HASTILY MADE CLEVELAND TOURISM VIDEO

[happycburger2]

xD 14 million dollars!

[undave242]

I'm totally going to Cleveland now, did you see that piece of American History called the "Payphone" ?

[primal2020]

i live in cleveland. dont go to cleveland.

[irishdancer121]

That video sucks! But I visit Cleveland every year to see family and I always like going to Playhouse Square, West Side Market, an Indians Game, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Football Hall of Fame, Cedar Point, and I also co0me up for the fantastic St. Patrick's Day Parade!!!!

[bogmire777]

@irishdancer121 Are you a drifter?

[zachariahhugh]

@irishdancer121 Cedar point is Sandusky...nothing like Cleveland

[bogmire777]

Nobody talks smack about Cleveland

[menofat1]

ive been to cleaveland, it was okay i guess

[Musashi003]

At least it's not Detroit. :D

[bigdaddymatty17]

Cleveland can't be as bad as Miami. It was ranked the 3rd most stressful city in America, 2nd most miserable city, 2nd rudest city in America and has one of the highest crime rates in the country. I hate going there.

[cjhaas24]

I work in Cleveland, and it's not nearly as bad as it is portrayed. You could easily can find something to do throughout the entire year: decent bars, the lake, 3 major sport teams (many cities don't have all three), top hospitals, great chef owned restaurants, metro parks, nice zoo, large playhouse district, very nice/wealthy developed suburbs, etc. Every city is what you make of it. I would just say, Cleveland is not a northern tourist's city, that's Chicago and New York's job.

[HeatAllTheWay2012]

Come and look at both of our buildings LMAO I can't

[bigdickdrewforu69]

Cleveland sucks

[MaRiAtheHeDg3hOg]

Is it completely twisted to say that perhaps Cleveland's flaws are what makes it kind of endearing?

[MrJohndoakes]

@MaRiAtheHeDg3hOg No, Philadelphia is like that....people want it to be like New York, but it's its own place.

[bubblebuddy024]

fuck u cleveland rules

hater

[MsGillybean12]

My friend told me that she's having her bat mitzvah in the nice part of Detroit. I laughed.

[bigdaddymatty17]

Every city has its issues, but I don't think Cleveland is as fucked up as, say, Miami. I have lived there and it really does suck.

[chemgrl08]

@bigdaddymatty17 Amen to that!

[HipHopaaDoodle]

@bigdaddymatty17 miami is at least warm. cleveland really does suck in pretty much all aspects

[bigdaddymatty17]

@HipHopaaDoodle cold > warm .... I would much rather have all four seasons than one season.

[theright1allthetime]

--I USED to live in Cleveland. Noticed the words USED to. The sadest part is everything this guy song in this video was true.

[jtrace24]

....Mean while in Africa....

[Dunja12]

watch the poor people all wait for buses. hahahahah. this made my day!

[peterrmansii]

Let me help you all out with this... Cleveland and Detroit both really, really suck.

[trident68]

Why are you talking about Detroit, the armpit of the USA?

[TheHevquip]

Thumbs up if you started watching this from your couch and finished it in Cleveland! Wha-...No? Oh, weren't really interested in going? Oh, Okay...

[haslett1945]

atural distasters and the cost of living isn't astronomical. Works for me

[haslett1945]

This video does kind of capture the spirit of Cleveland- it's not that we're miserable and hopeless, people here just have good enough temperaments and senses of humor to laugh at their city's disadvantages while enjoying its advantages. The Metroparks, the Rock Hall, all of the sick Polish food, Coventry, Lake Erie, University Circle and Little Italy are all really cool aspects of life in Cleveland. It isn't too flashy, but at least our people aren't total jerks, we aren't vunerable to any n

[beaner0000]

I moved away from cleveland for work and I actually miss it.

