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  • so true lol.

  • In this world there are three kinds of hot women: the shallow bitches who you won't get unless your a football player or rich, the crazies who you don't want to be with anymore (I've got one of these) and the ones who are married/taken.

    Just give up on getting a hot girl, if you can find someone who: likes similar things as you, doesn't shatter mirrors and will let you go places without her, your golden.

  • All women that are pretty are nothing but fucking shallow bitches.

    Not one of them has a soul.

  • :18 i cracked up so much

  • gay

  • Match.com is like $20 a month, biggest waste of money. Women lie too, they just get away with it more. Lies on their profiles all over. And what's up with the pics from the chest up. Most of them are like 4 years old and they probably gained 30 pounds since then. And they are shallow, why does height matter? Why does his salary matter? Whatever happen to ambitions, passions, or just having education in general? All women do is screen profiles and think they own the fucking world.

  • 6 and a half feet wouldn't count me out :) I'm 6'7

  • haha

  • Well the height thing can go the other way too.... guys say "shorter than me" but what if you're a tall girl and he's tiny? People are all very sallow. :\h

  • The 3rd slut pose made me LOL. NO actually ROFL, no actually LMFAO, no actually ROFLLMFAOLOLLOLOLOL.

  • you stutter, but you speak th truth lol

  • Honestly, I don't go for online dating. But, after all, 1 in 5 relationships now start on the internet. ;)

  • I think this video is pretty accurate. It's hilarious and so true with the 6'0" or higher!

  • internet dating is stupid and doesn't work lol

  • Great site for dating # lushfmlk.info #

  • 0:18 really really hilarious.

  • Please keep in mind Asian ladies online lushfmlk.info

  • this was posted on my birthday

  • You what I hate when people are using dating profiles is because they are losers you know they can just go back to high school or college to find a girl there or they should get a job then find a girl

  • @yuiritsumiomugiazusa easier said then done!

  • @yuiritsumiomugiazusa that was the stupidest comment ever.

  • @dontcarewatuthink oh is that one of you!

  • @yuiritsumiomugiazusa no u dont go to back to high school or college to find a girl. . and no im not stupid.

  • @dontcarewatuthink then wat should you then blackass

  • Tallness...does effect a man's personality XD Ever heard of "little man syndrome?"

  • @guitarobsessed85 the basic idea i wanted to prove was it's better to go somewhere. Parties and pubs work here in belgium.:) soooo Anyway go out and have fun and girls will come.

  • Go to the pub or the club xD see the girls have a drink dance your butt off communicate xD and grow som nuts. cause internet dating is just a sick joke.:) xD why look on the internet when your never sure if the person is really the person they say they are. xD

  • @Tazy004 Lol I agree about going out to find girls but I don't know if a pub is the best place haha. I love beer, don't get me wrong, but I definitely wouldn't go there to pick up std's, I mean girls. Bookstores, Organic coffee shops, and art galleries are better haha.

  • I don't blame people for having standards or qualities they want.

    Hell, if I didn't, I'd just pick a guy off the streets.

  • Do videos in chinese.

  • I agree with the dude below me

  • I saw your hair and nearly shit my myself. I hope for your sake that isnt real!!

  • I saw your hair and nearly shit my myself. I hope for your sake that isnt real!!

  • why would you internet date anyway get a real GF your pathetic

  • Hair doesn't match face.

  • @Seergio15 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol dude ur awesome.... much better than nigahiga. he annoys me. but i met my soul mate on one of his videos. how fucked up is that.

  • Ok, first of all I don't use theme, but I think that you should look at peoples cualities instead of a figure; I mean, I like some tipe of guys, but I wouldn't about it if there's a interesting person without one of those cualities... what's the use of having some hot guy for a bf when he's a jerk with me? for that I would prefer the ugly one with a great heart and the great personality... or at least, that's what I think :)

  • On a dating site I think you could get raped and killed

  • @holofax3 STFU as long as chur cool with dhat person love them or whatever chu wouldnt care what ppl think

  • @sadgirlsureno13

    who's chu?

  • @holofax3 omg chur so such a dick so mean chu dnt knoe chu might fall for girl like dhat it kan happen Jajajajajaj Much love N Respect

  • @holofax3 You must be very ignorant. Overweight people can't always help it that they're overweight. Haven't you noticed how some thin people can eat and eat without gaining any weight? Overweight people don't have to eat much before they gain weight. And as for "ugly" people. They're just the same as you and me! Being mature enough to look past the face you'll see a better personallity than you'll ever have. Being ugly has nothing to do with who you are. Who are you to judge other people?

