Two teams with similer issues regarding high command squaring off in skirmishes usually resulting in one and only one side takeing casualties only for those casualties to reawaken almost enexplicably while both sides make jokes, One team has a warthog, a mechanic, and an officer with questionable athourity. Theirs a talking vehicle, both sides have at least one idiot, and the plot begins with stolen flag.
Way back in 1894, a little girl named Madeline Crothe was skipping through the woods when a mysterious man in black snatched her. He brought her to his house, tourtered her, and starved her to death. Send this to 6 videos in the next 30 min. and you will be safe, but if you don't... at approximately 1: 34 tonight you will wake up to see an aneorexic child holding a bloodied up knife and she will kill you sorry i really hate these things.
How dumb of me, thank you for reminding me that a couple of alcoholic Texans rule the world...if its one thing I hate more then Canadians its drunk Texans...
Yeah, a talking vehicle, a command center that doesnt give a shit about them, a leader with a southern accent and a new guy that has never seen battle. This a lot like red vs. blue.
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lol ok weres the little alien baby and the other AI and why hasnt one of them became a ghost yet? lol come on weres the blue team. this is nothing like red vs blue.
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Well the original RVB is 100 episodes, so RT had to come up (or steal) a whole bunch of ideas, so with all those gone it's not really easy to come up with something that RVB hasn't done.
What makes you think Rico doesn't give a damn about the troops under his command? He's taking the time to train them, to improve their skills and turn them into soldiers.
Sure, he argues with Shadow and doesn't get along with him, but there's always 'that guy' in the unit in things like this.
So they blew up the mongoose and those 2 people? wtf? y not just kill them with a gun! those human teeth sharpening devices, u mean a blender/ i almost lost one of my mandibles using one of those things! have u ever seen a toilet? who wants to drink out of a giant bowl.
lowering guns? RB, LB, Down on the D-pad, click the right stick and press A all at once. you should jump in the air then land with your gun lowered. it only works on local play.
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omg!!!!! ur a noob!!! if u dont know how to do it all u have to do is hold down (LB...RB...LEFT STICK DOWN....D PAD DOWN....AND A.... HOLD IT FOR 3 SECONDS..) IF IT DONT WORK THEN TRY AGAIN AND AGAIN.....GET AT ME
how is he a newbie if he dont know tht? ur the noob if u cant just welcome new players into the bungie community, after all the more ppl who join xbox live to play halo 3, the more time halo 3 will be updated by bungie. so stfu u retard
the way you put your gun down without pushing any noticable buttons is to play the frame in reverse. When you see them put their guns down, their actually putting them up, but the scene is done in reverse. So now, stop trying to figure out ways to put your weapon down without any buttons, just do the sequence, and play it back in reverse, trust me, it works!
Empty all of your grenades, and then put your weapon down. After that, pull the trigger to raise weapon smoothly. To lower it, edit the footage so it is reversed.
it was orginaly sounding like he was from new zealand or australia(i suck at spelling) but this time it sounds like he has some sort of redhick sound breaking his accent due to a sore throat
do you ever relize how arrogant you sound? i watched steve irwin when iwas a kid you know the crocodile hunter? the guy whos dead yeah he was australian, i know what one sounds like, and that by damn sounds lik an australian accent nto the stroungest mind you but still australian
i do not have a gun, cant stand the idea of actualy shooting somone, as much as id like to shot people at times i couldnt imagine myself doing such in a real life situation, which is why i like war games, allow me to vent my anger in a way i could never do in real life
no, i said that because somebody else said that someone is australian and i, like you, knew that no one is australian, so i asked them who they thought was austraalian
Ignore my other comment...I misread the armor type. Viper is supposed to be Scottish, but he's voiced by an Englishman. The terribly bad Scottish accent, by the way, is entirely deliberate.
What is that "finish him click here" thing about at the beginning of ever video by Machinima for.
KingOmage 3 weeks ago
Shadow u girl basher I lose all respect for your cooking
:)
OrDuneStudios 4 weeks ago
so why did skippys voice REALLY change?
