JOKER, YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM

[Scoutmasta9]

Wait I wonder what will happen if you transfer this save file to ME3? I mean, you're dead?

[Sp4rtanll7]

@Scoutmasta9 you aren't allowed to transfer it into me3, a bioware rep said it somewhere

[inasitny]

:02 i see a lebron moment.

[SurferDude259]

Why didn't joker's shins snap into a bunch of pieces? In ME he said that he has a condition that makes his legs weakened

[brime24]

@SurferDude259 cerberus probably did a little work on him and chakwas is always there giving him his meds and all that.

[Pitchaxistheorem]

@SurferDude259 He is a lot better now in ME2... The first time you meet in the 2nd game he greets you standing on two feet.

[Testudo256]

WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN IN THE GAME!?!?!?!?

[MultiDavemaster]

@Testudo256 its an alternate ending

[zaxman12341]

@Testudo256 at the end if everyone dies you die too

[WeirdTurnip]

Comment section: where all the Mass Effect jokes meet.

[monkeypants06]

Joker...tell them...it's just a Big Stupid Jellyfish.

[cloudgirl150]

"Joker tell them...I took an arrow to the knee!"

*falls*

[MrTristanishere]

CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE. Must suck to be the person who cant import their save file.

[pendeho47]

Joker tell them

I'll once again be magically reborn for the ME3 plot. So I'm off then.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *falls*

[that1dude0092]

@pendeho47

I dont think it will let you import the save file from ME2 if you die in the suicide mission

[Champ721]

You have to tell them....SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

[tinpham62]

JOKER U HAZ 2 TELLZ THEM...I'M BATMAN

[lordzilu1584]

JOKER, YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM ， I am Gay

[Stick636]

He should've broken his arm at the Collectors.

[CheaterGuy1998]

Joker... You have to tell them... Tell them... That

This is my favourite store on the citadel.

I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

I have dismissed those claims.

I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[strifeexcalibur]

I'd like to see a result of all the crew/team members survive and Shepard dies.

[PegasuZProductions]

@strifeexcalibur It won't happen

[THEJ0RY]

@strifeexcalibur Don't think it's possible

[strifeexcalibur]

@THEJ0RY of course not, just something I'd like to see.

[colebowlin68]

Shepard: Tell them... Joker: What? Shepard: Wrex called me a fool so he ate me. Joker: Wha? That dosen't even. Shepard: *falls* Joker: That doesn't. How could that? That doesn't even. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[MacabreMilkman]

Import save into ME3=Commander Joker!

[dONALDBLOOD]

Ehh... so is it a real ending, with cutscenes and stuff, or there will be a "critical mission failure" message?

[naierer]

@dONALDBLOOD Apart from the "favourite store" part? Yes, this is definitely one of the endings.

[zenlord22]

@dONALDBLOOD it is the end and import is not posepbile for me3 if he dies

[theraynor1995]

and somehow, he magically come back in ME3 cuz of plot armor ^^

[DOGOR666]

@theraynor1995 if he dies in me2, you must have to start the default me3 game

[JacksFinalStand98]

@macandfriends haha, class. xD

[ImperialGlory1920]

The whole galexy depends on Christ Griffin.

[AtashiwaChii]

I think i read somewhere that if you died in ME2 well...why do you want to play ME3 you're out of the league anyways xD But seriously, you won'T have any data to transfer over since your character will be dead so you'll have to start a new game

[cloudgirl150]

"Joker tell them...that I took an arrow to the knee!"

*falls*

[ajbuddys]

@cloudgirl150 :D hahaha!

[Executioneer2126]

what happens if u import me3

[BrBoomr]

@Executioneer2126 You can;t

[Executioneer2126]

@BrBoomr i wouldve guessed lol

[shreddedbeats]

You have to tell them, I had sex with all the girls on that ship

[AwkwardSpy]

"Joker tell them

"tell them what "

" I save 15% or more on car insurance with geico"

"wow that sounds like a good dea- Commander nooooo"

[jackofblades94]

The collector base must have a great store.

[macandfriends]

Imagine if garrus was the one saving him...

"Commander!"

"Garrus, tell them."

"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *falls*"

[kibaplox1]

lol this is so funny ur such an ass but its funny

[UltraSonicTH]

Joker, tell them... I used to be commander Shepard... Then I took that arrow to the knee.

[DavanKross]

You have to warn them! STORE ARE COMING!

[gamesmaster4ever]

Wow, the voice acting in this is pretty naff....as in, really naff.

