John Petrucci Phycho Rig and guitar Tech. Subs[ESP]

[Jorvas25]

Deep Fried Pancakes!

[metalrockrt]

Dios o John Petrucci?

Q pregunta tan pendeja todo el mundo save que John Petrucci es Dios

[GatesOfGehenna76]

Those chemicals

[Sixhomega]

@GatesOfGehenna76 we need a couple of those chemicals jeje

[williamwestphal]

Why adam02 did deleted this one? ...

[Morphis]

@williamwestphal He said he lost some when an HD crashed.

[noeinsane]

michael angelo batio te flashea la cara y da clases a todo mundo hahahaha

[147pablox]

boring..

[rehando]

FAT PIZZA :D

[Juvahansen1]

"Oh, this is the Michael Angelo Batio preset right here, yeah, what happens is that Michael Angelo Batio drops down from the roof with four guitars and slices your face open with each and everyone" :D

[whatstillremains]

get rid of these retarded subtitles that take up the whole fucking vid

[Lgw1984]

@whatstillremains

Get rid of these WRONG subtitles... It's translated like shit.

[whatstillremains]

@Lgw1984 well that wasnt exactly the point i was trying to make.

[Rawk4Life]

The guy who re-uploaded the vids is probably Spanish. Be happy he did because Adam02 took them down from his channel.

[whoohaaXL]

Ya, eet's very goot.

[floridashorti]

yep malm's fatmouth recipes are dismissed as pointless........

[GuitarVato96]

band members ive killed so thats what happened to kevin moore

[NapoleanXV]

@GuitarVato96 No no no no. He kept having excuses because he didnt want to go on the awake turr. He made excuses like "I cant play keyboards anymore I forgot" or "Ive got really bad diarrhea"

[todaystomsawyer]

@NapoleanXV

omg im so sick of puting up w/ haterz. u no wut? i didn't eat 2day cuz i'm angelica and i liek unwarnted atentn. ur just ignerant.

wut duz unwarntted mena??? LOL

[dontbelikejake]

dont be such a pussy

[Tkdguy73]

Only I can afford these chemicals

[DOPEMAN2FRESH17]

oh heres my guitar tech, yingvey malmsteen..... lol!

[TheZombieRitual]

@DOPEMAN2FRESH17 Not to be a douche but, IT IS SPELLED YNGWIE! 

[DOPEMAN2FRESH17]

oh heres my guitar tech, yingvey malmsteen..... lol!

[karlosChavez]

Here's my pedalboard of death! ahhahaha

[SHREDDER222X]

XDXD ahahahaahahahaaa

LMAO!!!!

[antideathcoremovment]

fuck off non english subtitles

[Rawk4Life]

The guy who reuploaded these is probably Spanish.

[niniaty]

HAHAHAHAhahhahaahahahaHAHA!!! i cannot stop laughting at this shit.. freakin funny!! XD LOL

[Naruto1151]

can you put this up without subs?

[shaqdaddy11]

"cheesecake recipe book" lmao fatass yingwe.

[tommisabre666]

John Petrucci is the only person whom is able to kick Chuck Norris' ass

[gnryeah]

@tommisabre666 I think Bruce Lee did kick Noriss's ass once, which caused a time paradox which spawned Petrucci at the beggining of time. He eventually killed satan, took his place, and destroys everyone he see's as unfit. He occasionally inhabits a body of a man named John, who does his musical bidding. The only reason Chuck Norris is still alive, is that Petrucci see's him as worthy, and thus doesn't kill him.

This is only what I've heard though, It might have been Jacki Chan instead of Lee.

[tommisabre666]

@gnryeah Aha, that explains it!

[twitchzsm24]

"he said he had a career once, i dont beleive a word that comes out of his fat mouth

[sovtek50]

jajajaja

[TomMorello725]

quiero esa pedalera mortal de la muerte para navidad

[dedenapraia]

hehehehehehehehe chinos desde el tejado y te rajan la cara

[Cthulttio]

These Psycho Lessons of John Petrucci are so hilarious! Laughing my ass off.

