The Last-urbator Remnant

[cwhitney1972]

Does our ill-fated hero have a boner at 1:57? Sheesh.

And man, at 2:37, all I can say is JUST KISS HIM DAMMIT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

And yes, totally epic RECOGNIZE.

[mainkilla]

4:06- 4:10, nearly pissed myself

[brainjuice654]

about time there was a last remnant parody

[Kirzan66]

Most Epic RECOGNIZE everrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

[Virck]

2:04 is where it got epic! RECOGNIZE

[DragonInMyAnus]

Pull yourself!

[Mcboomz]

RECOGNIZE

[mscooman]

recognize

[Shad0wz69]

woah >_>

[skatemike1991]

veeeery veeeery silly

[averyj9]

radits does kinda sound like him

[UnclePutte]

... wat. :V

[Kimimaromugen]

His finishing sigh makes me laugh so hard.

Ahhhhh....

[Shadow9392]

RECOGNIZE....don't overplay your hand

[goatman8]

ROFLMAO,the masturbater series is some funny poop.......RECOGNIZE

[AndyAML]

Let's kick some A.

[BlahBlahYouWho]

NOOOOOO!

You've ruined my precious Penis.

Now I'm Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

[monkeywolf007]

!!

Pull yourself! It'll be ok!

[BlahBlahYouWho]

I'm not strong enough...

[monkeywolf007]

!gasp!

PULL YOURSELF!

[BlahBlahYouWho]

Fo' rizzle?

[monkeywolf007]

Da shizzle fo' rizzle ma nizzle!

[BlahBlahYouWho]

All that, eh?

Well, I don't know. But, until I do we're playing it safe.

[monkeywolf007]

Recognize!

[BlahBlahYouWho]

Who, exactly?

I've already seen Mr. Delorna, and, for honesty's sake, I would rather not look at you.

[monkeywolf007]

Recognize Mr. Belvedere?

[BlahBlahYouWho]

Stand, and be Recognized, young Belvedere.

Uhmmmmm...

Ermmmmm...

Uhhhhhh...

Ahhhhhh...

[monkeywolf007]

ow my eye

[drunkenwoodelf]

good for u

[Journeydakyubi]

ending was the best part.

[suicidaldumass]

not the bet you have mde but meh

[Incogneatus]

personally, my favorite one is "dude, where's my sister"

[SilentRussell]

Epic battle

[PureRebelM1ko]

this is fucking incredible!

AWENSOME!

make another one!

best part = 1:18

[Haggersword]

this is the best one yet but have you ever thought of a montage episode of the masturbator tearing portals through space and time to masturbate over all games just asking

[Incogneatus]

if I had access to every game on the planet and all the time in the world, I would!

[Incogneatus]

Meh. Different strokes for different folks.

[CirqueDuCloud]

Ignore this Montana fool!!!

MAKE THE NEXT EPISODE!!!! I can't ever get enough of the Public Masturbator.

[HDJames8]

lol the drama just cracks me up

[DjMontana42X]

Im getting tired of this Cogs! You're playing this joke too much.

[Uhbliviun]

RE COG NIZE XD

[Dargain0]

This video is fucking epic. Good show and Bravo.

[natranr]

Awesome.

[Draconis1719]

Umm... rofl?

Well done! XD

[PwnzorBob]

GET BACK, HE CAME AGAIN.

[Phleg]

All hail the public masturbator, destroyer of worlds.

[H4Z4RD5]

Damn Guy... WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?

Why do you unleash such power onto the world?!

We are not ready to face such awesomeness in such a concentrated form!

It made me touch myself. >:

[Samuaizz]

lol

[Incogneatus]

Just to paint the picture here: The guy in white summoned the Masturbator and Rush is upset over not being able to beat him off.

[UthersonL]

How can they even hope to defeat him like that? They won't *beat off* the Public 'bator, unless they *come* at him with a freakin' army. :D

[SuckerGamer]

finnaly a new vid!!! =D

[Migfightercp]

i dont RECOGNIZE the battle scene but i lol at it!!!!!!!!!!!

[Smampman]

The battle scene makes me LULZ to much XD

[raditztheradish]

RADITZTHERADISH LOL?! Hurumph.

[Incogneatus]

Come now, calm down~

[czpeti]

How can you come up with an awesome Idea like this?

[Owrm]

I don't think I could sleep on wooden logs. Pretty hard.

[KeikaStrife]

LMAO, that... weird... dark blue monster guy who cleans up the messes, he kills me every time. He's so creepy xD which is why it's so perfect!