[grunEUA]

I'm a store, and this is my favorite shepard on the citadel

[NikoBellicSerbia30]

I wonder does will Joker act in Mass Effect 3 without Shepard (because it write " If you chooseShepard to dont survive, you cannot play Mass Effect 3".

[tjock18]

@NikoBellicSerbia30 you can't import a mass effect 2 save where shepard didn't survive.

[NikoBellicSerbia30]

@tjock18 yes, that i said, but i forgot what wrote. It was long time ago i finished all. ANd DLC's. First i completed Mass Effect 1 100% with side missions and 2 DLC's (Bring Down The Sky and Pinnacle Station), inported save of MS1 to MS2 and now i wait for Mass Effect 3 to see.

[CBKGODSHOT]

Joker, tell them...THIS STORE DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE POOR!

[jackofblades94]

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on youtube.

[katsupoi24]

shepard died without...without a paddle

[katsupoi24]

shepard died without...without a paddle

[zulizin]

And when you import this save to ME3 it is going to show the reapers instant win over humanity!

[ragnorokh]

i could never bring myself to do this...

[tisroc100]

Illusive Man: *sigh* there goes another few billion credits to bring him back again...

[megaloltown]

how does the third one start if you died in the second one?

[asadavidasa]

@megaloltown start with garrus doing some calibrations

[doafreak22]

i liked the video so i can watch it without doing it so there! :P

[SolidSnakeTheReal]

@doafreak22 You can't import dead Shepard into ME3.

[JohnnyC133]

Joker, you have to tell them, there's only one person who can save them now...Conrad Verner!

[Care4PieAny1]

He's an awesome soldier who can kill thousands of Geths and Collectors without ever needing medical attention(except after he got spaced) but he cant do a simple pull up?

BTE Mass Effect is AWESOME and I want ME3

[alynnidalar]

@Care4PieAny1 Well, you gotta figure, he's been fighting through the entire Collector ship and was probably injured and so on. And he's got armor and all.

But still, yeah.

[KRAUSER0130]

you have to ultimate idiot to fail in mass effect 2

[vash91188]

S: Joker, tell them

J: Tell them what?

S: Wrex

W: Shepard

[CymonBlackfire]

S: joker, tell them

J: tell them what?

S: ASUMING DIRECT CONTROL

J: why am I falling???? what the shit?

S: buwahahahaha... time to have involuntary intercourse with the rest of the universe

EDI: uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

J: everyone is dead, the crew, the collectors, and you have no way of getting back to normal space, only i know how to do that

S: why havent you fallen allready?? :O

J: *splash*

S: w8, did he just say OHH, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[CymonBlackfire]

this happens only when, in the beginning of the omega 4 suicide mission, miranda asks you somthing and you get to say whether you're coming back or its a one way trip

so you have to choose this in the beginning of the suicide mission

gl :P

[Theonegamefreak]

Such technology and no jetpacks.

Good job, humanity.

[TheLPFan1000]

Shepard:Joker you have to tell them

Joker:Them What?

Shepard:I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citidel

*shepard falls*

Joker:Shepard wait which store!

[KIinkKIink]

@TheLPFan1000 All of them.

[Deyz777]

Lol it would be hilarious if after Shepard let his hand he said "I should go".

[Lifeless9619]

wow, this aught to be a great ending to upload to your ME3 playthrough.....

[Necrosis527]

More stores are coming?

NO!!!!!!!!!

[Miozi1]

My PENIS IS NIGGERPENIS

[AnomalyINC]

And then Joker went insane.

Because it only takes one bad day...

[heatbball2]

Mass effect 3: jokers revenge

[webb20k]

LOL

[nisnast]

What happens next?

[bladestar17]

Mass effect 3...

Illusive Man: With shepard dead we're going to have to rely on commander joker.

Ashley and Kaidan: FUUUUUU

EDI: End transmission.

[arsenalsoccer2]

rofl Mass Effect 3: The Revenge of Joker XD

[Blackemperess]

Joker: Shepard!!

Shepard: Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!! XD *SPLAT*

[CptBomBom00]

So if he died there, and people that have a save him dying, basically they are screwed and I'm glad that I never messed up my game like that.

[FlayvorOfEvil]

I have a sudden question... if Shepard is a rebuilt cyborg superhuman that can utilize krogan weaponry and railguns without breaking his entire body, why can't he easily lift himself onto the Normandy with 3 fingers?

[Colp2]

@FlayvorOfEvil Maybe he was tired from the fighting? :D

[TheGaffa99]

This happened to me on my first playthrough, I was all like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[chanelMAN23]

illusive man : now the fate of the galaxy rests on mr Moreau

galaxy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­U

[SogekingSchofield503]

@chanelMAN23 Worse yet, Conrad Verner...