New voice actor? VOice actor has lariangitus? No real point?
im curious
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supersword111 11 months ago
wtf jap on a motorcycle advertisement
haloGod268 1 year ago
DID SHADOW KILL A FEMALE??!!!
ureteralclock 1 year ago
do not taqke the lords name in vein shadow!!!!
hugh705 1 year ago
Crappy Human technology? Blender teeth sharpener? Drinking from Toilet? Boy are they off! XD
ProfessorJNature 1 year ago
Two teams with similer issues regarding high command squaring off in skirmishes usually resulting in one and only one side takeing casualties only for those casualties to reawaken almost enexplicably while both sides make jokes, One team has a warthog, a mechanic, and an officer with questionable athourity. Theirs a talking vehicle, both sides have at least one idiot, and the plot begins with stolen flag.
commander672 1 year ago
you know that sounds a bit like red vs bule
XDawn117 1 year ago
@XDawn117 I know I was pointing out the respective simularities between RvB and OI
commander672 1 year ago
How is it exactly copying it? I dont see a whole lot of resemblence. And really who cares, its funny and thats all that matters.
xXDELTA13Xx 2 years ago 3
omg the gal sounded like tex from RvB
hellcatace123 2 years ago
was it just me or did jacobs sound alot like the chick on rvb
Whiplash8807 2 years ago
so im guessing that the sword didn't "bounce"
halo3ismad 2 years ago 2
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this is just copying rvb
blackalge 2 years ago
it obviously gets inspiration from RVB, but its not COPYING it.
DieNoSoar 2 years ago 14
@DieNoSoar possibly gets the inspiration, i had an idea, then watched RvB and I got more inspiration but ended up failing xD
LifeUpStudios 9 months ago
@blackalge WHO FUCKING CARES!!!
devildrive04 2 years ago 3
"pussy...PUSSY"
uhoh
theemporour 2 years ago
Red guys voice LOL
xNintendan95x 2 years ago 2
Which red guy
GTASACheater101 2 years ago
lol HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YA NAZI
SpiffySkills 2 years ago
pussy........pussy
OH OH XD
clipfishman 2 years ago
love the theme tune!!!!
grandpanurgle 2 years ago
and that kids is how i killed jesus christ lol but thats just making fun of him :(
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AmbroseKurt 2 years ago
@AmbroseKurt will you just shut up i mean do you really belive that!?!?
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VolkiWall 2 years ago
lol when i read this stuff, i laugh on how funny theyre trying to scare ppl lolololololol
on a sale of -1 to -10 i say -6
garchomp101 2 years ago
@then why say em?
grayfoxs64 1 year ago
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Shadow is my hero just for saying that he killed Jeses Christ.
Motherload111 2 years ago
funny as hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jacdiesel 2 years ago
hello i a cat kaboom!!!
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Arbiter0926 2 years ago
LOL The beginning was my favorite part!
fistrebellion 2 years ago 3
Intro song!?
TheUndeadElite 2 years ago
How did you get the footage to reverse (when they lower their guns without doing all the crouch, jump, etc...)?
D1rkAnger 2 years ago
Yellow Elite sounds just like a elite in the game NICE
LLPSGTknox614 2 years ago
its still funny the warthog is the bomb of redvsblue
botmaker1 2 years ago
nope, the bomb from rvb is the warthog
Bzerker01 2 years ago
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Many of the ideas were ripped off of RvB. Still good series.
gigboy66 2 years ago
So RvB has exclusive rights over comedy,southern accents, idiocy and a plot with two sides in a war in Halo?
Bzerker01 2 years ago 3
Damn right they do, they also have exclusive rights over the color red and the color blue and any map they play on.
including elites and spartans, because they show up in the episodes.
I thought this was common knowledge that RvB rules the world and everyone in it...
unimporttant666 2 years ago
How dumb of me, thank you for reminding me that a couple of alcoholic Texans rule the world...if its one thing I hate more then Canadians its drunk Texans...
Bzerker01 2 years ago 3
Think about it, a Texan was boss of America till the time of which he wasn't, so how come some drunk Texans can't rule the world??
unimporttant666 2 years ago
I'm Texan and I agree
SquidMaster47 2 years ago
Because as a drunk Californian I am against Canadians and the Texans who can't handle their booze.