  • @kyatorin Chu go gurl tell him Much love N Respect

  • @sadgirlsureno13 Hey, thanks for the support =) Us girls need to stand up for our believes!

  • LMFAO at the 3rd pose!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

  • my parents got married and they met on match.com

  • the third pose cracked me up great pose bro!!!

  • I am 1.83 so I am ok (NE Chinese background), I have dated white and Asian girls in the past, but I am married now! Chinese girls often want tall guys, that is ok in Northern China, but really few of my Hong Kong friends are what most people could call tall, Chinese girls should be more realistic about this height thing! Most Asian guys are not very tall!

  • I think women are more shallow: A case in point. If a hot looking girl was working at Mc donalds most guys wouldn't hesitate to ask them out. In other words they would most likely show interest.

    On the other hand: if an attractive dude was flipping burgers at Mc Donalds....lets face it a woman wouldn't give him the time of day, because women are looking for someone to take care of them. They don't know what being a partner is all about. They're money grubbing thieves, out for a quick buck.

  • @kingkull0423 For Chinese parents of a girl they want to know she is secure that means a good bride price and you have a good job, lots of money in the bank (best you OWN your own home, no rent or morgage) so you can take care of their daughter and your future children! Concervative Chinese girls will still need thheir parents permission to marry & you aint getting sex until her family & your family have agree to marriage.

    Modern Chinese girls just like guys with money to party & have fun!

  • @kingkull0423 That's isn't true. Most girls wouldn't ask the guy out because you can't really get to know a person while they are working. If they already knew the guy from school or if they both worked there and she liked the guy she would show interest. Yeah some girls are like that but if that's all you've found you just have really bad taste. If you don't like the way a girl treats you and you break up with her try going for a different kind of girl. Not the girls best friend.

  • @XxLadyDeath91xX Yes it is. Just about all of them behave in this manner. They either want the thug or the guy who makes six figures a year with a nice car. I'm willing to bet you think in this capacity also, but won't admit it for the sake of the discussion. And by the way there all the same..."money grubbing straight up!" That's why they always sue for alimony because they want to get paid and the system is stacked in their favor. & don't pretend to be different because that's just impossible.

  • @kingkull0423 wow kingkull how many girlfriends did you have to have such a great opinion of them lol. But its ok if you keep talking like that that number will increase by 0

  • @ToliverDwwwist

    I'm glad you found my comments amusing. Thanks for responding.

  • @kingkull0423 sorry dude, but you have issues. Thugs are almost always irritating and the six figure guy is usually stuck up. At least the ones I've known. Not all of them. And I'm not going to say all of them are just because the only ones I know are. I'm not that ignorant.

  • @XxLadyDeath91xX No it's the women that have issues because the law is stacked in their favor and they know it and use it.

  • @kingkull0423 how can you be so ignorant? It's not ALL women. You just have really bad taste. And I'm not here to tell you how to find a girl. I'm just here to tell you you should keep looking and stop being so bitter. It's not very appealing. Besides, if you think women are so terrible why don't you just switch to guys?

  • @XxLadyDeath91xX That's Just downright GAY!!!! and Nasty. Don't get me wrong I respect gay people, but what they engage in is femininity disgusting. Women only (in my book) if there are any decent ones left.

    And as for looking, what's the point? I would be setting myself up for a grave disappointment, and I don't need that right now. Women just happen to be avaricious, vitriolic, Iniquitous and narcissistic.

    Women are the very reason mankind has been condemned to damnation.

  • @kingkull0423 Excuse me women arnt the reason, men are the reason since all they do all day is sit on their fat ass and watch tv and expect women to do all the work grow up and one day maybe someone will date you when you realise that men are reason why mankind has been condemned to damnation.

  • @MsArchael Are you sure you're not refering to women like yourself. Fat, Lazy and sit around all day watching TV waiting for the man to bring homne his paycheck so you/they can spend it, putting him in credit card debt. Read the scriptures, women such as Eve are the ones who condemned mankind to damnation.

    Have a nice day.

  • @kingkull0423 You're comment made you sound really gay lol Just because you don't like vaginia doesn't mean you can go around calling names.

  • @Ninnjette Dude I was just fucking with people, getting them going for fun. Get a grip dude. Think of it as a little Jerry Springer action on you tube.

    Have a nice day.

