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  • This is the fannyest thing ever

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  • Hahahha this is so funny.

  • @enjoythesilence29

    Excuse me , do you spea k English ? i got a problem with my car =))

  • Che?

  • @chavrecycling

    what is che ?

  • @inevergiveup1402 What? What is What?

  • @chavrecycling

    what is what ? what ? LOL , it's because you have written" che" and i said" what" ? haha , it's funny too that one =))

  • hahahahaaha, c très rigolo, very very very funny , love it =))

  • funny

    

  • Ahhh! I love how she says garage GARahge!

  • @hitoki1354

    You mean with the French accent ? like me haha =))

  • @inevergiveup1402 That was hilarious. lol It was kind of mean though. lol have you ever seen Shaun of the Dead?

  • @thewulfone

    Kind of mean ? i dont understand it

    shaun of the dead ? No, what is it ?

  • @inevergiveup1402 By mean I meant it was not very nice that they lied to her about not speaking english. lol Shaun of the dead is a movie.

  • @thewulfone

    It's English humour me thinks =))

    But it's what i s funny, they say no , and they reply in English, it's a little bit absurd , it's funny

  • @inevergiveup1402 It is funny. But are the signs in french? It looks like french.

  • @thewulfone

    Yes , on the white board , it's written " distorted road" and on the  red one, it's written " forbidden to nomads and campers"

  • @inevergiveup1402 I bet she can't say oh la la as adorably as you do. :)

  • @thewulfone dont know but i think she doesnt have the french accent very much , i think my accent is  stronger =))

  • Simon u r fucking awesome!!! ♥

  • mea na vidna kousa sousnek

  • New channel, new vids.....

  • jeez thats the funniest thing ever. you gotta love simon pegg!

  • haaaaaaaahahahahaha, god, Simon is the best

  • Shawn of the dead you never get old :P

  • This is always what I do in my neighbourhood! XD We have each summer a lot of tourists and it's sooo funny to do that! XD

  • New Channel and new vids!

  • Geil Simon Pegg ist ein richtig guter Komiker :O

    Amazing Simom Pegg is an real good Comedian :O

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  • lol lol lol i luv simon !

  • ja das wäre toll! XD

  • GRÖÖÖÖHL

  • which series is that ?

  • @2OM3IE Big Train series 1... great show.

  • in soviet russia english speaks you

  • Ga-rage

  • can u speak english person 1 No im sorry but i only speak American

  • what exactly did he said in dutch?

  • @sokolev1 German....and im not sure if I spliechen de deutsche? nein lol

  • @sokolev1 no only a few words, but not fluidly

  • @RkFxOfficial he says i am not fluidly ^^

  • Ya english hai , this is urdu

  • hahaha "do you sppeak english?'

    'no i don't' xO awesome xDXDXD

  • lustig, lustig, tral-le-ral-le-laaaaa))))))

  • Ohh my god I saw this YEARS ago and didn't know it was Simon Pegg! Now I've seen all the movies plus Spaced and it's just that much more funnier :D

  • @iEatHAPPYPEOPLE yeah me too. he's so cute in here, i'd never guess that's him

  • Das ist so witzig!!!

    Thats so funny!!!

    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXD

  • Most german are like this :)) exacly this happend to me in a shop in Berlin :)))

  • how is the name of this comdeyshow? i love simon, hes so cool! :D

  • Give it a big train tag!

    Nobody watched that show and everyone should! :D

  • lmfao. so hilarious

  • Simon Pegg is one of the funniest people on the planet.

  • You should someone Dutch try talking English. That sounds funny too.

  • @michielgrillet

    I'm Dutch and my english teacher says I speak english like I'm a native speaker. So not all Dutch people are bad at foreign languages.

    And, by the way, your line is missing a word.

  • @AddictedToDivo Indeed there is. Three things about your accent. If you're indeed good at pronouncing english you'd be the exception rather than the rule. Secondly, your english teacher is from the UK or US I presume, since he/she is fit to proclaim you of equal skill as a native speaker? Third point, calling your language "like a native speaker" would refer to the intiutiveness of your chosen words rather than the accent. Since as you know there are a lot of accents in the english language.

  • @michielgrillet

    True ;)

  • Lol :P ja ik ken iemand van youtube die kan geen groen zeggen :P klinkt meer als kroen :P

  • one of the best sketches on YouTube, hilarious

  • I love Simon Pegg is so sexy!!!

  • @AdmiralPython

    I mean in general, when english people try to speak german. It's always funny when my cousin does it. :)

  • im gunna do this

  • Really, really funny.

    I love it, when english people try to speak german. But that's a real awesome gag and Simon Pegg is actually one of the funniest guy ever!

  • simon pegg is a great comedian and a actor

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  • Lol

    But if this situation someday happens to you be certain that you are in a 'madhouse' area, lol

  • this shit was funny

  • I love Big Train xD

  • Genius!

    ..and I kinda like the British Accent. ^^

  • F**KING GREAT

  • perhaps it's sad but I don't understand english, not any word. Nicht einmal dass was die Dame auf deutsch fragt, weil: yo hablo solamente espanol, y no entiendo ni una palabra aleman ni ingles. pobre muchacha. LOL

  • @fip25 Nice ;) You don't understand any language, do you?