[cutienerdgirl]

Cleveland looks sooooo boring



[FingerBoard420]

It's funny cause its true

[cocoabuttabutt]

Living in cleveland is not so bad...... if you like looooong winters, grey to brownish sands with the lake water to match, want to get robbed i recommend martin luther king drive or basically anywhere on the east side just wait after dark,ummm lets see a lot of plaid shirts really.

[UHPhilipA]

@cocoabuttabutt lol this isn't racist, but it seems every major city has problems on MLK streets lmao

[cocoabuttabutt]

Living in cleveland is not so bad...... if you like looooong winters, grey to brownish sands with the lake water to match, want to get robbed i recommend martin luther king drive or basically anywhere on the east side just wait after dark,ummm lets see a lot of plaid shirts really ohh and abandoned buildings no really I love Cleveland you always have a special place in your heart for the place you came from

[xTheLameOhx]

i cant get away from this city -__- i always end up moving back,id rather live with the assholes in berea again

[CuteCatFaith]

Uprated.  Born there. Greetings from France.

[SWest00072]

Best comment on Jim Rome from a guy who lived in a small studio in Manhattan, NY...

"I'd rather live in a studio in Manhattan, then live in a mansion the size of Manhattan in the state of Ohio..."

classic!!

[Konnichiwa0bitches]

Oh man this totally makes me want to visit cleveland, not only do they have those 2 buildings to see but you can also visit a place that used to have industry,not to mention if you get hungry you can get food on the street as you search for a payphone, while being a douch bag on west 6th street . Go Cleveland for not being Detroit! lol

[onlyoneicouldget]

I SAW HIM! I SAW HIM!

[TheJCubedProductions]

I wouldn't go to Cleveland for $125,000,000 paid over 6 years

[snuggy4589]

I have the sudden urge to go to Cleveland.

[bigdaddymatty17]

@snuggy4589 Me too!

[moonpie50]

LeBron shopped on west 6th street.

[bigdaddymatty17]

At least those are nice buildings.

[iheartanimals77]

Hey i would visit cleveland after watching this:)

[ryanlikespeaches]

lebron is in cleveland because when he stand near the browns, he looks like a god by comparison

[kz1000ps]

"Who the fuck still uses a payphone?" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[MELLYKK777]

MOSES CLEVELAND <3

[jmartin1087]

LOL

[SFEver1982]

Not to mention 6 Superbowl championships.

[SFEver1982]

By the way, I am a Pittsburgh Steelers fan and I hope the Cleveland Clowns get annihilated on Sunday!!!!! Chances are they will. You guys only wish you had Harrison.

[DonnerParty1000]

Home sweet home.

[tito8834]

lol



[jediknight28]

born in Cleveland but not raised here.

[Imaweasel1]

This video skips over :50 . Woah.

[GovernorSears]

I'm so happy I live in Providence now

[IDF1987]

457 Detroiters have seen this.

[RYZEDetroit]

@IDF1987 Ironically Detroiters dont care enough about Cleveland to be lurking on your videos for the soul purpose of being negative. I actually watched the video because I recently became interested in Cleveland and was thinking about visiting in the summer. to my surprise every video that has anything to do with Cleveland has a bunch of locals downing DETROIT. why is that?

[groovysean]

@RYZEDetroit even Detroit doesnt want to be Detroit

[RYZEDetroit]

@groovysean is that your only come back? lame

[groovysean]

@RYZEDetroit the only thing more lame than my comment is Detroit

[1985MANAmericana]

@RYZEDetroit Please. Detroit is the joke of the region, the same way Baltimore is on the East Coast and Oakland is on the West. People shit on Detroit and Cleveland, but Detroit is certainly the "city" with the lower status.

[RYZEDetroit]

@1985MANAmericana if Detroit is the joke of the region what is Cleveland? No one ever even talks about Cleveland. Cleveland has been in a "rennaisance" for 20 something yrs but is still irrelevant. Hell Detroit gets more press, good and bad than Cleveland. At least we actually get mentioned. Cleveland is like fly over country to most people. You all really think your like Pittburgh or something. Last I checked Cleveland still has its issues.

