"Girls" DigitalPh33r Commentary

[VeqtorAirsoft]

Why are you so afraid of sounding like a prick? Anybody who doesn't like you can go asp10d3, Praise MS. Praise CJG. Praise A&C.

[SlamageEntertainment]

I'm only 12 and I watch this guys hilarious stuff

[TheCreeperhunter]

There is a high school in my town known as the Longmont Trojans. Not even kidding.

[TheMinecrafter98]

i´m 12 and i love his work

[scarehead4]

rofl i love buying condoms with a female cashier, they alwas give me a smile after asking for my plans this week XD

[troy125478]

SPOON?

[color332]

rofl copter shi sih shi ashi

[NekkidSpongeBob]

i thought i was gonna watch arby n the chief! >:[

[IwubMaiColettie]

@NekkidSpongeBob It does have commentary in the title...

[pyrochild1618]

i bought lube one time and had a female cashier. she didnt say anything, but i could tell what she was thinking....

[beast2243567]

tits or GTFO lol

[Pokeavastar]

Haha and the first season is rated TV-PG :)

[TheT8888888]

Dude I just play xbox live

[thegabit44]

when it comes to girls on Xbox live i just turn off my Mic to not be a asshole

[TH3D3AGL3]

Wow breh lik u doesn't hav ne sittin round ur place

[TheAManist]

why be embarased buying condoms? Its just a way to tell evereybody in the store that you're gona get laid that night. You should be proud to buy condoms.

[EBMD48]

lol buying condoms is embarassing? what about pads and tampons? ROFL soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

[eggsaladinthetub]

Lol at retards who actually are that sexists

Lol at retards who are actually that sympathetic to girl gamers

[RobFireburn]

you said b4 brawl was your favorite :l

[EBMD48]

@RobFireburn He said 'girls' was his favourite and 'brawl' was the favourite of all the watchers. :P

[RobFireburn]

@EBMD48 ohhh

well, that was b4 wedding, i'd that that was by FAR the more crowd-pleasing.

[fffaux]

he bought the condoms, and was like: "oh, don't worry, its for a video im making!"

[RawrrKittyyx3]

This episode not only made me laugh, but the message is true. There are two types of girls that play games: the kind of girl that does it for attention and promotes "girl p0wer" and the type of girl that plays to have fun. The first type is incredibly annoying -_-

[peanutz1235]

its really sad when people have digital sex its funyy ex: "pwns your vagina"..."sucks your dick"...."doggy style" because there is this one video were this guy who actually hacks this kids profile and finds digital sex messeges in his messeges folder lolololololllol

[ameteuraspirant]

i like how arbiter is beating master chief over the head with a miniature newspaper

[AceOfHearts65]

i try to act cool by leaning on the wall like chief and i say a cheesy line flip my hair and say uhh you probably wouldnt notice me if i didnt act as cool as i am however that is the only reason i acted like that so i could get your attention(in a clever way increases my chances of them saying yes) and now that i have your attention wanna get a bite to eat or see a movie sometime?

[midprod]

Hey man I just wanted to say that Im a big fan of the show and you have inspired me to create my own web series, and the rest of you can check out the first three episodes of my show on my channel, and give me some feedback good or bad

[smashdude06]

Here's what you do: pretend to talk on phone: " Dude u can't believe your to shy to guy your own condoms...."

[DARKRIDERxETFG]

really like how hard is it to not ridicule a girl whos online. i was talking to a girl online and other guys were being completly obscene about her saying some extremly inapropiate things

[Miikalee]

How ironic- 2,011 likes and it' s january 1st 2011

[CharmieKid]

You know what's weird? Even though the condom's on Chief, it's still on a dick! XD

[TheNamelessCharacter]

I love the educated manner by which John makes his arguments through the Arbiter whilst being amusing at the same time.

