Wanda Sykes as "Gladys Murphy" -impound crap

[laurensneakysmile]

this some racial shit!

[cmtcountry712]

I love this - so funny!

[TheBlizzardWarrior]

smell like you sold yo ass to the devil

[jestman5]

These are funnny lol!

[RomanRoyale]

I have not laughed this hard in AGES lol

[JayyManiac]

sooooo funny!!!



[SilentGabrie]

Hilarious!!!

[caribeandude1]

"I'mo take a dump in every last car you got there, I'mo pee on your counter, I'mo do it all to show you how it feels" Hilarious.

[ghostielocks]

4 people are 400 pound men

[lottiestar]

4 people found turds in their cars.

This is just PRICELESS.

[clmoo]

I'm crying right now. "I'm gonna pee on your counters!"

[yayamichelle97]

how about i pitch loaf on couch lmao.............. shit is hilarious. im take a dump every last car .......lmao you gonnna be on the news......... lmao  racial shit right here.........lmao

[yayamichelle97]

how about i pitch loaf on couch lmao.............. shit is hilarious. im take a dump every last car .......lmao you gonnna be on the news......... lmao

[domipurcell]

haaaa this bitch is fucking funny i got a 2by4 racial shit..

[keeshailee]

the word is lesbian.....get a dictionary

[fortais2]

@keeshailee Your sentence doesn't have a period.

[lilguy1171]

wanda sykes may be a fuckin fat black lesbien liberal cunt but shes funny

[imaginaryboii]

Did he realized it was Wanda??

[Rudewah]

How bout I go over to your house and pitch a loaf on your sofa

[cocomcloven96]

some one help i cant stop laughing

[Lashantil]

she is out of her mind ,the woman is talking about hot shit.lol!!!

[GiantGummieBears]

when she said "it's as long as my arm" i swear i pissed my self AND started crying...lol!!! i've never heard anything this funny in my life!!!!

[timmytango]

Yuck. Wanda Syskes has such a fat butt

[KatsRDaBestNY]

LOL! I love wanda sykes OMG!

[purplesnowflake0898]

WTF! LMAO!

[PassionateMoonlight]

LMFAO!

[caribeandude1]

I love me some Wanda Sykes

[Mobee211]

STEAM IS COMING OFF OF IT! hahahahhahah

[billyboylb]

"How bout I come over to your house and pinch a loaf on your couch?" LOL...she's too damn funny!

[Emmyceru]

I fucking love Wanda Sykes. I'm laughing so hard tears are coming out of my eyes.

[n1blackman4u]

@Emmyceru Me too

[yoshinetzero]

can you discribe the piece of shit XD

[GuillotinexGore]

so you're saying you're not gonna bring the turd back to me? ._. no, you know what?... just a sample? LMAO!

[xjumpstudios]

it smells like you sold yo ass to the devil

LMAO

i love wanda sykes.

[wryinslayer]

i think im going to piss my pants XD

[mrmichaeldouglas]

This made me fucking howl.. I love this woman! You want me to come to your house and pitch a loaf on your coach? lmao! hilarious! Wanda I love you!

[blueyedevilboi86]

I think I will sue you... you're going to get an e-mail from my lawyer...

[brotmann86]

can you desribe the piece of shit?

LOL

[reyaz02]

that smells like you sold your ass to the DEVIL. thats what this is..... smells ungodly! hahahaha LOL

[colibri1]

About 1:30, they put her on speaker phone.

[mamasgirl51080]

Oh God Wanda! I'm crying from laughing so hard! You just made my day!

[desdendle]

I think this some racial "shit'...

[popgoiuuod]

You must be alot of fun at gatherings.. SOmeone tells a joke and you start rationalizing and ripping it apart..

Sound like a real exciting kinda person..

[lois0must0die]

you sold yo ass to tha devil that came from the pits of hell..LMAO HILARIOUS!!!

[Joshstarrr]

steam is coming offfa it

[velocity246]

OMG I almost died laughing!

[ShadowWintyr]

Haha I almost died of laughter. I couldn't breathe. This was some funny as hell shit. Wanda Sykes rocks!!! I love that women.

[styh06]

That was freaking GREAT!!! I was crying, I was laughing so friggin hard.... :)

[kmrollings]

"I'm gonna get 7 on my side"

oh mannnn!!!

that made me laugh for a

good five minutesss!!!!

"This is a 400 pound man;;either that or a gorilla"

LOL!!!!!

[stejl]

I LOVE WANDA! She's brilliant!

[WhenYouSeeMeJUMP3322]

OhMyGahd !!!!! I was fkn CRYINGG ! :DD

[cuckoopuffs87]

LMBO!!!!!! This is ridiculous!!!

[redvsblue2]

Pinch a loaf on yo couch hahaahha

[krazykool1988]

Wow that's funny.. those men are so unprofessional! If this was a real situation, they would have gotten sued and lost there jobs. You can laugh afterwards, but not while on the phone w/ the person.

~ Realness 711 ~

[g0lf1n]

haha.. the took a risk, but damn... oh so funny!

[donkeywheels]

funniest thing i have ever heard

[WWERULEZ1213]

i rember this one frome the show

[Arkee93]

Imma Dew it ALL To SHOW you How it FEELS lmaooooo!

[magenrange121212]

"Steam is coming off of it!" LOL!!

[imjustsofree]

She is too stooopid I love her.

[gfred611]

How bout I come pitch a loaf on your couch??!! ROTFLMAO!!!

[ClEaNfReAk85]

How much you weigh?

About 400 pounds

That's yo turd

LMFAO!!!!!

