I haven't seen H2, but I think Zombie is at his best when he goes "off the map". I liked House of 1000 corpses and Devil's Rejects for this reason. His movies have a child-like, playful (albeit deranged) charm...and I love the hillbilly white-trash dialogue Zombie is so good at. Keep the lunacy coming. Mr. Zombie.
Everyone ranting on Rob Zombie's films completely did not get the point. Michael Myers is a a legend who's managed to stick around for over 30 years...and you know why that is? Because his story is allowed multiple interpretations. There's John Carpenter's vision and there's Rob Zombie's...not to mention Dwight Little, Dominique Othenin-Gerard, Steve Miner, etc. All are equal and valid.
Michael is so angry and people keep getting in his path or pissing him off and he's pissed! It makes sense. He wants his sister. That's it. He has no respect for human life. Scout (Laurie) is amazing. She is smart, but she's TRAUMATIZED!!!!!!!!!!! duh
id have to say this is a fucken awesome movie idc what anybody says because he may not of stuck to the original plot but it wasnt a fuckin remake it was rob zombies film so basically its his kinda movie and i think his last two movies of michael myers this one is 2 because he also helped with halloween resurrection and that was fucken sick
Well that was just the directors cut ending the ending to the theatrical version was MUCH different. But the DC is a lot better its not just endless killings like in the TC theres a lot more layers as rob zombie says.
This movie was such a disappointment to me. I loved the first one and am a real big Rob Zombie fan and understand that he wanted to do his own thing with it, but this movie just kinda left me scratching my head.
I would like to reboot the (Halloween) franchise. I am thinking about writing a screenplay soon, so if any fans out there would like to give me some input/requests send me a PM. Thanks and have a happy halloween!
let him die. Let michael DIE!!!!!!! He died so many times....its time for him to go to sleep and no more michael. Jason and michael is very pissing me off.
This movie was shit. The characters were annoying, the dialog was laughable (not in a good way), and the acting was some of the worst I've seen in a long while. This kills weren't even that great, i don't know what you were talking about when you said this movie had kills that were rough on your insides. WTF the kills were cheesy and this movie was not scary at all, stop trying to defend it people it is shit.
I found the movie to be entertainning because it was a entertainning horror movie, it didn't seem like a repeat of Halloween movies that have been done.
Gina you are beautiful. I'm sure you get it a lot but how could you not when you are defenitly beautiful.
I hated the first remake and I'm glad I did not go see this one. Rob should just quit directing while he still can and just go back to doing his music.
H2 wasnt scary to me. I was expecting it to be alot more intense with more of a body count and alot more blood.... im serious. I have nothing wrong with the way rob told the story or anything but to me it seemed very unorganized. For starters, most of the characters seemed to have very little screen time before they died and you know nothing about them. Second, the story seemed very rushed and in most parts looked like it was skipping around too quickly. Again... the movie was OK not awesome...
I agree, you aren't given a reason to care if anyone gets offed because you don't learn anything about them or why they are there. Obviously there was only ONE character who you feel bad for going down and that was it!
I know, I guess I wasn't being articulate. What I was trying to get across is that you get mountain-man-Michael-Myers and you get the inner workings of his mind a lot more than a mask slowly walking around and tilting his head to guess what he's thinking.
Your hot
TheShapeH31 1 month ago
U kinda sexxy babe.......
donnyaldridge 7 months ago
hahaha you put the Exorcist theme in your review even though your review Halloween
MrTLR92 8 months ago
@MrTLR92 Yup...if I haven't already said so before in other comments, it's just because I didn't have the Halloween music.
TeamHauntedFlower 8 months ago
I haven't seen H2, but I think Zombie is at his best when he goes "off the map". I liked House of 1000 corpses and Devil's Rejects for this reason. His movies have a child-like, playful (albeit deranged) charm...and I love the hillbilly white-trash dialogue Zombie is so good at. Keep the lunacy coming. Mr. Zombie.
danomanno747 10 months ago
i'm gonna stab u,like,20 times 'cause i'm really mad. lol
TheMYERSFAN25 1 year ago
So much anticipation with so little satisfaction
gooseegg69 1 year ago
Everyone ranting on Rob Zombie's films completely did not get the point. Michael Myers is a a legend who's managed to stick around for over 30 years...and you know why that is? Because his story is allowed multiple interpretations. There's John Carpenter's vision and there's Rob Zombie's...not to mention Dwight Little, Dominique Othenin-Gerard, Steve Miner, etc. All are equal and valid.
COMICFILMEXPERT 1 year ago
ummm im not sure if u knew or not, but that music is from the EXORCIST and not HALLOWEEN jw if u knew, lol
911bloodsucker 1 year ago
Michael is so angry and people keep getting in his path or pissing him off and he's pissed! It makes sense. He wants his sister. That's it. He has no respect for human life. Scout (Laurie) is amazing. She is smart, but she's TRAUMATIZED!!!!!!!!!!! duh
Salvidor72 1 year ago
id have to say this is a fucken awesome movie idc what anybody says because he may not of stuck to the original plot but it wasnt a fuckin remake it was rob zombies film so basically its his kinda movie and i think his last two movies of michael myers this one is 2 because he also helped with halloween resurrection and that was fucken sick
XxWWEXXtRIPLEHX420 1 year ago
UMM IF PEOPLE LIKE H2 THEN U R STUPID
Stingfan200010 1 year ago
did u see the directors cut dvd? lol ur funny!!!!
arturoR97 1 year ago
awsome review love h2
TheBillybear23 1 year ago
H2 SUCKED
Stingfan200010 1 year ago
Damn, You're pretty hot.