[Incogneatus]

Yeah those four-armed cat-men are pretty useful in the game.

[SGTAVideos]

Great work! Would be really cool if you could isolate the model and animation of the public masturbator, so it would be easier to place him on different backgrounds (and therefore make it better looking)

[Incogneatus]

believe me, I really want to hack open Two Worlds and drag him out of there proper.

[bowserhunter]

Oh my god!!! The brotherhood man is getting his own series? YESH!!!! YESH!!!

[leetshoot]

haha

[monkeywolf007]

"Pull yourself!" LOL

Incogneatus flippin' RULES!!!! I'd love to see your stuff more often, even if I don't know the games...

[Incogneatus]

There's a link to the game demo in the description now.

[monkeywolf007]

For real? You're right! You've found a way... Incog, Thanks! You sure it's OK to help us like that?

[ike582582]

i have no idea what any of these games are..

[TheDeathAudition]

The last remnant and two worlds

[monkeywolf007]

me niether, but Public Masturbator is classic sh*beep* t t!

[BlahBlahYouWho]

What! The nerve of you. Somebody outta teach you a lesson.

[monkeywolf007]

AAUNGH! RECOGNIZE!

[BlahBlahYouWho]

"Cum now, calm down."

"Wait!"

"Is that...Vesit Delorna?"

*Wild Vesit Delorna Attacks.*

*Vesit Delorna used Semen Spray.*

*Semen strikes Bounty Hunter, doing Lotsa Damage.*

*Bounty Hunter is Confused,*

*Bounty Hunter is Paralyzed*

*Bounty Hunter is Aroused.*

*It's Super Effective.*

[monkeywolf007]

Ungh!

Nice! Now I'm gonna need to re re re re watch the public masturbator's vids in order to retort... I accept the fact that I've been pwned... you are a worthy adversary

[BlahBlahYouWho]

You masturbations are for naught.

I am the Horse Breeder.

[Incogneatus]

Talk to Vesit!

[BlahBlahYouWho]

YOU HAVE [1] NEW VOICE MESSAGE(S).

FIRST MESSAGE.

"*Heavy Breathing* Hi, Vesit. This is...*Screeching Noise, As Of Fast-Moving Tires of Slipply Asphalt* *Loud Cursing Followed By Enormous Crash, Glass Shattering, Inappropriate Jingling* *Distant Screaming In A Woman's Voice; Consists Mostly Of Racial Epithets*Ow, God Dammit...that hurt like...*Tonal Beep* I just ran into that...oh...oh...uh...oh God...er..argh...dammit...uh, Vesit? I gotta go. *Dial Tone*

END OF NEW MESSAGES.

[monkeywolf007]

I like you

[BlahBlahYouWho]

As flattering as I find your confession, I must admit to an obligatory relationship already extent.

[Incogneatus]

He's a horse breeder, not a Pokemon breeder.

[BlahBlahYouWho]

An average horse pedigree contains, at the very least, fourteen seperate instances of Psyduck/Roan hybridization.

[ThatBencrazyKID]

LMAO RECOGNIZE!!!!

[machinima]

hilarious!

[invalidtorture]

what game is this? looks really good

[Incogneatus]

Unreal... I'm actually not joking. This game uses the Unreal game engine.

[MELONHEAD13B]

This is the liberation.

[amqz1]

Insta-favorite.

[Vicow7]

holy fuckin shit EPIC

[JuiceTheBruce]

Heheheh I like the references to masturbating... "Someone should go pound that guy!" Why the fuck are you not extremely popular?! That had the best storyline in a machinima i have ever seen.

[Shanzikull]

Trully a masterpiss. Well done Mr.Guy.

[Ganthir]

NO EXCEPTION..

[KingdomAtWar]

1:55 rofld out of nowhere

[Revolver7251]

RECOGNIZE

[Incogneatus]

This shit doesnt even make sense to me ... and I made it!

[darthmars1]

pull yourself!  for real?

[azn3000]

lmao the return of the masturbator!

[Ganthir]

4:00

That scene, WHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

Absolutely beautiful. A timeless classic. A vibrant, gorgeous gem in a sea of waste.

[playerofrock04]

"Cleaning up my mess.... ever since I was a baby2

WAAAAY Too funny XD

Nice gob, Guy

[bobzaquanka]

RECOGNIZE!!

[UndercoverDoctor]

Is there anywhere he won't go?

[fdnfdjnedb]

he hopefuly won't come to my house

[MicahTheZombie]

Nice! Haha gotta love the masturbator.