[madgamer1337]

i agree everyone should be respcted on xbox live

[thuzan117]

firstly WTF? you have female fans? is that even possible?

secondly buying the condoms didn't have to be awkward just tell the chicks you needed them for a movie...wait uh........hmm

[jbbeiser]

Search "xbox girls get revenge" on youtube.

Funny video, same topic, different approach.

[INEEDZALL]

@jbbeiser SAMMICH! SAMMICH!

[merchent343]

law next time you meet a girl on halo 3, do nto make fun of her, last time i watched soemone do that i watched his ass get kicks across valhalla for a half hour of constaint shooting.

[MrMickeyd1112]

@shootingst4r1 dude that's a freaking awesome idea!!!!!! :O

[JEsseheff]

If Girls played Video games as much as guys it would be sooooo awesome...

[shootingst4r1]

it would be awesome if arby n the chief were commentating on their own vids

[liviu811]

you have beautiful eyes...i mean nipples XD

[DOC13869]

There nothing emberassing about buying

Condoms im 14 and i went up to get condoms..walked up to the cashier and left with no questions...but the next time i was told why i wanted questions and everyone stared at me

[Winterbyte]

Does anyone ever call the Arbiter "Arby?"

[TheMcAwesomest]

American woman is by the guess who

[RuBiXc4t]

lol

[shawntwnty]

this one i think is the funniest

[assasionscreed1]

WTF! ur a gie

[assasionscreed1]

WTF!

[Rikuschaos5]

Medical thing that stops the spread of disease. Digital Ph33r, Jon CJG, Jon, you are hilarious. Keep on being who you are and keep on with machinima, maybe you will someday make a Machinima full length feature.

[bj12011]

@Rikuschaos5 if there is anything sertion in theis world he most serenely will

[JediCody2]

5:30 Yeah, I was almost expecting a reference to Donut from RvB myself.

[jorge3148]

wats so embarrassing of buying condoms, it means ur gonna get laid. im not trying to be cool im just saying.

[TheNemesis274]

@jorge3148 There is nothing embarrassing about buying condoms. What's embarassing is not using them if you have no plans for being a parent right away

[MrChoas966]

ironically immature guys respect women the most

[Diegobrandan15]

there is nothing to be embarased when buying condoms...

[narutosfart]

i win ultimate failtality

[mrbubbles338]

sex ballons

[donth4ck]

when chief said "sex baloon" there should have been an actually balloon in whatever color the condoms were, to show how chief actualy thought they were baloons

[omgagm1435]

well retard its a commentary its suppust tohav him talking about it

[GrizzlyGreen42]

This video os gay, why r u talkin in it? I wanna hear them, not u!!!

[Feartheviper]

@GrizzlyGreen42 its why he has it as directors commentary dumbass

[falconmonkey56]

@GrizzlyGreen42 thats because you choose the commentary video. look for the one without it.

[writerintrouble]

It's entitled Arby Episode 7 Commentary. COMMENTARY. Watch the original if you don't want to hear him speak

[ellipsis117]

I thought American woman was by the guess who, not Hendrix?

[ZeroxShadowscape]

The Guess Who did originally do it and then Hendrix did it, then Lenny Kravitz made a remix.

Hope this helps.

[nikazgrove]

haha its kinda funny cus us female players kick ur asses xD

[SJP199]

Wtf was with that reply to my comment?

[WolfSpartan1]

you have your times, and we have ours. no fucking difference.

[SJP199]

It's disgusting the way some blokes act towards women, on the internet and in person. Like this dude at school, who I know for a fact forced a girl to blow him. I hate the moronic, egotistical, cum-guzzling bastard. Guys like that simply see women as walking, talking sex toys. I think guys like THAT deserve to spend a couple of days as prison bitch, it'd set 'em straight I reckon.

Getting carried away and ranting FTW :3

[sargecaboosegriftex]

Jesus, I know. I hate that horse shit. I can't tell you how many times I've played with my female friends on Halo, Call of Duty, Left 4 Dead, etc. and bastards like that say stupid things like that. I dispise guys who do that. It's not cool, or anything of the sort. And I think it's gotten so bad that my friends are used to it, which is just not right. They shouldn't have to tolerate things like that.