[SlashIsRockNRoll2010]

heres mt pedal board of death

[Andylikestofunk]

Malmsteen is amazing....but his playing is more technical than musical....I mean..but that's my opinion, each person has a favorite guitarist and mine is JP

[wallytalivan]

El recetario del gordo Yngwie xD

[CharlyxR]

John Petrucci se ha convertido en nuestro Chuck Norris jajajajajaja

[lantz1992]

cheesecakes

[rokunoshadow]

jajajajajajja esta muy bueno! john es seko!!! xDDD  la gente muere con el pedal! xDDD jjajajaja

[netorockerg]

Esplota??? jaja

[BenitOssj]

JAAJJAAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJ­A!!!!! ptm q genialidad!!!

[CharlyxR]

jajajaja, michael angelo batio salta al escenario y da clases... que tortura!!!!!

[vera881]

En realidad dice "Michael Angelo Batio salta del techo con cuatro guitarras y te raja la cara con cada una"

[CharlyxR]

cierto, pero la traduccion suena mas cool :)

[Empofarector]

Jaja, muy loco, esta bien rara la voz que le ponen a Jesus, digo, a Petrucci

[MrAngryMonday]

the best is the way he says (pretty amazing) in all the videos, so fucking arogant! and JP actually think it´ s funny himself!

[Mexicanopkr]

La CAGASTE con lo de yngwie dude pero bah me isiste llorar de risa asii ke te perdono

[luchomilla]

esta xvr lo de yngwie es una mierda

es rapido pero no sirve asi qe me dio mas risa aun xD

[educabeiras]

Yngwie no es ni mejor ni peor que Petrucci simplemente es mas antiguo y con mas reputacion que el asi que, no tengo mas que decir adios

[MaLaKaThIsS]

KILLZONE MODE!!!

[Satriani9130]

yngwie tarta de queso jajajajajajajaja culo gordo xD

[jorgepresaggio]

JAAAJAJajajajjajajajajajjjaaja­jajajajajajaajajjjajajajjajaja­jjajajajajajjajajajajajjajajaj­ajajajajajajjajajajajajajajaja­jajjajajajjjajajajajajajajajaj­ajajajajajjajajajajajajajajaj SALTAN CHINOS DEL TEJADO Y TE RAJAN LA CARA! jajaja

[OLDMANSCHILDRULZ]

jaja o las abejas asesinas y las minas jajajajaaaajajajjajaja

[Horomaru]

La gente "esplota"....lol! XDDDD

[rapskallionxyz]

"You're all fucking shit, and don't even try to be like me."

[fredbear18]

Damn, Petrucci and Malmsteen got fat!

[Kahnweiler]

Malmsteen got fat - Petrucci got muscular.

[Musitalix]

True fact, he's a beast now!

[Szartard]

WELCOME BACK GUITAR NOOBS.

[Skizofisticated]

michael angelo drops down from the roof and slice people faces open! john is probably more violent during shows than i expected, and yngwie seems a little ball and humble, a little like petruccis slave! hahaaaah, cheacecakes

[WOWman1797]

iv seen this like 14 times and im still laughing my ass off

[charlyvibrando]

ay no mames... que pendejada!!!

[tocko92]

he doesnt say roast dog, he says roast duck, so it should be translated "pato asado", not "perro asado"

[serchypower]

50 billion of notes per sec OMFG!!! I'll Die HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[ldiego08]

Yngwei: "Yaa ist vedy gut! :D"

[jukuro9898]

what happens is that michael angelo batio jumps down from the roof with 4 of his guitars and slices your face open with each and everyone!!!!hahhahahaha SHITTTTTTTT!

[philbertfwog]

hahahahahaha the end. these clips are some of the funniest shit on youtube.

[a7xDee]

John Petrucci must be laughing himself to death watching these :D

[jbrettdF250]

the ending is the best part

[Wakhakwi]

"Here's my pedal-board of death" xD

[Azurlake]

Jajaja qué capullo el que puso los subtítulos, está todo mal!! Michael Angelo Batio no te flashea la cara y da clases a todo el mundo, sino que te raja la cara con cada una de sus cuatro guitarras... xDDDD y más cosas, por supuesto, pero son demasiadaaaas

[thirdeye192]

"i found him in a ditch, rotting away. he just eats cheesecakes all day"

HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahafuckingHAH­AHAHAHAAAHA!!!!