[1985MANAmericana]

@RYZEDetroit "You all really think your like Pittsburgh or something." I live in Chicago. So I don't know who "you all" refers to, but it certainly isn't me. Also, "your" isn't proper usage.

[RYZEDetroit]

@1985MANAmericana your, you're WHO THE FUCK CARES! you have no fucking life. You want to how I know, because you're on a video about a city you don't live in making negative comments about another city you don't live in. Fucking lame

[RYZEDetroit]

@1985MANAmericana Ironically, everyone I know from Cleveland talked shit about it when I mentioned I wanted to visit. I always get the "Lebron's not there anymore so aint shit in Cleveland" really? your city depends on an athlete? thats sad. I can see why everyone is trying to deter from visiting tho. Its the people there not the city. I mean really you all only way of showing your city is nice is by living by the "atleast we're not Detroit" motto? how lame

[Hazafan88]

"Who the fuck still uses a payphone?". Lmmfao!

[idontknowshutup65]

who the FUCK still uses a payphone

[Blockinator11]

Cleveland is perfect for douchebag drifters.

[SomedaysDreamersBC]

Pigeons and seagulls coexisting LOLLLLLLLLLL.

[GrovyleXShinyCelebi]

.... At least we're not Detroit.

[RYZEDetroit]

@GrovyleXShinyCelebi wow how lame

[vitralizer]

@GrovyleXShinyCelebi

Detroit Shitty is just the ghetto of Metro Detroit.

[defenderDX9er]

No wonder Lebron left....

[axroj24]

@defenderDX9er lmfaooo

[captainarcher2]

Mike Polk Jr. Is awsome !! I loved this video because it's funny and truthfull and i live in the neighboring county of Lorain thats like the Bizzaro Universe of Cleveland..Lorain is a reflection of Cleveland...Next time make a video about Lorain..It's the sex offenders vacation spot of the North Coast..

[nranify]

I wanna see that guy!!!:)

[jrel210]

Now both Clevelands make me depressed.

[AnacondaVanaspati]

I'll give Cleveland credit for the Agora Theater and Drew Carey, but everything else, including the Rock and Roll hall of Fame is pretty disappointing.

[soapinitup]

Who the fuck still uses a pay phone i loughed so hard i almost threw up lol

[coegary]

If you're from cleveland there's 3-4 subtle jokes you only get if you live here - awesome

[kudjo24]

omg the description is hysterical

[chrisperez277]

This video is hilarious, but I think most people need to look of the definition of "satire". The guy who made this wasn't being serious.

[Carmelogrl]

Huff & Stapes brought me

This video is the best video ever

[Insidoubt]

@Carmelogrl lol me too. toadhopnetwork ftw!

[donwantstobesedated]

Cleveland kinda sucks, but it's still the nicest city in Ohio.

[Oridginale24]

Cleveland is such a pathetic town. Cleveland is now known for three things: losing Lebron, having a bunch of factories, and not winning a sports championship since Moses split the Red Sea. Everyone knows New York is where it's at baby!!!!!!!!!!

[usurper70]

@Oridginale24

haha at least cleveland isn't covered in piss

[dramagirl1295]

I love how none of his songs have a rhyme scheme...xD

[ThePilate30]

I love it, fuck Cleveland, come to Pittsburgh

[pavelcernik]

COME TO CLEVELAND! WE GOT THE DREW CAREY SHOW, and thats pretty much it

[tonymeechie]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[blabamouth94]

born and raised in cleveland. wow. i need to move.

[stonee206]

I got here from Capitalism: A Love Story by Micheal Moore 

[MuonRay]

There seems to be a large amount of birds in Cleveland.

[yankman22]

I wonder if Machine Gun Kelly has seen this

[desertangel2000]

Funniest tourism-sarcasm...now make one about Las Vegas...we're running a close 2nd to Cleveland...tosh.o rocks

[TrendSeta12]

I live in cleveland, I love my city, but this was funny as hell lol

[destructoidreaper3]

he's the guy who invented cleveland YEAH!

