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  • wow thats the stupidest glitch ever!! US dosent hav money so we lose?¿ bitch we fightin 4 life at that point!! also i like the double negative at the end "that wont never happened" it means it will happen run 4 ur life!!!!!!!

  • Brazil is also spelled wrong lol

  • 0:26 empire is spelled wrong lol

  • the winners are CHINA AND USA

  • You can't spell. Block me, I dare you. ;)

  • I don't think I can trust someones WWIII prediction when they spell 'war' with and 'o'...

  • The spellings on this video are awful. You've finally butchered the English language!

  • 1. Where is Israel and Turkey? They are in the top ten for military.

    2. Japan is a very tough country, Russia would not be able to take it over without nuking it, therefore Japan would be useless. (Japan and Russia are at conflict so I could see a war spark between them)

    3. Europe would not form an empire together, there is too much nations and too much allies, enemies etc You should have split it up with UK, Germany, and France having control of Europe.

  • the amount of wars you describe would take centuries to finish. this is not gonna happen in my life time. more likely everyone gets nuked

    

  • Australia would enter the war as soon as the USA or UK did anyway.

  • Canada defeats Greenland, couldn't be hard seeings Greenland has a population of 56,000, though they are part of the kingdom of Denmark

    Why would Russia become the Soviet union again?

    Europe could not be an empire, it is a continent with many powerful countries.

    You would think Communist China and North Korea would be allies.You'd think China wouldn't stop at South Korean border, they would take the whole peninsula.

    I cant be fucked anymore correcting this bullshit.I'm glad i could stand 1:00

  • Yes, the Chinese not only invade one of their allies, but they also climb right over Mt. Everest, no fucks given.

  • I bet this kid is around 12 years old.

  • I'd love to see a world war three simulation where the russian aren't enemies with the US :/

    Also your spelling is tragic and I'm dyslexic

  • hahaha that the the badest graphic that i have see ever

  • its war not wor, i mean wtf is a wor

  • this is the most retarded thing on youtube

  • And then everyone rebelled and the world went back to normal

  • Because everybody knows that Canada can hurt something.

  • Learn how to spell ;)

  • made by dumb russian monkey

  • brezil atrica eurouupe soivet union dude do u go to school

  • Kid, you should take some sneak peaks at politics news and this video wont be so fking retarted. Why would China join the war at first? and soviet union.... why would the -stan ending countries so loyal to russia? and... it's alright if you remove and block me, LEARN HOW TO SPELL!

  • This is the most retarded scenario i've ever seen.

  • Who the fuck would want to invade Greenland?

  • I think this is a grammar and spelling quiz for some english language-uneducated russian kid

  • ХУИТА

    

  • learn to spell retard

  • I love how this kid has no idea about which countries are allies or how a war would actually a go. An invasion doesn't just "stop", the attackers either win or are pushed back. Also, how and more importantly why would Russia invade Alaska if Kamchatka is still under American control? Without it they'd have nowhere to launch from.

  • Missed the part about when the U.S nukes the FUCK out of those communist bastards

  • This is the stupidest thing I've ever watched.

  • China has 0.5 billion troops and the united states has enough nucular misles to blow up the earth 7 times

  • Here is my World War III simulation:

    Everyone nukes everyone else. We all die. The End

    You know its better than what this kid did.

  • @TobiTheNinjaKitten

    That is why my nation don´t build nuklear weapons.

  • Judging from the annotations I think this person is Russian...

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  • @jayorama1 Funniest fucking thing I've ever read. You're a lunatic and too insane to see it.

  • @infantryhawk

    "As in the days of Noah, so shall the day of the Son of Man be."

  • Fuck Russia

  • foolish video...just funny...and lots of crazy ideas...

  • I dont think we should listen to a person who spells Europe in three different ways.

  • ...why does this happen? And where did you learn spelling and geography?

  • phonics, get hooked.

  • What How are the russians going to get all of this money Ever think about that?????????

  • i wish i was smart as this 2nd grader

  • This was made by a stupid Russian who would make Russia win even if it was as small as new Zealand because he thinks Russia is amazing when it is a piece of crap!.

  • were you playing RISK? lol

  • Learn to spell correctly is problem A! Problem B is people learn from history.. Nobody is going to make the mistakes that half of the WWII generals made... You cant afford to fight on multiple fronts and you have to take into account the terrain that each country is either invading or defending noone knows the land better unless they grew up there and plus if this scale of war was going to happen it would be WWIII end of the world because everyone would be firing nukes at eachother !

  • every move each country made was so wrong and would never happen. the amount of countries that WANTED to invade africa i mean aftica was too much

  • who ever made this vid sucks fucking balls

  • How da fuck did china end up getting defeated in Australia and also it very confusing on who is declaring war against who?

  • uhhhh the russians forgot Newfoundland and Iceland XD

  • Ehhh, pal. LEARN ENGLISH

  • Canada takes over greenland... and exactly what strategical value does greenland have lol?

  • Yep u can tell this guy is a russian drunk! Cheap reason for USSR to win, he spelled most words WRONG!!! Every WW3 video is the same Russia becomes USSR and it ends up being a war between USA and USSR!

