Let's Play Cryostasis - They'll need a Crane (S7 P1)

[modernmusic52]

Helloween used Water Gun! Super effective! Russian Demon was defeated!

[590275502]

HAIL HELLOWEEN CHAMPION OF THE ICEY SEAS!!!!?

[Cougarkit]

Don't you love how the guns don't do crap to the enemies but the water cannon takes them out in two-three hits? xD

[bludude90210]

The way the scope in this works reminds me quite a bit of Red Orchestra and Red Orchestra two...

[deathreaper96]

xD When he says "A knob!" it translates as "And also our schools a lot so about our consciences"

[360Eagle]

I...is that a frozen man's bum?

XD

[Compootor]

Oh my god is- Is that- Is that a frozen Man's bum?!

[wockynerd]

Ken Burns presents: Helloween Falling Off Ladders, Part 37.

[idog98]

Did the CC just turn nearly half the video or the entire video into FREAKING POLITICS?!?!?!?!?

[scholargrove]

You know, considering you ignored the heat source completely, and you kept whining about a scope you don't need to use...]

[smada971]

When you turn on the CC, every thing Helloween said was somehow translated into politics

[jalle71002]

Im still so very dissapointed that the water gun does not shoot icicles. I so wanna play a game where you shoot russian zombies with icicles :(

[eatbeavers]

''The pope meets the eye'' LOL CC YOU SO FUNNY

[MrSyntheticDesign]

AAHHHH NO SCOPED OMG

[b0n3z3z]

Of course you can't take it off and just keep it more powerful!

Silly Helloween, it's the fact that it's scoped that makes it more powerful! Duuuuh.

[hobbit2245]

Man, that is one Riddickulous beard.

[demonjack123]

LOL, Is that a frozen man's bum? Lets shoot it!

[Yugipie9]

6:17 Oh my god what is that??? 6:22 Is that a frozen guys bum 0_0??? 6:35 I shoot a frozen guys bum ^_^! ROFL THAT IS SO FUNNY AND AWESOME!! ROOT GO HELLOWEEN :D

[buokopter]

Some of parts buffering on me too much. You change compresion or what?

[therealandylives]

no wait i reconise that ppointing

[RenovatedLee]

An axe with a WOODEN handle gave you an electric shock?

[buokopter]

@RenovatedLee

i guess that wooden handle was wet

[mjdray11]

It's amazing that the ice water gun more powerful than the regular gun and flare gun. I was surprised when it worked I thought it would be a joke in the game. Maybe that the joke.

I'm still trying to figure out where the zombie came from and what that old story as to do with the game.

[Sw0rd0fDawn]

Helloween is the Noscope master of Cryostasis

[Andrews188]

Around 7:21, when you're reloading, the scope shows your health meter! :)

BTW, nice set

Is that a frozen man's bum? lol

[OchreOblivion]

Supposedly, from what the CC tells me around 7:55, the crazy gun-toting zombie's name is Christina. XD *laughs*

[abomb10]

why would they give you a sniper rifle in this game how smart is that all that is is the game producers saying f you haha bastard haha get that sniper you thought is was going to be PICKAXE huh Helloween you lost haha. see helloween man the game producers don't like us.

[Petitetinypengu]

I think this is the only game that I have seen where a water gun is more useful then any other gun in a game. Lol I laughed aloud at how horrible the sniper rifle is lol. Also at that man's bum thing lol.

[Compootor]

Oh, my god! Is that a Frozen man's bum?!

Fuckin' Brilliant.

[TheRealJat9912]

"no no i reconize that pointing" LOL thats funny

[xbxlxexhx]

Frozen man's butt has a gun and knows how to use it.

[Mr250zxdzero]

awesome no scope

[LOLVOTEING]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT......is that a dead man s butt?? lolololololololololol XD

[psycho642]

AHahahaha... 2:40 Thank you Michael--now that's a good one

[SgtHydra]

I love Google's CC.

"Folsom is my bed."

Ten bucks says it can't understand Helloween's accent, the dumb prick of a program.

RACISM, I SAY!

[theufua]

Wow...I am trying to watch this and this is the first this starting lagging up

[Xirbtt]

They'll need a crane! They'll need a crane!

Great They Might Be Giants reference.

[BetaSolution]

10:47 I love how you completely ignore that little spot lamp in the corner, while talking about you need a heat source.

[EviltwistTheHunter]

OOOOOooohh Bubble Dispenser

[charliephayer123]

WTF!!! how is this video on the 11 min MARK!!!!

[samuriking1]

@charliephayer123 because the max time is 11 mins not 10

[charliephayer123]

@samuriking1

when did that happen?

