Christian Dating

[POETICRELEASE1]

This is hilarious!

[wildhorse1986]

Hmm...

Did he blaspheme within the first few seconds?? Sounded like he said "oh my..."

[jokesforjesus]

@wildhorse1986 He said "Oh my gosh."

[CountryGalNZ]

Really neat video! :)



[TrueInnovator159]

man... I remember this stuff going on during prayer meetings... haha... oh man...

[MayerEO]

priceless

[ChristianGirlStacy]

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[relampafuego]

1:31 -guy in the right, thinking: "Dude, say something, cuz our cover is blown"

[Poptart313HP]

lol this was awesome. I totally thought i was going to be offended but....good job!

[HypoTheLlamas]

@redeemed0204 and that is the lie that the world has taught them. The lie that they are human so that they have to think about doing certain things or they are normal to WANT to do the things everyone else does in dating relationships.I can't help, but accept the truth of the Bible and that is that the Holy Spirit changes who a believer is which means they no longer act, think, or talk like they once did.They have become a new creation.Not an old creation who now has the ability to be different.

[meeeemay]

Women shouldn't be celibate. They can't be saved if they are.

"But women will be saved through childbearing--if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety." [1Timothy 2:15]

Their DNA/soul will be recomposed through the multiple menstruations.

God's punishment, for not bearing children.

[Soldier4Christ4Ever1]

Haha! I like this! This so reminds me of my life.

[embracingreality]

This reminds me of the vast overwhelming majority of "singles" groups, meetings, Sunday school classes that I've ever attended and why I will likely grow old and die alone before I would ever attend another one. And Christian women are wondering why they can't meet their husbands?

[jedi189]

Well I think the guy taking his jacket off is stupid and immature. He knows better than not to take his jacket off in the middle of prayer. Now I will say this Christians should and can date just like non believers but unlike non-believers Christians if they choose to shouldn't date non Christians. I as a believer in the father, son and holy spirit have duty to honor God and honor Jesus with the choices I make.

[jazzx251]

@jedi189

There we have the reason why - in many ways - "mental" inbreeding has caused such harm in the world.

If a group only breeds from its own ingroup - or meme pool - you'll get ever more crazy shit coming out. That's exactly what's happened.

Consider the crazy christianity typical of the USA compared to most European versions - being isolated in the New World for nigh-on 400 years meant that the Christian meme mutated through in-breeding into something rather unpleasant.

[nathanbrisk]

terrible but funny!

[AvailabilityNow]

LOOOOOOOOOOLLL

[odamae86]

lol that was funny. good job

[brentonsbbe]

That was stupid on a whole new level. It's retarded that Christians think they have to date a special way just because their a Christian. It talks about dating no where in the Bible. It only speaks of Marriage and Sex. So stop "Christian dating", you look like a tool.

[HypoTheLlamas]

@brentonsbbe Christian's shouldnt date like the majority of the people do. If someone is really a Christian they will not want to do the things people do in a "normal" dating relationship.

[ksandnp]

@HypoTheLlamas They will still "want" to do those things, but they will have the restraint and knowledge to NOT to those things as normal dating relationships do. :-) We are after all...human.

[HypoTheLlamas]

@ksandnp Its not about having the knowledge to not do things they shouldn't do. If you are a Christian and all your ever want to do is have sex with the hottest girl you see or do other things that are according to the flesh, then where is the evidence of the Holy Spirit in your life? You can't on one hand lust after someone all the time, but then say its ok since your a human.

[ksandnp]

@HypoTheLlamas Because we are human we have those urges innately, but with the Holy Spirit you can control those urges and do what is right.

[HypoTheLlamas]

@ksandnp I just don't think I can agree with that. It seems you are making out the Holy Spirit to be this thing that Christian's have that suppresses our human nature, but from how I understand the scripture the Holy Spirit fills a believe and gives them a new nature....

[TheHigherVoltage]

@ksandnp "but with the Holy Spirit you can control those urges and do what is right. "

What non-sense. If that were true, there'd be no pedophile priests, and no meth-addicted gay preachers. Christianity does not teach people to be good. It teaches people how to shed responsibility for their actions.

[armstronglance]

Joe, did you write that guitar diddy at the end?

[jokesforjesus]

@armstronglance That guitar lick is from a song called Passing Through from my brother's band Dynamik.

[ChristianDatingTalk]

hahahha that was so funny!!! Nice job haha. For real Christian Dating Videos check out my channel lol

[jwjh1269]

pretty funny

[dan122189]

this was so funny lol

[Rustystud]

haha. that's so true. 

[5iv3z]

ahahahahahahaahahhaahahhaahaha­h

[TheApocalypticMime]

...these 'men'. Great expression. Funny!

[ticablue123]

and thats how it goes you go girl!!!

