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  • evil dead?? -____-"

  • i love the cash register and the clerk X] they make my day

  • artic monkeys.

    heh.

  • im having a friend for dinner lmao

  • the dude looks like the clown from batman xD

  • @konohamarutard the clown from batman.....

  • @LuckyNoDice747 yeh joker xD I had forgotten at the time, and was too lazy to bother remembering

  • @konohamarutard Are... you... stupid? Or something?! CLOWN??!!! CLOWN?!?!?!?!?!? THE JOKER IS NOT A FUCKING CLOWN! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! DO YOU?!

    Fucking idiot... ugh...

  • @PetrifiedPsycho I have only one thing to say: /watch?v=Svd4fe8HEZI

  • @konohamarutard lmfao I take back what I said because you showed me something funny :3

  • HoNk

  • @sfstein417 :o)

  • Big Black's "Songs For Fucking" in the background is fucking epic.

  • haha

  • How to be a Serial Killer is pretty funny too.

  • I wish I had a tag-teaming register at work.

    :-\

  • @jimathers Club Dread.

  • did anyone notice the obama poster with satan horns

  • Songs About Fucking in the background. Nice.

  • if Foamy and record store guy got together.... the world would implode from their combined epicness :D

  • @RiseAgainstLove1 foamy controls the register, i think

  • Funny serial killer movies......

    Am I the only one who thought the movie Ted Bundy had some funny moments?

  • Wonder What His Reaction Would Be To Paranormal Activity? XD that'd be good.... XD Hauu ~

  • Can I buy the haunted register?

  • WHY ARE THE COMEMNTS SLIGHTLY GREEN?!

  • Every Zombie Comedy mentioned was Funny.

  • be careful man, hes strange. he'll kill you ass

  • serial killing 101 was actually semi decent.

  • The 'You're late for work." one actually applied to me one day xD

  • where can i get a cone hat that says kill

  • 0:45 should have said Final Destination 1-5

  • @OfficalSublift they arent serial killer movies,nor are they really funny,to have a serial killer movie,you need a character to be the "serial killer",such as freddy krueger,jason voorhees,michael myers,etc,

  • I think all the people who watches this has an excellent level of apathy and sort of intelligence to think hanibal is funny

  • @franzeror Hannibal IS funny

  • Evil dead. Lol. <3

  • Tokyo Zombie was great.

  • Don't forget How to Be a Serial Killer

  • What about Serial Mom?

  • The Register is Psychic,It knew the Tsunami was going to Hit Japan

  • You fuckin hurt me...

  • army of darkness FTW!! i watched that in history class

  • thumbs up if you think that customer sounds like kermit the frog

  • Boom Stick indeed.

  • finally something a customer picks out he likes!

  • I want to marry this Cashier.

  • OMG I JUST REALIZED! FOAMY IS INSIDE THE REGISTER!

  • Is there anything you don't know? The reason why I'm continuing this conversation. LOL.

  • wow...is it just me of did the shopowner sound hot when he said: "You F*CKING heard me..." 0__o

  • id pay this guy for his opinions of my fav music if i ever came in the record store, and then while he talks, id watch the cash register also. Xp

  • i love how his expression stays the same no matter who walks in.

  • "You fucking heard me." hahahaha!

  • "What's wrong with you?"

    "It starts at the head and works its way down."

    Love the reuse of an old Foamy quote there 8D

  • btw most Japanese films show Tokyo in turmoil so naturally Japan is doomed...not a prediction to the actual turmoil which should habe been foreseen by a recently-caught oarfish.

  • Hannibal's hilarious.

  • I love this guy.

  • This was done last year... How did the register foresee that Japan is doomed?!! OMigArsh!!! All-knowing register!! :O

  • Wait a minute. Hannibal's not a comedy?

  • i love that registrer

  • How about Wild Zero? ZomCom with Guitar Wolf? "Lock & Loll!!!"

  • YOU FUCKING HEARD ME.

  • Serial Killing 101 :D howz come noone else i even talk to has heard of this?

  • prom nights a funny cerial killer movie, depending on the type of humar you have ofc.

  • ...Nobody better thumb me up. Don't you freakin' dare. I got nothing else to say here.

  • @KidAnime20 i gave you a thumbs up. Problem? L8 Trolololol

  • "wh...what?" "YOU FUCKING HEARD ME -.-"

  • I'm not even that much into zombie movies, but I am considering checking out "Shawn of the Dead." Ever since seeing (and loving) "Scott Pilgrim," I think I wanna check out Edgar Wright's other films.

