@AddictedToDivo Indeed there is. Three things about your accent. If you're indeed good at pronouncing english you'd be the exception rather than the rule. Secondly, your english teacher is from the UK or US I presume, since he/she is fit to proclaim you of equal skill as a native speaker? Third point, calling your language "like a native speaker" would refer to the intiutiveness of your chosen words rather than the accent. Since as you know there are a lot of accents in the english language.
perhaps it's sad but I don't understand english, not any word. Nicht einmal dass was die Dame auf deutsch fragt, weil: yo hablo solamente espanol, y no entiendo ni una palabra aleman ni ingles. pobre muchacha. LOL
it's true actually the FRENCH, ITALIANs, ARGENTINEs, AFRICAns, Chinese, etc never mind the SCANDINAVIAns could masterEnglish better than the (white)english/brit-born themselves. White policeOfficers inUK say:_It doN't cost me NOthing to phone from work_ while their lewd/WC uk daughters when they R12 y.o. say : _ I'm Proud [NOT JustGLAD (?)] i bought BIG: Boobs, nails, hair onDAD's CREDITcard so that I can hopefully get 2 DO ANAL&0ral-NOcondom 4(BLACK)footballers_. They doN't know simpleWORDs
Sorry, I don't speak any English.... Ich spreche Deutsch. Sprechst du Deutsch? Nein, Ich spreche nicht Deutsch. Haha, just hilarious, specially the part where he says all that crab about the village, and still keeps saying... I don't speak English.
Can you tell me what Simon says after "not a word, no..." and I don't understand what he is saying after ^^' and what is saying after "the village..." and before the girl talk in german ??
I'm french it's why I don't understand all ! Sorry for my bad english, I hope that you understand my question ! thank you very much ^^
OMG! SO sorry! I'm just too scared!Ok.... There was a lady who was walking in the forest with her dog and was killed. If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK
well this is what we here in Prague were doing to russian tourists all the time. "Excuse me, but I don's speak russian well enough to understand you."
Beg your pardon. I forgot to mention, that I was saying that in quite good russian. And my father did the same, and his russian so perfect, that russians from Moscow were thinking he's from St.Petersburg (where he was studying for 2yrs.)
This is the fannyest thing ever
18MRkevin 1 week ago
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i actually think this sketch is about what the english themselves often want to do. just not to hear any foreigners trying to speak English any more
qio1234 1 month ago
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qio1234 1 month ago
Hahahha this is so funny.
enjoythesilence29 3 months ago
@enjoythesilence29
Excuse me , do you spea k English ? i got a problem with my car =))
inevergiveup1402 3 months ago
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Thou shalt NOT lie.. even you're trying to be have fun or in trying to help others finding its ways..
mohalishaf 3 months ago
Che?
chavrecycling 3 months ago
@chavrecycling
what is che ?
inevergiveup1402 3 months ago
@inevergiveup1402 What? What is What?
chavrecycling 3 months ago
@inevergiveup1402
No !
inevergiveup1402 3 months ago
@chavrecycling
what is what ? what ? LOL , it's because you have written" che" and i said" what" ? haha , it's funny too that one =))
inevergiveup1402 3 months ago
@inevergiveup1402 Si!
chavrecycling 3 months ago
hahahahaaha, c très rigolo, very very very funny , love it =))
inevergiveup1402 3 months ago
funny
niemtinhivong 3 months ago
Ahhh! I love how she says garage GARahge!
hitoki1354 4 months ago
@hitoki1354
You mean with the French accent ? like me haha =))
inevergiveup1402 3 months ago
@inevergiveup1402 That was hilarious. lol It was kind of mean though. lol have you ever seen Shaun of the Dead?
thewulfone 3 months ago
@thewulfone
Kind of mean ? i dont understand it
shaun of the dead ? No, what is it ?
inevergiveup1402 3 months ago
@inevergiveup1402 By mean I meant it was not very nice that they lied to her about not speaking english. lol Shaun of the dead is a movie.
thewulfone 3 months ago
@thewulfone
It's English humour me thinks =))
But it's what i s funny, they say no , and they reply in English, it's a little bit absurd , it's funny
inevergiveup1402 3 months ago
@inevergiveup1402 It is funny. But are the signs in french? It looks like french.
thewulfone 3 months ago
@thewulfone
Yes , on the white board , it's written " distorted road" and on the red one, it's written " forbidden to nomads and campers"
inevergiveup1402 3 months ago
@inevergiveup1402 I bet she can't say oh la la as adorably as you do. :)
thewulfone 3 months ago
@thewulfone dont know but i think she doesnt have the french accent very much , i think my accent is stronger =))
inevergiveup1402 3 months ago
Simon u r fucking awesome!!! ♥
LoonyKim 6 months ago
mea na vidna kousa sousnek
HarvsPenzance 7 months ago
New channel, new vids.....
