Twilight...SHITLIGHT,I rather fuck a blender while being castrated by the garbage despolsal,I'd much rather drink my own liquid shit mixed with toxic piss.This movie pisses all over Dracula's ashes.It's so fucking boring i'd rather wach paint dry while fileing my taxes while waching grass grow narrated my Kevin Costner',while having stale ransid elephant shit for lunch.THIS MOVIE,this fucking movie,SHOUD JUST HANG IT'S SELF BY THE BALLS AND ROT IN SATAN'S BOWLS.
Twilight...SHITLIGHT,I rather fuck a blender while being castrated by the garbage despolsal,I'd much rather drink my own liquid shit mixed with toxic piss.This movie pisses all over Dracula's ashes.It's so fucking boring i'd rather wach paint dry while fileing my taxes while waching grass grow narrated my Kevin Costner',while having stale ransid elephant shit for lunch.THIS MOVIE,this fucking movie,SHOUD JUST HANG IT'S SELF BY THE BALLS AND ROT IN SATAN'S BOWLS.
swordcollection 1 year ago
1:01 i never expect that XD
Onerom4728 2 years ago
I rather play every shitty game that AVGN plays than read Twilight or the movie!
SamDakota86 2 years ago 4
@SamDakota86 I rather play ET and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde than watch that piece of shit.
ukhistorian 1 month ago
1:43 what AVGN video was that from? xD I also HATE Twilight
Jolteon416 2 years ago
Sega 32X. He shot the 32x accessoryup. I used it because I thought It looked enough like the book.
(I used to be desertcoyote)
AkoWidorn 2 years ago
the Sega 32x Review,its really easy to find it
SamDakota86 2 years ago
Haha, truly a work of art, Twilight is horrible and this parody proves it, wonderful work my friend.
RockerboyJohn 2 years ago
"I gotta send this fucking shit back to the fires of Hell."
DeadlySin991 3 years ago 8
omg lol!!! xD
90geekgirl06 3 years ago
Bloody brilliant, as usual.
SpookGulf 3 years ago
Nice video.
TheCanadianPrairies 3 years ago