Why I Should Never Have A T-Shirt Gun

[xmattmac]

i really want Mike Falzone to walk around my house and yell about t-shirt guns.

[6149crystalclear]

"yea steve gets the kids you're an alcoholic" LOL

[xmattmac]

Montreal has two guys on these cart kind of things with t-shirt guns that they shoot into the crowd while two other guys do crazy driving things with said carts. that's why Canadiens tickets are so expensive.

[hahagirl1748]

Whats up brakes! hahahahahhaahhahaahhahahahahah­aa

[Bubblibee]

I got hit in the face by a T-Shirt at one of my school's pep rallies when I was younger. Everyone was freaking out over the T-Shirt guns and for one split second I turn to say something to a friend and then *BAM* I took a rolled up T-Shirt to the face. Just my luck. lol and yes, I did later on end up donating that shirt to Goodwill which makes this even more funny. xDDD

[PolarGenre]

this is my first time watching your videos, i like em

[TheChevroletBlazer]

You're welcome grieving everyone.

[thecitythatreads]

"Yeah, Steve gets the kids. You're an alcoholic." Lost it. Very good sir.

[ThePrecious123447]

Are you from Seattle?... you look like a seattle-mite..

[daphneisthebest]

Hi good lookin’! :) I just found you because of Kevin and I like you!

[janacekforever]

Do the holy t-shirts have holes in them :P

[DuckysDoll]

one eye ain't so bad =P

[IamSimplyPhil]

Nice job, Falzone-. Subbed.

[DucklengUgly]

When's your birthdate?

[The1truesushiboy]

I like your thoughts, wit, and charisma. I'm subscribing.

[gaeta34]

... "Yeah steve gets the kids you're an alcoholic" I died. Subed!

[GrahambertusJosepha]

Maude Flanders, that is all.

[PablouThePeguin]

aaa i see your cocount reference very nice

[turto25]

if you make that t-shirt i will buy the fuck out of it man.

[YeahYouYeahNotBad]

Subscribed! Awesome stuff man, would be great if you could check my channel..?

[slylink690]

You're random thoughts make me smile.

[zeanomourph1]

Whuddup brakes lmao

[BenGalley]

DUDE! Inspired, as always. Just made my morning do a big old grin. Keep up the good work romeo.

[RedShonja]

Heh Heh... Mouth hugs..

[wilsonhammer1390]

"yeah, steve gets the kids; you're an alcoholic."  genius

[gatormuffin26]

2 people really dont want t-shirt guns

[ShaDoWCa7]

*LOL* @ the funeral ending. That made me chuckle. ^^

[grghwll]

Just found your channel through reddit. You make me laugh. Keep up the batman videos especially. Have a sweet day. :)

[0AFtershoCK0]

You know what you get with my subscription and a like? A FREE T-SHIRT!!!

[cliffhangerscal]

You deserve 1,000 times the views you have at the moment. Wishing you the Best. :)

[Skwisgaar999]

I wish that I could get video of somebody recording you while you make your vids. You ambling around the neighborhood, making mistakes, being all loud. It would be funny, I think.

[Bjoggi308]

OK... OK.. I just found you on YouTube, and how in the world is it that I have not heard of you before ?? YOu are Hillarious, To the point, and the humor just drips of you. Reminds me of George Carlin, except fresher, better looking, and more real. Freaking Amazing. But now I have 182 videos to watch.. Dang it..

[xmattmac]

when i have a bad day, i always come back to this video because it makes me laugh like no other. i think it's the faces you make.

[gregvstheuniverse]

I wish the gun was shot in the air and someone just put their arms up and it slid onto them perfectly.

[Texanguy47]

Truer words were never spoken. I went to an NBA basketball game this past week and during halftime, all of a sudden people started screaming and yelling. You would have thought some big star had walked out but nooooooooooo...it was that famous t-shirt gun. If only the people in attendance had that much enthusiasm for the teams that were playing!

[Jory]

I'm visiting you someday... I'll bring my air cannon and you can realize your t-shirt gun dreams... also... we'll fix that lattice work... you can even shoot a t-shirt at me that says... "Lattice work fixing T-shirt" on it...

[eyepronproductions]

how do you ALWAYS get 100% likes!?

[mikefalzone]

@eyepronproductions amazing people watch my videos...I try really hard to make them smile.

[firecat182]

I love hearing your random thoughts! They brighten my day remind me of my random thoughts. If I ever come across a tshirt gun I will definitely give it to you. Its clear that you need one since it sounds like youll do amazing things with it.

