Why I Hate My iPhone - Forty-Something Gay, ep44

[somelikeitscott]

I love all of these responses. I also love that in this day and age where everything is NOW, NOW, NOW that I posted it three years ago and yet you all find relevance in agreeing or disagreeing with me! I hope I make you laugh and thank you for your comments, which crack me up!

[signlaw]

Gay-schmay, who cares, but TOTALLY right about the iPHONE - junk. Only iPhone users who have NEVER had an ANDROID would say it was the best (can't remove memory, can't exchange battery). It SUCKS! Loved the Samsong EPIC (Sprint) but had to switch to AT&T because oddly at my work, AT&T works best -- but ONLY THERE; calls drop like crazy. Must have gotten the same "Jimmy Hoffa" call. 4s has Sofia to reject you for a date 14 different ways, big deal. I need THAT? BTW, ASL sign for iPHONE - GAY!

[McR4EvEr13]

You are the funniest gay I've seen yet! And I agree I have the iPhone 4s right now and I hate it. Just because it's not as entertaining as my MyTouch 4g that phone was amazing. I could have live wallpaper, great games, and I could transfer my music from my computer, I could download files from school and the screen was bigger. Internet was also faster. The only bad thing on it is the camera which was great but not as sharp as the camera on the iPhone. So the MyTouch wins!!

[MrBrutus101]

Why would you buy a new iPhone when it looks the same. Samsung 2S is so much better with option to add memory - 32gig

[hardstylejunky100]

I have

Iphone 3g

Iphone 3gs

Iphone 4

Iphone 4

And soon a 4gs

I love them htc sucks

[MrBrutus101]

@hardstylejunky100 Samsung 2S is thinner with option to add memory plus bigger screen. Runs under Linux kernel, so you don't get the iPhone tether hacks.

[xHawkx77]

i luv technoligy as much as the next gay lol

[darkjades]

that why i never buy iphone. i buy HTC!

[thebikerboi2]

Why do so many people hate iPhone I love my iPhone. Also why are so many people ragging over signal loss I use my phone f mainly for the mobile Internet which is demanding at best and I've never had a page not loaded or a email not sent

[MultiArisai]

i hate the iphone and the craze.

[asilvermountzion1983]

I agree... I HATE my iPhone. It is, hands down, the WORST phone I have ever had. I was on an important buisness call and it dropped the call TWICE during the call. Fuck the iPHONE

[jordan5560]

you are gay



[XC0MB4TXEV0LV3D]

I've had no end of problems with the iPhone had it for 2 months and had 4 replacements, it's disgusting.

[rocksandboulders]

..... well hes gay... what did you expect and besides that i have NEVER heard of it dropping calls unless your going under powerlines and etc like most phones, you should return it.....

[FreakoBrizcoe]

i have an iphone, ive had the first generation, the 3g and the 3gs... you're annoying... they all worked fine, it might be because the phone don't like you either! return it they should give you a new one. your opinion is your opinion, but dont blame iphones, its just yours

[coolslaya]

none of these things ever happened to my 3GS tho

[FreakoBrizcoe]

@coolslaya same here.. mines fine, ive had all the iphones, all of them worked fine

[koolkaye1000]

When you said, "My iPhone has actually made me gayer than actually am..." I just broke out laughing xD

[nathbrunk]

anything from apple is shit

[tikurgisila]

Dude...don't get anything apple. They are dictators.

[all4meHermann]

You hate the iPhone?!YOU RASSIST BASTARD!!!

[maximillionare1]

it's the network dick smack!!!!

[darintaylor79]

your replying like ten months later lol

[edhardyx306]

iphone 3gs is really great!

[cooldude12345657]

BLACKBERRYS best over all

[WarXerxes]

scott get a htc they sell some pretty awesome phones including ones with the google android operating system...

[lorireece1]

I don't know why people complain of the phone function not working right. The phone function on my iPhone works great.

[arab542]

well iphones r cool but u can just go and buy better head phones if u dont like the ones that come with it

[LESTERNIDOY]

i dont agree iphone is the best

[Nfells09]

if you really dont like your iphone ill be happy to take it off of your hands!

[khakimov]

wow ROFL HAHAHAAHHAH

[thecrazyunboxer505]

iphone are much better iphone 3gs 32gb white all the way babey

[lifeisdriving]

What a fairy, If your calls drop its not the device, its AT&T! If you walk around touching things like that I would guess its because of your sexual preference not your phone.

[MsGrannySmith]

If you want a REAL phone get a HTC. They're really good --- i have a touch cruise and it's easily the best phone (out of bout 10 phones) i've ever had!!!

[MyBurgersAreBetter]

haha lol yeah i've gotta htc touch pro and i love it - i had a iphone 3g and i hated it

[crazybritishlad]

get a real phone then, not a fucking fashion accessory modern phones go wrong cuz they r made to so u cunts keep on buying them so u can look cool and impress ur mates.

[Sungkawa]

hahaha that does look totally gay indeed!!

[oxlovedxo]

"The other problem is this iPhone made me gayer than I am"

hahaha thx that made my day

[hardtechnoboy]

I phone sucks. Had one. Got a Blackberry and never looked back. U should 2.

