Robot Chicken: The Lion, The Witch and the Locker

[Kostisfire]

scatto in greek means shit.Ha,funny stuff!:)

[camerakid101]

They should make the Nerd Chronicles from all the bits they have with this guy haha

[markisginger]

I hate it when the top two comments are quotes from the video I just watched >.<

[LOLZPRODUCTIONSXD]

That sounds like neil from family guy is that seth green playing him

[greatdestroyer22]

Ahhh my shtudiezzzzz!!

[Superfan109]

Did anyone else notice him making out with himself in the end? ;) lmao

[Superfan109]

Lmao, man that dumbass will do anything for sex, and no question about it, he's just REALLY messed up in the head! XD

[CaptainPositron]

I want to see the nerd in Hogwarts!

[mattwho81]

What kind of question is that to ask the Jesus allegory lion? hahahaha

[TheSkyro14]

And so you go too far and make evil win. Pricks!!

[xXLessleyVXx]

POTTER, you fool !

[NikolaSilvers]

Eat your heart out warcraft :D

[ryan50ryan]

"turkish delight" does sound rather sexual.

[trixter1996]

why is santa claus giving us lethal weapons?

[tinusproducions]

M-M-M-MONSTER!

[Hazdoboproductions]

I love that nerd, my opinion, best character in show.

[Mayeur000Donz]

@Hazdoboproductions

Definitely! :)

Didn't one sketch say what his name was?

[Hazdoboproductions]

@Mayeur000Donz I thing it was Gary or something.

[Mayeur000Donz]

@Hazdoboproductions

I just checked another sketch, and they DO call him that. :)

This makes it a bit confusing, though... 'cause they called that Stormtrooper "Gary" as well. :/

[dedsawa1234]

DOU?

[DartLuke]

1:33 This is good motivation.

[ultradude84]

@DartLuke lol fuck that i would made her do more than that lol

[Alagremm]

+3000XP

[Starpilot149]

The nerd gets all the adventures :(

[TheLaughinAssassin]

This should be called: The Lion, the Witch and the Nerd

[goldlover98]

@TheLaughinAssassin its locker cuz its like wardrobe get it?

[brnrdfr]

My Studies

[TheWorldStrider]

This only hsppens in America.

[zeldanerd117]

That unicorn's voice sounds familiar. Like one of the npc's in Skyrim. Just sayin'.

[emilooGIRL]

lollllllll me and my sister quote this like every day.

[Doughboy123x]

I've read both Harry Potter and Narnia.

I'm a Christian. And I love both.

[XxxSuper123]

@Doughboy123x It was a joke and you're being a prude.

[Doughboy123x]

@XxxSuper123 I know it's a joke. I'm just saying that it was a bit weird how they treat Harry Potter and Narnia so separately.

I've read all of Harry Potter and all of the Chronicles of Narnia and loved both.

I'm just saying.

[BWGgy]

Cause lethal weapons are the best kind, ungrateful pricks! 1:47

[puggles900]

later il show you how to cross swords! XD

[puggles900]

MY STUDIES!!!!

[Aunpaidintern]

Do you even go to this school?!

Do you?

ROFL

[waitwtfisgoingon]

"i the white witch have sensed a new..HOLY SHIT! lold soooo hard at that part

[GdoubleWB]

"Care to come to my castle and enjoy some turkish delight?"

"Oh boy! My first sexual experience without a computer!"

"Turkish delight is a CANDY."

"Oh boy! Candy!"

[aimeedarlinx]

the nerd reminds me of him out of family guy xD

[SirSathington]

@aimeedarlinx Neil Goldman lol same voice

[MrFlyskillet]

'You can't tell my parents'

"Do you even go to this school?"

'Do you ?!'

LOL

[WhiteVII]

@MrFlyskillet Thanks for completely ruining the entire skit for me by spoiling the best line of it.

