Every Violent Act in 2010 Superbowl Ads

[Edhsdude17]

Wow, a lot of people could have had a V8. Lol

[KarlBonner1982]

And to think that our fragile-minded kids are exposed to this horrific violence every year during the Superbowl!

[leafbob1]

you forgot the one where the old lady gets hit by the tree

[headsmess]

what? i dont get it? i didnt see any violence! i saw side splittin hilarity!

[isokessu]

WTF How many ads there are O_O

[Gammerman12]

BITCH SLAP

[ItsQuiteSimple]

blaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!1!!

[AnElephantsChild]

Just read some of these comments.

How can people say violent images don't prevoke aggressive behaviour ?

Come on boys - kiss & make up ;-)

(In case you didn't get it that was a joke)

[soulzzz222]

OOO A LIST I WANNA MAKE ONE

1)my dog eats dog food

2)my cat eats dog food

3)my fish eats dog food

4)my gerbil eats dog food

5)guess what i eat?

CAT FOOD :DDDDDDD

[soccerisdabomb18]

lol people are dumb for talking in list format unlike a normal person who talks in paragraph format. just pointing that out

[f83yut8]

Y'know what? I think that entirely too many people are reading entirely too much into a video that was obviously intended to just plain be funny.

How about you ALL take a fuggin chill pill and fer god's sake, LIGHTEN UP!!

[prodimid]

HAHA BUNCH OF EMOS BELOW ME

[brokeanddrive]

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[brokeanddrive]

I love how everyone is ragging on the video poster.

If these were showing ads that had WOMEN getting slapped, there'd be world war three started over it!

You stupid fucking liberals...

[chatterbox11]

You are the fucking idiot. Apparently, you didn't watch the video you are defending. There ARE scenes of WOMEN getting slapped and tackled.

Also, what is your fucking point? Is it "liberal" to think this video is silly? Do "liberals" supposedly support violence? The criticism I always heard was they were too soft.

People like you don't even have a point to make. You get worked up over I don't know what, and then you pout and call others "liberals," as if it is some sort of bad word.

[brokeanddrive]

Thank you for proving my point NT McLeftard. You are all the same.

[chatterbox11]

@brokeanddrive either you are trying to do a parody like Stephen Colbert, or you are a very confused. You make a snarky response to me (and you are wrong, btw, my comment proved the exact opposite of your earlier "point"), then you invite me to be a friend on You Tube? Well, brokeanddrive, I have all different sorts of real-life friends who each have a different viewpoint, etc. However, I have to say your way of making friends (even if it's just You Tube "friends") is very odd. Take care.

[chatterbox11]

@brokeanddrive I am not mad at you. It would be rather difficult to be mad at you, since I don't know you.

I am just perplexed as to why you want to be my "friend" on You Tube?

I only very briefly glanced at your profile, but I am glad to check out a few of your videos.

In any event, good to see you seem to have calmed down from whatever it was that you were getting worked up about.

Take care.

[brokeanddrive]

Seriously, take a hint and give it up, quit trying to seduce I don't swing that way -- not that there's anything wrong with your fetish, it's just not my thang. Besides, I've witnessed that poor attempt at Internet diplomacy spawned from troll's remorse hundreds of times, it's so trite and unoriginal it makes my ass... wait I better not discuss that with you, it might turn you on. So please stop lusting after my erogenous zones, you're edging towards borderline stalker now. No means no.

[chatterbox11]

I see good mental health doesn't run in your family. YOU invited me (with no solicitation on my part) to be your YouTube "friend," after I criticized a completely douche-bag post you wrote, then when I turned down your offer, I am supposedly trying to "seduce" you? I see you're lost in La-La land.

As for my alleged "vitriol" and "hate"--what a laugh! Unprovoked, you posted a long, profanity-strewn, angry, illogical complaint. Then, you "friend" me, and I lack intellectually "integrity?" Ha!

[chatterbox11]

As for your gratuitous comments about having sex with me and your "cock" (which I imagine is quite small), they make it painfully obvious you aren't getting any. Now things make perfect sense, you are sexually frustrated, probably living in Mommy's basement, and trying to provoke people into giving you negative attention since you think it's better than no attention at all. Well, I am not interested in playing. You want to be lame, it's your choice. But, there's a better life to choose.