  • did u read the "jew jitsue" xD

  • 0:26 "Less than 5 minutes"

    We'll reach the optimal altitude for missile deployment. Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring Complete...Global...Saturation­...

  • @OfficialWesker -Begins Button-trigger cutscene-

  • he wasnt that bad lol.

  • "You know of any zom-com movies like this?" 'Ask someone else.'

    "Eh...Return of the Living Dead parts 1 and 2 had its moments. 'Like this job.'

    Dead Alive, 'Your mother ate my dog,'

    Evil Dead, 'Give me back my hand,'

    Army of Darkness, 'Boom Stick,'

    any reanimator film is a safe bet, 'Get a job in a side-show.'"

  • If Jonathan Ian Mathers' voice is like the clerk's voice,then I must admit it's the most interesting voice I've ever heard.

  • The saw movies are funny killing movies if you have a fucked up sense of humor

    I do

  • @sattler1990 Glad to know I'm not alone :'D

  • 0:24 how did the register know japan was doomed!

  • @Zombiexstar because, whether or not the situation is possible in the real world, Japan is always doomed

  • @Zombiexstar BEHOLD THE POWER OF FOAMY!!!!! All hail our lord and master, all hail our lord and master! He's allknowing and allpowerfull(He's controling the cash register). Just bring him some coffee and bagels and you'll be ok. Make sure it's not from starschmucks, though.

  • @Zombiexstar it knows EVERYTHING thus its haunted

  • @Zombiexstar Have you watched any anime or listened to Japanese pop?

  • @Zombiexstar THE REGISTER KNOWS ALL!!!!

  • @Zombiexstar THE REGISTER KNOWS ALL!!!!

  • @Zombiexstar Japan has been suffering from earthquakes for hundreds of years. Tremors are quite frequent in some parts of Japan. It's not some foreseen prophetic sign. I'm assuming you were joking, but it's a simple joke. Too simple.

  • @Zombiexstar Because it sits on three fault lines (the place where earthquakes happen) So as a result it is less stable than San Fransisco!

  • @Zombiexstar jimathers knoe all 

  • @Zombiexstar J.I.M. just knows things.

  • @Zombiexstar foolish the youth the Register knows all. O_o

  • @ultraking312 Foolish the Youth would make an awesome band name.

  • @DarthPaul16 so would cunt thrust and purple sick

  • hey he's right tokyo zombie kinda sucked!!!!!!!!

    but the fight scenes were alright

  • best line ever..."You fucking hurt me" XD

  • @dingo2306

    "You fucking heard me."

  • That's Creepy ...how the Cash Register said "Japan is Doomed" and it actually happend D;!

  • Otis was a funny serial killer movie, and house of 1000 corpses.

  • 0:24 WTF?! the register knows the future!!!

  • who watched is a second time to read the cash register? :3 just me

  • @XxL3GITxXxMcMeowX I did too XD

  • its ironic if you read the register it sais japan is doomed and look what happend to it,smh

  • i pay wayy to much attention to the cash register sign that keeps changing...

  • shaun of the dead hahaha tha movie it's fucking awesome XD, i love it

  • wow he was kinda nice to the clown guy for a minute there!

  • @demonhorse1982 Serial Mom! lol Ricky Lake was in it and fat!

  • I liked Tokyo Zombie... *is a zombie fanatic* You wouldn't be able to tell, I'm a stay at home mom that looks more likely to like Hello Kitty.

  • You fuckin heard me. XD

  • if the cashier was real, i would shake his hand and thank him for his knowledge

  • I <3 the cash register

  • 2 questions:

    1. When did he steal his hand?

    and 2. Is "Jew Jitsu" really a book?_?

    Knowing the answers to these questions would be extremely swell... :3

    I like how the cash register just blatantly says "JERK" xD

  • @fuzzytetra32308 I think i recall seeing a book called Jew Jitsu a while back.

  • u fucking heard me!

  • Ash and his BOOMSTICK! would totally own Shaun of the Dead

    (and Tokyo Zombie sukd)

  • "I'm having a friend for lunch" lol, best random line to show up on a sign

  • Apathy is for the young.

    And

    Shaun of the Dead sucks.

  • I love Re-animator!!!! Pure genius!

  • i would like to see the record store guy get into a fight with the coffee shop guy. the record store guy is skinny and short, but i think he could still kick the ass of the coffee shop guy :)

  • for all those ppl that guessed.. WRONG im wearing boxer shorts! muhahaha

  • the seller guy is killin meh

  • The clown guy sounds like Kermit the frog! :D

  • i bet he dosent know the color of my underwear

  • @Lidrena blue

  • @Lidrena blue

  • @Lidrena Black. He told me.

