My grandparents get shit faced on vodka and break end tables when I see them. Kind of hard to encapsulate that experience with a thank you letter. I'm sure my cleaning off their chins and wiping up their messes and reminding them my name is not "Brian", it's "Jim", would be thanks enough for those worthless codgers. And I don't wear baseball caps.
Such a crotchety and grizzled old man!! Perhaps we young whippersnappers belonging to this generation fail to reflect certain of the more prim and proper elements of decorum and etiquette upon which he was weaned as a youth; however, I strenuously deny any such characterization as would lump as all into some lifeless, homogenous mass of inert, apolitical, and depraved gerontophobes. And perhaps that "rapper snafu" was merely an attempt to sublimate during a bout of mid-interview incontinence...
I love Fox News. It's a constant parade of people who are completely out of touch with contemporary society, and sometimes you get lulzy stuff like this.
Alan, the toxicity that we see so pervasive in our society is inextricably linked to you and your generations before you, it is a continuum, more than anything you FAILED US. Our parents and grandparents failed us. You fucking cowardly wastes of space never stood up for anything right! Now is the time to make a difference people. Will we continue whining or finally stand up against the 360 degrees of clusterfuckery that defines everything about our very lives!
This guy can´t appear on TV without saying something outrages. He seems to be suffering from dementia. I hope he gives president Obama great advices on how to cut spending in the budget.
There's plenty of wasteful government programs that can be eliminated. Social Security is not one of them. But of course Reason is going to advocate screwing over the elderly. You can thank the Koch Brothers for that.
@redlightmax yes because we should enslave generations to come to crushing debt and the taxes that would be necessary to pay that debt so people who will be dead in a few years and were to foolish to save for their own retirements can live fat and happy.
Hey! you pronounced my two favorite rappers name's wrong! F-you you old geezer! Those guys are real good rappers! They rap about young gangster stuff! They are hip and cool! Be more young and hip by learning how to pronounce their names correctly! They are pronounced Eminem and Snoop Doggy Dog!
Great
felpaluche 2 months ago
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SpikeLee3000 5 months ago
"Walkin on their pants, with their caps on backwards, listening to animal man, and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog" hahahahaha
NBrungard 6 months ago
My grandparents get shit faced on vodka and break end tables when I see them. Kind of hard to encapsulate that experience with a thank you letter. I'm sure my cleaning off their chins and wiping up their messes and reminding them my name is not "Brian", it's "Jim", would be thanks enough for those worthless codgers. And I don't wear baseball caps.
swinescales 9 months ago 4
haha
mbtundraplayer202 9 months ago
Awesome, the enima man and snoopy poop dog, hahaha...
megadrummer2 11 months ago
Much much better than Friday
KingdomJake 11 months ago
Funny Az FuKKKKKKKKKK> Poop Doggs Tha Shyt!!!
ReSoN101 11 months ago
Such a crotchety and grizzled old man!! Perhaps we young whippersnappers belonging to this generation fail to reflect certain of the more prim and proper elements of decorum and etiquette upon which he was weaned as a youth; however, I strenuously deny any such characterization as would lump as all into some lifeless, homogenous mass of inert, apolitical, and depraved gerontophobes. And perhaps that "rapper snafu" was merely an attempt to sublimate during a bout of mid-interview incontinence...
aporia34 11 months ago 3
Enema man, LOL!!!!
Guess that's how he got the poop from snoopy........
ricadrew 11 months ago
I love Fox News. It's a constant parade of people who are completely out of touch with contemporary society, and sometimes you get lulzy stuff like this.
guitardedboy 11 months ago 3
Who the hell is Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog
doobiesmoke15 11 months ago 2
lol...sounds goofy but he is right. bunch of slouches and droopy assed low lifes.
uzimodem 11 months ago 3
This was hilarious. Lmao.
scott01019 11 months ago
Auto tune this!
longlivecrow 11 months ago
This sh!t is too motherf@cking epic.
PAZ0619 11 months ago
"Barack Obama's National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform"
LOL
Muammar Gadafi's National Commission on Civilian Safety and Statesmanship
scepticsteve 11 months ago 4
snoopy snoopy poop dog... rofl. This was fucking awesome
Riskygodfather 11 months ago
This needs to be auto-tuned. Auto-tune = viral video.
tulsapete 11 months ago
sadly, it is true
ugmold 11 months ago
snoop dog is garbage; Alan Simpson speaks the TRUTH
theshaggyshow 11 months ago
I like that.
