Poem "What Kevin Rudd REALLY said to the Chinese President"

[Jacintalee24]

did you tell the public mister rudd about the asian pacific union? where now were not a nation anymore and our borders are no more we are part of this asian union with china? did you ask us that answer is an obvious no why would you after all its just the people who have to put up with your lying and mistakes its not you losing your sovereignty is it mister rudd?

[Jacintalee24]

TRUST IN THE LORD MISTER RUDD I PRAY FOR YOU THE LORD IS BIGGER THAN WHAT YOUR FACING A MAN STANDS UP FOR HIS FELLOW AUSSIES NOT BORROW FIAT MONEY FROM the Australian FEDERAL RESERVE BANK OWNED BY BANKERS PUTTING US IN FRAUDULENT DEBT MAKING US SLAVES AND OUR KIDS AND GRANDKIDS TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER AGENDA!! YOU FLAMING COWARD WAKE UP TO YOURSELF! AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU WITH INSIGHT MISTER K RUDD!

[Jacintalee24]

oi her accent is good lol she is funny as!!! Kevin rudd is a douche and if he keeps following this communist agenda instead of standing up for opressed aussies due to staged terror attack BS then GOD IS GUNNA COME AND CUT HIM DOWN!!! DOGS AND COWARDS DO NOT ENTER THE KINGDOM OF GOD MISTER KRUDD!

[PerfectPudding]

lrn2read better. you're accent ruins it.

[shiridenovo]

Carefull about posting this... I'm sure the AFP will be knocking on your door within a few years if Rudd has his way

[MTran0708]

lol thats funny.

[cordlox]

i can smell that hall

[chris3443]

I got a good laugh from this, thanks a lot!! Keep on studying!!

[1hmm2]

wow nice Mandarin skills!

[kiwi8]

I couldn't really understand what you said except the 'ganbei' near the end ...it seems that everyone else could understand =.=

...the problem isn't your putonghua ...it might be my deteriorating mandarin skills T___T i need to review my chinese!!!!!!

[fomalhaut77]

good job.. should learn mandarin. it is a great language.. :)

[Chadernator]

Good on ya Yvonne! Your Mandarin is fine, keep working it.

[antonycao]

I am Chinese and I can understand like 80% of your madarin. Very good job, keep it up!

And Kevin's Chinese blew me away.. Go Kevin!

[Ketiara]

WoOOOOAHHHH!!! We want Hitler.. sorry Howard to get in because then we can retire in better conditions!!! WHOAAA!!! Yay to the baby boom generation who made this country the sad, racist country that it was. YAY to KEVIN!!! NEW PRIME MINISTER OF AUSTRALIA!!! ;)

[BobfromSydney]

I could understand around half of what she said in mandarin, if the recording quality were better it would probably be easier, she doesn't have the rhythym of a natural speaker, which does make it harder to understand.

[champboy90]

i'm not sure about the strip club bit...

[wodeseqingshipin]

Fantastic.

I can understand most of what she said.

Kevin Rudd---07

[XxXbobstaXxX]

rudds is the best but half the time he is an idiot but still better then howard

KEVIN 07

[JasperRedOutbreak]

rudd at his worst is better than (c)oward at his best...

[Nilguiri]

excellent!

btw, I'm learning putonghua and I actually understood a few things!

I've favourited it.

[YvonneGluyas]

Thank you everyong for your comments!! My putonghua is pretty bad... but at least it got a few laughs. If Kevin Rudd is reading this.... Hey Kevin, do tell me what you think!

[llllloooooo]

well done!

[YvonneGluyas]

Thank you!! I had great fun writing it, My Chinese friends helped with the translation, I chucked in the ad libs...and I KNOW my pronunciation isn't perfect... (Kevin's IS actually!)

[geniac]

That was excellent and hilarious and I'm really glad you won!