SH*T SOMALI PEOPLE SAY/DO

[boyizzy]

SOMALI SWAG IS ON FACEBOOK CHECK IT!!

[qalaanjofy]

LMAO. Walaalo u did a great job.

[alizeroxx]

does anyone know the name of the music that the old woman is dancing to? at 2:41 ?

[queennarnia24]

this is funny



[DrFunnyTv]

BBM pin 2879FB02 I AM FuNNy I Make yOu FEEL HoneY With OuT Money lol

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[puntlandGeezer]

dude whos in ur ass?

[hpk505hpk]

your the best abdi

[JustWatchJW]

you make me QOSOL wlhi !!!

[OAfreelancer]

great :-)

i'm waiting for part II

[difaacdadkaaga]

waryaa

marka aa dibada tagtay baa isla weynaate

waryaa isku sheex inta aad caan-nimo raadineesid baa dadkaaga si xun ugu hadashay

acuudu bi Laah , maxaa kuugu qasbay in aad dar dumar gishatid?? Rabi ka cabso! :S

U can be a typical careless boy but unfortunately u r just a foolish who fools only himself

Note : human stupidity is infinite and u just proved that right ;(

[missroro27]

The guy with fake gum has a funny-cute accent looooooool

[MrGamerpod]

lol like if ur somalian

[beautyfromthebeging]

2:12 LMAO

[murasaki1000000]

kuwanu marwalba wayi iga qasoliyaan wainaad samsan kuwa kale. bi fadlan

[jamez10101]

whats the song at the end call

[WhoThatGirl100]

@jamez10101 dj khalid- all i do is win

[lalamariamibrown]

No somalis aint black im just tellin you the truth i aint hating just bcos somalis have dark or tanned skin doesnt mean theyre black just like sri lankans theyre very dark but are they black? no.... well anyways the somalis i saw looked straight up arab and asian dont even have any black features just sayin!

[LondonPounds]

@lalamariamibrown somalis have ancestry from asia and the middle east

[lalamariamibrown]

@LondonPounds YH i know that which makes somalis non black like the ones in this video! but there are a few somalis that have bantu features but theyre a minority

[lilhashi123]

this video is one of them where i cant stop laughing

[lalamariamibrown]

loool somalis aint black and heres proof

[GAXOOOOOTI]

@lalamariamibrown we are black u retard

[Ayan478]

hahahahahahahah this was funny keep up the work and do another third episode

[AMJKingTV]

at 2:57 you'll see a women 1 of jan, first of january

[fawaz0989]

@AMJKingTV No 2:56

[sexygirl33ist]

O.M.G wallahi j'arrete pas a rire kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[MrCliff1913]

haha, "worriya ali, turn that gangister music off!"

[TheTenners]

if i'm having dinner and i see there's only one banana left, i get happy - that's how i know i'm somali :L

[fatima64006]

hahahah

[huggy123456789101]

Sick upload more videos broo :L

[MrShire1234]

where's my UGUN kkkkkkk hilirriouse

[SEPTEMBER201981]

I loved the gangster music. Please include more in upcoming episodes

[micraajsos]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[princebakari]

this is so gd gd

[MW3JunkTM]

Hoyo Where is the banana!

[twattish00]

...this is facebook yeah? LOL

[FinallyFriday4]

0:19, wheres my what?

[layy67]

1:19 loooool and 1:49 soo true

[Purp081]

CHECK OUT MY VIDEOS "A SOMALI FAMILY"

[SalafeeSpot]

lol every somalis britherday is january first, it's true though. I have met some that that is there actual birthday lol

[vule3]

shes Adon lol died

[Selam352]

He is not gay stupid he is playing so many deferent Carter

[24layala]

and ur brother he is so cute dude u are too are u from england? i love u bye

[24layala]

abdi osman u are so funny dude i watch ur video over and over again lol ilike u and zak

[TheAmaal93]

checkout my sitcom :) guyss

[Mrssimmonsxo]

OMG like if you've also seen the beginning where it says "sh*t somali people say" it actually don't say people it says BEOBLE cos somalis don't says p's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[idman0121]

calm down sweety its just a joke they trying to make people laugh

[amareto35]

Yeah , the Gay agenda . First they'll tell you :" It's OK he is not a gay , he is acting like a woman". What is next , make up and kissing and he is still acting..

[TheCoolcat50]

blimey all these Somalians born on 1st of January weird! :P :D hahaha

[huriojama1]

OMG!!!! I LOVE THIS!!

[idman0121]

wow Anwar Amin Quraax badana he is soo sexy

i really love the song at the end what is it called

[badboynexus]

@idman0121 all i do is win remix

[HitmanALegend]

0:40 - How come no one noticed that he [she]'s reading the book UPSIDE DOWN! LIKE A SOMALI <3

[Alpaca206]

Fuck all u pirate ass bitches Ethiopia all day.

