]

fuck i have to watch a joe don baker movie

[antgav79]

owner of a pie!!!

[trapadoored]

@antgav79

I wonder if they had to pay royalties for the use of that Yes orchestra hit.

[pretorious700]

How come these two "crack" (I realize that means something different for JDB) officers didn't hear gunfire about 25 feet from their office door?

[ChaoticYak]

*Joe Don Baker*

Oh, I wish I was illiterate so I didn't have to read that.

[bLuDcLoT06]

@ChaoticYak thumbs down

[vegasfan9]

has cambot ever appeared in a episode for more than the opening credits?

[ChaoticYak]

@vegasfan9 Unless you count him turning into pure energy along with Mike and the other bots at the end of season 7, no. He's filming everything. :)

[smokebreath]

So what exactly goes on in Texas?

[educatedcockroach]

Saying "Hey look at these pictures of my cute little kid I'm about to go home and see." is pretty much the kiss of death in almost all cop/military/sci-fi movies.

[Dulcimerist]

Glade sent MST3K a couple cases of their products for using their name in a riff.

[pretorious700]

Greydon Clark-triple threat loser.

[DanRaccoon]

Owner of a jaaaaaa-a-aah!

[ChaoticYak]

Pearl: Do you begin to see how creativity can lead to productivity?

Servo: Um, no. I'm just kind of depressed.

Crow: Yeah, mostly I feel sad and achy.

Pearl: Well, I'm glad you had fun.

An editor they scrape from the bottom of the barrel every spring.

[danleclerc57]

Pearl is not as funny as Dr. Forrester and T.V's Frank. But she is still pretty funny.

[devospud]

@danleclerc57

she's more like the crazy aunt or substitute teacher you never wanted to have.

[OzzyFan87]

@danleclerc57 She's more evil.

[DrWhiggs]

So swerving slightly caused both cars to die.

[kevinhardy]

lol

[LaDracul]

Wouldn't life be grand if there was the occasional Yes orchestra hit?

[applebonker141]

I only knew this song (but never really heard it) from this episode and when I heard the song on the radio, I died laughing. XD

"And quit drinking baby oil!" *remembers from Mitchell* D:

[CaptainLuckyDuck]

"The owner of a pi~~~e!"^^

[Gomess]

"You're a lucky man, Bob."

"Uh oh..."

Heh, Bob was dead from the moment he entered the scene.

[SinnFein4ever]

8:32-8:40

She did say that it was like a box of chocolates, though. ;)

[ms0487a]

Man, Pearl was hot.

[Megared82]

@ms0487a Actually, without the weird make up, she is kinda hot!

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

I'm the owner of a Pencil, and I don't compare to the owner of a perfectly functional cheese slicer.

[pretorious700]

@zombieman62 He's actually pretty good in "Junior Bonner", a Sam Peckinpah film. He has a very tiny role, which suits him just fine. Prolonged exposure to his beefy stupidity is very disturbing.

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

How does the owner of a currently healthy dog compare to the owner of a junker?

[alexiaNBC]

Tom makes a good argument at the beginning. And how would I stand up as the "owner of a Windows XP" compare to the "owner of a pencil"?

[locke103]

@alexiaNBC or the "owner of an empty cigarette pack"

[pretorious700]

@alexiaNBC XP is probably the best version of Windows ever............and it still sucks.

[Dstorm20xx]

Why did they change the "plot" ?

[jjpalomino]

1:41

[ilikethecoke]

The producer of Hobgoblins?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (jumps out window)

[Theburn77]

dallas? parkland hospital? where's the JFK jokes?

[SpiritoftheEmperor]

guy died like four times.

[kaimar2]

Wow, the sound-quality is really good. THANKS for uploading - you rock!

[ForceMaximus84]

I'm currently the OWNER OF A COKE!!

You know, if that helps.....

[shrews12001]

to this day this is one of those few mst3k movies my friends quote from and the quote isnt a riff

"i didnt kill all those people all by myself"

"Most of em"

"Yeah, bagged my limit that day thats for sure"

[MisterRiffley]

Killin' rules!

[globbo100]

@snikt2k10: "Joe Don Baker was the Steven Segal of his day, without the martial arts?"

But,without the martial arts, how was he like Steven Segal?Huh? What?

[ChaoticYak]

Whoa. I'm terrified...and delighted!