You kinda look like Sheri Moon Zombie. lol
BrutalAsHell 1 year ago
I couldn't agree more! I love the review and check out the director's cut! It's a totally different movie!
AmazingMyers200 2 years ago
i really liked this review and the movie.
but i hate one thing.
it's the ending when he sais, DIE!
I got pissed off when i sayd the word, Die.
but a really great review and movie is great on a lot of places :)
imjustserious 2 years ago
Well that was just the directors cut ending the ending to the theatrical version was MUCH different. But the DC is a lot better its not just endless killings like in the TC theres a lot more layers as rob zombie says.
butmunch34 2 years ago
good review, great movie & figure (a girl who spends $ on horror figs is rad!)
what was up with the ending?
DVDSNutz 2 years ago
Yeah before they film certain scenes he has a thing that sprays blood all over.
butmunch34 2 years ago
This movie was such a disappointment to me. I loved the first one and am a real big Rob Zombie fan and understand that he wanted to do his own thing with it, but this movie just kinda left me scratching my head.
PervySage6931 2 years ago
I would like to reboot the (Halloween) franchise. I am thinking about writing a screenplay soon, so if any fans out there would like to give me some input/requests send me a PM. Thanks and have a happy halloween!
BentHenny 2 years ago
let him die. Let michael DIE!!!!!!! He died so many times....its time for him to go to sleep and no more michael. Jason and michael is very pissing me off.
WissMongler 2 years ago
Here's a good request, don't make Loomis a whore lol
scott102590 2 years ago
This movie was shit. The characters were annoying, the dialog was laughable (not in a good way), and the acting was some of the worst I've seen in a long while. This kills weren't even that great, i don't know what you were talking about when you said this movie had kills that were rough on your insides. WTF the kills were cheesy and this movie was not scary at all, stop trying to defend it people it is shit.
stirigiy 2 years ago
Check out my H2 Halloween review.
ghost187don 2 years ago
grreat revieew!!!
i looved this movie!! :)
TheBobMarleyPuppet 2 years ago
you don't know what you're talking about.
SomethingAwfulTube 2 years ago
Awesome review...I really liked H2
shibley182 2 years ago
I found the movie to be entertainning because it was a entertainning horror movie, it didn't seem like a repeat of Halloween movies that have been done.
Gina you are beautiful. I'm sure you get it a lot but how could you not when you are defenitly beautiful.
Nightavenger2 2 years ago
good review
TheBillybear23 2 years ago
will u marry me hunny? funny girl
bibble1127 2 years ago
I hated the first remake and I'm glad I did not go see this one. Rob should just quit directing while he still can and just go back to doing his music.
azart61 2 years ago
LMAO THIS IS SO FUNNY AND TRUE!!!
xxl15 2 years ago 2
Thanks! :-)
TeamHauntedFlower 2 years ago
That movie was really great, its not the first halloweens, its something else, its very good
shaun5700 2 years ago
lol u kinda look like Laurie or i guess Angel myers
Sureno209 2 years ago
AAAHHH!
Maybe I should practice my slow smile...one corner.....wait for it wait for it.....the other corner.....whoa now I'm crazy scary! ;-)
Seriously that part was kinda creepy.
TeamHauntedFlower 2 years ago
man this movie really sucked
it was really boring i even left the movie theater.
rob zombie fucked this movie up big time!
pinchepatrickk 2 years ago
you are a dumbass for leaving the movie, your opinion is shit
shaun5700 2 years ago
hahaha thanks :)
pinchepatrickk 2 years ago
The white horse and his wife are terrible.
telomerase1978 2 years ago
Rob is a mess and the white horse is gay.
thezombiekiller1000 2 years ago
Good Review:D
I'm still undecided on the movie, I Love Zombie have all his cd's White & Rob.
I Personaly thought it wasn't bad and interesting but just empty, I Was expectng Devil's Reject's syndrome first movie is eh second is amazing!
gunsnhalen 2 years ago
H2 wasnt scary to me. I was expecting it to be alot more intense with more of a body count and alot more blood.... im serious. I have nothing wrong with the way rob told the story or anything but to me it seemed very unorganized. For starters, most of the characters seemed to have very little screen time before they died and you know nothing about them. Second, the story seemed very rushed and in most parts looked like it was skipping around too quickly. Again... the movie was OK not awesome...
XTestamentOfYoreX 2 years ago
I agree, you aren't given a reason to care if anyone gets offed because you don't learn anything about them or why they are there. Obviously there was only ONE character who you feel bad for going down and that was it!
TeamHauntedFlower 2 years ago
Yeah exactly. Im glad someone else understands that.
XTestamentOfYoreX 2 years ago
LOL..I love your describtion of Michael being "so mad" lol.
ableedingcorpse 2 years ago
Thanks! :-)
TeamHauntedFlower 2 years ago
his face was always known, they show you in the original movie
DestroX71689 2 years ago
I know, I guess I wasn't being articulate. What I was trying to get across is that you get mountain-man-Michael-Myers and you get the inner workings of his mind a lot more than a mask slowly walking around and tilting his head to guess what he's thinking.
TeamHauntedFlower 2 years ago