[mostar1219]

the nerd in the locker at 2:34 is the same one that was in that "Living Lohan" skit. LOL, recycled characters

[D0OMZDAYZ]

300 experience!

[esaman11]

No just a talking lion, who's not a glory for Jesus

[NHBeiserJ]

@esaman11 "who's an allegory for Jesus"

[UltimatePeyton501]

@esaman11 It is actually well known that he is an allegory for Jesus.

[LuckyLukeSecret]

Asland had his head decapitated

[sookeysookey1]

oh boy candy

[MTempents]

The like button?...your wish is my command

[82TimBlackLightning]

daniel radcliffes penis

[AdamAzNINVAZN12]

Why is Santa Claus giving us lethal weapons?

[brennenhiler]

MY STUDIES!

[NHBeiserJ]

And this is why you talk to strange looking humans at a distance...

[SanguisDiabolus]

Gotta love the homosexual pervy unicorn.

[CheatMasterK]

My studies!

[ravvingrabbids]

boobs can hypnotize a man

[SUNNYRAINWIND]

1:30 YEAH!!!

[thibodeauxj12]

this is why as a geek i will be a virgin for like

[awesomeboy116]

ohh boy candy

[Tsamsiyu1]

Oh boy, my first sexual experience without a computer!!!!! Hilarious!

[yak6ex]

Mort Goldman's voice.

[wan2bvader]

cross swords?

[billibong521]

later i will show you how to cross swords

thats for... nerd

300 experience points

your wish is my command

ahhh monster

i the white witch has sensed holy s***

do you want some turkish delight- oh boy my first sexual experience without a computer- turkish delight is a candy- oh boy candy.

do you even go to this school- do you

[tut28Angel]

He found my sister's locker lol 

[NecoMimi43]

NOOOOOOO MR TUMMIS

[KrystalKobra]

My Studies!!!

[WyvernhuntIsGod]

2:32 Meatwad is on his shirt. ATHF rules.

[War2011Machine]

this is what happens if u mess with nerds.

[DinoMaster229]

300 experience points for me! lol

[FunUsernamesAreGone]

@joker39th Well, even if he just thought it, the events are just like Jesus's! There are other signs too! Harry's scar is Jesus's five wounds, Voldamort's snake is the snake in the Adam and Eve story, Ron and Heriomine (sorry about spelling) are his apostles, and Dumbledore is God! I went to a Catholic middle school, and I learned this in religion class!

[Phaggot626]

@FunUsernamesAreGone I don't even know what you guys are fucking talking about, but your an ass, and your fucking wrong. Your a dumbass. I agree with FunUsernamesAreGone. And please get off your period, your really annoying and know one likes you. Fuck you!.. Virgin!

[Sealord75369]

@Phaggot626 wow, just wow, you have to TRY with all of your might to sound THIS stupid. nobody could possibly be able to operate the internet AND type this.

[Phaggot626]

@Sealord75369 I like your grammar, damn fatass :)

[Sealord75369]

@Phaggot626 Exibit B............

[billibong521]

@Phaggot626 who are you talking to because you are agreeing to the guy your replying to

[scorpionsfanzrw]

"HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...your wish is my command!" XD

[jojo561173]

I CANT BELIEVE SHE KILLED SANTA BUT LMFAO IT WAS SO FUNNY

[biganthony121]

i wonder if theres fat porn in the bag

[FunUsernamesAreGone]

Harry Potter is Jesus too!!!!!! He rose from the dead, which got rid of the part of Voldamort that was part of him. Then, he destroyed Voldamort, the devil!!!!

[Zoey2k1]

MOOONSTEEERR!!!!!!

[kenny123663]

300 Experience Points!!!!!

[sAWfr3ak]

A million billion likes for exhalting Harry Potter above both Narnia and LOTR and the same time!

[draconiclady0610]

The Nerd beating Mr. Tumnus with the stick right away is probably pretty realistic. If I had someguy with no shirt, horns and hairy chaps hopping towards me I would most likely beat the snot outta him too. I wouldn't act like a sissy though, or think I was heroic.