  • fuk russia!

    

  • What a lovely place the world would be if Asia didn't exist. I live in Australia and the Asians are slowly taking over. Chinese and Muslims everywhere and I can smell a terroist attack on the way as we all know 96.5% of Muslims are terroists. NUKE THE ASIANS!!!!!!!!!

  • the war HAVE sstarted.

    i enjoy grammar you has

  • if anybody invades america and gets through the coastal defenses ww3 and the world will then be ended by nuclear war

  • this person smoke to much dope.

  • Lol learn to spell.

    :)

  • I just give a fuck as long as the U.S.A and Europe will stay!

  • Long live Russia with American colors? lol its like the Canadian dollar with the U.S. flag on its capital in the picture.

  • The Whole Time In My Head I Was Cheering For USA! ;D

  • fuck u russia never win fuck u

  • Only Eskimos live in Greenland

  • THIS IS BULL! CANADA WUD NEVER INVADE NOBODY!!!! XD

  • Dude why would China attack in the Middle of Australia ? The Middle of Australia is all desert 

  • What the fuck this is retarded why would we attack Mexico Mexico wouldn't attack us because there too poor? Why would Iran attack Russia, there allies and Russia today is giving Iran nuclear weapons. By the way Canada wouldn't be an army they'd just join us and they wouldn't have to invade Greenland. Also Russia, China, North & South Korea, and Japan are basically all allies so they would have no need to fight each other for land and How does Brazil have an army since when do they want to fight?

  • @nasaandspacerock Ran out of words hahaha, All Brazil seems to care about is porn.

  • @nasaandspacerock North and South Korea are not allies. They are actually on the edge of nuclear war. Japan and China are not allies, Japan have actually signed a contract saying that if war breaks out, Japan will be a NATO ally. And China are not Nato. Brazil actually have a strong, well trained army, but do not want to start a war. No country could invade Brazil today in a breeze. Your right with Mexico and Iran though. But you must justify your statements.

  • Greenland isn't a country.

  • @FighterGuDude3214 right, it is a part of denmark, just like holland is part of germany.

  • @jmaxim2001 What the fuck? Holland is not part of Germany?

  • HOLYYYYYY FUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! skip to 7:36 the colors are red black and yellow!!!!!!!!!!!!! german flag colors!! that is a really bad sign.. GERMAN is suppose to take control of the world in 2068.. omfg

  • @codycauffman ot a bad sign. Germany is actually one of the best nations in the owrld, and the number one economy. That'd be great, really. (I'm American)

  • @FighterGuDude3214 problem is... most of us don't know German... I only know a little... plus, major conflicts and civil wars will start from the people who disagree... it will be chaos!

  • @codycauffman what...are you talking about...

  • HELL NO WHY WOULD YOU TAKE OUT MEXICO!!!MEXICO AND USA ARE FRIENDS NOT ENEMIES!!

  • DAVID LEE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD!

  • The events in this video don't make political or social sense, and the person who made it can't spell worth crap. Can I have those 8 minutes of my life back?

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  • Why would Canada and USA fight??? Bro's till they end.

  • wow just wow 8 minutes I'll never get back

  • wtf ? Soviet Earth ? i think who made this video is from Russia

  • Well I guess Russia is the strongest country. But in fair of consequences they'd ally with U.S. and tht would be end of the war to the other countries.

  • thanks gods because this stupid video never become true,NEVER!!!

  • this was stupid thanks for wasting my time

    

  • Not bad for a blow-by-blow from a game of Risk!

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  • yeah no shit Canada won over Greenland, the fuckers there are like 50 000 people?! :p

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  • First of all i think china and Russia would join because they both are evil both killed their own people like they were trees, and i think they would be destroyed half way through the vid because everyone hates Russians, at school i get hated because i know stupid Russian, (cool language but stupid nation) and im Bulgarian (dad) and Malvina (mom) but lived in awesome America.

  • I think my favourite country was the Southwest of South America Empire.

    Mainly because it was the only thing spelled correctly.

  • thanx for wasting my time

  • @davidlee110 You my friend just made the dumbest video i have ever seen on youtube. It wasn't dumb funny or smart at all. Its retarded like you. Brezil?? Aftica??

  • Leave Russia alone!

  • we are at the edge of a world economic collapse.that means that money becomes worthless,international trade slows to a crawl.bankrupt desperate nations go to war over resources like oil,food,water and land.and use race, religion.trumped up reasons to attack their weakened neighbours to steeal what they need.all international treaties will end and chaos,anarchy rule the day.look for persia,pakistan to attack India.islam to attack Isreal ,s.Europe.China shall fight Russia and USA go to aide,bloody

  • Your spelling is horrid and this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

  • you spelt brazil wrong at the beginning

  • I was expecting to hear some sort of 'DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS' at the end of that shit...

  • how come every wwIII simulation america loses and russia wins. we would probally be the first two to kill each other. i mean we both have ove 500+ bloody nuclear missles we would probally shoot some.

  • You spelled war wroung

  • you cant just 'destroy' india and australia. do you know how fucking big those places are?