TheLostArtOfWar1 9 months ago
jeez thats the funniest thing ever. you gotta love simon pegg!
thenameslisa93 11 months ago
haaaaaaaahahahahaha, god, Simon is the best
chrissysexy 1 year ago
Shawn of the dead you never get old :P
sonic09ification 1 year ago
This is always what I do in my neighbourhood! XD We have each summer a lot of tourists and it's sooo funny to do that! XD
DeSmurfen125 1 year ago
New Channel and new vids!
TheLostArtOfWar1 1 year ago
Geil Simon Pegg ist ein richtig guter Komiker :O
Amazing Simom Pegg is an real good Comedian :O
NexusWulf 1 year ago
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MrCombineGuy 1 year ago
lol lol lol i luv simon !
iloveandrewlpotts 1 year ago
ja das wäre toll! XD
nichtswiezuvor 1 year ago
GRÖÖÖÖHL
Siljanova 1 year ago
which series is that ?
2OM3IE 1 year ago
@2OM3IE Big Train series 1... great show.
theburtonearny 7 months ago
in soviet russia english speaks you
ilikepie4526 1 year ago
Ga-rage
theUltimateBadass146 1 year ago
can u speak english person 1 No im sorry but i only speak American
KrissCringle1 1 year ago
what exactly did he said in dutch?
sokolev1 1 year ago
@sokolev1 German....and im not sure if I spliechen de deutsche? nein lol
EJPal 1 year ago
@sokolev1 no only a few words, but not fluidly
RkFxOfficial 1 year ago
@RkFxOfficial he says i am not fluidly ^^
MuDdLes0 1 year ago
Ya english hai , this is urdu
kingoleo 1 year ago
hahaha "do you sppeak english?'
'no i don't' xO awesome xDXDXD
natalia1804 1 year ago 4
lustig, lustig, tral-le-ral-le-laaaaa))))))
Medea7748 1 year ago
Ohh my god I saw this YEARS ago and didn't know it was Simon Pegg! Now I've seen all the movies plus Spaced and it's just that much more funnier :D
iEatHAPPYPEOPLE 1 year ago 12
@iEatHAPPYPEOPLE yeah me too. he's so cute in here, i'd never guess that's him
qio1234 1 month ago
Das ist so witzig!!!
Thats so funny!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXD
BronsonPelletierGirl 1 year ago
Most german are like this :)) exacly this happend to me in a shop in Berlin :)))
firstinmunich 1 year ago 4
how is the name of this comdeyshow? i love simon, hes so cool! :D
RambosMirror 1 year ago
Give it a big train tag!
Nobody watched that show and everyone should! :D
Gazmus 2 years ago
lmfao. so hilarious
SimplyTheanthropic 2 years ago
Simon Pegg is one of the funniest people on the planet.
BlondeSupernova 2 years ago
You should someone Dutch try talking English. That sounds funny too.
michielgrillet 2 years ago
@michielgrillet
I'm Dutch and my english teacher says I speak english like I'm a native speaker. So not all Dutch people are bad at foreign languages.
And, by the way, your line is missing a word.
AddictedToDivo 1 year ago
@AddictedToDivo Indeed there is. Three things about your accent. If you're indeed good at pronouncing english you'd be the exception rather than the rule. Secondly, your english teacher is from the UK or US I presume, since he/she is fit to proclaim you of equal skill as a native speaker? Third point, calling your language "like a native speaker" would refer to the intiutiveness of your chosen words rather than the accent. Since as you know there are a lot of accents in the english language.
michielgrillet 1 year ago
@michielgrillet
True ;)
AddictedToDivo 1 year ago
Lol :P ja ik ken iemand van youtube die kan geen groen zeggen :P klinkt meer als kroen :P
thepianoaddict 2 years ago
one of the best sketches on YouTube, hilarious
Welsper24 2 years ago
I love Simon Pegg is so sexy!!!
lindaoasismind 2 years ago
@AdmiralPython
I mean in general, when english people try to speak german. It's always funny when my cousin does it. :)
Zabucracker 2 years ago
im gunna do this
gisda1 2 years ago
Really, really funny.
I love it, when english people try to speak german. But that's a real awesome gag and Simon Pegg is actually one of the funniest guy ever!
Zabucracker 2 years ago 7
simon pegg is a great comedian and a actor
ooveggie00 2 years ago
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ooveggie00 2 years ago
Lol
But if this situation someday happens to you be certain that you are in a 'madhouse' area, lol
LeozinXD 2 years ago
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daenceca89 2 years ago
this shit was funny
flaku1337 2 years ago
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lame
quillber 2 years ago
I love Big Train xD
waldron76 2 years ago 2
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so funny, he says he can't speak or understand english but he is replying to the girl questions. heheh... I wish I can speak english well.