[nzephier]

didnt know unicorns went to skool :/

[grace0811uk]

MY STUDIES!

[spartancolonel]

thumbs up if the nerd should have his own spin-off

[Nalloy629]

you wish is my command boobies!!

[xXxArcAngelAnetxXx]

Heh. Heh. Heh. "Crossing Swords." Heh.

[knboothe]

why is santa claus giving us lethal weapons ?

[ilovemovies12100]

Funny parts

0:10

1:55

2:09

[kittycatnikky]

"DO YOU EVEN GO TO THIS SCHOOL" "DO YOU!!"

[ganstajasonsingh]

2:38 paybacks a bitch ,bitch

[DarkDietyLink]

lol the nerd reminds me of sid from ice age

[Clairelover23]

@DarkDietyLink i was just about to ask if it was him haha, XD i think it is him

[MaidofFrankenstein]

@DarkDietyLink So true.

[igrungeisded]

That Lion looks really, really retarded.

[GodWarrior7771]

Hey, Lord of the Rings is also Christian! And Narnia is a heck of a lot better than that stupid harry potter! lol

[vreeland17]

@GodWarrior7771 1 lord of the rings is not christian! and 2 harry potter is way better.

[GodWarrior7771]

@vreeland17 Obviously you have never read the Silmirilion, J.R.R Tolkien was a devout roman catholic with great faith, and his faith and theology is stuffed into his fantasy writings. Yes it is Christian. 2 Harry Potter will never have the same level of awesomeness as The Lord of the Rings, it invented the fantasy genre basically. Harry Potter is about a stupid adolecent teenager with a stick speaking latin at a bunch of people doing the same thing, lol.

[sAWfr3ak]

@GodWarrior7771 The Elder Wand > The One Ring

[GodWarrior7771]

@sAWfr3ak Not even close man. lol

[Comeneth]

No just a talking Lion....who's an allegory for Jesus

I lol'd

[darrenholcomb42]

Crossing swords with Daniel Radcliff's penis, yep.

[ilovemuslimfood666]

Anybody get the "crossing swords" joke, lol?

[ShannonTheTimelord]

He just killed mr.Tomnus.

[13BloodMoon13]

@ShannonTheTimelord And the Jesus-Allegory Lion.

[TheNewRailwaySeries]

I the white witch have sensed a new b... Holy S***! LOL

[Theprettycutiechibi4]

Don't they mean The Nerd, The Witch, and the Locker?

[anarcho2narco]

MY STUDIES

[randal1018]

i would do him for the hell of it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lexi2299]

"do you even go to this school?"

"DO YOU?!?!" LMANONSFG

[look2wardsdatrees]

MY SCTUDIES!

[mst3KGf]

I'm glad somebody addressed that Santa Claus apparently is an arms dealer on the side.

"This is why kids should read good Christian fantasy instead of 'Harry Potter.'"

"You seen that play with Daniel Radcliffe's penis?"

"What kind of question is that to ask the Jesus-allegory lion?...but yes."

[Chickabidy]

Hmmmm the nerds voice sounds VERY familar but i cant quite get it.......ive definetly heard it somewhere before....

[Stringless0symphony]

@Chickabidy it sounds like the little salamander from zaboomafoo :)

[mrdeadforce]

@Chickabidy The ginger nerd from Family Guy who loves Meg...can't remember his name.

[DennysVLog]

@mrdeadforce neil

[Rainfish14]

Did Douglas Gresham Approve this? Lol.

[CamTheQuiet]

i the white queen have senced a new pre-HOLY SHIT

best part

[Forkboy55555]

Adam West as a unicorn? FUCK. YES.