  • learn how to use grammar

  • Yeah.......right.

  • 0:44 Wor

  • and also i never knew you can steal mexico????

  • freaking greenland seriously -.-'

  • Why wouldn't you include ACTUAL allies at all?

  • xD noob soviet is dead he has no friend turkstates attacked russia :D and in russia lives very many turks

    xD and wtf china vs russia russia win xD noob

  • U.S. Will win!!! We ALWAAAAYYYS WIN!!! (but not in vietnam T.T :'( T_T )

  • @CobraAnderson552 U.S. is fucked ...

  • @kenobi0417 bullshit -.-

  • The part about the U.S taking the whole American continent is retarded.

  • mexico would never join ww3 because we dont have the miletary power to do it

  • looks like someone wants Russia to Destroy the U.S.

  • Canada, the USA and the rest of NORAD kill off everyone else Mexico still uses prop planes and their army magically doesn't exist

  • US kills Russia!!!

  • Just because the us doesn't have any money right now doesn't mean they can't win!!!

  • da fuq. Money wouldnt matter anymore.At least i think fthey are almost destroyed

  • LONG

    LIVE

    MY ASS!

  • @dadnapt24 LMAO

    DEATH WITH THE ASSHOLE.

  • Damn you Soviet Union!

  • this is bullshit

  • Why would soviets invade china?

    I seem to notice people favor there own countries, while I'm using fact in the soldiers, training camp, ETC. for the one I am creating.

  • xD

  • AND WHO STARTED THIS LITTLE GET TOGETHER?

  • IF IT WON'T NEVER HAPPEN, THEN IT WILL HAPPEN!

  • hey its brazil not brezil

  • and australia is like WTF?

    

  • retarded... I'm not even finishing this video.

  • russia lol JOKE

  • saw THAT coming...

  • Berzil or brazil?

  • Russia fanboy XD

  • You and your video are fucking stupid.

  • thumbs up if u r from north or south korea or mongolia or inner mongolia or tibet or taiwan or vietnam and u hate china

  • ....Im from EU but how the fuck can someone Invide JapaN ?? they just press some buttons and ur fucked

  • Wow..honestly mexico vs U.S. I believe they would be allies since in WW2 mexico did help U.S. anyways this is stupid xD

  • wow dude, turn it into two big ares instead of keeping the other areas? LAME

  • War is not a free for all match of Call of Duty. You really need to do some research,

  • wata puta mierda is this ?

  • By the way,You shoud learn grammar jackass.

  • soooo, every continent is an empire ?

  • That is not true!!

    China cannot win North Korea!!

  • Hey look a 5th grader colored a map

  • Wow, this is really inaccurate.

  • Paint shouldnt be raped for this crap...

  • Nice Risk game

  • I like how Mexico even got that far.. lmfao.. Did you not include America's border patrol already stationed there?

  • WTF? US 'stoled' Mexico? What a retard. -_-

  • WTF why would someone sell land and why would Mexico invade US. Canada US and Mexico in ww3 will form a alliance called north American league (NAL)

  • First of all, NO ONE WOULD SELL LAND. It's the WORST thing to do. Especially in a WORLD WAR, WHERE EVERYONE IS YOUR ENEMY. Second, How can Russia turn into the Soviet Union magically? And I bet you don't even know what an empire is. You just rename the countries to whatever you want to be named. Third, Everyone that invaded other countries 'stopped'. How can you stop? It's either you capture it, be defeated. If you 'stop', you will be shot in the ass. Fourth, why would the Soviets invade China?

  • @TheFaceofPureAwesome 5th the guy who made the vid cant spell for shit

  • red=israel. sry folks..

  • aw stop hating on his spelling and grammar, not his fault he's not educated lol.

  • I love your spelling and grammar. Also, I like how you used 3rd grade terms like "Canada is invited to become *friends* with 3 other countries. It's ALLIES. Not "FRIENDS" please, crawl back into your mother's womb.

  • awesome grammar and spelling

  • *fucking* not gucking

  • Don't listen to this guy he's just gucking with ur mind

  • There will soon be a worldwide federation of Soviet socialist republics! For the people!

  • Seems like what I'd expect out of the cold war, if anything had happened. SOVIET EARTH

  • really i just see USA saying FUCK IT WHERES R NUKES lol XD

  • @unbentGODFATHER Everyone would have used nukes, and it would end up destroying humanity =P

  • soivet union my fucking ass. go to school first and learn how spell BRAZIL

  • SOVIET EARTH! LOL!!!! THIS IS FREAKING RICH LOL!!!

  • man im so fucked up to see this i lost 5 mins worth of my life

  • Ok in what world does the soviet Union come back and everything gain the wrod "empire"

  • It would never play out like that!

    First of all, the Soviet Union no longer exists.

    Second, half the countries involved in this little war don't even have military forces.

    Third, it makes no sense, you've got alot of allied countries attacking each other for no reason.

    And lastly, there would be no winner. Once it got to a certain point, everyone would start nuking each other. Then, eventually, all life on Earth would be destroyed.