[SJP199]

Exactly.

[headfones1234]

too bad ur not straight lol!!!!

[SJP199]

And why would you think that?

[headfones1234]

omg ur so fukin gay ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! what do u epact its xbox live. you actualy care abowt ur puncuation wen u coment..............HAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHHA!!!!!!

[SJP199]

So what if I use proper punctuation and spelling in my comments? I prefer to do it that way, so who cares? And XBL is meant for online gameplay, not being a shithead and hitting on every female you see. Seriously kid, you and your insults are pathetic.

[ObsidianThirteen]

@headfones1234 What's your problem? Some people don't want to look like fucking idiots. You don't have to be an asshole because of it.

[DOOMXX11]

Who does'nt like sindfeid and this is good episode

[sargecaboosegriftex]

I don't like Seinfeld, but I can understand why other people like it. It's just to... I dunno. They call it "the show about nothing" and I think that was my major problem with it. I don't like it because it seemed pointless, which is kind of the point of the show ironically, haha.

[TripleHDXEvolution99]

Why there is not any commentary on 3th season or "endgame"

[antonfromozII]

omgwtfbbq, it's by the guess who look it up. y r ppl thumbs-downing these comments y don't u ppl look it up.

[12DMC81]

He's a seinfield fan, thats why he has a portrait of kramer in his kitchen lol

[dupadupadoo69]

he talks about seinfeld in his blog

[agenttex117]

lol when jon said "im a guy" that just fit in when chief nodded his head

[LozBoz24]

I'm a girl gamer. I love the message of this episode; some people can be so unreasonable when it comes to the fact I'm a female and I enjoy playing Halo. What's the big deal?

[DglMaster2012]

PICS NAO

[Bloodhound2211]

nothing at all. but for some reason a lot of people dont get that

[Airsoftdude615]

In my opinion, this is one of his best. As a guy with some dignity left, i am so glad that video games are fun for both sexes. I absolutely hate cocky guys who think their gonna get laid or something over xbox live. It's really just a way to let people know how lonely you are and how you're such a virgin.

[BooTheGhost52]

@Airsoftdude615 Hell yeah, i recently lost virginity and im just 12.

[WHYUHATEIT]

@Airsoftdude615 Cool you want a cookie?

[XJamesHetfield69X]

@Airsoftdude615 i no evry tiem i m33t a ch1k on xbax i b33 very niece 2 h3r and d0nt s3xully h4rass h3r but there r al0t 0f fuckign n0 lif3 purverts dat talk about fuckign and stuff w/ dem and its n0t c0ol

[SJP199]

@LozBoz24

Probably that XBL the closest those pathetic pricks will ever get to meeting a woman in real life lol

[xyphelious]

i like this video my gf does two first time we played on halo 3 together we played lone wolves she got the first 4 kills in the game

[triedge763]

the measage is treat women with respect on xbox live and other places because i dont really have a proplem with girls playing first person shooters

[narutosfart]

@triedge763 nao it's 2 play ps3 or pc...that's exactly what john said and or x-box or wii or or a nes or 4 women 2 not pley w/ men im not trying 2 be sexist but if they're going 2 complain why...nvm that is sexist sounding...ok i finally thought of something...yeah how about they just ban men who say stuff like that from x-box ps3 pc

[SJP199]

@narutosfart

What the fuck? Women should be able to play whatever console they want, and with whoever they want, regardless of gender, without being harassed by egotistical fuckwits who think they're top shit. I mean, shit, isn't equality one of today's morals? Because it seems like only about half of society thinks that way. Quite pathetic, really.

[narutosfart]

@SJP199 the only consoles i didn't put in it were old consoles so how did i say that they cant play the consoles they want 2 play..read the rest of the comment first just look at nvm part after it

[narutosfart]

@SJP199 btw i know i pretty much said that they can't pley old consoles so i kinda countered my self...but what i meant was that i forgot 2 include old consoles...