[snikt2k10]

Joe Don Baker was the Steven Segal of his day, without the martial arts. But other than that, their exactly the same. Just different era's.

[pretorious700]

I like the way Joe Don "Geronimo" jerkweed is so gleeful discussing the people he has killed.

[mowque]

Can I have one more justice?

[AtomicSpike]

You can tell how awful a movie is going to be when the bad guys shoot random people for no reason at all. An incompetent writers sad attempt at showing the viewer just how "bad" the bad guys are.

[mowque]

@AtomicSpike I'm really sorry but I can't make another claim on my insurance.

[capthavic]

Not to mention immediately opening fire at police officers.

[ElveeKaye]

The owner of a lonely heart!

is much better than

The owner of a crappy tie!

Hey, you really CAN put anything in that last part, and it still makes sense!

[Enumclaw]

I love how Crow goes 'Uh oh,' right after the bit part cop shows pictures of his kids, cause you just knew he was going to get whacked immediately after.

[Ecronyte]

@Abombinreverse (hello again, btw)

My Neighbor looks like Joe Don Baker. I have to cry every time I see him.

[stig422]

the pictures of my lunch yesterday

[Steviearmitage007]

@abombinreverse

Not really - but I do watch my Bond movies (and living near Pinewood helps!)

[kurjohototheIII]

What goes on in Texas!

Also you can't forget Joe Doe Baker in "Living Daylights" that makes three Bond movies. lol

[jrmarrero96]

Isn't it funny how the first shot you see of Joe Don in "Mitchell" is of him passed out and when you watch this movie the first thing you see of Joe Don is.... him passed out? Coincidence??

[rcevey2]

@jrmarrero96 I've seen an entire page of parallels between Mitchel and Final Sacrifice. They are intriguing.

[alexpr82]

I agree with Steviearmitage007, they shouldve stuck with another Felix Leiter lol he kinda made those two bond movies forgettable..cept for goldeneye maybe

[Steviearmitage007]

Jo Don was in a couple of bond movies - Goldeneye snd Tomorrow Never Dies - and he was pretty bad in both of those too!

[swgmigraines]

I LOVE Pearl's angry face at 4:57! I need to make that face more often.

[JamesOhGoodie]

Yes rules.

[GamertownUSA]

The satellite of love is really dark in these later episodes.

[FrumpyShakes]

Space is a really dark place, I guess.

[pretorious700]

except for those pesky stars

[Applemask]

Everyone who's ever seen this or Mitchell needs to watch Edge of Darkness at some stage and learn the truth - Joe Don Baker is actually perfectly capable of being awesome.

[KidChaos5150]

I am sure he is, and so is Red Brown star of Space Munity

[DrWhiggs]

It's Reb. And Joe Don is good when they don't try to make him the hero.

[trapadoored]

Joe Don was in Mars Attacks-and I liked that,but he was kinda old by then. And he was in two different Bond movies playing two different characters.

[iyuiyoi]

Tom servo has a great voice!

[Capng123]

Wait... why would you have to wait for the drugstore to develop POLAROIDS?!

I can't believe they didn't riff on that...

[singinglawnchair]

Owner of a parcel of land in Montana!

[modchic720]

"Ooh, I wish I was illiterate so I didn't have to read that." Haha, the Joe Don Baker burns start so early in this one. XD

[livinintwilightzone]

Greydon Clark - the producer of Hobgoblins, we're doooooooooooomed!!!

[LRM23936]

Killin' rules!

[exophthalmos]

Mike's delivery of that line always cracks me up.

[jekblom123]

"Owner of a broken gas fireplace"

[Kinemacolour]

They should have done more Joe Don Baker movies.

[dresden51]

Mike- Let's get out the manual. "If you killed someone, turn to page 37."

Crow- Oh, here boss, "If you killed someone and you have our Limited Edition, turn to page 43."

[Oppledeldoc]

I'm not to blame for what went on in Dallas."

Boy, no one will take the flak for that "Donna Reed as Miss Ellie" season.

[BILLCLINTONCAUSED911]

you guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?

[DarkPascual]

"Owner of a lonely heart..."

Love that song...

[KaristaSwiss]

Only of a Broken Heart. DIT DANANANANAN :-o

[zackmarz]

"look how nude i am"

[WorshipInTruth]

"Executive producer, the Sun King".