Bzerker01 2 years ago
Well then, I can't argue with that.
unimporttant666 2 years ago
wait if they can respawn wouldn't the captains come back to life??
sliven77 3 years ago
nah u hav to hav a certain type of armor the spec ops guy said
diehard180 2 years ago
omg this was my favorite machinima than i forgot about it for like 4 months and i dun no why
broatch82 3 years ago
This kitten will use his claws...That actually sounds like a good, if not witty line.
mechasaurus 3 years ago
wow soem people are dumb asses they think this is rvb when its human vs covies retards
drewinator101 3 years ago 3
we could just eat him like freng wanted
ugh no hes been on the floor too long.
hahaha i thought that was hilarious
mexguy011 3 years ago
Yeah, a talking vehicle, a command center that doesnt give a shit about them, a leader with a southern accent and a new guy that has never seen battle. This a lot like red vs. blue.
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lol ok weres the little alien baby and the other AI and why hasnt one of them became a ghost yet? lol come on weres the blue team. this is nothing like red vs blue.
HeLpErNaThAn 3 years ago
yay and also where is the talking bomb?
raisedairstrike 3 years ago
what talkin bomb
staffordshirebull909 3 years ago
Andy the bomb from when they tried to destroy OMalley's base
AmbroseKurt 2 years ago
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Your right this is kinda like Red vs Blue I have seen every Episode so I know
kellea16 3 years ago
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THANK YOU!! And I kinda meant that many of the ideas were ripped off of RvB not the whole series.
RICEKRISPY8 3 years ago
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Well the original RVB is 100 episodes, so RT had to come up (or steal) a whole bunch of ideas, so with all those gone it's not really easy to come up with something that RVB hasn't done.
ragglefraggleguy 3 years ago
doc or donut would have seen combat at least once
blazeion212 3 years ago
What makes you think Rico doesn't give a damn about the troops under his command? He's taking the time to train them, to improve their skills and turn them into soldiers.
Sure, he argues with Shadow and doesn't get along with him, but there's always 'that guy' in the unit in things like this.
Spartan053 3 years ago
i didnt say their direct commander i said the CENTER. like the place that they call for help.
RICEKRISPY8 3 years ago
So they blew up the mongoose and those 2 people? wtf? y not just kill them with a gun! those human teeth sharpening devices, u mean a blender/ i almost lost one of my mandibles using one of those things! have u ever seen a toilet? who wants to drink out of a giant bowl.
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caboose rip off!
PulseEffects 3 years ago
and that kids, is how i defeated jeasus christ LOLNESS
scortch30 3 years ago 5
and that kids is how i deteated jesus christ.
ANTHONYJLOBOSCO 3 years ago 5
How you lower the weapon without crouching or jumping like they do?
hemfilms 3 years ago
u look kinda down XD
DemonJolteon 3 years ago
you record bringing the gun and reverse the footage
jona3ghi 3 years ago 2
Record yourself with the weapon lowered. Press left trigger with no grenades; your weapon moves up. Now, in After Effects, reverse the footage.
Or, simply put; magic.
DummHausFilms 3 years ago
funny show though
WowFan199 3 years ago
omg shadow is the most retarded person on halo 3 lol and ive see some XD
WowFan199 3 years ago
y is the only guy that doesn't have an obbssession with something is the new guy
anzack33 3 years ago
man i like machinimas videos there funny and cool
corulez94 3 years ago
How did you put your gun down without jumping?
MasterFirefly 3 years ago 3
MAGIC
SPARTAN118mj 3 years ago
edited out the jumping part of the clip maybe
TheFreeman039 3 years ago
Wow there's a way to do it... some button combo.
cpjangofett 3 years ago
lowering guns? RB, LB, Down on the D-pad, click the right stick and press A all at once. you should jump in the air then land with your gun lowered. it only works on local play.
Tarmack002 3 years ago 2
he said without jumping
mansmadt 3 years ago 2
She really does!
goshercules11 3 years ago
The orange chick sounds like Shela!
800Frozone 3 years ago 4
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Do people in the military constantly raise and lower their weapons like that?
Ddog64 3 years ago
this is funny nice...
jaws802 3 years ago
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Not funny so far. Just a retard talking.
SinRainer 3 years ago
25,000 veiwer :)
anyways...this series is great....
frankmoreno3 3 years ago 4
Damm shadow is a retard HOw the hell do you confuse a human with a piñata??
advarturo 3 years ago 3
human shaped pinata.
