Robot navigation

[GreatNorthWeb]

does anybody know where i can buy robot insurance?

[slowmopoke]

Robots steal old people's medicine.

[Mastermind8908]

Now lets see it serpentine to dodge bullets like in 28 Weeks Later.

[nsahler]

I would stand in its way or make a wall of people jus6t to piss it off.... I mean, by then they must've designed AI emotions right?

[marsCubed]

@nsahler Robots only have 2 emotions,

1 serve the humans..

& 2 humans obstruct program and must be eliminated.

Incidentally, why did the robot cross the road?

Because Fu*n = (K1 * LL)+(Th3 * Hu)+ M /(a * N).

It's actually funnier if you happen to be a robot with a laughter module installed.

[CrazyMonkey124]

@Phosphorus16 What if?

[CrazyMonkey124]

only thing is if you have 200 of these walking, they will all try to avoid each other, imagine that.

[jasmith17]

we don't even need these things scientists should be putting there time to better work

[CrazyMonkey124]

@jasmith17 You shouldn't be talking, this may also help nanobots navigate vessels without puncturing a blood cell. gtfo.

[soggy9]

@CrazyMonkey124 well said

[CrazyMonkey124]

@soggy9 Thank you, I thought so as well.

[limpkit2011]

terminator is coming!

[limpkit2011]

terminator is coming!

[robertwc82]

pedestrians merely follow the path of least resistance. couldnt they use that for the robots? or does that use to many complex cogntive abilities to find the path of least resistance?

[Vivimord]

And then the robot came up against a fleet of mothers with prams and was flummoxed. It truly admitted defeat once faced with the pension seeking OAP's.

[Magician12345]

the begining of the end

[gastonytHQ]

omg its the first stage of the T-101's brain processing functions.

[re619]

@gastonytHQ

correction, T-800

the T-101 is a T-800 that looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[gastonytHQ]

@re619 what a sec, Sergeant Techcom BN38416 Reese said "Cyberdine systems model 101" (which is Arnie)

[re619]

@gastonytHQ

I know,but what I'm saying is that the metal skeleton is a model T-800, and with skin on it, it's a T-101.

And remember, Reese said that it was new, and that the T-600s had plastic skin. Therefore,humanity must create a T-600 before moving on to a T-800, and finally, a T-101 (by adding living tissue to the T-800)

[protonus]

Where's the part of the path where they steal your medicine?

[iamnorwegian]

Don't want my robots bumping into me!

[Moeclone]

00:31

"...help robots integrate better into society"

That sentance is fucking creepy...

[austpom333]

It would be good to see some robots around.

[Paxmax]

now that reminds me of my work... electrical engineering and printed circuit board layout.

[DRealfriknKeenan]

yay!  astro boy!

[yourtube20061]

"help robots to integrate better in society" hmmm.

[gideony16]

@yourtube20061 i think you'r smelling what i'm smelling. .

their's gonna be cyborgs walking around and we won't even know it!!

[yourtube20061]

@gideony16 i just hope it doesnt lead to a iRobot or Terminator type future.haha

[Noobstur323]

Forget about the illegals. it's the robots that are going to took er jobs within the next few years.

[dummyfreak6000]

iROBOT

[mafarmerga]

"Help robots integrate better into society"

Hey, I think Sarah Palin is doing a darn fine job of this on her own with absolutely NO neural processing!

[sofarsogood9]

Humans: the only race on earth that's trying to make themselves obsolete.

[singlespies]

I was hoping this might be related to the BP spill. You guys should do some videos on this subject. One question you could answer = why use chemical dispersants in the Gulf? Seems like it would be easier to pump out a large amount of concentrated oil and separate it from the sea water on a tanker. Second question = why can't they use a powerful vise to seal the pipe?

[OccamsView]

a welcome relief from all those anti-social robots!

[MastermindX]

OK, now we just need to make a robot.

[pubtor]

wow

[Madmonkeythegreat]

haha like in the begining of iRobot

[tgz1000]

Robots are our friends...but sometimes they kill you.

[shaolindreams]

robot screaming GET OUY MY WAY!

[Zarrakan]

@shaolindreams GET TO DA CHOPPAH! ;3

[outlawkelb]

they are programming for techonology that is not present yet.....what a waste.

[catlord98765]

robots are people to!!!

[Saktoth]

This is just really basic pathfinding! You get this in any video game. Try implementing it in real life.

[deemuun]

fascinating!

[Sodorii]

Ye, I see them evryday taking train to work... annoying bastards

[Oikonny]

mh, i wonder how a crowd of these robots will behave ... i mean if every robot is changing his router constantly, then there wouldn't be such thing as a "natural flow"

[Zarrakan]

@Oikonny Robots constantly adjusting to other robots constant adjustments. It would be funny to watch I'm sure. =)

[ogrish84]

Robots need love too.

[judiccc]

And what if I dont want to integrate the robots in the Society

[suroj]

@judiccc then you must join the resistance

[judiccc]

@suroj where to sign in? :D

[AeroMancer]

This probably has some pretty good implications for RTS games, I know that Supcom 2 boasted about having a great pathing system for their virtual robots...

[jordinyc]

20 years later "National Confuse-Behavioral-Monitoring-­Systems Day" when everyone intentionally walks awkwardly and irratically just to piss off survelance systems. XD

[judiccc]

@jordinyc hahahaha, this made me laugh :D nice one :D

[Nanovirus5995]

@jordinyc Hahah. Im in XD

[ruleram1]

@jordinyc lol, you made me chuckle

[gotyx1]

@jordinyc HAHAHA irl lol

[wallofjustin]

"integrate robots into society...... SO THEY CAN KILL US!!!!"

[Link10893]

Also make some non-retarded civilian AI in video games.

[Exestenz]

@Link10893 i will cream my gaming pants the day that happens

[devkamal]

could also help blind people in the future..

[BloodyBBQ]

robot integrate in society....

does anybody else thing about Matrix or terminator when he says that sentence?

[cyberspy79]

even i dun walk with the flow of crowd! haha

[killomillionaire]

robots in disguise

[mickderkskouta]

What robot? -_-

[DeeJayBounce]

This isn't any breaking technology, this is just software. Software comes as we need it, it's future hardware that needs thought put in to it.

[Gigaspine7]

@DeeJayBounce The point is they found a way to make it happen.

All they need to do is apply it to an actual situation.

[xollst]

@Gigaspine7 ignore him, he's been posting on all new NSV posts that they are bogus and stupid. he's a troll, with the intelligence to show for it :P

[DeeJayBounce]

Oh hush, I know a whole lot more about innovation and technology than you would dream of.

[Zubinen]

@DeeJayBounce Not with an asinine username like that.

[DeeJayBounce]

Argumentum ad hominem, you lose. Bye.

[Zubinen]

@DeeJayBounce Argumentum ad logicam. Good day sir.

[DeeJayBounce]

What the fuck, that has no relevance to what I said whatsoever...

[DeeJayBounce]

As I already said, that's the wrong order.

[nordaky]

Robot integration ftw!

[Hefotos]

Interesting stuff