[samuriking1]

@charliephayer123 its been like that for a while now idk the exact date of the change though

[Estocavio]

My god Helloween you are one 'cold blooded killer...'

[averyjake1]

Whose writing these Captions?!

I want names!!!

[Xirbtt]

The Captions are made using a voice recognition software beta made by Google. It's still in it's testing stages and not perfect (obviously).

But yeah, blame google!

[geramul]

I tried the captions and they failed horribly lol

[konrad8773]

i love that beard!

[Esty2326]

Wel I chanted:

"All hail Helloween!

Champion of the ice bullet wars.~"

[dawatchng]

IS THAT A FROZEN MAN'S BUM?

[foist101]

Only problem with that seeing whats through your scope while not looking through it is that its not realistic in the slightest.

[macca1088]

If you had AGEA physx / Nvida card, that would look much more awesome.

[View100]

Helloween, use Bubble attack.

[dableutyef]

It's super effective!

[Morgius87]

I recommend watching this with subtitles... just fun :D

[foist101]

"I'd just like mortal mobile three on Micheal of them."

LOL?

[guitarboy543]

Bwahaha, I saw that too, xD

[MarcinP2]

Any idea how Icicle Gun kills people?

[666spalony]

@MarcinP2 - I think it boils people to death with steam, it's more like a steam gun, the icicles are just for water.

[kylepwndyou]

quick to the dude rescuing machine. Also known as my beard. I fukken lold.

[kyleroben]

that first guy you had to save looked like The Goon

[airlife101]

Anyone tried watching the Closed Captions on this? Its hilarious! Epic Fail.. x3

[kyleroben]

@airlife101 ha ha ha i love it!

[kyleroben]

@airlife101 "There you go naked man" translated to "the effect of high oil prices"

[airlife101]

In a strange way, its kinda true you know.. x3

[Kukijiro]

"Quick to the dude rescuing machine, also known as my beard" xD lol.

[DrawingBlanks81]

Helloween: "I guess we go and get some heat health"

CC: "What if your feet like you"

Just wow....lol

[wkunzelman1]

5:41 "Thank you for kids"

[Linaw11577]

Thanks soooooo much for using the water cannon on a normal enemy!

[Ch35h1r3C47]

im pretty sure the captioms are subliminal messages

[Chief889]

"Are they scrape marks?"

No, they're just the same textures you've been seeing everywhere in the ship.

[BetaManicCommand]

No scope was involved? *start song*

[xPKxkickasspeanut]

zeta: oh every thing is freezing

captions: the Olympics wtf?

[Heenato]

These transcriptions are amazing.

Helloween: Any suggestions

Captions: Yes

Clearly the captions know something they're not telling you. Since it's a computer, maybe it knows the secret to optimizing the framerate.

[gameheat]

it was like cod no scope kill

[malulie]

I fucking love you. =D

[rippedspades]

You guys have to turn on the CC. ITS HILARIOUS. When he says "icicles please" it translates it as "bush was briefed". Literally on the ground crying I'm laughing so hard.

[psycho642]

I'm getting convinced that these are messages they want to inplant into out minds...It's A MADHOUSE I TELLS YOU>>>A MAAAAAAAD HOUSE !!!

[buokopter]

@rippedspades

thx,mate this is awesome

[kittycat01320]

Beard powers ACTIVATE.

PEW PEW. (Lolwut?)

[honeyredxbox]

he got a noooooscoooooooope

[Robofish7591]

Enemy Russian Ice Zombie appeared, Helloween used Bubble beam, its super effective!

[DaedricBlade11]

All hail the champion of the Icey Seas!

And his noscopeyness!

[ian1238834]

I just realized that heat somehow heals bullet wounds! hmm, must be because it's Russian heat.

[countflaming]

hey dude in soviet russia anything can happen!

[Liberykiller]

because beard man/Vin Diesel is like wolverene when he's warm

[Guglie9999]

7:13 can't stop laughing xD

[Jarethenator]

ok...

CHAMPION OF...THE ICEY SEAS!

[BloodReaperZ]

Only in russia do you fight ice zombies with guns =D who use guns xD

[lemonjuice82]

RAEGEEE@@@

[Tacotruck1166]

This transcriber is a miracle innovation in miscomunication. Frantrabulis flibberdy jibber translationer.

[kaargen]

"Is that a frozen man's bum!?"

*Shoots it*

Now I'm sure none of you would like to freeze...

[ChromeGhost0219]

halo 1 you could see what the scope was pointing at without looking through it

[TheEnragedpanda]

Wouldn't all the shots with that gun be a noscope :D?

[spamster1]

why is the fact and line "i shot a frozen man's bum" so hilarious?