[narutosfart]

@SJP199 btw i was being sarcastic about it anyway watch episode 2 of this series

[MichaelGustaw]

@SJP199 however its still completely fair for them to pay significantly less on car insurance. While men are considered "less responsible". So because men are UNRESPONSIBLE we have to pay 6000 a year along with rent where as a woman has to pay 2500. Fuck society. Fuck racism its sexism which splits society these days.

[SJP199]

@MichaelGustaw

Sounds like you should switch insurance companies then.

[MrChoas966]

@triedge763 lol one of my friends mistook a girl for a guy faking as a girl as u can see i epic failed girl gamers are beast

[ChrisCaelanThomas]

@triedge763 Thank's for quoting exactly what Jon said dipshit.

[jerkward4]

@triedge763 well that's the internet for you,sexiest,racists immature morons

[ihatejuniorhigh]

master chief is so much bigger than Cortana sex would really hurt her.

[EatMyRice18]

isn't american women by the who?

[TheFunkyMonkeyClub]

No it's by The Guess Who haha close though.

[EatMyRice18]

oh yeah sorry i misread GHWT box lol

[rammaster13]

n33ples

[LiveWebcamboy]

lol I watched a video that somebody says

'Hi baby.' and then the pink guy sayd 'shut the fuck up' and moved on a warthog>D

[BruteHunter259]

u no that jon haz a good reason be cause a lot of girls on halo3 get pig by guys who act sexcul at them sad who people do this

[yardsale45]

it would be funnier if the pink chief instead of saying "im a guy" she/he would say "thanks" (in the deepest voice you can do) and she walks away and the chief goes "wtf"

[GenericNintendoKid]

Go Seinfeld!

[MrBaum20]

nice 2 m33t u "slap" xDDD

[kayor21]

I bet johns a lady killer, a real pimp lolz

[Tminus1second]

wow! would of never have caught the 343 guilty spark reference.

[SJP199]

@Tminus1second

Where??

[shawntwnty]

i diddent think jimi hendrix made american women? hmmm interesting

[aguywhoknowsyou]

y dont u say he sucks dick

[aguywhoknowsyou]

u suk big monkey ball z

[BeefSupreme101]

dude i was kidding i just wanted to see if some would get angry i love hard justice which is made by digital ph33r

[aguywhoknowsyou]

O lol

[parrotjoy]

OOOOOOOO DO U NEED SUM ICEEE FO DAT BURN!!! but seriously, stfu. if you really are 35, and thats your spelling, you must of have the dumbest parents in the world

[narutoperson123]

Nice comeback. Just as lame as the last one. How old are you? Probably a lonely 35 year old Homosexual trying to act like hes so big.

If your going to flame me because of my username, you might as well shove it up my ass.

No one really gives a shit about their username, just like I don't give a fuck about you.

I already know your going to flame me, thinking your so big, but its just gonna be deleted.

So go fuck yourself...

[narutoperson123]

Nice one dude. Your not even addressing anything in my comment. Not only that, your probably some idiot, trying to make fun of them for their dang user name that they could have made a long time ago and have lost interest in it. Not only to say that, I made this account when I was 12. Now im 14, and able to realize that naruto sucks balls.

So thats a shitty arugment...but thanks for wasting time of my life! It seems to make me better at sarcasm! Good for you!

[PyroMasterGENERAL]

Poor john. He had a bout of word barf there

[spartanmania117]

children defintly watch it trust me

[Beatlesman99]

O! HAI!

[maxrebo26]

Seinfeld, hell yeah

[POLUNNAR]

Seinfed is awesome!

[kaneMANonFIRE]

7:09 THE FUCK

[ItachiKun678]

o my fucking god fucking dinosaurs holy shit what the fuck

[TheKoreanX]

Women are people like everyone else. Whoever doesn't think that are idiots.

[Airsoftdude615]

That's right guys. Listen to what it says.