[immanueljc]

@Forkboy55555 he kinda sounded like optimus prime to me till i read this lol

[Starmadien2019]

@Forkboy55555

a gay pedophilc unicorn

[Ptiz1]

lmaoo i died laughin when she was like i the white witch.. holy shit

[Americangirlgal02]

i really feel bad for nerds.

[GDchick13]

principal: do you even go to this school?

unicorn: DO YOU!?

lol love it :D

[DiscJockeyM]

That was for uh, fun. NERD.

[murdakilla1]

what kinda question is that to ask the jesus alagory lion.....but yes

[IITH3SPiANII]

MY STUDIES! 

[CyberSimsShows]

Why is Santa Claus giving us Lethal Weapons?

[davidsonchamps2009]

0:02 My studies!

[MrWerehog23]

That's gotta be the dumbest kid ever.

[davidsonchamps2009]

My studies!

[queinasia]

NERD!

[PrincessMedia2011]

"And now young children, may these guide you through your journey."

"Why is Santa Claus giving us lethal weapons?"

(Santa sees the nerd)

"There he is children! Kill him!"

(Arrow hits Santa's Head and he dies)

(Children look at him and silently walk away with the bag of presents)

"This is why kids should read good christan fantasy instead of Harry Potter." ROFL!

[vampireneyney6464]

POETIC JUSTICE!

[griz312]

WHats with that Unicorn

and I dont think I want to know what he means by crossing swords!!

[MrStickysonic]

MY STUDIES!!!!!

[acheron187]

if hes got 300 exp then all he needs is 700 more to lvl up

[urded06]

Principal- I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record

Perverted Unicorn-*begging*You can't tell my parents

Principal- Do you even go to this school?

Perverted Unicorn- DO YOU?!

[txReaperxt]

DO YOU!?

[xxskittlez123xx]

Lmfao! That ending scene was hilarious xD

[DanielHillProduction]

0:01

[ronnoc360]

OH BOY!! CAAANNNDYYYYY!!!

[RinChanCV02]

"Im on a horse!" I see now.He mustve used old spice.

[narucho2]

he should have made a deal with the queen like if he killed the lion she would have to fuck him

[CursedK9]

who else loves the gay perverted unicorn?

[ClayDemond2300]

Its the unicorn that gave the nerd the mayo! THEY REUNITE!

[talkindurinthemovie]

ohhhh boy CANDY! I love that line cuz its sooooo true

[MeOwningNoobs]

George Low :D

[TheMrVogue]

I'm a jesus Lion allegory... bahahaha nothing truer was ever stated... CS Lewis is a Tolkien plagiarist anyways :P

[iluvme4never]

@TheMrVogue Weren't most of Lewis' works published before Tolkien's though?

[hangemhigh2000]

I'd rather have nobody believe him in the end.

[rocketman5989]

Eat your heart out worlds of warcraft. what does this have to do with that?

[KarlDerGrol3e]

@rocketman5989 A lot

[gidget144]

"Do you even go to this school?"

"Do you?"

[rocketman5989]

@gidget144 do you?

[chidori00rasengan00]

that other nerd is wearing a meatwad shirt. cool.

[Turk3YbAstEr]

the unicorn is back. hide yo kids, hide yo wives....

[tripdefect87]

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT TO ASK THE JESUS ALIGORY LION?!!!!!

[rocketman5989]

@tripdefect87 but yes

[tHeOrEgOnAiRsOfT]

jerk off the unicorn for the mayonaise

[holyknight234]

i love the keep repeating line of Aslan being like Jesus. As a Christian reading the whole book of Narnia I found that so amusingly silly

[bassguy215]

enters generic comment about the video

[dragnet53]

1:30 LMFAO!!!! I'd obey too!

[marky61198]

do you!!!!!

[Jarrell444]

MY STUDIES!!

[maidensk8ter1]

Haha!!

[bigtat1]

"you cant tell my parents"..

"do you even go to this school"

"do you"

[AMTModollas]

From what I heard about that Daniel Radcliffe play, Harry has a small "wand".