Monkeyboy2021 3 years ago
Hey Rico sounds exactly like Ellis from Leetworld, seriously, it's like they could be the same person.
sylverarrowdodger 3 years ago
Very nice giant bowl :)
Ajthepres 3 years ago
make a another Episode
jakegillsnake 3 years ago
theres one on machinima's channel
timman268 3 years ago
LOL, who drinks out of a large bowl?
hansonslee 3 years ago
Is thar bad, cause i doit
DOSU344 3 years ago
why does NO ONE EVER THINK OF THAT THATS WHAT I ALWAYS DID AND I NEVER SAW ONE COMMENT ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!GEEEEZ
XxGuuGuuBunnyxX 3 years ago
Thats not it by the way, its a complicated process but its not INCREDIBLY complex.
Bzerker01 3 years ago
ya no they could set the jumping height to 200% gravity and cut out the jumping part so they have at least 2 secs of time from getting the gun down
XxGuuGuuBunnyxX 3 years ago
A really good machinima. I like the opening music.
jhkiller263 3 years ago
its from garage band. Its an application for macs.
RedRobin2010 3 years ago
I know about garageband, I have a mac.
jhkiller263 3 years ago
hey where is episode 8?
spyke403 3 years ago
How did he lower his gun without jumping?
glyphion 3 years ago
I wanna figure it out.
MBBlack992 3 years ago
They probably played a clip of him raising his gun from rest position backwards. Hard to tell since he isn't bobbing his head though.
killtacula 3 years ago
vipers got recon chest piece
brooklynbloods 3 years ago
no its the CQB
yutube247 3 years ago 3
You know, this episode doesn't have as much "oomph" or "lol" content as the other ones.
mechasaurus 3 years ago
how do u do the guns down trick???
yutube247 3 years ago 2
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omg!!!!! ur a noob!!! if u dont know how to do it all u have to do is hold down (LB...RB...LEFT STICK DOWN....D PAD DOWN....AND A.... HOLD IT FOR 3 SECONDS..) IF IT DONT WORK THEN TRY AGAIN AND AGAIN.....GET AT ME
stephan2002001 3 years ago
how is he a newbie if he dont know tht? ur the noob if u cant just welcome new players into the bungie community, after all the more ppl who join xbox live to play halo 3, the more time halo 3 will be updated by bungie. so stfu u retard
dragonforceFF 3 years ago 2
i aint a noob, am i brigadier i just dont kno those kind of tricks...
yutube247 3 years ago
that is how i defeated jesus christ ROFL
maskedsqurel 3 years ago 2
"hey captain jacobs check this out!"
"what shad--"
[[ slash ]]
hahaa
cruznchik22 3 years ago
i think this is same machinma where they were on Coagulation on halo2 that i liked : O its back :O
GlazedDonut69 3 years ago
na totaly differnt bbut it rules.
gatewaycart 3 years ago
The line, "and that is when i defeated jesus christ" its from a metal gear solid parody
Sarge174 3 years ago 2
i like the length
fatyofdoom36 3 years ago
That'ss what she said. Bow-chicka-wow-wow!
britbeetle 3 years ago
Hey I kinda Dislike Shadow after this episode I kinda am wishing he dies =)
Levahk 3 years ago
it was a stupid retarted scene
er9804 3 years ago
the way you put your gun down without pushing any noticable buttons is to play the frame in reverse. When you see them put their guns down, their actually putting them up, but the scene is done in reverse. So now, stop trying to figure out ways to put your weapon down without any buttons, just do the sequence, and play it back in reverse, trust me, it works!
challengerlover2007 3 years ago
how do you raise your weapon with out reloading or something? what do you press?
zeratul1489 3 years ago
Empty all of your grenades, and then put your weapon down. After that, pull the trigger to raise weapon smoothly. To lower it, edit the footage so it is reversed.
CDTReviews 3 years ago
Better voice acting than most machinmas, pretty cool.
SilentReyn 3 years ago 3
dude red vs blue is way better than this, watched 3 mins and still no laugh, red vs blue, i watch for 30 secs im on the floor
m3ndez2010 3 years ago
Hmm, great oppinion but if we wanted to just watch RvB we would just stay with RvB instead of broadening our viewing horisons.