Mickeemicz 2 years ago
Genius!
..and I kinda like the British Accent. ^^
ReezeGoingSenseless 2 years ago 2
F**KING GREAT
mrbret 2 years ago 2
perhaps it's sad but I don't understand english, not any word. Nicht einmal dass was die Dame auf deutsch fragt, weil: yo hablo solamente espanol, y no entiendo ni una palabra aleman ni ingles. pobre muchacha. LOL
fip25 2 years ago 18
@fip25 Nice ;) You don't understand any language, do you?
sannygirl15 1 year ago
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KGBfbiSECUpolitia 2 years ago
lol true
momo1tm 2 years ago
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it's true actually the FRENCH, ITALIANs, ARGENTINEs, AFRICAns, Chinese, etc never mind the SCANDINAVIAns could masterEnglish better than the (white)english/brit-born themselves. White policeOfficers inUK say:_It doN't cost me NOthing to phone from work_ while their lewd/WC uk daughters when they R12 y.o. say : _ I'm Proud [NOT JustGLAD (?)] i bought BIG: Boobs, nails, hair onDAD's CREDITcard so that I can hopefully get 2 DO ANAL&0ral-NOcondom 4(BLACK)footballers_. They doN't know simpleWORDs
KGBfbiSECUpolitia 2 years ago
wtf?
i can barely even read this. silly me, i must be a stupid american
cabasse 2 years ago
Deutsch? nein sprichst du deutsch?...Deutsch neiiin haha xD
nnoooeeelll 2 years ago 2
soo geil, love it:)
Charmed19832 2 years ago
I can speak english.. hahaha..
sau geill:)
Free09Rider 2 years ago
Bei der Tussi hätte ich auch gesagt, ich kann sie nicht verstehen.
If I don't want to talk to strange Ladies I always say the same.
haizahaiza 2 years ago
genial !
aTSa66 2 years ago
OMG this show is cool ans OMG its funny?
mdstms1617 2 years ago
nur ein oder zwei Wörter, ich bin aber nicht fließend.. LOL
hkun88 2 years ago 30
go england
MrGJL09 2 years ago
this is from BIG TRAIN:)
Shanex36 2 years ago
weelll luv us british were well funni luv simon pegg :)
SparklersElite08 2 years ago
Does anyone understand them?
deyohn 2 years ago
no, 'cause i don't speak english.
qhlpp 2 years ago 2
jejej me too , jejje
E64R 2 years ago
not me i dont speack english !!!!! ^_^
E64R 2 years ago
no, i don't
E64R 2 years ago
Does anyone know what show this is from? Because this certainly isn't Spaced.
FairyGodmoose 2 years ago
Big Train
SMARTSM 2 years ago
its from a show called bigtrain
TheInFormer500 2 years ago
Sorry, I don't speak any English.... Ich spreche Deutsch. Sprechst du Deutsch? Nein, Ich spreche nicht Deutsch. Haha, just hilarious, specially the part where he says all that crab about the village, and still keeps saying... I don't speak English.
DonJuan071991 2 years ago
i love it !!!
Can you tell me what Simon says after "not a word, no..." and I don't understand what he is saying after ^^' and what is saying after "the village..." and before the girl talk in german ??
I'm french it's why I don't understand all ! Sorry for my bad english, I hope that you understand my question ! thank you very much ^^
edhel59 2 years ago
Sorry if you get down that way, about a half a mile, theres a village, there might be somebody there who speaks English...hilft das?
benkamun 2 years ago
you are an angel =)
thank you very much !!!!
edhel59 2 years ago
i am also can not speak english hahah
abulara1420 2 years ago
Yeah
thats what happened to us in Europ !
Selfish ppl !
hummudi 2 years ago
that was HILARIOUS!! haha! "no, im sorry, i dont speak english"! hehehe! :})
agh151 2 years ago
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OMG! SO sorry! I'm just too scared!Ok.... There was a lady who was walking in the forest with her dog and was killed. If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK
ilovemysoldiers7 2 years ago
lul
The1stPoster 2 years ago
lol sorry i don't speak any english
Laura2970 2 years ago
The German Part is also awesome nice vid.
Lorrer09 2 years ago 2
hahahahahahahhahahhahahahaha
kelseymg13 2 years ago 3
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is that really simon pegg? doesn't look like him...
moep 2 years ago
yeah ....
