Tortoise on the Loose Stops Traffic in Calif.

[breakingthisdown]

=3

[TheBuilderdave]

iM SURPRISED THE COPS DIDNT START FIRING THIER EVIL WEAPONs AT HIM. BAN 30 BULLET CLIPS!

[wtf12man]

0:37 AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Jakzerstoren]

i like turtles :)

[OldLadyUU]

That tortoise will outlive us all.

[SVUfannyc]

Lol awww adorable. My friend's 2 turtles escaped one time...she only Found one...then an Empty shell.

[lovelylilac1]

@SVUfannyc lolz



[johngorgis]

look at that crackhead trailer slut lmfao

[dudelivestrong]

how'd they know it was a house pet?

[Elenkhos]

LOL... love that guy

[Fromplefeet]

I think you should tag this cool guy! Chip him like a doggie! I use to mark my turtles, when I was little with fingernail polish! LOL...

[joshdaugherty1111]

I think if turtles were faster they'd be evil. I mean look at his face at the end, hes like DAG NABBIT!!!

[rebelnomo]

What freakin idiot would put it on a leash? Why not build an enclosure for it instead? I hate when people keep any animal on a leash. If you don't want to interact with your pets, then don't get one.

[hackerdeehack]

give the animal a break....

[superbeauthy]

paint his address on him



[FingerElevenRULEZ]

Hahaha i want one

[snak3145]

lol was trying so hard to eat that flower but couldnt

[aseticelite]

cute lil guy ;D

[imranhk786786]

this Tortoise has links with alqaida ..it met with alqda leader osama bin laden in the sea 2 weeks ago :FOX NEWS

[capucchan8]

donnie was on the lamb from the zetas, they confused him with a rival turtle that owed them money

[clearwater04]

watch out for the blue ones :P

[blabbitymouf]

a tortoise on a leash or with a collar? also, he likes to "chase" the cats?! seriously ppl...

[MilwaukeeSDman]

I <3 TURTLES!!!

[Tristan52799]

unsubbed

[schwartsbruder]

It's just a koopa why is this news?

[mrteemumilto]

The weather in California is a paradise. The same as all 35 degrees latitude.

[MrBravinator]

Fucking Donnie