AnonymousCthulhu 11 months ago 2
Alan, the toxicity that we see so pervasive in our society is inextricably linked to you and your generations before you, it is a continuum, more than anything you FAILED US. Our parents and grandparents failed us. You fucking cowardly wastes of space never stood up for anything right! Now is the time to make a difference people. Will we continue whining or finally stand up against the 360 degrees of clusterfuckery that defines everything about our very lives!
demerc 11 months ago 2
This guy can´t appear on TV without saying something outrages. He seems to be suffering from dementia. I hope he gives president Obama great advices on how to cut spending in the budget.
Graysonisright 11 months ago
omg thank you for uploading this. it's one of the funniest things i've seen in a long time. snoopy snoopy poop dogg
andristic 11 months ago
rofl
VegasBilgeRat 11 months ago
Reason. . . You guys are great! Thanks for the entertainment!
Joell5678 11 months ago 2
Did anyone else think of "Poop Dog" from Invader ZIM?
MagnusIan 11 months ago 3
@MagnusIan Yes, and I lol'ed.
FiveofHearts1 11 months ago
Black Eyed Pee Pee Pants and the Dirty Poo Poo Diapers of Alan Simpson
halcyon0830 11 months ago 2
Fix "appeared". It is mizzzzzzsssppeeeeld on the info page as "appeard"
machineguntongue 11 months ago
lol Im still laughing about this when i watched TYT break this story down and watching it remixed made it funny again good jobby Reasontv
TheAmusingHeckler 11 months ago
There's plenty of wasteful government programs that can be eliminated. Social Security is not one of them. But of course Reason is going to advocate screwing over the elderly. You can thank the Koch Brothers for that.
redlightmax 11 months ago
@redlightmax yeah cuz a private voluntary savings account IRA/401k is such an evil form of coercion..... retard.
tmac9938 11 months ago
@redlightmax yes because we should enslave generations to come to crushing debt and the taxes that would be necessary to pay that debt so people who will be dead in a few years and were to foolish to save for their own retirements can live fat and happy.
monkeyfire087 11 months ago
My mom sings this every night before I sleep :)
benitospeaksenglish 11 months ago
yea, god forbid we care for the less fortunate. anyone here donated to charity lately? anyone? anyone?
oldhacks 11 months ago
LOVE IT!!
johnnymadass 11 months ago
haha, Eminem!
4lifejackhammer 11 months ago
@4lifejackhammer You mean Emineman ;)
Emidretrauqe 11 months ago
ahahahaha what?
Wormtail81 11 months ago
this is like... an average youtube poop :P
LibertarianChristian 11 months ago
I wish I had grandkids, just so I could go on TV and say, "I don't like 'em."
Talloweed 11 months ago
Boooo.
MooseOfReason 11 months ago
He's pretty hip. He's even down with the FB "like" and "dislike" for things.
heyniceaddress 11 months ago
Hey! you pronounced my two favorite rappers name's wrong! F-you you old geezer! Those guys are real good rappers! They rap about young gangster stuff! They are hip and cool! Be more young and hip by learning how to pronounce their names correctly! They are pronounced Eminem and Snoop Doggy Dog!
CambridgeHeights 11 months ago
Excellent! Nice edit.
Great use of hopppity hip music.
mangoswiss 11 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
longlivecrow 11 months ago
"enema man and snoopy snoopy poop dog"
You sir, have just won the internet.
jwka2001 11 months ago 7
GREATIST VIDEO EVER!!!
Graffight 11 months ago 2
HEY YOU KIDS... GET OFF MY LAWN!
yakyakyak69 11 months ago 5
LMAO!!!
skoz14 11 months ago
Aenima lol
safewaysecurity 11 months ago
I thought it was funny and when things like this go viral people will stumble across aother ReasonTV videos and might get educated.
landofthefreemyass 11 months ago 38
What the hell?
bttalbot 11 months ago
Who let Grampa Simpson out of the old-folks home?
ntheory 11 months ago
I wonder what his grandchildren did to piss him off. Does he even have grandchildren?
MsWanderer1 11 months ago
D'oh!
pakratmak 11 months ago
You guys have way too much time on your hands.
sniper6081 11 months ago 22