[charlottebrady96]

So it's possible that you can die 3 times in ME2? 1) At the beginning 2) Just then 3) With Samara's daughter... hmmm... think they went a bit overboard on the whole 'death' situation

[ndgh209]

Joker you have to tell them........That I only used viagra 3 times.

[thefly1ngdutchm4n]

don't fuckin cry

[ReeCeDoW]

Anyone know if yo can get your team to survive but shepard still dies?

[kwtblack2]

@ReeCeDoW you can't because you will have the other 2 people team will help joker to pull out shepard

[ReeCeDoW]

@kwtblack2 Aww man, Maybe in ME3 it will be like you die if you do cretin things, and everyones lives

[Saysill]

Joker, you have to tell them ! If that Khalisah Bint Sinan Al-Jilani girl shows up in Mass Effect 3, be sure to tell her to stop spitting her misinterpretive assertions and knock her out on live !

[lordzilu1584]

JOKER, YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM

I'm gay

[thunderpeeweea]

If sheperd dies it will be the end of all of us

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[mepain1]

It is really impressive that he could not pull himself up.

[dzeiks91]

@mepain1 he can mele a YMIR but cant pull himself up......PUSSY!!!!

[Evlow234]

And that. my friends, is why they make us do pullups in the army.

[thecrackisalie]

"Commander!"

"Joker, tell them to ask about the Qwib-Qwib!"

"But Tali said-"

"JUST ASK THEM ABOUT THE DAMN QWIB-QWIB, JOKER."

[PridePoker]

Joker, you must tell them, Toasty!

[287randomguy]

wtf dus this actually happen??? wen i played the end he made it

[jj0ck33]

@287randomguy

Don't do any loyalty missions, don't assign the correct people to the correct roles

[AlexanderTF]

@jj0ck33 this is the worst possible ending of all .... I wonder how it picks up at ME3 then .... or does it count as lost the game?....

[charlottebrady96]

@AlexanderTF You have to create a new ComShep but it will still carry on as if you are actually the same comshep. your welcome.

[MrRoeljanssen]

@287randomguy yeah you have to assign the wrong people, no loyalty missions, everyone dies, and because of that, there won't be anyone who can save shepard exept for joker

[theRealAnonymousRain]

What a shame... What a rotten way to die.

[that1dude0092]

@theRealAnonymousRain deus ex meme in a video about a meme?...

nice combo

[seva809]

Joker...I should go.

[11NikoPL11]

lolxD

[webb20k]

LOL i never rofled so much in my life.

[Dochirin]

S: "Joker.... tell them"

J: "Tell them what?"

S: "Garrus finished his calibrations".

[Air8990]

@Dochirin Ah yes ''garrus's calibrations, we have dismissed that claim...

[humanitybg]

@Dochirin Now we all know that the calibrations are a lie. xD

[mrcodypettit]

@Dochirin that comment makes me sad :'(

[mugenrider754]

which store?

sorry commander, you said that to every store on citadel

[VinnieLepore]

If it was Garrus instead of Joker....

S: Garrus, you have to tell them.....

G: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations...

S: NOOOOOOO!!

*falls*

[eagles1193]

I coulda survived the detention AND fall... if I had a power suit ;)

[SolidSnakeTheReal]

YOU'VE GOT TO WARN THEM! More stores are coming!

[Swicey69]

How does he die? I have played ME2 for awhile and thios has never happened to me!? HOW DOES IT WORK!? I wanna see what the ending will be like.

[ColonelRashid]

@Swicey69 If you beat the final boss and the 2 with you don't survive. You need both alive for Shepard to survive.

[Swicey69]

@ColonelRashid ohh I see. Interesting.

[mksmike]

@ColonelRashid not both, at least 1

[alynnidalar]

@Swicey69 You have to play really, really badly, basically. Don't do any loyalty missions, don't upgrade the Normandy, and pick badly for the various positions going into the Collector Base. Then your two companions will die on the way out to the Normandy, leaving no one to pull you into the Normandy except Joker, who isn't strong enough.

[Swicey69]

@alynnidalar I see. Well... Kinda hard to play badly...

[alynnidalar]

@Swicey69 Well, hard to play THAT badly, anyway.

[Swicey69]

@alynnidalar haha so true!

[videocritic2463]

WE CAN REBUILD HIM!!!!!

[AttilaFTW]

S: Joker, you have to tell them.... heals can't crit!

J: Yes they can!!!

*falls w/ troll face*

[kano879]

S: Joker, you have to tell them that.....

J*interuppting* ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL *drops*

[cjandgunner35]

lmao

[BlazeReborn2]

S: Joker, tell them.

