funny man comedian stand up izzy makes jokes about pro-life

[ecchixxslave]

uh.. what was so funny about that...

[splishtastic]

funny man comedian.

yeh right.

[umorsom]

Prostitutes shouldn´t be in jail. The pimps however... Women should also have the right to take an abortion. I agree with George Carlin. When does life start? Technically it starts even before the ejaculation. So should masturbation be illegal? Also, when a woman has her period, there are in fact some fertilized eggs there. Which means that a woman having more than one period is a serial killer.

[schucksta]

Oh by the way its easy for you to say that DUDE.

Think about that last word in the sentence above.

[schucksta]

and before prostitution became a social issue it was a religious issue. now no one could give to shits about god and jesus because if they did we wouldnt have had gone to war.

THINK ABOUT IT........

[wrangler34]

If your reffering to the war in currently in in the states it's much more than religion just like abortion dosen't stop at religion it's even wrong in scientific terms but it's ok by legal terms but because it's legal dosen't make it right.

[wrangler34]

It was an idiotic racist who made abortion originally to slow down the rate of blacks born. Her views were absolutely ville. Abortion was made with unjust cause, and is still a shitty thing to do. The procedures are all disgusting and done by dismantleing and sucking the pieces of the baby out. It's not a real procedure just a swap meat search and destroy.

[wrangler34]

Just because a few dumb priest shags a kid dosen't mean a false doctor who should work in the deli section of a grocery a right to shank a kid.

[schucksta]

Well if you want to throw away your last years of life without work, thats fine and i respect your opinion but i know for the most part people want to have their retirement.

And as for the places where prostitution is legal, the it is illegal for the prostitutes to practice their "skills" if they have a std.

[schucksta]

Id like to see what you would do if your teen age daughter had gotten pregnant and was unable to care for her child, (which is almost always the case, because they are freaking teenagers) then guess who has to take care of baby for the next 18 years.

Oh and by the way, prostitution is illegal because it is one of the main causes for std's such as aids.

THINK ABOUT IT.......

[slambar]

Not wanting to take care of a grandchild would be a piss-poor excuse for abortion.

As for the prostitution, it was outlawed way before STDs were a social issue. And btw, check out STD rates in areas where its legal. Much lower. THINK ABOUT THAT!

[wrangler34]

Thankyou for making this vid we need more ppl to actually think like this.

[slambar]

Thanks, wrangler34, I appreciate the recognition.

[Highice007]

An embryo aand a fetus are not human beings, and only become babies in the third trymester. I'll bet you wouldn't offer to adopt a baby from a mother who didn't want it. I respect your openion, but life does not begin on conception.

[slambar]

You would lose your bet. Why are people so quick to defend the ending of a pregnancy, regardless of the symantics? Is it so important to argue your point to the nth degree, even on a YT Comedy channel?

[socal808]

I beg to differ with you. Conception is in fact life. When cells begin to divide- that is life. It is scientific fact.

[wrangler34]

Thankyou god damn your tellig the truth. Thankyou for having a brain unlike some other with no actual purpose other than to be false supermans of shitty possitions regarding life.

[grimmyx]

I love how the pro life crowd always says that the aborted might be the "one" that stops world hunger or cures cancer when it's just as likely that the aborted might be the next Hitler or just another child molester/rapist/killer. And let's not forget all of the faceless drug fiends.

[slambar]

Grimmy, maybe its gloomy outlooks like yours that foster the kind of people you mention. They aren't born that way.

[schucksta]

ahahahhahaha...... well look at it this way..... if a women gets pregnant but cant get an abortion what do you think the cahnces are for the baby of having a good life, especially if its a teenage girl who is pregnant.

Mommy might not be to nice to baby in that case.....

[Highice007]

Well said grimmyx:)

[radawsonco]

amen!!!

[generalnazor]

True,true.XD

[FisherOfMen06]

lol, that's awesome! You make perfect sense, Izzy!

[ZaynahZihoa]

Hey Izzy, just say "no" to having sex with pro-choice women. It's a win-win solution. Oh oops, I forgot, it's not a man's responsibility right?

[slambar]

Zaynah, first of all, I love your name. Secondly, it is also a man's responsibility. I'm sorry I didn't get around to blasting the fellas, but I'm working on it. Think Shawn Kemp, Jesse Jackson and even big daddy Bill Cosby. Trust me, us guys need to put a muzzle on it as well. Thanks for responding!

[davidchilderley]

go izzy go loved it :O)

[animalboy71]

I listened again Izzy. I didn't hear your message the first time. You are right people should take care beforehand and abortion should not be a persons only form of birth control. However it should be an available option for all. Just my opinion. :)

[animalboy71]

Izzy, You are so wrong. Population is 6 billion and growing, women who aren't pregnant should be having abortions!!!!

[slambar]

animalboy71, thank you for commenting. My original point was to be responsible beforehand. Besides, I don't subscribe to notions of lack or limitation...the Universe has plenty for all of us, 6 million and more. The one life you save just might develop an end to world hunger. I'm not really against the right to choose, I just hope we choose LIFE. Besides, its just one comic's rant, enjoy it for what it is. Much Love, Joy and Abundance to you, animalboy!

[vikingdale]

Is this suppose to be funny? I'm not getting your vidreo's at all. Are you practicing to preach? Maybe you show write the punchline's down and give them some punch. Also that was not covincing for pro life. My take is, we must stop the getting pregnant in the first place to stop abortion. Some abortion is necessary.

[Vitrous]

BelowDawn, I understand why you constantly bash Izzy. Your uncomfortable with what people will think of you when they find out that your actually gay. It's alright. You can come out and say it. I like to think of myself as a fairly liberal guy, so I'll still be your friend.

[BelowDawn]

holy shit..omfg..you actually listened to your own posts and tried a stand up on abortion...i cant believe this shit....fuck....your so pathetic...i didnt even smile during that fucking shit. and that wasnt even a stand up. you stopped the fucking camera in the middle.

[slambar]

BelowDawn, I am so happy that you weighed in on my latest video...it wouldn't feel right without your enlightened insight here. You insult the other commentors by calling them me though. And yes, it was very astute of you to notice the break there, I cut out a part that I didn't feel was appropriate. As always, I wish you a most joyous and Blessed Life!

[IllusionBomb]

Woo! Go Izzy!

[viperboy749]

Yes man! Love it. you were so hilarious. Clap her knees together?? lmao! awesome. nice rant man. i agree with GreatLand on this one though, i dont think alot of people will agree, but its a good arguement.

[Vitrous]

All hail Izzy! Izzy has spoken!

[GreatLandStander]

YES IZZY YES! good stuff. I'm sure alot of ppl will disagree with you, but you stand proud in your opinions and i respect that GREAT STUFF HERE.