SHARMUTO!!!!!!!!!!!

[thegirlsaidmona]

@Alpaca206 if you a fucking hater of somalia then fuck off!! If you are hating.. why the fuck are you watching this then? FUCK OFF HATER!

[Alpaca206]

@thegirlsaidmona fuck you bitch Ethiopia all day. you Somali people can barley stay alive always eating each other so fuck you. DOOFARYAHO

[thegirlsaidmona]

@Alpaca206 If you are muslim, you wouldn't have wrote anything bad from the beginning! Shame off you.. You are an african!!!!

[thegirlsaidmona]

@Alpaca206 upss. I mean.. Shame on you!

[hamzaj123]

NAH NAH WHERE'S THE OTHER ABDI?!

[Sacodoo415]

Thumbs up if you somali n Do like that

[sevensin21]

January 1 classic Somali birthday

[prettylovexoxo]

thumbs up if your parents are born january 1st

[dreamingvsrealitygrl]

if you like the song, is on youtube and type duniya baraxow lyrics

it will come out, the song name is boogti jaclka

[123yemenboy]

Whats the songs name that the women dances to :P

[Mazeedification]

@123yemenboy No Maka Cheating

[pashun88]

@123yemenboy watch?v=Y4xa9fDOb7w

[onetruthprevails]

guy sucks at somali tho

[ImThinkingShhhh]

@onetruthprevails he is somali himself.

[bieberbabe4eva0love]

Hahahahahaha "beoble"

[rainbowsoundslyric]

Lol when my mom heard naxala aba ha she's like istakfurulah

[yousif977]

shi shas for arabs

[007DefCon3]

haha the 7up is classic, my mum gives that out to treat every stomach issue

[09noraa]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THE NAME OF THE SONG AT 1.55 PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEE

[pashun88]

@09noraa Boogti Jaceeylka: watch?v=Y4xa9fDOb7w

[Samiraaam1987]

@09noraa Boogti Jacylka- by fartuun ;)

[010meisjuhh]

DOo something aboutt barambur



[010meisjuhh]

turn that ganggeesterr musicc off !!

[sophiaqambi]

check out my channel peeps

[BlueSappho92]

THE SOMALI MUSIC!!!!! THIS IS SO TRUE! I'M FRENCH AND IT'S EXACTLY WHAT MY ALL MY HABOs AND EDOs DO!!!

[Bexdastar]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[boyizzy]

CHECK OUT SOMALI SWAG ON FACEBOOK!! LOVE IT OR HATE IT..

[LiLCC271]

whalahi

[zatch688]

I am a harr face.

[NuRaShynes]

So this is what happens when somali people live in England? They all start to sound like characters from a bad harry potter movie LMFAOOO priceless ^,^

[equal2orgreater]

@NuRaShynes I was going to say the same thing, LMAO

[amu55]

Is Haram to wear women cloth u fool!

[supernumsegas]

Manta palktalk waa khatar!...

[woho77777]

Warria ali turn that Gangeester music off nahalla abaha lol

[thesomalichic12]

my favorite part was when she used a soccer ball for a butt and started dancing to somali music!!! lls

[SkyzoDesign]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[LaPearlicious]

Am I the only one not getting the 7up joke

[SugarMama9999]

@LaPearlicious Theres this legendary myth that 7up cures everything.. lmfao ahaah great vid.

[YaaWalad]

You bloody ARABS posing as Somalis.

[somalipower100]

@YaaWalad THEY ARE SOMALIS NOT ARABS

[umbrellasinthesummer]

@YaaWalad i think it's pretty obvious they're somali

[BlackLilly131]

TURN DAT GANGESTER MUSIC OFF !

[bashoora777]

mashAllah my somali brothers I just love sooooooooooo much guys  soooooooooooo funn

[lionsrock123123]

laugh out loud hahaha

[lionsrock123123]

lol

[SomalilandGreatest]

Thumbs up if you think most somalian boys are called abdi!

[ohkayishhh]

they said my last name, it scared the shit outta me...

[DoWhatUMust]

warya ali turn dat gangistar music off lol

[DoWhatUMust]

one of them is yemeni i think

[somalipower100]

@DoWhatUMust no i think there all somali

[Anchor019]

@DoWhatUMust Lol wut?

[SALAFoverKHALAF]

this was funny ..loool

[afootballfanforever]

nacalla!

[liljohnjr23]

these some fine ass niggas..were yall at the uk ? lol

o yall video was funny 2

[jetcrazy12]

looooooooooooooolz @ 02:15

[mylovelies1]

your married..hmmm... what does your wife think of this?

[TheShadowMan161]

pleas sub

[TheShadowMan161]

thumb up if your somali

[GoblinGuard]

@TheShadowMan161 Thumbs down if your Ethiopian 

[pinkbabyberry]

Yep!