SparklersElite08 2 years ago
yeah it does.....thats why its simon pegg.....retard.
fuer321 2 years ago
=)) ROFL
QBlackGriffin 2 years ago 5
nice
Manz189 2 years ago
does anyone know what's the show is called?
lamppu1991 2 years ago
It is called Big Train
eddums 2 years ago 4
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CrazyDrZenith 2 years ago
LOL, we were looking in Italy for a toilet somewhere and no-one spoke English.. Or that's what they would like us to believe.
lucb1e 2 years ago
I'm nearly crying now! That was so funny! XD
MarinaLovesOasis 2 years ago
L.O.L XD
satarknight 2 years ago
geil simon pegg rules!
tq35zrts 2 years ago
Good one
snevern08 2 years ago
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ohkfilms 2 years ago
lol
volkoor 2 years ago
LOL
KimonoHana 2 years ago
hahahahah very funny
ash2092013 2 years ago
hahaha funny lmaoo
yeca195 2 years ago
hahaha very good, so funny
chaser25mty 2 years ago
Brilliant.
macgruber5 2 years ago
LOL
gnomehate 2 years ago
ha i might try that next time i am on holiday
killermeatface 2 years ago 5
haha
richiempaul 2 years ago
Sorry!
crostafdx 2 years ago
It's not stupid! English humor is the best
crostafdx 2 years ago 3
English humour, not English humor
David54G 2 years ago 22
i lovee simon pegg<3
DannyHarryDougieTom 2 years ago 2
absolut mega geil =D=D=D
ich liebe es =D
i love it =D=D=D
*do you speak english? no I don't sorry* =D=D abolut geil =D
brausebaerchi 2 years ago
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stupid english humor -.-
youemiggio 2 years ago
stupid?!
YOUD0NTKN0WME 2 years ago
Rofl
SvpRs 2 years ago
Hahaha, omg ! So fucking funny ! XD hahah
Erdnos99 2 years ago 2
I LOVE SIMON PEGG!!!GREAT VID
BreyerROCKS222 3 years ago 3
LOL
cod4thegame 3 years ago
lololol
sithxnew 3 years ago
Rofl
sv3rige 3 years ago 8
rofl
marce1314 3 years ago
rofl
ritrgold 2 years ago
RoFl
ropoly 2 years ago
ich speaken bisschen deutsch, sprechen sie deutsch?
Deutsch? nein? sprichst du deutsch?
Deutsch? nein,.. nun,.. ein oder zwei wörter aber ich bin nicht fließend XDDD
"das was wäre toll"
DistemperpK 3 years ago
yh που ήταν αστείο: Π
ritrgold 2 years ago
Sorry, I don;t speak German
cubabit 2 years ago 4
F**king great
mrbret 3 years ago 2
great..
mrvinho 3 years ago
LOL Great!
meow1964 3 years ago
lol wtf do u understand english? no i dont understand english O.o
OTwinkleBerryO 3 years ago
cool, never seen that before :)
is that "Sophie" from Spaced too?
EnergyEqualsKgxSOL2 3 years ago
you mean sarah not sophie from spaced
parkateer 3 years ago
was that simon pegg
cheesemanrox99 3 years ago
read the description!! :P
jakkapakka 3 years ago
soo funni!
love the ending
:P
doddlecuddle 3 years ago
lol.. i cant speak english.
pepcycool 3 years ago 3
Lol!
LilaMillstone 3 years ago
lol "I can speak English" "Me too!"
danty411 3 years ago 2
Man i haven't see any Big Train in yonks!!
cmcc212 3 years ago
this shit is funny i like the bit where they speek german
eminemkid40 3 years ago
very funny
1luckyshinemydestiny 3 years ago
ROFLMAO xD
foxyyileng 3 years ago
this is happening to me every time i drive through germany
razlika 3 years ago
This is extremely funny.
JuanDa1094 3 years ago
rofl!!!! genius
kimbob5 3 years ago
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gay
funnybunny396 3 years ago
this versions the best, the others have the smirking at the end cut off, DICKHEADS
squidgysailor 3 years ago
well this is what we here in Prague were doing to russian tourists all the time. "Excuse me, but I don's speak russian well enough to understand you."
bwouk 3 years ago
Bwouk, that doesn't make sense. Czech and Russian aren't even close to being mutually intelligible.
Ibssa9 3 years ago
I think he means that he can speak Russian, but feigned he couldn't to the Russian tourists.
riotanet 3 years ago
It was not pretending I can't...It was showing them the middle finger - they were mostly bolshevics and their fat wifes.
bwouk 3 years ago
Beg your pardon. I forgot to mention, that I was saying that in quite good russian. And my father did the same, and his russian so perfect, that russians from Moscow were thinking he's from St.Petersburg (where he was studying for 2yrs.)
bwouk 3 years ago
I doubt it.
Ibssa9 3 years ago
oMG!!!
funniest thing ive even seen
why? Cause simon's the man!
i would piss muself if i had to do that hes so hott Lol
XxGoCrazyGurlxX 3 years ago