[cnm645]

Here guys i think were all thinking this why dosent john ever reply to our messages?

[oskado14]

He´s right. there is to many that think girls just are suposed to be slaves and isn´t worth anything. Far to many.

(writer takes a rifle and shot some guys that think girls isn´t worth anything)

[pvtties]

Is it just me who is seeing this but from the looks of it there is no comment of a girl.

[chaosheaven234]

i don't see anything wrong with chicks playing halo3,and i surtonly don't treat them like THAT

[Liquidacid83]

and fuckin proud of it

[cbraasch9420]

i hate when wierd guys say that shit girls on live its not cool

[jomo265]

same

[iAMsoBEAST1]

Sounds like you need to get some.

[jkhn14]

dig is right i have lots of friends that are girls on halo 3 and when i play machmaking i always hear that same remark like make sandwich wich is really offsive and im a guy but it make us guys look bad so i think we should act better and stop being assholes on less te chick digs it but still

[indianacheckers]

when i meet a female gamer on XBL i treet them just like everyone else and they respect me for that.

[maraseea]

what the hell is your problem? not all guys are! im fucking not

[Liquidacid83]

i am and fvckin damn proud of it

[SJP199]

@nathen825

Wow you're just as bad as the blokes being targeted in the video.

[zanchess]

i know girls always get bashed for playing xbox live, that pisses me off to

[masterchiefownage1]

Treat girls with respect.I just want to point out but I know that you know already but think.Try saying those to your mom or your girlfriend

[Liquidacid83]

i don't and i get plenty of pussy don't be a queer

[kylev12]

fuck u dickhead women are equals dick face mother fucker

[ryaniss0beastyo]

girls need to stay in the kitchen you homo

[oskado14]

your a idiot.

[ryaniss0beastyo]

thats probably why you got no bitches

[joshjooh]

are u telling me u have whores?

[ReconProductions20]

and ryan just to tell you i bet your one of those fat rednecks that like monster trucks and you beat your wife so go get a life instead of being a ignoranus woops i used a big word for a redneck

[ryaniss0beastyo]

what makes you think im a redneck? you're so much of a fucking nerd that you use recon as your youtube name queer.

[ReconProductions20]

okay ryan 1.RECON is a group for snipers in the army 2.You are a IDIOTIC redneck 3.Thats y i chose the name

[cbraasch9420]

wow sexist

doesnt hav any friends so he meakes fun of on sex to fill his joy in life and try to be funny

[dragonfire246]

u the sexist mother fucking homo u fag i agree with recon u probobly r a retarded redneck bastard ur probobly one of those mentally defective assholes who goes around parading himself in an undeserved high and mighty attitude

so do us all a favor and stfu oh and one more thing ur gonna burn in hell for your sexist attitude u asshole

[ryaniss0beastyo]

you seem kind of mad. You probably never have got a girl so you wouldn't know. once you get a girl (which will never happen) you will understand

[narutoperson123]

Wow is that all you think of? You probably got dumped on all your dates because your a sexist mother fucker. Go fucking kill your self. Your probably some fat ass who thinks hes so cool pissing everyone off. How long did it take you to come up with that? Look at your self, pissing everyone off that you haven't. Your mother probably tried to kill yourself.

PS: I think he was mad. Just your so stupid to see it.

[folliemcdoogle]

wow dude calm down if you dont like it you dont have to watch so dont sit here and wine and sweat over it so stop makeing an ass of yourself and just dont comment on it

[roflolmaoftw]

lol i think this is my fave episode ^^

[HoribiFuckis]

seks balloons LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Coolio54545]

lmao i feel sad for you XD

[zody300]

go theme! =)

[joseph007dj]

lol!

chief: I m33n Nip0lz

Arby: Jesus criste!

If i may speak for my age group, which is the teens, and pre-teens, Who really gives a flying flaming crop farming fuck about ratings? They are only there to cover peoples asses. It isnt stoping any one from doing anything.