[howlettman]

"sold you ass to the devil!" lolololololololollolololololol­olollolololololololollolololol­olololollolololololololollolol­olololololollololololololololl­olololololololollololololololo­lollolololololololollololololo­lololollolololololololollololo­lololololollolololololololollo­lololololololollololololololol­ollolololololololollololololol­ololollolololololololollololol­ololololollolololololololollol­ololololololollolololololololo­lololololollolololololololollo­lololololololollololololololol­ollololololololololol

[impressive71]

i can't remember when I last laughed this hard...my stomach hurts!!

[marig293]

"smells like u sold ur ass to the devil" lmaooo that was so funny

[thatdarncalvin]

i cant even breath

[stuffers09]

I lol'd at "Bring it back and we'll compare it to our other turds."

[Rikoshima]

hahaha. omg. wanda sykes.

[Pis22]

steam is coming off of it!

[getoverit015]

ahahahahahhaa

this is the pinnacle of how awesome wanda sykes is

i actually love this so much

[kereokacola]

Guy: "How long does it look like it's been sitting there?"

Gladys: "STEAM is coming off of it!"

[fofixxsmiles789]

I LOVE THIS! <333

[abbysummer]

hehehe...i had to stop this 3/4 way through becuase i was laughing/ crying so hard...at work! damn she is good.

[Paul88732592]

Ok, how about i go to yo house and pitch a loaf on yo couch... lmao

[alexisSHAINAxD]

rofl!!!!

[vivalasvegas63]

omfg sooo funny

[CaptainTrainman]

Thats just too much

[beaugarsNYC]

Oh God, I'm outta breath laughing over this one!

[JamaicaSugar]

And it's still steamin'! Hahahahaha!

[uwontdis]

thats yo turd

[drdouble5]

I'm gonna pee on yo' counter!

[MoanaLindsey]

"YOU KNOW WHAT!??", " I'mma keep it, make a nice conversation piece". lmao

[dapatry1]

OMG...I'm still LMFAO!!! :)

Thanks so much for this, especially on a Monday morn!

Taker Easy & Peace!

David

[dapatry1]

Thanks Mama & Crazylady92 for posting this! I'm LMFAO & I just got up @ 15 - 20 mins. ago!

Taker Easy & Peace!

Buthchie Dave Tha DJ (David)

[AndrewOMG]

a nice converstaion piece lmfao

[rohanwow]

pinch a Loaf lol

[HSUProductionCompany]

pitch a loaf! ha!!!

[rohanwow]

omg I cannot breathe, that was fucking funny

[armanisilk]

You smell like you sold your ass to the devil! Thats what it smells like!

[Jal8919536]

"That came from the pits of Hell!"

XD

[jaxkipi]

LMAO!!!!!

[foreverfallen121]

I can't BREATHE! oh man that woman cracks me up so much! I love it!

best comedian out there

I can feel my face tingling I'm laughing so hard.

[DrK2Reiko]

big shitty TURD in the back seat!!! god that was funny

[Shaft2009]

is this a prank call? Its funny as hell, a 400 pounder big shit.

[arequipa1]

this is ridiculous hilarity! LOL!

[Ajak28Hype]

this is TOO FUNNY!!!! Its as long as my arm lolololol

[morbidgoodfun]

I wish I had that kinda luck to pick up the phone for a prank call, and I get a dude like that on the line! He totally went with it! lmao

[Fearless2005]

lol racial shit

[kelperkay]

hahaha

[megasept]

400# guy: "you're not going to even bring us a sample?"

give the guy a hand, er, applause.

[badboyforlife10195]

2x4 in the back of my car lol adding this

[ggdavis]

PITCH A LOAF!!!

[rgg216]

"Steam is coming off of it."

[Kuriyama]

Bwahahahahahahahahaahah!~

[tripoholic]

HOLY SHIT!!!

[supersalomi]

no EVIL SHIT its from the pits of hell

[member887]

sold it 2 the devil hehehehe omg

[saaraaah]

hahaaahahha OMG

[jukulover]

pitch a loaf lol

im gonna take a dump in every car u got there im gonna pee in your counter ima do it all lmao lol

[cherishluv]

"spitting out the water I'm drinking" ROTF, LMAO, CTFU, LOL HAHAHAHEHEH-- And did he ask her, How big is it! How long is it??? Oh my goodness.. (tears in my eyes) LOL

[RevanEcks]

wow 400lbs

[Garkid08]

lMao

she is a hot mess

[Nzingakili]

this was ridiculously funny. i wonder if the guy was really 400 pounds.

[PlaymakerSeries]

hahahahahaha

[jaywoolley25]

shes fucking funny!!! lol

[banmidoulover06]

"I think this some racial s**t too. That's what this is!"

LMAO!

[ladyvee7110]

I don't know who was funnier, Wanda(Gladys) or the guy she was talking to...LMAO.

[sethocopia]

LOL

[OUTTAIDEAS88]

LMFAO

[Justakid12]

does anybody have a website where i can see crank yankers episodes

[Derek2722]

google crank yankers and it's the first one. They load very slowly and it doesn't work very well though.

[fanarof]

This was the best crank yanker EVER!!!!

[homosapien408]

hahhahahha. this is great....sold your ass to the devil..ahahhahahahah OMG. SteAM. oh that's grand, damn Wanda Sykes. where is she at these days, she should come down to the bay: to San Jose Improv. I would see her for sure. She hella funny.

[Mobee211]

the funniest one ever! i wish this had the original puppets etc. so damn funny

[zwfwrestling]

look up gladys murphy turd on comedy central, they got it up over there

[nickster1622]

that waz really funny i have heard it before but i took a bigger one b 4

[dadezbombz]

lmfao "it prolly came OUTCHA ASSSS"