[metalerohead951]

funniest one ive seen so far! hilarious!... especially the part where he talks about how the foot pedals release chinese men from the roof to kill people... lol XD

[carlos2095]

hello guitar noobs!!xD so funny

[AlabamaManWhore]

LOL YGNVE

[BJHuff04]

hahaha, this is amazing. every guitarist eats petrucci's shit. he's pretty much god on guitar.

[jonnyrokr]

"you all soak in shit, don't even try to be like me" <- lmao

[vayde]

lol it's roast duck not roast dog! Btw you should credit adam02 for making these awesome vids!

[frozenlicks]

great doving.....its a lot of creativity you used in your video.....thats one of the craziest joke ive ever heard..

[Smashmund]

That is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen! I LOVE IT!

[flacidReece]

Bumblefoot has videos now. do a series of them.

[JoseM01Ric]

petrucci es realmente bueno bueno! pero pobrecito yngwie... el tmbn merece respeto! jajaja

viva el guitarrista!

[ibruse]

PETRUCCI  4 LIFE

[josechaves1213]

Pedalera mortal de la muerte... lol... valga la redundancia

[3humm]

shut up noobs

es un video gracioso pendejos

no hinchen las bolas que no sabben nada de musica

igual petrucci le rompe el orto a yngwie

[necroyoli08]

el pendejo eres tu cabron, que tiene q ver este pinche video con saber algo de musica idiota, el q no sabe nada de musica eres tu, por q si supieras algo de musica no harias comentarios tan pendejos al respecto, por cierto ¿que es orto?

[ohwhatacereal]

that is fucked up

poor yngwie

[JoseM01Ric]

si es q esta subtitulado, porq los manes estos ablan en ingles?? q imbeciles si lo subtitulan es para q los q no entiendn bien puedn acoplarce un chance... pero a estos idiotas no les sale nada, latinos frustrados (los 2 d abajo)

[rushsubdivisions]

this is bull shit petrucci's like the best guitarist that there ever was dont mock him. bastards!

[necroyoli08]

I didnt like it, i think its very stupid

[MegaMaiden21]

fuck u

[necroyoli08]

fuck you bitch its ridicuous

[MegaMaiden21]

fuck u bitch its not

[necroyoli08]

oh yeah youre right this is about the most intelligent joke ive ever heard, it takes a lot of creativity to make fun of real artists right?, fuck you and fuck everybody, who support stupid jokes like this

[lasswelltwo]

fuck you dipshit. John Petrucci is a big reason why I play guitar. If you are such an idiot that you can't take a joke then maybe you shouldnt get on youtube. Besides, I'm pretty sure John Petrucci doesn't need you protecting him as if you're his mommy. I doubt he cares what anyone thinks. He knows he's badass and thats all that matters. Go fuck yourself you annoying little pansy ass bitch, but don't laugh at anything, you have absolutely NO SENSE OF HUMOR!!! DICK!!!

[necroyoli08]

first of all I am not protecting anyone BITCH,I dont give a shit abuout what you think or any of you bitches think, my first comment was: I DIDNT LIKE IT I THINK ITS VERY STUPID, well that was just my opinion which you little piece of shit couldnt stand, from my piont of view you shouldn't get on youtube because you cant even stand someone else's comment, by the way I don't give a shit about this fucking joke

[thuglyfe91332]

the maker made this as a joke because everyone knows petrucci is a badass he wasnt bashing petrucci

[andre9201]

hahha esta cagadisimo

[Grossuli]

una sola frase:

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

[ioanessgt]

muy gracioso

[skateisgood]

is this real?

[juancitotube2]

Nope, that's only a lot of tears from the frustrated guitarist sindicate.

[nuculais]

perro asado hahahahahahaha XD!

[nuculais]

saltan chinos desde el tejado y te rajan la cara hahahahaha ahhahaha no mames hahahaa, y el wei toca tan rrapido que funde las cuerdas de la guitarra XD 5 *****

[Fexs007]

LMAO XD XD XD XD

[Stonedog1991]

view my video you got to not try to laugh

[sandqwert]

como idea está bien lo de la traducción, ya que semejante video debe estar disponible para aquellos que no sepan inglés... AHORA, habiendo dicho esto, la traducción dista de ser buena, ni hablemos de literal.