4GDragon 3 years ago
no-one cares
witchinghour666 3 years ago
on the floor sucking of men i am guessing
badger12boi 3 years ago
dude if your gonna insult me, can you at least spell correctly
m3ndez2010 3 years ago
yeah man i did spell correctly. just check what word did i spell incorrectly?
badger12boi 3 years ago
haruko ther's a way 2 put the gun down u hav 2 push a ton of buttons at once and sumthin it will work
wantu12 3 years ago
that is the league of gentleman tune at the start i am sure of it
witchinghour666 3 years ago
na it aint the league of extrodanary gentlemen tune the tune for the league of gentlemen is a bit different and the notes are lower
badger12boi 3 years ago
hey kl Lt. Jacobs check this out!
lol rico told him the sword bounces :)
HulaHippy1 3 years ago
how did viper put his down like that without jumping?
haruko619 3 years ago
why is there always the average southern general?
Kratos990 3 years ago
Never Mind
BartS4177 3 years ago
I'm confused where are the first five videos?
BartS4177 3 years ago
look on related videos
witchinghour666 3 years ago
scotish you num nut lol
dragon111409 3 years ago
scotish or irsh guy awsome
lilsammy707 3 years ago
ROFL!
jaws802 3 years ago
how do you put the guns lower ???
jabbashiga 3 years ago
First it has to be in a local match then you have to hold down LB RB click the left stick (hold) hold down on the d pad and hold down A.
If this is confusing there is a machinima video on how to do it.
CsSilas1 3 years ago
how do you do the voice masking
celldweller1982 3 years ago
how do you lower your weapon without jumping
MJordanFan 3 years ago
they reversed the video for that scene
Beastchimp2 3 years ago
what the hell accent does the red mark V spartan have?
ProjectSAGE 3 years ago
it was orginaly sounding like he was from new zealand or australia(i suck at spelling) but this time it sounds like he has some sort of redhick sound breaking his accent due to a sore throat
KenshiUchiha 3 years ago
It sounds like he is doing an accent but at points his real vioce is breaking through.
ProjectSAGE 3 years ago
odd cause when he first arrived he seem to be able to hold the accent for a rather long peroid of time
KenshiUchiha 3 years ago
Actually, that's just the way my voice is. I was born and raised and still live in Georgia.
Spartan053 3 years ago
do u even know what an australian sounds like? didnt think so
fashig06 3 years ago
do you ever relize how arrogant you sound? i watched steve irwin when iwas a kid you know the crocodile hunter? the guy whos dead yeah he was australian, i know what one sounds like, and that by damn sounds lik an australian accent nto the stroungest mind you but still australian
KenshiUchiha 3 years ago
and i guess every american like u has a gun?
fashig06 3 years ago
i do not have a gun, cant stand the idea of actualy shooting somone, as much as id like to shot people at times i couldnt imagine myself doing such in a real life situation, which is why i like war games, allow me to vent my anger in a way i could never do in real life
KenshiUchiha 3 years ago
that just proves my point not everyone is a sterotype
fashig06 3 years ago
all i was ever trying to bloody say was he sounds like hes austrailian thats it!
KenshiUchiha 3 years ago
Umm viper is scottish not australian.
CrazedWerewolf 3 years ago
nobodys supposed to sound australian retard
MrCheeto44 3 years ago
no 1 is australian! i have australian cousins!
Tarmack002 3 years ago
who is australian
MrCheeto44 3 years ago
NO ONE IS AUSTRAILIAN!
Tarmack002 3 years ago
wow ur retarded. he's supposed to be scottish
SPARTAN118mj 3 years ago
i said that hes scottish retard
MrCheeto44 3 years ago 4
'MrCheeto44 (1 week ago)
who is australian"
of course you did
SPARTAN118mj 3 years ago
no, i said that because somebody else said that someone is australian and i, like you, knew that no one is australian, so i asked them who they thought was austraalian
MrCheeto44 3 years ago 2
o my bad sry
SPARTAN118mj 3 years ago
i know
D3thByDonut 3 years ago 2
i hope you dont mean viper because if you have seen the previous videos then you would know that he half scottish and half irish
MrCheeto44 3 years ago 2
chinese?
Clancyboy7 3 years ago
I have no idea.
ProjectSAGE 3 years ago
I thought it suppose to be Scottish?..
Treg 3 years ago
Ignore my other comment...I misread the armor type. Viper is supposed to be Scottish, but he's voiced by an Englishman. The terribly bad Scottish accent, by the way, is entirely deliberate.
Spartan053 3 years ago
Ohhh, so thats what your youtube profile is. I should put my frengyness in my profile. The people deserve to know.
Strayeeyay 3 years ago