[dave11686]

It's hilarious because there really isn't much there. Ok, there's the Rock hall, and that's awesome, and ok, there's the Science Center(never been there either.) That's really it.

[TheBukes92]

@dave11686 You might want to get out more if you think those are the only great things in cleveland. You forgot Little Italy, University fucking circle, the neighborhoods like ohio city, the lake is awesome to jet ski and fish, and of course the sports(i dont give a damn how bad they do, indians games are my favorite part of the summer)

[XclaimArt]

@TheBukes92 the lake is practically fuckin radio active

[TheBukes92]

@XclaimArt Doesnt seem like it whenn thousands of people swim in it during the summer at mentor headlands and edewater

[fagatron97]

thumbs up if deadmau5 brought you here...

[h0tdice]

453 like visiting Cleveland

[VerifiedAccess]

0:34 To see a guy about to get robbed.

[volcomsnow14]

453 people still use a pay phone

[ProperPiff]

453 is actually the recent census population estimate of Cleveland Ohio.

[JmariolinkJ]

That really sucks. Cleveland needs some revitalization. What, is it not worth it anymore?

[Shoespider1]

@JmariolinkJ No. No it isn't.

[Dem0nz890]

best 14 mil ever spent

[anybody1324]

who is joey richter??? i found this through his cat video...

[GuyItalian]

Uhh check out Parma State of Mind (Parma is the largest suburb of Cleveland)

[XclaimArt]

@GuyItalian Parma is all white trash, who cares if it is the largest suburb in Ohio, suburbs suck, Ohio in general sucks

[XOcutie901]

@XclaimArt white trash? whats that soposted to mean? (im not from there btw.) b/c if anything its the Aferican americans that are trashy, just listen to the way they talk (no offense to all of the AA out there)

[kayfraz83]

@XOcutie901 Wait a minute...I just want to clarify your statement, so you're calling an entire group of people "trashy" and in the same sentence telling them NOT to be offended. So why'd you even bother making the statement if you didn't have the balls to stand by it...And if you're from Parma as the previous post suggests then face dipshit you're white trash...A statement I firmly stand by, Sincerely you're fellow Clevelander with enough brains to leave the moment I was old enough

[Hockeysktr17]

@kayfraz83 * your.

[TheArkTheArkTheArk]

@XOcutie901 I feel like you just weasel worded your way around saying "I'm not racist but..."

[XclaimArt]

@XOcutie901 You are white trash. You can barely spell for shit. it's supposed and African American. White trash is referring to hillbillies. Not gangsters. But, someone from any bitch ass suburbs would say that

[XOcutie901]

@XclaimArt 1 im 13 so yea i suck at spelling............. and 2 i dont even live in ohio!!! im from mighigan

[Selcathnevar]

@XclaimArt Someone from New York would say that.

[XclaimArt]

@Selcathnevar I live in Lakewood dipshit. Some arrogant bitch from Ohio would say what you just did

[bplusme]

hey hey hey guys, cleveland sucks dick i know, but cleveland heights, that place is the shit, i know cuz thats where i am xD

[XclaimArt]

Cleveland makes ohio suck even more then before. I think everyone around the world except the people in Ohio who don't realize how much it sucks hate Ohio

[TheFionstein]

453 still use a pay phone

[KidMurdaENT]

it's the perfect place if ur a douchebag :D

[marcosmiketen]

thumbs up if you watched a rerun of tosh and he bought you here

[Vicatiti65]

Capitalism a Love Story brought me here! :)

[bacefelice]

He's the guy who invented Cleveland, YEAH!

[dmoney7412]

HILARIOUS

[jBloch95]

is it just me or is this something you would expect to see taco from the league make...?

[Blackbarbietea]

HAAAAAAAAA ISNT THIS SO TRUE!!

[theoneandonlysarab]

Anyone see the Tosh vid? Not this obviously...