[me12345177]

OH GOD i think i wet my pants LOL i had had to rewatch this video again b/c i laughted soo hard i couldn't hear it !! 8D

[FreakishlyTrue]

Lol. Hahaha

[89dontwatchdat]

lol yuoou will never catch a somali telling anyone they have std never mind their mum

[luvkaka22]

i laughed so hard all this is true am somalian hahahahahahahahahaha well done guys u made ma day

[TheAkatsukileaders]

1:04 lol

[monkeyman99ish]

so ture brutha i love the part where they always say "nacala abahagu oohn"

[Sexy16kanita]

0:01 SH*T SOMALI BEOBLE SAY/DO LMAOOO!!!

[glory7in7silence]

i caaaaaaaaaaan't stop laughin that's so fuckin funny

[MindlessGirls143]

hooyo i think i got std *gives 7up* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hargaanti]

@MindlessGirls143

i think it is 6 up one down

[MindlessGirls143]

'  waa waareey, maanta paltalk wa qataarrr ayye ' LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO IM ROLLLLLIIINGGGGGGGGGG. This nigga is funny af Yo!

[abdi1221]

i know the 1 that says hooyo wers the banana

[oneyelucky]

Fikin hilarious. Great Job. More please.

[libnxtprez]

This is so funny. I'm a muslim liberian and my best friend is somali. this video shows things her mother says and does. Lmao

[Habbad90]

160 h8az

[0iindianRani0]

H for hoe lmfaaaaaaaooooooooo

[hassh23]

alihoo15 the tunes called boogtii jaceylka by duniya

[vididi34]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO TRUE. I NEVER LAUGHD LIKE THAT BEFORE! Though I'm not Somali.

[mohamadaqil]

Whatd does adan mean?

[yoursistah777]

@mohamadaqil it means white

[Msclaritygreen]

@mohamadaqil it means white

[absta317]

2 many lolz lol

[ASHNA87IMRAN]

WHAT DID THE WORLD COME TO ! SUBHANALLAH ! GIRLS ACTING GIRLS UFF ! I WISH IT WAS A GIRL DOING THIS KAZ IT WAS TRUE AND FUNNY

[heluvamartini]

lmfaooooooooooooo this was awsome!!!!!

[AjamaBEAST23]

uh shes not somalian shes adan!YA NAHALLAH

[SWETV1]

@AjamaBEAST23 WHITES SAY TO BLACKS CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL HAHA ITS TOO FUNNY

[SWETV1]

@SWETV1 CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL

[HongreeHype]

THIS IS 100 % TRUE !! TRUSS !! N I AINT EVEN SOMARLIAN WALAALO !!

[lady005]

Ukun means "eggs" lool

[XiLUVeuJUNGx]

if only i understood all the jokes..

[XiLUVeuJUNGx]

whats ukun??

[LuvSprinkless]

@XiLUVeuJUNGx eggs (she wanted her egg) lol

[momole262]

@XiLUVeuJUNGx  egg

[Msclaritygreen]

@XiLUVeuJUNGx egg

[halac247]

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[WondaSoCareless]

the creater of 'shit somali people say/do part 1 and 2...new sketch on my chan now..its NON SOMALI SKETCHES called ' excuses for valentines day@..like, suscribe and share it...mockery of valentines day.

[alihoo15]

what's the tune called at the end?



[fadimay]

hahahahaha I diiieedd my best friend somali and some of these things are on POINT!!

[cuterim]

hahahahahhaha OMG OMG OMG so freaking SOMALI hahahaha 

[Turkish2111Modz]

-WORIAH ALI TURN OFF THE GANGISTER MUSIC.  HAHAHAH!!!!!

[MissOMGstarh]

OMDZ THE ABDI THING. Basically at school there were a bunch of somali boys were playing footy and then my mate wanted to talk to one of them so she shouted out ''Oi Moh!'' (as in Mohammed) and they all turned around LOL!

[peacefulchick92]

The 7up thing made me laugh out loud, it's sooo true, it's the cure for most things, according Somali parents, and the 1of jan bit, made me laugh soooo much..

Can't wait for the 3rd vid, keep up the good work, and wasalam

[khoshgelak07]

1 January LOL

[vipbossify]

not funny .............the bannana boy is fogatass he looks like khniis ,first go learn how 2 speak somali stupid ,cheap version of the "shit.........say" vidoes ,well americans can say whatever they want cause they know their language ,stupid empty head ,so baro afka markaa nugu soo nuqu wixiinu ba xoolaad tihiin

[RidaBade1]

LOL @ 2:26 !

[iStylix]

LMAO

[swagman67]

hoyoo i think i go STD *I died at that*

[tbc2006]

bwahahahahah to the banana with the food....lmaooooo



[XxXQueeniieXxX]

LMAO! That woman can DANCEEE!

[AjamaBEAST23]

dis funnyAF walahi!

[EritreanKing007]

It's so funny :)