  • @kingkull0423 Well shit, sense you put it that way. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

  • @MsArchael Excuse me actually i am a 16 year old girl, with a job, good grades while going to university to help with my bachelor of nursing i will be completing in 2 years time so dont say that i am a fat lazy shit who waits for the man to bring home the pay slip each week tyvm. and if it wasnt for a woman you wouldnt fucking be here buddy (:

  • @MsArchael if you said 18, and more like 4 years later getting the bachelor degree it would have been more convincing, which your full of bullshit, you can't even pretend it, let alone doing it, stupid, fat LAZY bitch.

  • @forfetable no there is a such thing as early college where you get your degree in high school so she might not be lying.. the fact you called her fat lazy and a bitch shows how dumb you are

  • @s1ghm3m You see, if you weren't continuously sucking cock and gagging on it you wouldn't say such a stupid assumption like that, University and College are two different things my typical tramp, and based on the bullshit people feed now and days about who they think they are which they aren't makes me laugh because I am a university in my first year. Now high school, that takes at least 3 years which standard is 4 years for diploma, 16 does not add up, P.S don't bother try replying becuz i wont

  • @XxLadyDeath91xX you would say some shit like that!

  • @XxLadyDeath91xX I am inclined to agree with kingkull0423. Women are shallow, materialistic, and judge a man not by his intelligence or personality, but by the size of his muscles or depth of his pockets. Although I base my opinions on personal observation and experience, I have yet to witness a situation that proves otherwise. When a man gives up, it means he is thoroughly disgusted with women and their petty shenanigans. I understand what he is going through.

  • @XxLadyDeath91xX

    So if a guy asks a girl out because she's hot and it's different for girls, then why don't you see a lot of girls date nice guys? Why don't you see a lot of girls have a massive heart attack from over-lust towards a guy wearing a sweater vest, carrying an algaebra book, won 2 awards for being a nice guy, smiles a lot and walks old people across the street after having save their kitten from a tree?

    Where does this happen, tell me?

  • @VagabonNinja I married my dorky best friend. Don't ask me cuz I don't know. I like dorky cute guys who play a lot of video games. I tried to date nice guys, sometimes it's just hard to tell. And tell me why guys don't date the nice smart girls?

  • @kingkull0423 It's the guy that's shallow. Only asking the girl out because she's hot. They couldn't possibly know her just just be seeing her through the drive-through window.

  • @XxLadyDeath91xX Jajajajajaja hilarious N so TRUE! Much love N Respect

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  • hi my name is hi tehe

  • HOOKERS! xD

  • ...kewl Kajagoogoo hair. Limahl is the only other person with the courage to ever "sport" that look. ;)

  • girls are shallow period.

    i dont even see how this is remotely surprising..

    internet dating to me is just giving up on females and admitting you need a computer.. plus its all for relationshipfags except for craigslist... but i think even the website has herpes...

  • Dating websites are bullshit. I mean what if someone you meat is a sexual predator or worse Billy Maze, or even worse a gay dude. Whoa I sacred myself for a second.

  • LOL i love ur vids

  • lol that me! far away moutain XD u never fail to make me laugh

  • LOL ur only lucky to find the girls tht arent shallow

  • you look ugly!

  • Haha, I wouldn't say we are that shallow... We just know what you want. I never used any online dating service though ^^

  • I met my boyfriend on zoosk. It wasn't that bad. I kept getting a lot of creepy old men that winked at me. That was the only downfall. Otherwise I would think that most people on that site weren't very shallow.

  • ur hilarious!

  • dude ur too funny man

    hahhaaa

  • Well I come under emo ._.

    I have done all three of the emo poses hehe

    But I don't get what it is with people and tallness

    As long as they have emo hair.

    Emo hairrrrrrrr! <3

  • amen

  • oh look its an asian that speaks english lol

  • vc é besta pra porra se eu foce vc eu escluia este vedeo........ seu porra....

  • nice wig

  • @rivatox - It's not a wig lol

  • The hair looks like regurgitated spaghetti..

  • I hope you agree that boys are just as shallow. If the girl is too unattractive or got too much fat they cut them out right away.

  • @kyatorin i would totally date u :P

  • @osamaisobama I'm not very good when it comes to pointing out sarcasm, but I'm pretty sure you were just being sarcastic?

  • @kyatorin no, guys aren't even more shalllow than girls. I myself, I don't care how she looks as long as I am atleast attracted to her a little.

  • @crippin798 I don't remember saying that boys are even more shallow than girls, but just as shallow. And if you are one of those who don't judge by the face first, then you're seriously unique cuz I'm sure you've noticed how judging people can be towards each other when it comes to their looks.

  • @kyatorin just as shallow insinuates boys are even more shallow. It just depends on the person.... and sure. I guess I am unigue. In any relationship though, you have to be attracted to them in SOME way. Or it won't work usually.