[LarkinYT]

IRRELEVANT4LI4E

[AreYouAPedo]

@LarkinYT ELPRESADOR

[ejseader]

Thumbs up if you've ever brought up this video when you hear someone is going to Cleveland. That's why I came back to this video...so I can send them the link. Ah, nostalgia.

[Quex01]

Thumbs up, if you brought yourself here.

[yodabauer2442]

I want to invent a city!

[swajsofa]

Who the hell is Joey Richter?

[andtheyare]

thumbs up if joey richter didnt bring you here

[clubland459]

Never fails to make me laff. Theres a programme on tv here in the UK called 'The Only Way is Essex'. I'd love to see 'The only way is Cleveland'!

[nour264]

who the fuck still uses a pay phone?

[Nathan1el]

@nour264

gangsters

[kosmotropics]

people who don't own cell phones. that's the majority of the planet. the lower working class cannot afford cell phones. not everyone is privileged to be middle class.

[seaninboise]

@kosmotropics i know lots of poor people who use cell phones

[kosmotropics]

@seaninboise part of the reason they are stuck being poor is by making bad decisions like trying to afford a cell phone, often picking a bad plan, and paying more than they intend. but everyone on tv has a cell phone so they feel entitled. unfortuneatly much of society penalizes the poor. daily living ends up costing much more when you can't afford to pay your bills, entrenching them in a system that is difficult to get out of.

[heisindc]

@kosmotropics what entitles the poor? tv? Nope, it is the entitlement programs from our government. Free money? Why work? Entitlements are growing, meaning they are NOT working.

cell phone bills are cheap compared to booze, crack, and other poor choices the poor make. If you work hard and save your money, it is easy to move up even in this economy, but again, why work when you get free money and food stamps?

[waldron76]

@heisindc "Entitlement Programs" are in place to assist people who can't afford to live on the money they'd otherwise be making. It's essentially the government helping people who aren't in a position to support themselves.

You're talking about this system like it's giving people a lot of money, as opposed to the reality, which is the bare minimum to survive on. People would die without it.

Oh, and the reason it's growing is increased unemployment, due to a whole host of economic factors.

[Jax009]

0:14 I totally saw that guy. Nice dude.

[radtech21]

@Jax009 Yeah.... When he's sober!

[XLexxLuthorX]

@CaribaPhonix thumbs up if you saw this on your own without the need of a movie. It's cooler to like something before everyone else does.. Ex: Sushi, UFC, Obama, Steven Colbert, the letter Y, sunlight, reality tv, coffee, and your mom :)

[hoboactor835]

@XLexxLuthorX Really? That's just pussyfooting your way around the statement "Now that it's popular, I don't like it as much.

[Rhcpeppers21]

@XLexxLuthorX that's possibly one of the most hipster statements I've ever read

[NotAnyoneSpecial]

I would be offended, but yeahh. This does actually make Cleveland look better than it really is.

[99whatever99]

Stay away from Est. 55th, YEAHHHH! xD

[MaRiAtheHeDg3hOg]

You would think we'd be all butthurt and everything, being the citizens of Cleveland. But it's so true we couldn't possibly complain. XD

[basshead216]

Hey I live in this city! I'm a bum lol goddd damnnn

[CaribaPhoenix]

Thumbs up if you first saw this in Michael Moore's capitalism film!

[Mandraxon1]

"Watch all the poor people wait for buses" lmao

[knightschwartz]

i went to clevland once all bums in downtown

[thelizardking887]

0:25 nuff said

[pirsocau]

this actually makes me want to go to cleveland

[xtremecarbon]

A place where there used to be industry, this train is carrying jobs out of cleveland XD how horrible

[MessagesFromEarth]

451 people are from Pittsburgh

[Roboman60]

YOU ARE A FACTORY OF SADNESS! like if you know what this is from.

[bp13isme]

You should come on down to west six street. Its the perfect place if your a douche bag!

[tfelbo]

FUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND TODAYYY CLEEEVELANDDD!.... hahaha

[cgIris18]

awesome.