[godsadog]

@chatterbox11

Point 1) It is acting

Point 2) It's a video about acting

Point 3) It's just a summary of acting

Point 4) It is not real

Point 5) Some think it's funny

Point 6) You are a moral arcangle pussy

[chatterbox11]

@godsadog

Point 1) I know it's acting

Point 2) I know it's not real

Point 3) I AGREE it's funny

Point 4) I never complained about the video--that douche brokeanddrive did. And then he went into some long irrelevant rant, which I responded to.

Point 5) You are too fucking stupid to know when someone agrees with you.

Point 6) Learn how to spell

[godsadog]

@chatterbox11

Point 1) Thanks

Point 2) English is not my mother language

Point 3) So fuck you

Point 4) I bet I speak more foreign languages than you

Point 5) Complaining about spelling on YouTube is gay

Point 6) You are gay

Point 7) Leck mich mal gepflegt am Arsch

[chatterbox11]

(1) Three of my good friends are German and they all speak and spell English better than you.

(2) I am not interested in fucking you, so no thanks.

(3) I speak French, Italian, Spanish, Greek, and English...

(5) I don't complain about minor misspellings, but you fucked up the entire word.

(6) You are pretty boring and lame if your only insult is to call me "gay."

(7) Deine Mutter leckt mich am Arsch.

[godsadog]

@chatterbox11

Point 1) How many words did you hear me "speaking"?

Point 2) I know you want it, don't deny it

Point 3) I don't believe you

Point 4) I accidentally all over you

Point 5) You did let out 4 on purpose right?

Point 4) Counting is hard I know

Point 7) It's not an insult, it's a fact right?

Point 8) You used google for translation -> gay

[chatterbox11]

You "accidentally all over" me? Now, you aren't even writing in basic English. I guess you flunked your language class. As for Google, based on your lame responses, you seem to use it for your thinking, which I think is far worse than using it for translation. Also, I didn't see any defense of your poor mother, so I guess you admit it is true. You seem very obsessed with being gay, which must mean you are. Sorry, you are out of your league. Bye, I don't want to waste more time on sad Germans.

[godsadog]

@chatterbox11 Haha wrong again. It is a well know sentence from the internet. You telling me that this sentence is not basic English proves that you don't even know shit about Teh Interwebs and thus you should Lurk Moar...fucking noob.

[CoD4evr]

falling out of a coffin is violent?

[thcbass420]

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[boxant]

I've seen more violence watching the Marx brothers.

[mastera13]

how gay, why would u take the time to do this?

[wolfmtns]

LOL this is what caught your attention to what they were selling. and guess what you liked it so much you made a vid out of it. Good JOB

[gerardoates]

It's obvious: the ads are so much better than the shitty 'sport' in-between them

[whitendirty25]

Please call (414) 375-0298

[knuxthefox]

NCIS FTW!

[caustinray]

Hate to break this to you but those commercials are fake...and not real, okay? Only the minds of children cannot tell the difference. Grow up.

BTW, awesome editing on the video.

[masterstella]

boring, bad, dumb commercials this Superbowl

[TheChosenFewTV]

what about the:

Google how to impress a french woman

Brett Favre retires

Troy Palomalu sees shadow

Bud Light T-Pain

Kia puppet day dream

Budweiser horse and oxx BFF

Audi green police

all of those were very good

[sirnicholson]

what is a superbowl?

[happygunzz]

lmfao

[yakamuci]

America

[SScubaSteveS]

America so violent no wonder why we don't care about sitting and talking about are issues. we like to get shit done go America!

[luckyvet]

You nailed it Steve.

[nachocream]

this is so awesome .. great, nice, terrific

cmon lets bomb iran

[nachocream]

welcome to ... america!!

[nachocream]

this is ... america!

[kylania]

30 seconds of violence out of 42 minutes of commercials isn't that bad, is it? :)

[seanoc123]

42 minutes of advertisements? Dear god how could you guys stick that shit, and actually enjoy it? Advertisements are mostly despised here, we actually watch a channel to see a programme, and during the breaks don't even pay attention to advertisements.

[getxyourxkillxon]

@seanoc123 Its the same way with us, but the superbowl is the most viewed program in america. and companies pay millions of dollars for just mere seconds during it. Its during this that the companies actually try extremely hard to coax the viewer. ie comedy.

[Mittau]

I respect a good entertaining add. They are the only ones I would possibly let alter where my money goes.

[bu3antar]

This is what the American public wants...more violence!

[beauch]

Slapstick sells.

[Idonthaveanam3]

wtf is this shit! waste of my time

[n3rdbear]

Football is violent so of course the commercials will contain violence lol

[IRSPONGEBOB]

Lol, lot of NCIS clips.

[Coribec]

Half of those sound like they're from the same ad.