J: Tell them what?

S: Tell Wrex I said...

Wrex.

[commander7890]

"Joker you have to tell them....I should go." *falls*

[tricksterhuaun]

Shepard:Joker Tell them!!

Joker:What?

Shepard:Tell them...that my really favourite store on the citadel is....*Falling*

[Birthnote]

@tricksterhuaun NOOOOOOOO!!

[Justas923]

MASS EFFECT 3:

"I'm pilot Joker and this is my favorite store on the citadel."

[DarthChris100]

Shep: Joker, tell them...

Joker: No! You will tell them!

Shep: Tell them... OW SHIT COLLECTORS HIT ME! *falls down"

[traxgod2]

stil its emotional and touching

[artyom181]

Joker tell them......that I've got milk and cookies

[TheRandomnatrix]

Joker...I WILL DIRECT THIS PERSONALLY. *Falls*

[RaifukuMaru]

Without Shepard the universe will have to look to another hero. The unsung legend that is...

CONRAD VERNER

[hurrycanne699]

@RaifukuMaru HELL YEAH! What if I got him killed? SHIT!

[zKyl3z]

@RaifukuMaru haha i was reading this out loud and started to crack up xD

[RenegadeElite101]

@RaifukuMaru Oh no ,we are all going to DIE!!!! .....As soon as Garnus finishes his callabrations that is.

P.S. bad joke couldn't resist.

[httm241]

@RaifukuMaru tell them tell them jar jar binks is going to be in mass effect 3

[PuppetierMaster]

@RaifukuMaru Udina: Well.. what about Conrad Verner? Spoke to Shepard, practically lives in his shadow. Anderson: He totally blew The Commander's Cover on Ilium and never received basic combat training... Admiral Hackett: He poked around an entire Warehouse looking for spare credits once. Udina: I'll make the call...

[memphisfan92]

@RaifukuMaru Master Chief

[TrollGamer12]

joker.. you have to tell them.. FUCK THE REAPERS I AINT COMING BACK IN ME3 FUCK YEAH

[TommyIrianto]

Shepard: "Joker, Tell Garrus.... stop calibrating and get a real date."

[MrGmodlol61]

@TommyIrianto That was the worst joke I've seen so far.

[TommyIrianto]

@MrGmodlol61 Awwh, just wait. I'll do an even worse one..

Shepard:"Joker, tell them......(silence)....uhh I forgot what it was.. byee" (shepard falls)

[mrpav8]

Well, this amazing death scene is brought to you by the amazing cleansing power of Selsun Blue!

[SonyWalkman]

"Joker...tell them..."

"Tell them what?!"

"Tell them...that I saved 15% on my ship insurance by switching to Geico."

[XamaXosic]

Shepard: Joker tell them that...

Joker: Tell them what?

Shepard: Garrus finished his calibrations

[seanortiz123]

Shepard : Joker You have to tell them

Joker: tell them what?

Shepard: tell Cerberus that I want Miranda's ass

Joker:"........"

"Shepard fall to his death"

[Cheesus333]

"Garrus! Pull me up!"

"Can it wait, Shepard? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[DeathDealer1997]

@Cheesus333 I am Commander Shepard and this is my favorate comment on the citidel

[SeffyRoth]

Joker, tell them! You're the best damn pilot we have straight out of gradschool!

But, I graduat-

You've got to warn them! Only new guys at piloting will survive!

But, sir, i'm not a-

Joker, go. *Falls to his doom*

*Joker gets out of the Collector base*

Hell was his problem anyways?

[TommyIrianto]

Play as Joker in ME3 if you import a dead Shepard.

"Shit shit shit shit... What the shit??"

[disengagejam]

@TommyIrianto -- Joker's vocabulary is hilarious ... i'd love to replace Shepard with that midget gimp ! LOL

[L0LyourFACE]

J: tell them what?

S: Tell Cerberus that next time I want super powers - I'll still be me - just more epic...

[lordifandk]

after this joker asked the crew where they where he got these answers where in the middle of calibrations had alot to do maybe another time im big on forcing these things human talks to much like them just like the tank we where building a consences i wished to meditate later i wish to meditate over this i needed to clean the engine im done talking come back later tried to figure out how varren sex disease got on board the ship

[arampierce34]

Shepard: Joker you have to tell them. Garrus is addicted, he's still calibrating!

[saygoodnightmanuel]

Shepard's final words: "Joker, you should go."

[TuleN777]

А Я прошол не потеряв ни одного, специально 20 раз переигрывал xD

[ADP1416]

65 jokers didn't tell them