[dadedraak]

Are you saying that your just plain gay?

iPhone is fine, not perfect, but fine. : )

[LukeBasarab]

So truth... Pocket PCs are a lot better - I'm using iPAQ Data Messenger from HP (in my oppinion - best company ever) and it looks modern and works a lot better then the iPhone. Plus I can instal whatever app (I never have to pay for them as well) and if I'm bored with the UI I can change it to a completely different one. I like dark and stylish interface (like the HTC TouchFlow 3D) rather then a childish and colorful iPhone UI. Buy yourself a PPC and sell your iPhone. You're not gonna regret it.

[crazystarwarsfan48]

faget

[profelec93]

this has never happened

[darintaylor79]

The 3gs is even worse, I went ahead and got a Palm Pre. And you are hilarious.

[somelikeitscott]

Wow, and I was actually considering the 3gs...thanks for letting me know and I'm glad you enjoyed the video!

[greenybeany48]

@somelikeitscott loved the vid made me laugh out loud a lot will be subscribing thanks for making a cynical 50 s g laugh

[edhardyx306]

@darintaylor79 um whata re u talking about? the iPhone 3Gs is way awesome. it has everything, maybe your just jealous u dont have one. i mean you have a palm pre that hunchbacked thing.

[wushdishmeen]

Get a Samsung Omnia II!!! The 3GS only has 600MHz and the Omnia has 800MHz with a 8megapixel camera and 720p HD video recording, 256MB RAM and both a touch screen and slide out keyboard. It's HALF THE PRICE of the iPhone. Also now there are WinMo phones that are 1000x sleeker looking then the iGarbage.

Oh and lastly...I actually thought a gay guy was funny for once. I like how you can laugh at yourself...good video keep it up!

[wushdishmeen]

Everyone thinks that iPhone is good because they spend millions on marketing. They target it towards "hip" people who basically go with what's popular and flashy. The reality is that behind the looks it's a piece of garbage. It took them three phones to get copy and paste, video, and voice control which is standard Windows Mobile functions since years and years ago. My FLIP PHONE had voice control of music!!!

You can't customize the iPhone at all...WinMo can change it's entire interface!!

[Adamstarr19]

I love this dude..

[Inky625]

I so totally agree with you i wish they just would totally get rid of the iphone lol

[lapdanceles]

*No copy and paste !!!!!

*No predictive text !!!!!!

*A rotten LONG ID password that "sometimes" works to see MMS pictures from other normal phones !!!!!!!!!!!

*No video !!!!!!!! (My phone 5 years ago had it)

The keyboard knows it sucks, and makes up "one" alternate word to choose from !!!!!!!!!

......Basically......did the guys from iphone ever use a blackberry or smart phone ?????? because if they did they would throw this iphone as I did !!!!!!!!!!

Les Eckhart-

[LifeMoviesAndFun]

i Phone 3gs is coming out maybe you should by that!!

[hokayso5]

you're fucking annoying as shit dude

[LifeMoviesAndFun]

i really agree with you on that one!!

[CaliforniaLuv84]

thanks for your review haha :) very entertaining! i was thinking of getting an iphone. but i've been reading tons of bad reviews  on it :[ so.. i don't think i'll be getting one.

[LifeMoviesAndFun]

i think you should i have had a great exspericence with my new iPhone 3gs

[revengeofangel]

no that doesnt look gay... You are gay!

[30seconds2marslover]

Well, as an alternative to the calling, you can use AT&T's crappy service to send a crappy, no-multimedia text message with the crappy, flat touch keyboard with no tactile feedback. Yippee!

Send it back with some bogus problem and get a Blackberry.

[howcin]

ill take it lol

[LifeMoviesAndFun]

do you really think hes going to give it to you!!

[thesammeisterishere]

apparently the next update (2.2) is supposed to stop that completely but ive personally never had that problem

[moppy285]

Thanks for that so the next time i speak to my aunt i will be able to use it correctly!

which will probably make her day-

a gay Catholic Greek speaking Maltese Nephew who is married to a surgeon who ALSO understands her yiddish crys of distress!

she will think she's won the national lottery!!

LOL

[somelikeitscott]

Moppy, if you're married to a surgeon you're all ready a Jewish Mother (or in this case Aunt's) wet dream! Mazel Tov!

[moppy285]

technology !!! Sheesh two steps forward - three back !

never had an iphone - never wanted one to be honest!

Great video scott

one question ohveymere ? how is it different to ohvey? or is it the same, i like to keep up with the yiddish (it helps me keep up with some parts of my family!- especialy my aunt who lives in eilat!)

[somelikeitscott]

Moppy - According to an online Yiddish translation: Cry of agony, distress, misery, pain; (int.) oh!, oh boy!; ow!, ouch!woe is me!; I am pain itself!

Commentary:

The most melodramatic expression of suffering, used to describe everyday miseries such as shaving nicks, sinus headaches or acid indigestion. A favorite expression of kvetches and yentas, often preceded by "oy".

So maybe I didn't use it the right way...or did I?