  • dude i saw evil dead two days ago on chiller that movie was fucking weird .

  • "Starts with the head, and works it's way down."

    FOAMY!!!!!

  • Dead Alive, Zombieland, and the Evil Dead Trilogy are all funny. But Don't watch Dead Alive on a full stomach. The end made me almost throw up, but it was still fucking funny.

  • @iNvictaStudios Zombieland was so boring, it sucks.

  • @qwer58j

    How? 

  • @iNvictaStudios Well as I said boring, and with the exception of marketing Zombieland did nothing right, but don’t feel bad it’s just my opinion, and in any case it looks like there will be a sequel.

  • @qwer58j

    :/ Yeah.

    Honestly, I like real Zombie movies anyways.

  • LMAO "You F*cking heard me" I would love to say that to some of the annoying jerk-offs i get at work >:/

  • What about Zombieland and American Psycho?

  • @LibraHorse1

    Zombieland sucked.

  • he sounds like kermit the frog

  • evil dead is awsome

  • what does it say about him that he could answer the question about funny serial killer movies?

  • @gamingcultist well he owns a video game/record/movie store, he should probably know his shit

  • @Fanatic2020 i guess that makes sense, though i thought he was just the clerk

  • Dude i love the record store guy!!

  • This dude sounds like baby Kermit the Frog.

  • This week's episode: The Joker.

  • i love Evil Dead =D

  • He;z got red on him.

  • I LOVE the re-animator films! I'm really happy he mentioned them, not enough people know about the series enough it was based off of Love Craft. ):

  • I LOVE the re-animator films! I'm really happy he mentioned them, not enough people know about the series enough it was based off of Love Craft. ):

  • does anyone else notice all the foamy quotes? Like on is from eaters anonymous. the "starts with your head, and works its way down." one

  • @drewboy8889 yes it is belived that that is where foamy spends his afternoons

  • kick ass tv show

  • lawl "wait wha what.... you fucken heard me"

  • He forgot Friday the 13th.

  • the dude was rite about tokyo zombie it was boringXD

  • ha ha "you fucking heard me" **glares**

  • i liked Hannibal rising really good movie

  • i think this is the only time Darren (he doesnt have a name and thats what i'm calling him cause thats what he looks like, not Wayne thats been used to many times) has ever gotten along with a customer.

  • top center: Jello biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine..... very nice.

  • lol the creepy guy sounds like kurmit the frog

  • lol the creepy guy sounds like curmit the frog

  • you F@#king heard me!!! lol

  • HAHA you got red on you lolols

  • Movies you can gleam all the good parts out of with just the trailer? Avatar.

  • youtube has been acting really annoying lately, it's weird because this video was completely loaded after waiting about half a minute I played it and it stopped at 20 seconds or so and it wasn't loading it just wouldn't play. happily enough because the toon was short it didn't take long to reload after I refreshed but this has happened on really long videos too so it's getting kinda annoying.

    thumb up if you have had this problem (ever)

  • I want to have a conversation with that cash register guy... and the cash register sign thing.

  • Army of Darkness rocks! XD

  • were was friday the 13th on his list they're movies are fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!

  • @punk0devil he said FUNNY serial killer movies.

  • @hobocamptheater what I can't think the kills and some other parts of friday the 13th are funny? Jst because most people get scared watching them dosen't mean there arn't people out there that think Jason is a hero. That is just my thought if you don't agree then who cares?

  • @punk0devil that's not the message I was trying to spread.

    so just calm down.

    I didn't mean to make you mad or sound like troll or anything I just don't know many people who think slasher films are funny especially friday the 13th (that's some violent and fun stuff)

  • @hobocamptheater oh sorry I wasn't mad I just thought that some people think oh it's a slasher it's so scary! meh. So yea lets just stop because I hate when people fight over youtube. when I see that going on I just reply to them all saying shut up. So yea I understand were your coming from so yea I just wanted to clear things out.

  • @punk0devil oh awesome.

    words of foamy "I hope nothing bad on you in the near future" (well I think that's what it was) well what ever.

  • @punk0devil do you guys check ryplys or something why do people have conversashin on the internet ps i suck at spelling:)

  • @Tragedywasmile accutaly yea I do.

  • The register is wrong @0:17 - the hand reference came from Evil Dead II, not Evil Dead.

  • *death glare "you fuckin heard me"...LOOOOOOVE it! :D

  • "funny serial killers" lol Hannibal can be funny lollolololololol

  • "Do you know of any funny serial killer movies?"

    Cash Register: Dialing 911

    My thoughts exactly. DX