[whitefalcon79]

"He came, he saw, he acted with Bill McKinney."

LOL

[0megamanX]

ah, good 'ol unlikable Joe Don Baker.

[StabbyTheClown]

*IMPORTANT*

If you post MST3K episodes, make sure there are no comedy central trademarks. I repeat; make sure you can't see the Comedy Central tags during commercial breaks when you post MST3K episodes.

That's why those bastards at Viacom keep getting pieces of episodes taken down.

[SinnFein4ever]

@StabbyTheClown

Yeah, Mike Mozart (he makes those funny "toy fail" vidios on his Jeepers Media account) has been warning the YouTube community about them lately.

They're not above sueing thirteen-year-old kids.

[hossrex]

@StabbyTheClown

Wow... Viacom doesn't even show them anymore, and they're still dicks about it.

If ANY channel would just run MST3K, I'd watch their network.

[allsystems321go]

"...and stop drinking baby oil!" LOL

[johnnui]

I wish i was illiterate so i didnt have to read that XD

[urquhart2001]

Keep circulating the tapes

[ChinchillaAngel]

OWNER OF A PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gillianseed]

Pictures of my lunch yesterday!

[jrmarrero96]

There seems to be no logic to Viacom's rejection of videos that viewers are unable to purchase in stores.

[jeannec1]

I really hate 'Owner of a lonely heart'; it's about the most commercial-sounding muzak pop song I've ever heard.

[pretorious700]

@jeannec1 Yes went through a really hideous phase back then with Trevor Rabin on guitar. It's a shame, because some of their early stuff was pretty good.

[baddog7676]

"And quit drinking baby oil"

That line makes me laugh everytime I hear it LMAO!

[GrixieKong]

You don't suppose it was the same baby oil he used in Mitchell?

"Baby oil! Aaaaaaaagh!!"

[ilovemikenelson]

keep circulating the tapes and stop deleting these!

[Flowbee79]

Hey, am I the only one who had a hankering for Italian food at a barbacue after reading the open credits and listening to that song on the radio? Like someone mixed the Olive Garden with the Kenny Rogers Rotisserie.

[Tareltonlives]

Mmmmmm........

[Flowbee79]

Kevin Murphy (Tom Servo voice man) is hilarious with the musical jokes. He's usually the one with the musical jokes when watching the films.

[Timoth1983]

Whoever is singing that song wants to be James Taylor really bad.

[willowswifteye]

oh god i've been looking for this opening segment for WEEKS

all i had to do was look underneath the massive blob that is Joe Don Baker

[Overocker1]

Turns out that Youtube cannot delete these videos as they are being used for Non-Profit entertainment protected by the Fair use act so YouTube needs to straigten out their act as they may get themselves into trouble

[johnnycache]

youtube is privately owned, they can delete any content they please.

[cale42]

Its annoying YouTube is deleting MST3K episodes. Seriously, whatever happened to "Keep circulating the tapes"?

[Vertigo688]

It isn't YouTube, it's Viacom making invalid copyright claims. What's sad is that YouTube doesn't actually seem to realize that Viacom has no legal claim to the episodes.

They say that episodes that are published on DVDs are illegal to reproduce. The only problem is that people have recorded these episodes before DVDs even existed. Fair game in a legal sense. Those copies are condoned for circulation by Best Brains. If someone rips a DVD and puts it on YouTube, then Viacom would have a case.

[Cyrathil]

And the funniest thing is I used to love this series before it was eventually canceled from Sci-Fi, and had completely forgotten about it until I saw it again on Youtube, so had they not had these up I'd of never been reintroduced to MST3k, which would mean I would never have been able to buy any DVD, so they'll lose money either way.

[Vertigo688]

Eventually, the fans will win out. The right side always does.

[baddog7676]

Viacom SUCKS! Not only have they destroyed many, great, television stations over their time, they claim copyright violations on EVERYTHING!

Fuck Viacom, they'll NEVER win out, because there are thousands and thousands of these videos in circulations and I know they'll continue to surface on youtube.

MST3K FOREVER!@!!!!

[pretorious700]

I have every episode on DVD, so Viacom can POUND SALT!

[s1lverfalcon]

Aww, lucky. They keep deleting my favorite episodes, which aren't available on official DVDs. T_T

[faithinchaos2012]

Here here!  Screw the nazi's at Viacom.