Entiendo el punto de la traducción, pero creo que debiste haberte esforzado un poquito más =)

2/5 es mi voto, ya que la traducción en parte mata al video en si. Salu2, y a mejorarlo que siempre se puede!. (no lo tomés como crítica destructiva)

[Xelo8]

jjajajaj

chinos que te rajan la cara!!!!

xD

[Panterallica93]

YngWEI!

pedalera mortal de la muerte!

esta noche calculo que moriran 20 mil gentes!

mi tecnico de guitarras yngwie malmsteen!

jajajajaja!!! XDDD esta kgadizimo el video!!

[walter124]

petrucci eres mi dios

[LesPauloCaster]

De los mejores videos de Youtube, definitivo! Vean la version original del usuario Adam02, mejor! Lo q si esta horrible son los subtitulos mal interpretados q le han puesto a este vid.

[piasochik]

q mierda mas wena! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD RAYOS Q MATAN GENTE DE LA PEDALERA LOOOOOOOOOOL XD

[soygianola]

jajaja No le veo sentido a este libro de recetas asi que muevete culogordo

jajajajaja...

[doom667]

JAJAJA excelente xD

[Geeroth]

"I don't care, Yngwie. Shut up."

HAHA

[chinguetas47810]

Si , ultimamente a Youtube suben pura mierda , esto es de lo mejor.

[palomofozero]

what a helll??? jojojojojoj

[Ibenezrulez]

LMFAO OH MYGOD!! ABB SURGERY WANTED!

[wintermaker]

Holy shit! I pee my pants!!! Hahahaha, extremely funny... better if you watch it in your school's library, with everybody staring at you and sayin' STFU. Best of the week, by far...

[Autumnmaker]

shut up and suck my supper twanger you putrid corpse!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA LOL xDXDXDXDXD

[giovannametal66]

lol!! xD...and guys dont be such a jackass is just humor!...esta bueno el video!!!para morirse de risa!!!

[beandogster]

if only all of youtube was this good

[Fermuertte]

ajajjajajaja picnhes pendejadas xD el malmsteen pinche libro de resetas de puras porkerias jajajaja todos los weies k eh matado d l banda XD ajjajajajajajaja

[gamarra84]

que bueeeenoooo! nunca me habia reido tanto, (despues de ver midachi),que capo ete chabon,se pasa

[stalhuth]

en mi vida me habia reido tanto jajajajajajajajajaja

[takujei]

Malmsteen!!!! jajajaj

[canman87]

"He says he used to have a career... I don't believe a word of it."

Hahahahaha.

[maniacablator]

jaja l GENTE ESPLOTA

[GuatOne]

gay

[LAYUCHEBI]

dudde u got nothing to do other than fucking up the videos??

[rupdaddy]

your subtitles aren't very good...poor translation.

[VictorHarkin]

PEDAL MORTAL DE LA MUERTE xD

a pasado de lansa xD

jjejjejeje rifador ...

[jonny170]

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[vairockstring]

haha! fuckin' good dude.. he es god.. xd hahaha..

greetings.. (H)

[DTR4IN]

shiits LAME!

[Deepclaw]

SO FUCKING FUNNY!! xD

[Vanklar]

aOAOJAJOOAJJOA , aunke prefiero sin traduccion XDD

[juanpx]

muy gracioso .. pero hay algun puto video de verdad de jp????

:@

[DaveMustaine14]

mal traducido xD!..

[GuitarArt]

muy bueno. te partes.

[abeloa]

maomenos

[Hasjhus]

Haha den eide/pwned xD

[DiomedesTididax]

EXCELENT!! IS SO DAMN COOL!!

[Carlos15ag]

HI-LA-RIOUS !

[cuchote]

juauaujja muy bueno

[angelguz]

esta mal traducido

[yngmab]

mal traducido pero el sentido de lo que dice te llega jajaja

[metalxfox]

LUL

[tehsimo]

LOL

[pantalonescongelados]

Kul !