Let's Fail Gigolo!

[hotpants69]

the sex games are always lame.

[kingvideo4u]

Imagine you're just chilling in your house minding yor own business and all of a sudden some naked girl comes in and starts banging you!! That would be unexpected but pleasant as hell!! hahaha : P

[TheDutchGhost]

@kingvideo4u Yeah, if games are a representation of real life as some people make them out to be, where are the wandering sex hungry women in my neighborhood?

I live here for six years and I still have not seen one of them.

PS. any lady viewers reading this, its meant for lulz, not to sound sexist, honest.

[KimRobinRisvi]

The police are after the bad guy, the bad guy is after you and you, your after cock!

[CAPTAINxCOOKIES]

i have this on an emulator, how do i start it? i only stay at the start screen :/. what button triggers the guys to start running into houses?

[koisanjie]

They need to release this for he xbox360 or ps3. If they can incorporate it with the kinect or the move, it'd be totally AWESOME!

[TheWacked666]

LOL

[Jordansoldat]

Lol this game is funny

[starnjuy]

the fuck is wrong with your voice and yes you are a hoe

[rockolutheran]

is it weird i am getting strangely turned on by this?

[ElFenixdePlata]

@rockolutheran Yes :/

[rockolutheran]

@ElFenixdePlata :D

[ElFenixdePlata]

@rockolutheran ...YAY!

[IrishEyedBlue]

ha ha what if they used games like these as an educational tool? lol :P I'm sure there are better methods though. ;P

[VoyagesInEnglish]

your a gigolo earnin lots of dough

[readifer]

Turn around took this game from mystique when mystique got shut down

[TurkStudio]

" The Bad guy is after you, the Cops are after the Bad guy and you .... Your after Cock."

[linkrulezall]

where is the let's fail of the other version (Cathouse Blues)

[bogercs]

Deuce Bigalow! Let's fail "Gigolo".

[yaywhewclips242]

I've heard from other posters that these porno games were available only to adults at SEARS. NO WAY!!! SEARS is/was way too family oriented to sell these games. I never, ever found these games (but I was 16 in 1982, Soooooo?) anywhere in the 1980's.

[Iampiano]

You are a ho.

Now go be a ho somewhere else, you ho.

[omfgNinjadude]

xd this game is just hilerous.

[Boughty86]

HAHAHAHA, ur narration is so cool

[milke29]

you have lots of atari games

[badluckshadow13]

They kicked you out? So did you end up going to someone's house who didn't want a whore? XD Did you just rape someone?

[CursingSasuke]

my rom doesnt work

how long does the load screen stay?

[goldeneye618]

3:24-3:28 sooo funny!! Hump me bitch Hump me!!!!

[wingnut4427]

The prisoner is the boyfriend if I'm not mistaken & he's gonna beat your ass if He catches you fucking around. lol

[xRyuta]

lmao thats hilarious

[INDZ5]

u are annoying.. stop talkin

[Kristanni20X6]

u are annoying.. stop commenting

[INDZ5]

@Kristanni20X6 this is pathetic and idk what i wrote that made me get blocked out. but this is sad and all you guys need lives. so go play in traffic

[Kristanni20X6]

yeah sure buddy. I'll get right on that...

[fanoultimate]

1:19 - 1:20 wow... that was fast

[noridan80]

LOL! This is a big wow... you know what's like... I mean you are at home and minding your own business and then a naked chick comes in to have sex... *looks at the door* well... nope... no naked chick for me that's for sure... -_- Still it's a curious game... not to mention that there are tons of porn games to the Atari... wow...

[Theoneabouttorock]

AVGN...

[TehKrakerzGuy]

Wow this whore chick is back, why is she so turned on by low-quality 8-bit porn??

Seriously if the sex in this game didn't look like two oatmeal robots humping, I don't think I would be any more turned off by this than I am now.

[Mercenary4Life]

This is actually 4-bit porn

[TehKrakerzGuy]

Wow, that's worse, lol.

[Manimal347]

No. The Atari used a 6509 CPU, so it's actually an eight-bit console. 256 bytes of RAM, btw :D

[AferVentus]

The Atari 2600 used a 6502 CPU and there were only 128 Bytes of RAM, not 256.

[MamaLuigiXYZ]

its 2 bit

[sjenitzer]

its over 9000 bit

[pretearking]

WHAT??!! 9,000??!!! That can't be right!

[gastonrivero]

3 bit i think

[jg233]

Wow...

[FinalFront]

I'm getting this just to fucking laugh my ass off XD

[7xdetroitx7]

first m rated game

[cody7799]

NOO!!! YEAH!!! HUMP ME BITCH, HUMP ME!!!!

rofl. Atari really did some weird games in their past.

[oozingrectalfeast]

The game was made by Mystique.

[cody7799]

Well, whatever. Atari allowed it to be played on their system, so they're just as awful as the creators.

[oozingrectalfeast]

Actually, they didn't allow it. Atari did not have publishing restrictions like Nintendo and Sega later did.

[cody7799]

I mean... All I mean is that those pplz were acting like perverts. I meant no offense, was just making a joke.

[ProyectInvestigation]

She managed to get inside the house while being chased, haha

[wackyluke444]

cathouse blues? xD

[avgn21]

My wenie is hard and going crazy.

[somany5]

@avgn21 more like your anti christ is making you go to hell you satan worshipper

[somany5]

@avgn21 anti christ satan worshipper

[dorourke105]

You sound sexy baby.

[Akutare]

The other Adult game that was like this called "Cat House Blues". That was the male version.

[wackyluke444]

yeah, and the guy in it didnt have legs

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Just out of curiosity, have you ever played Bubble Bath Babes? (Heard about that one from Seanbaby.)

[aby1982]

I think I did, if I remember it's a Tetris-clone and after every level a cute lady teases you as she becomes increasingly unclothed. Also, Seanbaby ROCKS.

[shinkaito]

Actually, the fact that the game was double-sided is pretty awesome.

[Federicoxxx]

yes! thats my kind of bitch!!.. she doesnt care if cop. is there. she s goin around naked.. traspassing houses, fucking guys..-! , this kind of games.. make me horny -_o

[aby1982]

Well, if it were a new game it might make me horny but it's just too damn pixelated and lame. ;p

[somany5]

@aby1982 cause your turning to jesus