[rnotghi]

I like that you were actually in the sisterhood of the traveling pants.

[SamBamKablaam]

I'm putting in my will that in the event I die before you, you are receiving an invite to my funeral and a T-shirt gun. Complete with ugly XXL T-shirt.

[mikefalzone]

@SamBamKablaam IM THERE! Stay alive though...

[SamBamKablaam]

@mikefalzone Ingenious solution: I fake my death in order to have this funeral, then we stage an epic resurrection.

[laurapie92]

I'm pretty sure you're just Meghan Tonjes with a beard thing.

[mikefalzone]

@laurapie92 haha so gross to think about.

[DuckysDoll]

We went to our first Canucks game on the 23rd... T-Shirt gun was used... I sat and just hoped not to lose an eye! LOL

[mikefalzone]

@DuckysDoll How'd ya do?

[TheBeatboxqueen]

lmao @ your welcome grieving everyone

[mikefalzone]

@TheBeatboxqueen : ) I thought it was pretty nice.

[mascho1979]

Ugh.. you and your thoughts.. freaky! And i`m scared to admit: I`m liking it. A LOT!! :D

[mikefalzone]

@mascho1979 Embrace it. thank you friend! 

[karmagirl74]

I WANT THAT POWER!!! lol. I think you would make people flip out without a tshirt gun Falzo! ;) 

[mikefalzone]

@karmagirl74 You spoil me!

[subwrxsti]

thanks for giving me custody, I knew she was a drunk

[mikefalzone]

@subwrxsti I think they are better off with you.

[67kneil]

i want a t shirt with the word pants on the front

[mikefalzone]

@67kneil ME TOO!!!

[Janiemm]

Ha!! Wait...Mary can't have the kids bc shes an alcoholic? But don't we all have at least one alcoholic parent? My kids have 2.

[mikefalzone]

@Janiemm I think you're supposed to. They go to the lesser of the 2.

[ohernandez13]

Dude you're hilarious! haha

[mikefalzone]

@ohernandez13 And you're nice! 

[JellyBeanQueenX]

I spent pretty much all of this video looking at your necklace, i dont even know why. good vlog as always MOAR PLZ KTHX

[mikefalzone]

@JellyBeanQueenX HAHAH! It was made for me by a friend in Canada. I love it! One of a kind. Very lucky to have such awesome friends.

[PrincessMuffinHead78]

you make me smile even when im im a bad mood :)

[mikefalzone]

@PrincessMuffinHead78 LOVE hearing this. Big smile.

[allustrial]

I love your accent

[mikefalzone]

@allustrial haha I have an accent? Where are you from?

[loveandHappiness06]

Okay you need to make a t-shirt that indeed says I caught this t-shirt then you must throw it at me while i'm not looking( to make it more authentic) I must catch it act all excited then put it on and wear it all the time.. until it goes to goodwill :)

[mikefalzone]

@loveandHappiness06 Making a note now to put this shirt into production.

[nikkenji]

I've been pimping out your videos quite a bit. Which makes you my dirty, dirty little youtube slut. Hmm. I feel that my usage of "slut" was rather graphic right now. I'm sorry for that. It's true, though.

[mikefalzone]

@nikkenji I accept it. Thank you so much for pimping me. I need the money. 

[Diannime]

Your hair is looking damn sexy in this video. Thanks for making me laugh while looking so incredibly desirable.

[mikefalzone]

@Diannime Aww shucks. Thank you for being so kind and flirty.

[SeaSireness]

Did he say free t-shirts??!!? Omgz!!! Gimme!!!

[mikefalzone]

@SeaSireness LETS SEE THOSE HANDS!

[XxPrecious1xX]

How do u know what sisterhood of the traveling pant is....?

[mikefalzone]

@XxPrecious1xX Want to know a little secret...I was in SOTP 2. True story.

[fatshadow10]

does that lattice come on the grass from the factory mum?

[mikefalzone]

@fatshadow10 Road worn mum.

[HeavyMetalPriincess]

I have a crush on you.

[mikefalzone]

@HeavyMetalPriincess blushes. 

[IrIsHiNtHeZoO86]

This video was just the laugh I needed!

[mikefalzone]

@IrIsHiNtHeZoO86 Happy to deliver. Always.

[tonjesml]

couldnt get past the fucking garnier fructis commercial that was this video.

[mikefalzone]

@tonjesml People are starting to thin im bald, so I have to do some of these without hats. Go figure.