  • @crippin798 Then I've been mistaken cuz I thought "just as" means "exactly the same". Wwell anyway, it's great you say it that way, but some people wont even go past the introducing point if the person is too ugly. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

  • @kyatorin yeah, I know what you mean.

  • @kyatorin not always

  • @kyatorin

    I'm going to assume you're an unattractive fat girl.

  • @billybobjoe198 You don't have to be fat and ugly to be nice and don't judge people. Ofc, if it makes you feel better to think am ugly and fat then go ahead and be my guest, cuz I really couldn't care less what you think of me =) At least I have a heart compared to you assholes out there who're only looking at a persons outside. I suggest you grow up. =)

  • @kyatorin

    Phenotype can tell you a lot about where people are from and what other genes they have, which is vital to a species survival.

    Also looks can have a lot to do with health.

    Both are extremely important you fat fuck.

  • @billybobjoe198 Oooh, so you mean that a person needs to be beautiful to be able to mate and survive? And what does looks have to do with health? You can be "ugly" and still be the happiest and healthiest person in the world. Hehe, you're pretty stupid aren't you? =) As I said in my last message, grow up. And stop wasting my time =) lmao and PS, if you reply to this message and tell me how wrong I am you just totally proved my point.

  • @kyatorin

    Classic strategy of a failing argument

    "RESPOND AND THAT JUST SHOWS YOU'RE WRONG"

    True, beauty doesn't always = health, but some of it is directly related to health, as well as a lot of it being closely related being as they share gene pools. Like I said in my second comment, you were just too oblivious to take note.

  • @billybobjoe198 Again, that proves my point. But just like some likes cocky, shallow guys like you that think they know it all some like big hearted people like me who don't judge a person by his outside. You will find out that more people will hate your attitude than love you for it.

  • @kyatorin

    Your attitude makes you a push over tool that will get walked all over.

    Mine shows who the real friends are. Enjoy being used all your life.

  • @billybobjoe198 Ahhhahahahaha! Well you officially don't know what you're talking about. You can be good-hearted and still be though enough to stand up for yourself. From where did you catch that I was a push-over? You're lost, you just want to prove to yourself that you're so much better than me =) Just for the record, you failed.

  • @kyatorin

    Enjoy living in your false world.

  • @billybobjoe198 LOL! Same to you ;)

  • @kyatorin so lose the fat.....

  • @LordHines420 Oh my god, you should be more understandable. What if you were the one who couldn't lose your overweight even tho you tried your best? Overweight people can have a hard time losing weight just as think people have to gain some. Even if you tell a thin girl what you just said she will hate you. You're one shallow piece of crap.

  • @kyatorin i know u r but what am i. sorry but most ppl are fat fucks because they have no self control and just dont give a fuck. its only a DNA thing for a few. so dont give me that shit. and why would thin ppl want to gain weight. see, you just make no sense.

  • @LordHines420 I was making an example, and I was talking about those thin people with a very high combustion. There are more of them in this world than you think. And just for the record,. I'm not fat. I am just clear minded enough to support the fact that no matter how you look you deserve to be loved. Compared to you. Talk to me when you've developed a heart, ty.

  • @kyatorin no, i agree with you. im just saying, most ppl are fat because they eat too much shit all the time. and thats a fact. i am forced to see it every day because i work in a local mall. 1 out of 10 ppl are "normal". 1 out of 50 are thin and perfect. all the rest are fat, disgusting slobs.

  • @LordHines420 Ok, it can get a bit over the top. Let's just say those people who're extremely overweight have low self control. Even so, it's not really any of our business and we have no right to judge. After all it's not our lives it theirs.

  • @kyatorin easy to think that way, until you're forced to look at them all day. and not just your average chubby fatty either, but the morbidly obese... and whats even worse is knowing how hard i try to look good with exercising, working out, and eating healthy.. not to mention other ppl who try hard too... but most of these fat ppl just dont give a fuck, and that attitude is whats most disgusting to me.

  • @LordHines420 I think if you let it bother you it will without a doubt bother you, but if you just try to accept it you'll see it'll become much easier. I don't like the "give a damn" attitude either, but if you say they're that extremely overweight maybe they've just given up. Losing weight when you look like that must be very hard. I would probably give up too if it was me, lol. Even so, it not my area to judge.