[DarkSectorMaster]

because its a frozen mans ass and bum is a funny word

[Phleg]

captions = win

"Grr crazy man" aparently = "you're Christina"

[Fiddleburger]

Yeah it's the exact same gun except its got a scope. Also if you empty the normal gun, he'll reload it with one of those stupid clips instead of each shot individually. Which saves time. That isn't possible on the one with the scope though, as it blocks it. And the game runs crap because of all the dynamic lights :P Which don't get turned down when you dick around with the settings. Just textures, so there's no point.

[Ziiiv]

Wait... so he got electrocuted from grabbing the wooden handle of an axe? What kind of power was in those lines to be able to go through wood and still kill him?!

[snakepit000]

The axe could've been wet :/

[cognelle]

Russian electricity doesn't fuck around xD

[weeryan2008]

The Transcribe Audio for this video is the stupidest thing ever.

[linkassassin360]

how do you get cold? Just use your beard to keep yourself warm!

[Allasara]

"Is that a frosen man's bum?!?" Lol XD

[kwiatekzgniezna]

Champ of russian guns !

[sirdownloadsalot]

Theres that gun:

Transcribes to:

Theres russsia.

Oh silly youtube!

[EmperorLjas]

Loving the automatic subtitles.

"I need to test my water cannon on a normal freak"

is transcribed to

"I'd just like mortal mobile three on Michael of them"

[kamikawaiikiwi]

hahaha, thats so funny! and odd :D

[Cosmoline]

Comrade, the People's Icy Beard Commissar has declared you the Mosin-Nagant M91/30 hipshooting champion of the year!

[Carnkhan4]

CHAMPION...OF THE ICY SEAS! - there are you happy?

[knux12346]

Nice lets play

i had cc on and it said at one point bush was briefed Weird

[alexisgondor]

2:22 That spider demon from last set is going to haunt you for a long time isn't it Helloween?

[789Buttercup]

funny deaths are funny

[TweaK960]

lmao, zoomed right into his ass

[jagheterjensjuh]

some times you are abit slow

[Trigent]

Wow at the framerate, such confined tiny spaces should me nothing more than a laugh for todays hardware, poorly optimised game this for sure.

[rj815fan]

He got a no scope he didnt scope his gun no no, no scope was involved

He got a no scope and now hes killed someone their dead he shot him in the head

He got a no scope what a wondrous feat what a marvelous kill i concede

What do you get when you get real stressed quickly pull the trigger and hope for the best call them a noob and hump their chest I think you just got a no scope

No X9 Scope X9 No X9 scope X10 He got a no,no,no scope

[NorwegianCarWrecker]

10:18 dude there was a warming light behind you the whole time that could give you more than half of your healthbar to full! youre being so n00bish with overlooking such obvious things all the time. REALLY!

[katamari117]

nothing brighhtens my day like a new LP section

[CrimsonReaper85]

Okay...so even though you grabbed a WOODEN handle, you still got zapped? And the water gun works! Take that filthy ice zombie! As for the scope, the same thing happens in FEAR 2. You need FEAR guy here to back you up. While Mr Beard warms his hands on a light bulb FEAR guy will slowmo kick the ice zombies. In fact it would make sense that Alma is causing all this crap to begin with.

[Pisideff]

You get a scoped weapon... and the first thing you see..... is a man's arse....

LMAO

[AETrainingDavid97]

This game is surprisingly realistic with that scope and proper reloading.

[LordFeckington666]

@AETrainingDavid97 And the whole "Controlling dead people just before they die" part adds to the realism.

[AETrainingDavid97]

Well... :D

As far as weapons go, it's pretty neat.

[TheThreadWeaver]

@ 5:10

Hey, on the table... Isn't that the Penumbra Hammer!

Get it! Get it!!!

[p00nstartnow]

Do you do the commentary during the game? Or do you do your commentary after recording?

[knux12346]

@p00nstartnow i think he does it at the same time

[flatronl1915SLG]

loled when the game said fuck you at 9:45

[Raethen4e]

Out of curiosity, is the name of this section from the song by they might be giants, or is that just a coincidence?

[Helloween4545]

@Raethen4e It is

[Raethen4e]

Color me impressed.

[agoodfedora]

Do you have a Purple Toupee?

[Helloween4545]

@agoodfedora I do, and it shows me the way

[ziby00001]

what does the water gun thing do?

[TheThreadWeaver]

apparently suck and blow.

[MrWajax]

You should have used your beard to grab the axe!

[MrXuXer]

YAY for warm room

[stewart113]

Played the demo and crapped myself :) Glad Im not the one doing an LP on it ;D