[MarkPatriots]

They should do where it's about Christian women's pathetic tactics to nab themselves Christian men.

[rhettboy]

It's funny coz it's true

[iCandyTechnodog]

lol so truthful.

[pacmanpackpuff]

If you are real christian you well try to wait for marriage and keep your thing in your pants for the guys and girls keep your private areas covered untill walking down the isle then your blessed when you both mate like two humming birds but if you do it before you have rotten oaks and your marriage is not blessed.

[pacmanpackpuff]

The whole prayer meeting is a time with God not the time to be in your flesh keep that in mine when you go to a prayer meetings your not there to get laid your there to serve God in prayer.

[Grapes428]

Men: I need to find a good woman who will take care of me and live her life with me, and will be happy doing it.

Women: I need to find a great guy with awesome qualities who will be the best husband ever. But I want him to believe in God like I do, I want to have children and raise them to be religious. I want to show off my family in church every week and show how religious we are. I want them to quote the bible. And I want my husband to make sure all this happens.

Kind of annoying.

[sailorcharlene]

hahahahhahahhahah

[Koejopley]

that was priceless.

[aiiirdryy]

hahaha that's awesome. :D

[horseladykim]

belly laugh! this was too funny! I had to share.

[promisedgrace]

That was too funny...a needed lift - I had to subscribe!

[jrsimeon02]

lol, such a shame, such a pretty face. HA HA, j/k! This is close to being sacrilegious, and I don't know any decent girl that would go to a prayer meeting alone w/ two guys, but your log-in name explains it all.

[pacmanpackpuff]

@jrsimeon02 hey jrsimeon just cause you dont know any pretty girl who would go to prayer meeting by her self doesnt mean that some girls do go to prayer meetings by them selves are you sure your not from a cult jrsimeon? Because i have known pretty girls who came by them selves to prayer meeting so i guess your just speaking for your self jrs? Judge less be judged pay attention its your openion over the whole fricken world ape!

[graciousSenor]

Even as an atheist (but ex-Christian, so I can relate), this is pretty funny.

[domsago0]

major LOL!

[officialchristiantv]

lol its pretty funny but pretty mixt up

[reynandvalenzuela]

thats was pretty funny

[jesus3dthomas]

I love it..ha ha!!!

[pleased2pleaseJesus]

That was funny man!

[reneelillian]

lol ... wow

too funny!

[superkal2006]

psudo spirituality to 'ask a woman out' is out of the question. this is crazy and i hope no one becomes a victim of this presuptious propaganda. if you want to 'court' a woman, then you simply tell her you want to take her out and don't be backwards or stupid about it. If she throws a 'tude' at you in response, then leave her be and have nothing more to do with her ever again. women can smell fear, and if your full of fear, she will not favor your advances

[03courtneywalker]

That was funny. lol one of the guys looked kinda crazy. {his hair} lol

[rusheena]

LOL

[freak1east]

LOL that was great!

[Rawk4Life]

OWNED!

[dovelchiij]

hahahaha

[Frazin75]

LOL...so funny! :D

[seekhim777]

Some guys are as well as women .I trust you will look to God and not somone with ''mixed'' feelings of someone else or someone that wants you to send money .Ans once you have began meeting someone that his or her parents will accept you and not judge you .and that today would still stand according to Genesis ''For a man shall leave his family and go to be as one with is wife ...Not living in the ''flesh ''

[DeJay14]

why are the guys always bad?

[kayakbruce1]

its the penis.

[Hollympal]

in the life of what ? what does she say ?

But very funny!

[iluvthearts]

this is pretty funny.

[jokesforjesus]

Thanks!

[AnailujMBK]

haha, this was so funny!!!!

LOL

[jokesforjesus]

Thanks!

[CaptainJenna7]

this made me laugh. im in college and i need to laugh.

[jokesforjesus]

Glad you liked it! Pass it along to your college friends. :)

[Frazin75]

ummm...well i'm not a college student nor a student at all LOL...but i'll sure pass this around lol...

[Gregster86]

that's messed up!!...but kinda funny....so corny

[jokesforjesus]

Thanks for watching! Pass it along to some friends, if you like it.

[rustydusty40]

dating is not for the wise or seekers of wisdom. it is a distraction. ever seen jesus or paul or gaundi seeking a mate on his quest for wisdom? lol

[superkal2006]

a great spoiler is to have a real faith of christ prayer meeting where all the people involved are praying in tongues. women usualy think that they are above that and count men who are baptised in the holy ghost as impotent. the women will go about to prove there expertese in the field of reproductive medicine by having sex with as many crack heads as possible and bearing bastard children for christian people to raise in adoption.

yes we know that most professing women christians are false

[Pat2656]

"me neither lord" haha!

[greenbelter123]

laughing my arse off. She's hot

[arhec3]

Out of contex you can use the bible for anything.