[topkat91]

mood changed....welcome grieving everybody... such a good line...how many times do you circle the house.. its like your doing some vlog exercises ? <3

[mikefalzone]

@topkat91 4.

[MuskPumpkin]

@trevorma91 Right???!!! and some how it fits uncle Mikey as if it were his own x~D

[DemonxHunterxFan]

Coconut Song! I love that one hahaha

[mikefalzone]

@DemonxHunterxFan : ) Me too!

[bbrandlane10]

I just realized the truth to 'will it fit the person it hit in the back of the head while they were walking back from the concession stands' . None the less, I love the T-shirt gun and if I had one I would probably use my powers for good; or evil...mostly evil.

[mikefalzone]

@bbrandlane10 You cant hate it. Its impossible.

[bazinga17]

your hair....just soooooo good.

[mikefalzone]

@bazinga17 HAHAH thank you. 

[happywilkie]

I want to marry your hair.

[mikefalzone]

@happywilkie I'll talk to it for you.

[brendabaybitch]

P.S: it's my birthday!!!! :)

[mikefalzone]

@brendabaybitch HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 

[brendabaybitch]

ha...monty python reference for the win....amazing, my friend. Simply.

[grAleek]

best. video. ever.

[mikefalzone]

@grAleek hahah thanks friend.

[cutewitch772]

You realize that I HAVE to make that shirt now... FFFFFFF----

[mikefalzone]

@cutewitch772 please do!

[theoryoferin]

you need a tshirt gun for playlist. or maybe just a large rubberband.

[mikefalzone]

@theoryoferin either way...pretty great.

[TheDailyCrazy]

"Steve gets the kids, you're an alcoholic." I want that in a Tshirt. :P

[mikefalzone]

@TheDailyCrazy : ) Not a bad idea.

[TheDailyCrazy]

Oh Mike, I think people will flip out regardless, because it's YOU!

[mikefalzone]

@TheDailyCrazy aww stopit.

[BeingLolaStar]

I have the wonderful "you just saw all your relatives over Christmas and got new germs" stomach flu and have been puking since 9PM last night. I've laughed a total of two times in the past 24 hours, once at Barney Stinson this afternoon and through this whole video. THANK-YOU!

[mikefalzone]

@BeingLolaStar Im sorry for making you throw up...it was my fault...Im sorry.

[BeingLolaStar]

@mikefalzone You're about the only thing that *hasn't* made me throw-up. :) It's possible I'm allergic to my family and visiting them makes me violently ill.

[MeaganHarman]

"I went to a funeral and all I got was this lousy tshirt."

and on the back it would say,

"Mike Falzone was the preacher."

and it would only be available in black or a dark shade of gray.

[cutewitch772]

@MeaganHarman BAHAHA. THIS.

[mikefalzone]

@MeaganHarman HAHAHHAH!

[redstripe29]

just what i needed tonight! a mike falzone video... i am now happy

[mikefalzone]

@redstripe29 Happy to make you happy.

[asiantofu011]

when you announce the t-shirt gun, you need to be playing the instand pump up music from the space jam soundtrack "are you ready for this"

just incase you guys dont know this song (which is a cardinal sin)

/watch?v=DJ6CcEOmlYU there you go

[mikefalzone]

@asiantofu011 that goes without saying I think.

[trevorma91]

Workin on that uncle Jesse flow?? Nice...nice...

[mikefalzone]

@trevorma91 Like it?!

[mizformazing]

I see big things in your future, sir.

[mikefalzone]

@mizformazing hahahah Fingers crossed.

[YorkPattie]

It's always at the hockey games. Maybe it's because a football game would require a T-shirt launcher that would catch the shirt on fire on its way up to the drunk people who got the crappy seats.

[mikefalzone]

@YorkPattie which would be amazing.

[dontbesoforLorn]

You know, I've actually seen hot dog guns, too, at baseball games. Ohman. Like, who decided to shoot food out of one of those things? lol

[mikefalzone]

@dontbesoforLorn NO! Is that real?! 

[dontbesoforLorn]

@mikefalzone It is indeed real, my friend. Awesomely and hilariously real. ;]

[VickiLuLa]

Out of the t-shirt gun should be a t-shirt coupon. "Take this t-shirt to the place that sells t-shirts and get $20 off of your size"... and keep this 'cause it is really wrinkly.

[mikefalzone]

@VickiLuLa You are so smart! Thumbs up!