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  • lol true

  • wtf?

    i can barely even read this. silly me, i must be a stupid american

  • Deutsch? nein sprichst du deutsch?...Deutsch neiiin haha xD

  • soo geil, love it:)

  • I can speak english.. hahaha..

    sau geill:)

  • Bei der Tussi hätte ich auch gesagt, ich kann sie nicht verstehen.

    If I don't want to talk to strange Ladies I always say the same.

  • genial !

  • OMG this show is cool ans OMG its funny?

  • nur ein oder zwei Wörter, ich bin aber nicht fließend.. LOL

  • go england

  • this is from BIG TRAIN:)

  • weelll luv us british were well funni luv simon pegg :)

  • Does anyone understand them?

  • no, 'cause i don't speak english.

  • jejej me too , jejje

  • not me i dont speack english !!!!! ^_^

  • no, i don't

  • Does anyone know what show this is from? Because this certainly isn't Spaced.

  • Big Train

  • its from a show  called bigtrain

  • Sorry, I don't speak any English.... Ich spreche Deutsch. Sprechst du Deutsch? Nein, Ich spreche nicht Deutsch. Haha, just hilarious, specially the part where he says all that crab about the village, and still keeps saying... I don't speak English.

  • i love it !!!

    Can you tell me what Simon says after "not a word, no..." and I don't understand what he is saying after ^^' and what is saying after "the village..." and before the girl talk in german ??

    I'm french it's why I don't understand all ! Sorry for my bad english, I hope that you understand my question ! thank you very much ^^

  • Sorry if you get down that way, about a half a mile, theres a village, there might be somebody there who speaks English...hilft das?

  • you are an angel =)

    thank you very much !!!!

  • i am also can not speak english hahah

  • Yeah

    thats what happened to us in Europ !

    Selfish ppl !

  • that was HILARIOUS!! haha! "no, im sorry, i dont speak english"! hehehe! :})

  • lul

  • lol sorry i don't speak any english

  • The German Part is also awesome nice vid.

  • hahahahahahahhahahhahahahaha

  • yeah ....

  • yeah it does.....thats why its simon pegg.....retard.

  • =)) ROFL

  • nice

  • does anyone know what's the show is called?

  • It is called Big Train

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  • LOL, we were looking in Italy for a toilet somewhere and no-one spoke English.. Or that's what they would like us to believe.

  • I'm nearly crying now! That was so funny! XD

  • L.O.L XD

  • geil simon pegg rules!

  • Good one

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  • lol

  • LOL

  • hahahahah very funny

  • hahaha funny lmaoo

  • hahaha very good, so funny

  • Brilliant.

  • LOL

  • ha i might try that next time i am on holiday

  • haha

  • Sorry!

  • It's not stupid! English humor is the best

  • English humour, not English humor

  • i lovee simon pegg<3

  • absolut mega geil =D=D=D

    ich liebe es =D

    i love it =D=D=D

    *do you speak english? no I don't sorry* =D=D abolut geil =D

  • stupid?!

  • Rofl

  • Hahaha, omg ! So fucking funny ! XD hahah

  • I LOVE SIMON PEGG!!!GREAT VID

  • LOL

  • lololol

  • Rofl

  • rofl

  • rofl

  • RoFl

  • ich speaken bisschen deutsch, sprechen sie deutsch?

    Deutsch? nein? sprichst du deutsch?

    Deutsch? nein,.. nun,.. ein oder zwei wörter aber ich bin nicht fließend XDDD

    "das was wäre toll"

  • yh που ήταν αστείο: Π

  • Sorry, I don;t speak German

  • F**king great

  • great..

  • LOL Great!

  • lol wtf do u understand english? no i dont understand english O.o

  • cool, never seen that before :)

    is that "Sophie" from Spaced too?

  • you mean sarah not sophie from spaced

  • was that simon pegg

  • read the description!! :P

  • soo funni!

    love the ending

    :P

  • lol.. i cant speak english.

  • Lol!

  • lol "I can speak English" "Me too!"

  • Man i haven't see any Big Train in yonks!!

  • this shit is funny i like the bit where they speek german

  • very funny

  • ROFLMAO xD

  • this is happening to me every time i drive through germany

  • This is extremely funny.

  • rofl!!!! genius

  • this versions the best, the others have the smirking at the end cut off, DICKHEADS

  • well this is what we here in Prague were doing to russian tourists all the time. "Excuse me, but I don's speak russian well enough to understand you."

  • Bwouk, that doesn't make sense. Czech and Russian aren't even close to being mutually intelligible.

  • I think he means that he can speak Russian, but feigned he couldn't to the Russian tourists.

  • It was not pretending I can't...It was showing them the middle finger - they were mostly bolshevics and their fat wifes.

  • Beg your pardon. I forgot to mention, that I was saying that in quite good russian. And my father did the same, and his russian so perfect, that russians from Moscow were thinking he's from St.Petersburg (where he was studying for 2yrs.)

  • I doubt it.

  • oMG!!!

    funniest thing ive even seen

    why? Cause simon's the man!

    i would piss muself if i had to do that hes so hott Lol