  • @kyatorin People are shallow by nature. We are genetically programmed to think certain things are attractive. The standard actually has little to do with society. Women like tall men, generally slight darker skin, and generally darker hair. Women and men both like larger eyes, fuller lips, and symmetrical features. The first thing that someone likes or dislikes about another person is appearance and it's been proven that appearance effects people's view of you. It's all nature

  • @guitarobsessed85 I am fully aware of that. You're not telling me anything I didn't know allready. I just commented on this video cuz he is talking about how shallow girls are so I decided to tell him that boys are too.

  • @kyatorin I blame porn

  • me das asco chino o koreano lo q seas sos un asco gay de mierda

  • my mom met some guy in match dot com and when they met in real life it turns out he was like shorter than her lol

  • Wow you look gay with that hair! Crazy!

  • You're deffinitely onto something there. Although if I were you, and I mean this sincerely, I would probably ditch the whole flock of seagulls haircut.

  • the only reason i clicked on this vid was cuz there a hot girl in the thumbnail :O

  • lol, I'm 6'3" YEYYY FOR TALL PEOPLE (props to the short people though to ///_^)

  • I Love em0's/Goth's/Scenes, BONERIFIC!

  • well does it count if my bro got his girlfriend at mcdonalds? lol.

  • OMG

  • Hey there are a lot of shallow guys as well for look for specific things (long hair, blonde women, huge boobs, loves sex,ect) with semi naked pix of themselves. People in general can be shallow, not just one specific group of people. I hate to hear generalizations. But some lasting couples have met online, and they have great relationships and the women did not fit any of the molds u discussed. :)

  • Well, about that..... everyone fits , up to a point, into a mold. maybe not a perfect fit, but yea.. there is some women that do fit, as there is guys, im sure i fit into a mold, even though all i look for in a girl is companionship, and i prefer pictures of me in my tux ( or when im dressed nicely) i assure u we all fit into a mold, one way or another, and by all i mean all.....even you...

  • sluts aint bad.. and NikkiOfTheCookies you say internet dating sucks...then you try to flirt on the internet. YOU ARE A FUCKN IDIOT

  • @69sup3r69 no they r not and def not when they give chu sum kinda sickness :]

  • haha I'm 6'6 woot!

  • haha, i'm 6 ft 4 so yeah the all love me :p

  • internet dating is not necessarily a bad thing, i met my current off the net and i'm currently in holland spending time with him <3

  • @JpSk1111  must be a hell of a good time if your on youtube XD

  • Wait, I mean, I'm not implying anything, but I gotta know, is your hair real or is it a wig?

    My two cents: I think that those aren't necessarily what you're calling "requirements". I think they are more like, a guideline, what they are looking for. Sure, if a guy is a great guy, handsome, has a good personality and is 5' 9'', I think 95% of girls online would still go for him. I would also guess if a guy was handsome, 6'0''+ and a total asshole, 80% of girls online would go for him. Hahaha

  • =( internet dating sucks ass. and you are cuuute^^

  • 1. subbed! ha ur funny :P

    2. there are normal girls too... probably not on a dating site, cause they got a life ?

    3. Dating sites n stuff are soo stupid. Everyone knows that ur not the same on internet as in real life

  • Dating sites are ridiculous - in fact dating programs themselves are ridiculous. If you want to meet someone, you can't do something as unnatural as joining a program that will do it for you. Love is something that happens, not something that is brought upon you.

  • Lol this was good. xD I gotta go see what rediculous things are on Gregslist now :L

  • Emo pictures rule

  • you forgot hongers like you.

    but anyways they cost money. i rather talk to people free in real life.

  • i like ur wig ^_^

  • is that wing custome gundam on 1:34 ?? :3

  • Yeah, it looks like Wing Zero Custom from Endless Waltz almost

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  • ithink internet dating SITES suck they are for ppl who cant get someone on there own but like online games and stuff where you can be freinds get to know them and stuff is better like if on a dating site it says 5 feet tall or taller im 12 and i meet tht but they cant know u then on an online game like aqworlds you can know them and be 4 feet and theyll still want to go out with u

  • ar u chineese? omg hair..

  • Facebook was great :D untile she told me she had a boyfriend... And I wAs just her bestfriend >:(... ;[

  • @johndoe9001 best. comment. ever.

  • start talking about ur fucking hair ridiculous...... I look sooooo fucking cool!!!!!!!!! stupid japan bitch

  • Yellow pages..Already full of hookers...lmfao.. dude your crack me up.

  • That hair..mudder fucker!

  • he's a FREAK hahahahahahhaha ................

  • ...I don't like you.

  • hey is that a etowah eagles cheering trophy

  • aahhhhhhhhh

  • what are youuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! a freak or a humannnnnnnn