[gottamake8]

lol thats because half of them were from the same add, the VW one where they are doing the "slug bug" game.

[P3rplexity]

How is falling out of a casket full of doritos violent?

[KryssySushi]

my thoughts exactly

[HyTechRedNeck007]

Well, thats the only part of the whole Afro love affair I saw! Best part also!

[taroliw]

The best 30 seconds of the whole broadcast! hahaha

[gbpolivka]

It's called slapstick. Shakespeare did it. So did Charlie Chaplin and Bugs Bunny. Laugh and enjoy.

[staphinfection]

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.!!!!

[julienlefebvre1981]

omg did someone cry about this ??? lolllll

i had saw so bad thing worst then this in life its not a headslap gonna turn me psycho

[omg1836]

we are animals, thus we like, enjoy, and are prone to violence. you cant deny.

[kellyfrancisnichols]

"thus". thanks, plato.

[MrRedPajamas]

@omg1836

Indubitably.

[maianess]

to be fair, about half of those were from the single commercial BASED on people punching each other in the arm, a la punch buggy.

[SteelSkin667]

That's an impressive numer of slaps o_o

[paintballcraka]

most of those wrre from like 2 commercials

[jamsesh07]

They hit each other! That is so funny! I am so entertained! These brands spent millions of dollars on such creativity!

[P3rplexity]

Yeah well the creators of these commercials make more than you will ever make, why should they care about creativity they are already banking.

[jamsesh07]

You're right, it's the American way to not give a damn and make money. Let's support that P3rplexity, it's certainly keeping our world a wonderful place!

[P3rplexity]

Hey douchebag, I asked what was the connection between falling out of a casket full of doritos and violence. If you aren't going to answer then shut the fuck up and hug a tree u twat.

[sidiggy1]

Football is a violent game, so what do you expect?

[flgirlwithguitar]

Nice montage.

[excepter]

you left out the REAL violence in the "My Generation" Flo TV ad.

[DeSwiss]

Apparently the ad companies know how to play to their audience. No?

[iseeinwidescreen]

slap slap slap

[anoldlady8]

where he fell out of the casket wasnt violent.. it was just him saying touchdown xD

[lastlonewolf]

too fast ! too fast ! please, make us a slooooowed doooown version ! :O)

llw

[PhatBoyG]

Lame.

[achimendez]

OH NO, MILD SLAPSTICK! THE CENTER CAN NOT HOLD! THE FALCON CAN NOT HEAR THE FALCONER! A PLAGUE OF VAGUELY AMUSING CHEEK SLAPS! DOGS KISSING BABIES! CHEM TRAILS! THE SHEEP LOOK UPWARD! A WAVE OF BLOOD SHALL DROWN OUT OUR DECADENCE! THANK YOU, PEOPLE'S POET, FOR YOUR MIGHTY JEREMIAD HAS SHOWN US THE LIGHT!

Or maybe you're just making a big deal out of a comedic style that has been around since the dawn of theater and means not a damn thing. *shrug*

[oldkingcoal207]

or maybe hes just trolling and your a douche

[SpentherM]

Im pretty sure the video was meant to be a joke and was supposed to make you laugh a bit.

[muckstar23]

or point out the needless excessive violence

yeah maybe that.

[SpentherM]

Damnit, too many opinions. If hitler was here we'd all only have 1. and that would reduce the arguements. but then again we wouldnt have an jews

[DevelopmentTOHRU]

superbowl?? help me out?? like bowling o.0

[BigBolner]

lol wtf???

[rs64x4]

Violence is OK but nipples aren't?

[adamatova]

Blood thirst quenched.

[Yawaya12]

The cheapest laugh comes from the fists.

[capecodlocal]

Lighten up Francis.

[muckstar23]

dont call me francis

[SpentherM]

hi francis

[muckstar23]

your on the list

[SpentherM]

the naughty list? :D

[commentM0NSTER]

violence never solved anything

[TinnedWaffles]

@commentM0NSTER

except all those wars.

:P

[MCDouga11]

lol.. you're an idiot

[TinnedWaffles]

:D Why thank you

[svantearrhenius1]

it helped me solve a crossword once :/

[playswithknives]

Rule 35 of the internet - everything offends someone.

[UltraBibendum]

death upon amerika

[silntdoogood]

still didn't see an ad that could top "Free Doritos" from last year, infact, I think I'll search it now, want watch it again if it's still on youtube.

[TheBestVIP1]

FIRST! no just kidding thats a stupid thing to do.

LAST!